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sam2
12-17-2003, 03:44 AM
HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
sam2
12-20-2003, 04:09 AM
treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free stuff). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.


Note by zmanjz: Edited for content.
DianaGohan
12-20-2003, 07:28 AM
Comparing Women To Computers....

Intresting Idea.

I'm More Like A Video Game Though.

You turn me on and then you control that joystick until it reaches the final level.

Mmmmmm, Sexual Innuendo.
Corrado
12-20-2003, 07:31 AM
That's tomorrow's CQOTD right there.
Parallax
12-20-2003, 09:51 AM
I'm More Like A Video Game Though.

You turn me on and then you control that joystick until it reaches the final level.


0_o
Ben
12-20-2003, 10:33 AM
0_o

Exaaactly.
Eddie G.
12-20-2003, 12:02 PM
Diana you win the award for Dirtiest Thing to Make The Blue Wolf Giggle Like a 12 Year Old.
Killtacular
12-20-2003, 12:18 PM
I'm More Like A Video Game Though.

You turn me on and then you control that joystick until it reaches the final level.
It's too bad you have a 2.8/10 at GameRankings.
DianaGohan
12-20-2003, 12:29 PM
It's too bad you have a 2.8/10 at GameRankings.

Bah! Those things are rigged. I know I should be at least a 6 out of 10. Hmmm, maybe like a 7.8 out of 10 or something like that.

.... What was the point of this thread again?
The Falcon
12-20-2003, 01:38 PM
i think it was about comparing people to computers, but after your comment i kind of lost my focus

Falcon
zmanjz
12-20-2003, 01:48 PM
.... What was the point of this thread again?

Good question + none found = Closed.