C&C - Cards [11/9 - 11/13]

[livingfruitvirus]

Talk About Cards And Only The Cards!

[DianaGohan]

And I be the Card Master Transcriptor This Week! Let The Games Begin!

[Anthony]

Big O #1, nice.

[Jaguar]

Think they're overhyping the WORLD TELEVISION PREMIERE OF Weinstein enough?

"No more anime in the 11PM Sunday slot. We all loved Big O, but no more apples with oranges."

To be honest with you Diane...

I'm surprised. ;)

[had to use a Family Guy quote]

[Tapout]

Yay! New action cards tommorow. Too bad they're being lazy with them tonight though.

[Corrado]

Rest of the top 3, anyone???

[~square~]

Think they're overhyping the WORLD TELEVISION PREMIERE OF Weinstein enough?

"No more anime in the 11PM Sunday slot. We all loved Big O, but no more apples with oranges."

To be honest with you Diane...

I'm surprised. ;)

[had to use a Family Guy quote]

thats great.

go family guy quotes!

as for the cards...funny, interesting...there was on in paticular, but i cant remember it.

[GPietrash]

Does Quinn's DirecTV parody count as a card?

I thought that, other than that one, most of the cards were decent. Just a lot of Weinstein pimpage.

[DianaGohan]

You Love It, You Want And It's Here In The

Adult Swim Card Transcript of 11/09/03

First Off Though, After You Finish The Transcript, Check Out The Mad Extras I created. They're dope.

(Family Guy Weinstein Commerical)

(Clone Wars.com Commerical, Although We'll See If It Really Does Air Tonight On AS. If it dosen't, don't expect to see it in the transcripts again).

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Family Guy-

(Red Background)

The following program contains
content that some viewers
may find objectionable.

The views expressed in
"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
are comedic in nature and do not
reflect the opinions of Adult Swim or
Cartoon Network.

Family Guy Mid Break One-

Peter's song was originally
recorded with an alternate lyric.

Which we were
asked to use.

If you have the DVD,
you'll know which lyric.

If you don't have the DVD,

you should.

[adult swim]

(The New Schedule With Andy Running Promo One)

The New Sealab 2021 Commerical:

(Quinn is standing in a blue widscreen background. There is a chair in back of him, and on the left side of him is a sign that says "An actual ADULTSWIM.COM fan post").

Dr Quinn: Dear Sealab 2021, YOU SUCK!!! I acutally start fake laughing to see if I would really laugh, and I can't! They should make a big bonfire and celebrate the death of Sealab and REJOICE!

(Words come up saying "Preformed by Dr. Quinn").

Dr. Quinn: In it's never existing forever!

(another sign comes up saying "Written by Magichands8").

Dr. Quinn: Sincerley, Magichands8.

Director: And cut!

Dr. Quinn: Wow (laughs a bit) bet he's gonna hate this.

(A sign comes up saying
"SEALAB 2021
ALL NEW EPISODES
PREMIERING NOV. 16TH
SUNDAY 11:15)

Female Voice: Act now and get all new episodes of Sealab premiering Sunday November 16th at 11:15)

Dr. Quinn: The only thing that's keeping me from kicking his ass is that I'm a cartoon character.

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

We now return to the
controversial/not controversial
FAMiLY GUY episode.

While we were at it, lets thank
Seth MacFarlane and crew

for making
controversial/not controversial
television.

[adult swim]

Post Family Guy-

Let's all move on to
the next thing.

Which is

No more anime in the
Sunday 11PM slot.

We love Big O.

But no more apples
with oranges.

Next Sunday @ 11PM
New Aqua Teen

New Sunday @ 11:15PM
New Sealab

[adult swim]

Pre The Brak Show-

In the new Brak show

Steve Delmonico is not
Steve Delmonico.

And he's certainly not that Asian
guy from that 60's space show.

And he dosen't know
William Shatner at all.

Or so the lawyers say.

Sexy New Brak Show

[go]

Post The Brak Show-

In case you missed

THE ADULT SWIM
WORLD TELEVISION
PREMIERE

"When You Wish Upon A Weinstein"

We are replaying the
episode in 47 minutes.

Just in case you forgot

OUR ADULT SWIM
WORLD TELEVISION
PREMIERE

[adult swim]

Pre Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

Technology Update

These cards are
now being created

on the new G5.

You wouldn't believe
how fast it can spellcheck.

Woot!

[adult swim]

Mid Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

(The New Schedule With Andy Running Promo Two)

Post Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

Oh hey!

We just remembered

that we have scheduled

another run of

THE ADULT SWIM
WORLD TELEVISION
PREMIERE

"When You Wish Upon A Weinstein"

Now available in
35 minutes.

[just for you]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre The Oblongs-

[Adult Swim]
NEWS

Brak: Hey everybody I'm Brak and this is the Adult Swim sports. Last night in Game 6 of the World Series Cartlon Fisk hit a home run to lead the Red Socks over Johnny Bench and the Red Leg. Speaking of leg, why do chicks always want to get marrired? Take my girl Reniqua for instance. All day long it's "Honey have you thought about getting marrired?" You know what? No, I haven't! And I'm not going to! Can't you see I'm busy living my life? Damn, woman! I mean we've only been going out for two weeks. Can't you see that I don't like you being around all the time? I mean I know I got what you want and you're wanting to get it but (Brak burps) I don't want to give it all the time and that's all you want. You say "Brak give me some" and I don't got it. All the time. I'm telling you, you better step off woman. Anyway, that's the sports. Goodnight folks!

The Oblongs Mid Break One-

Did you watch the
lunar eclipse last night?

We tried.

Had the telescope out
and everything.

(Picture of the sky and the moon shining in the background)

That was the last
we saw of it.

(Picture of a dark cloudy sky)

Eclipse + Clouds = teh suck

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirts and Plushies At Hot Topic Commerical)

The Oblongs Mid Break Two-

RULES FOR PUBLIC BEHAVOIR

If you can't be good, behave

If you can't be behave, be funny

If you can't be funny, be loud

If you can't be loud...

THEN SHUT THE (Scratched out) UP!

[words to live by]

Post The Oblongs-

Ratings Roundup

Highest Rate Adult Swim
Programs Last Sunday
[Viewers 18-34]

Big O 369,000
Brak 342,000
Aqua Teen 325,000

[adult swim]

Pre Family Guy-

(Same Pre-Family Guy Cards As the First Showing)

Family Guy Mid Break One-

(Same Mid Break One Cards As First Showing)

(Adult Swim.com Holiday Wish List Commerical)

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

(Same Mid Break Two Cards As First Showing)

Post Family Guy-

"I believe in looking really straight
in the eye and denying it."

-Garrison Keillor

Delude yourself with Action - Next

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirt and Plushies At Hot Topic Commerical)

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre FLCL-

(Noata Silohuette moves on screen from the left and slowly moves back. A red and white guitar jumps from the top of the screen to appear to the left of Noata. The guitar then zooms into the screen and the screen says "FLCL")

[adult swim]

(FLCL Card Opening)

FLCL Mid Break One-

(Noata leaning on Haruko silohuette in background)

Something really cool
Happens tommorow

Or well today

But by today we mean tommorow

Stupid am-pm

We wasted too much time to
tell you what it is

It's the shinixle

Or whatever you crazy kids call it

[adult swim]

FLCL Mid Break Two-

(Red Canti Silohuette in Background)

The thing before that we told you
we would tell you then told you we
couldn't tell you any longer

NEW ACTION CARDS

We can't tell you

NEW ACTION CARDS

something about being fired

NEW ACTION CARDS

so just be sure to tune in tommorow

NEW ACTION CARDS

we promise you'll love it

[adult swim]

Post FLCL-

(Noata Silohuette in Background)

Yes we're full of ourselves

Why wouldn't we be

We've got great shows
We've got great fans

We've smart, cool, and now and
again... funny

But

At least we're humble enough to
admit it.

[adult swim]

Pre Blue Gender-

(A bug silohuette flies across the screen from the left to the right and then from the right to the center were it grows to a huge size then shrinks to spell the words "BLUE GENDER")

[adult swim]

(Blue Gender Card Intro)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(Tony Silohuette flashes on screen)

Pants.

They have legs.
They have pockets.

They're why we have wallets.

They're also why Domo-Kun
dosen't work here anymore.

Stupid pants.

Kilts are cooler.

[adult swim]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

Remember when you went to the
Carnival

And some weird Carnie guy named
Jimbo Jenkins claimed he could
guess your age.

Of course you don't

That's because it never happened

But can you guess which one of these
guys is the oldest?

(Faye, Yuji and Vash Silohuettes Appear)

Wrong.

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

STORY TIME!

There once was this girl named
Marlene.

(Marlene Silohuette appears on the right and then "walks" to the center)

She had a show.

The show was over.

The End

(AS Card Music Credits)

And for reading the transcripts, you get a few extras.

First Off-

[FAKE Adult Swim]
News

Brak: Hey Everybody, this is Brak with the Adult Swim news. As I hope you've been noticing, what between all the tomatoes making Big O late a week and Weinstein converting you're beliefs to buy the Family Guy DVD, we've been having new Futurama episodes. And yet Adult Swim didn't think it was important enough to have commericals for. Of course, Adult Swim was at quite a quandry with how to say "Hey KIDS! We got the Futurama episodes those basterds at FOX will only show us now" or "Watch the last episodes of Futurama cause we're too damn cheap to make more" or "These episodes are out of order because when Originally aired, WNYW gave no damn about them!" Of course I had my own advertisment for them. It goes like this (Singing) FUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WITH THE FUTURE AND THE RAMA AND I ONCE MADE A DIORAMA BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE A ROBOT SO I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE IT SO I THREW IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL AWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY SO FUTURAMA CAN COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN.............. IN RERUNS! And if you don't get your news from my butt by now, then you got some serious problems buddy! Bye Bye

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

And now stolen from Lim-

(FAKE Adult Swim news COBBED (I walked to the store the other day and there were these kids arguing about Family Guy and The Simpsons. One said "The Simpsons is the best show ever and I don't know how the **** you like Family Guy cause it sucks and you suck". The second kid said "**** you *****! You don't know how ****in funny Family Guy is and you're mom sleeps with a bum!" And then the kids started to fight. Feeling it was my right to intervine, I simply stated that if they really wished to settle they're argument about which one was greater, they should state reasons why each show was good and the one with the most would win. Of course, this led to comments like "Simpsons has great celebrity guests" and "Family Guy has that talking baby who could kick Maggie's ass two times over" and other comments. I had started walking away by then, but between that time, these kids then starting fighting and hitting each other saying things like "***** ********!" and "**** **** *** ********!" and that's when the store security came around. And I will never go to Stop and Shop again... until next week)

And the new Fake Feature

FAKE ADULT SWIM RATINGS REPORT

(Note: This is in the style of Brak's old Cartoon Planet Ratings report so if you know it, good for you. And if don't, learn it and then read this).

Space Ghost: Greetings folks! It's now time for Brak's Adult Swim Ratings Report, but first a little on what ratings are, here's Zorak!

Zorak: Well, you see ratings are like.... tomatoes! (Random Big O images) and you got the robot ratings fighting each other and the black ratings robot always negoiates the ratings and then the android says "You're A louse..." whatever that guy's name is and then there's the white ratings guy who things he's the ratings god and then by the second week nothing makes any sense and the ratings just end up with a stupid ending that no one gives a **** about!

Space Ghost: Zorak, that wasn't what ratings are!

Zorak: No, but that's what's beating your ass! (Laughs)

Space Ghost: I'll show you beating ass mister! (Blasts Zorak. Zorak screams and is charred). And now Brak with the ratings.

Brak: Thank you Space Ghost. Well in 3rd place we have Aqua Teen Hunger Force with a wooping 325,000 amount.

Zorak: That ain't really whooping.

Space Ghost: That episode made me want to get a sandwitch. A nice BLT with some fried pork on the side and a manly can of lemonade to drink it all down.

Zorak: I would have gotten you one.

Space Ghost: Really Zorak?

Zorak: Yeah... A BROODWICH! Heh heh get axed Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Well I think we all saw that one coming.

Brak: And then came my show, the Brak show at an even more wooping 342,000.

Space Ghost: Thanks to my guest appearnce in it!

Zorak: Yeah right. If it was rated so high that it got second place because of you, how come your crap ass show didn't even get 200,000 ratings?

Space Ghost: Well that's because Mr. Funny bug that you were in it and you weren't in the Brak Show.

Zorak Yeah well.... damn, you got me on that one.

Brak: And then of course came the Big O finale which got the whoopings woops of 369,000 ratings.

Zorak: That aint that much. Every rating pretty much sucked last week.

Space Ghost: Wait a minute! How dare Big O get higher ratings then me!

Brak: Well what you gonna do about it big man?

Zorak: I'll tell you what he's going to do about it Brak. Whine to his momma and then ask for more cream bagels (laughs)

Space Ghost: Oh no I won't Zorak! I'm gonna take Roger Smith to the hole!

Brak: Take him to the hole good buddy! (Space Ghost flies off)

Space Ghost: (Above the studio) I can't take Roger Smith to the hole. I'll just fly around and lie about it later.

Brak: Well folks that's the Adult Swim Weekly Ratings Report. This is Brak, saying if You can't eat your meat, give it to me cause I like me some ribs on a plate! (Space Ghost bounds back in)

Space Ghost: Roger's negioator work was a sham that allowed me to make heads and tails out the finale and tell you "The Show Will Not Go On".

Zorak: You just flew around in circles didn't yah?

Space Ghost: Me and Roger... dribbled the ball....

Zorak: DIDN'T YA!!!!????

Space Ghost: ......Yes

Zorak: Wuss.

FAKE ADULT SWIM WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT

You want me to do these again? I can. Just tell me which ones and I'll do them on my next turn. Until then, see ya!

[Anime Guy]

That was good, but your Zoids Fuzors parody was hilarious.

[Corrado]

"You want me to do these again? I can. Just tell me which ones and I'll do them on my next turn. Until then, see ya!"

Hell Yeah!!!

My favorite part:

"This is Brak, saying if You can't eat your meat, give it to me cause I like me some ribs on a plate!"

And:

Brak: And then came my show, the Brak show at an even more wooping 342,000.

Space Ghost: Thanks to my guest appearnce in it!

Zorak: Yeah right. If it was rated so high that it got second place because of you, how come your crap ass show didn't even get 200,000 ratings?

Space Ghost: Well that's because Mr. Funny bug that you were in it and you weren't in the Brak Show.

Zorak Yeah well.... damn, you got me on that one."

It needed more Sisto but besides that, That was wayyyyyyy better than your "Jock-itch League" parody.

[Anime Guy]

Please tell me that 1:30 image wasn't Reign the Conquerer.

No one's watching at that time anyway. Why not put Lupin there?

I think it's just another joke. Both the as.com and the TZ Adult Swim schedule say that BG is on at 1:30 and FLCL is on at 1 for that week and many more weeks.

[DianaGohan]

More Then You Can Shake A Stick At In The

Adult Swim Card Transcript of 11/10/03

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

(Futurama Cards All Reruns)

Pre Family Guy-

We lost half the day
due to an upgrade.

Yes, all new cards
would have been nice.

But 1.4 terabytes
of storage is nicer.

For the tech-impaired:

terabyte= an assload

[adult swim]

Family Guy Mid Break One-

In the CD Player

S.A. - Viktor Vaughn
K.C. - Brue Springsteen
J.E. - Goggle A
M.C. - 2003 World Pipe Band
Champisonships, Vol 2

M.L. - Viktor Vaughn
D.M. - Apathy
K.M. - The Decemberists
V.R. - Michael Jackson

[adult beats]

(The New Adult Swim Lineup With Andy Running Promo One)

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

Don't know about you

but we're all about the Fall.

The cold air,
the changing leaves,

the golden hues of
the afternoon sun.

It's all good.

Except the getting
dark at 5pm part.

That pretty much blows.

[autumn swim]

Post Family Guy-

"A handful of patience is worth
more than a bushel of brains."

- Dutch Proverb

(Bleeped Out) that Dutch noise!

Give us Action - NOW!

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Inuyasha-

Starting November 17th

12:00am - (Inuyasha Silohuette in background)
12:30am - (Big O Silohuette in bakground)
1:00am - (Bug Silohuette in Background to Represent Blue Gender)
1:30am - (Reign? Silohuette In Background)

[all times and music eastern]

[adult swim]

Inuyasha Mid Break One-

(Kagome Silohuette Flashes In)

We wonder where Inuyasha gets
his hair done.

Think he uses product?

We bet he uses product?

All that hair and not a single
split end.

That's his real power if you ask us.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim.com Ultimate Holday Wish List Commerical)

Inuyasha Mid Break Two-

(Inuyasha SIlohuette Flashes In)

What is it with falling down
Japanese wells?

Either you have to fight hordes
of demons -

Or you die in seven days.

Horrible.

Not that we'd recommend falling
down wells in any other countries.

[adult swim]

Post Inuyasha-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Flashes In)

Inuyasha's done.

Well, at least until the next time.

You wanna know what's next?

We're not saying.

We were told to keep it a secret.

And we like our thumbs the way
they are.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirts And Plushies At Hot Topic Commerical)

Pre Big O-

(Starting November 17th Lineup Card)

Big O Mid Break One-

(Big O Silohuette In Background)

Hey remember that time when we
ran episode 20 of Big O
instead of the
season finale?

And then you all hated us.

But we were like...
"calm the #### down."

And y'all were like...
"no."

That was great.

[adult swim]

Big O Mid Break Two-

(Badly Drawn Tomato Appears In Background)

You too
are a tomato.
Deal with it.

[adult swim]

Post Big O-

(Tomato Drawing Flashes on screen)

Intially the Big O was part of a
huge conspiracy

To make Americans eat
more vegetables.

Or is it fruits?

Ironically...
We forget.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirts and Pulshies At Hot Topic Commerical)

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre FLCL-

(Starting November 17th Cards)

(FLCL Card Opening)

FLCL Mid Break One-

(Noata leaning on Haruko Silohuette Appears)

Wisdom inspired by FLCL:

Sometimes when you think
you're crazy

You're not.

It's just the voices talking.

[adult swim]

FLCL Mid Break Two-

(Red Canti Silohuette Appears)

Wisdom inspired by FLCL:

If people think you're getting
a big head

It dosen't always mean you
have a big ego.

It could just be a space pirate
living in your dome.

[adult swim]

Post FLCL-

(Noata Silohuette Appears)

Wisdom inspired by FLCL:

Any problem that can't be solved
with a good guitar

Either can't be solved,

Or isn't a problem.

[adult swim]

Pre Blue Gender-

(Starting November 17th Cards)

(Blue Gender Card Intro)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(Bug and Marlene Silohuettes appear)

A cockroach can live
9 days without it's
head until it starves
to death.

Humans?
About 0.3 seconds.

Crap.
Score one for
the bad guys.

(Bug Silohuette Moves around)

(bug celebration dance)

[adult swim]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Bug and Marlene Silohuettes appear)

Fleas can jump 750 times
their body length.

This is like a human jumping
the lenght of an entire
football field.

Most of us can't
even walk that far.

@#$#
Bugs win again.

(Bug Silohuette Moves around)

(bug celebration dance)

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

(Bug and Marlene Silohuettes Appear)

There are 1 million
ants for every human
in the world.

Well the average
person accidentally
eats a pound of
insects every year.

(Marlene Silohuette Moves around)

Woohooo!
Go us!

We think...

Well anyway, then the cards repeat

"But what about Home Movies?

Even Home Movies, But That's Where Extras Come In

Fake Pre Home Movies-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Appears On Screen)

Not today, Inuyasha!

(Inuyasha Silohuette is "pushed" off screen by a Brendon Silohuette)

Remember how we said that
Home Movies would Premiere
January 11th, 2004?

Well, we know how much you
guys love Home Movies.

So we're giving you a special
stealth episode right now.

And there's nothing you have
to do for us.

.........

Well except love us

And give us all you're money.

[greedy swim]

FAKE Home Movies Mid Break One-

(Coach McGuirk Silohuette Flashes on Screen)

You know, there is no real
www.movieweinerorwinner.com

But if there was one,
we would have a review for
"The Matrix Revolutions".

Woah

Didn't we see that in Big O?

[weiner or winner swim]

FAKE Home Movies Mid Break Two-

(Walter And Perry Silohuette Flash on Screen)

And now we continue the special
Stealth Home Movies Premiere?

It's nothing new.

We've had stealth premieres for Aqua Teen,
Brak, Sealab, Space Ghost, and the like.

Of course, people often ask

"Why do we have a stealth premiere?"

And we say

"Because we can."

[adult swim]

FAKE Post Home Movies-

(Brendon, Melissa and Jason Silohuette on Screen)

And that's it for Home Movies.

Until 2004 anyway.

Big O is up next again?

We often wonder what if
Big O was done by Brendon
and crew.

We asked them to do it once.

But Jason ate all the tomatoes.

And now we don't even bother.

[tomoatoless swim]

Of course, you guys get more then that

Space Ghost Coast To Coast and Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD Commerical-

(Note: This aired in the second airing of this transcript's Futurama. The one at 2AM).

Announcer: Please Prepare for a special message.

(Cut to guy holding an Aqua Teen and Space Ghost DVD after the words "A Special Message From Moses comes up)

Moses: Two amazing shows available for the first time ever on DVD. (Holds it up to screen) Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume One (Holds it up to screen and lowers other one) and Space Ghost Coast To Coast Volume One (hold it down while random images of both show start to run, along with various titles popping up like "16 EPISODES" "CREATOR COMMENTARY" "UNEDITED SHOWS" "DELETED SCENES" ). Both contain 16 episodes of peices of Creator Commentary. And while the Coast to Coast set boasts longer unedited shows never to be seen on TV again, The Aqua Teen set presents stuff never before seen! They both feature much, much more!

Narrator: Both available November 18th at you're local retalier and at AdultSwim.com.

- End Commerical

Of course, I got a couple of more extras for you

FAKE ADULT SWIM NEWS COBBED (What was the deal with the Reign silohuette popping up in the Action schedule card for November 17th? Does that mean starting November 17th they're gonna schedule Reign at 1:30 or was it a joke? The Toonzone schedule has FLCL at that spot I believe, but it wasn't even on the lineup for that card. Then again, how much can you show of a 6 episode show? Even if it is they're favorite? I just wonder what anyone has to say about this, if anyone has anything to say about this? Is this just something I'm not getting or what? THIS BE CONFUSSINNNNNNGGGG!!!!)

And the last extra

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Brak: Buenos Tardes, Everybody. Brak here for the Adult Swim news. Even if today seems like an ordianry day at Adult Swim buddy, it aint. We got the special steath premeire of Home Movies season 4's premiere, and of course, the Big commerical of the Big announcement of the Space Ghost and Aqua Teen DVDs. Of course, this asks the question of why my show didn't get a DVD. Come on people, don't you want me on your DVD player spewing hours of newly made stuff and playing cames like "Count the buttons on Brak shirt" and with my special Llama song commentary for episodes like "Goldfish" and "Hippo". Why the hell am I being shorted out a DVD. I do everything for Adult Swim. I do t he news, I clean up that mess Mike made when his scooter crashed into the vase. And yet I get freaking gyped like a freaking communist in freaking South America! So I have one thing to say to Willams Street, and parents tuck your kids into bed right now before I say this. (Takes a deep breath). [-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------R E M O V E D B Y M O D E R A T O R S-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]And that's why people won't be getting news from me anymore if my ass gets fired tommorow. Goodnight!

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

More transcripts (and maybe extras) tommorow. Check it.

[Corrado]

"And yet I get freaking gyped like a freaking communist in freaking South America!"

That was freaking funny, Diana.

[-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------R E M O V E D B Y M O D E R A T O R S-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]

I hope "Brak's" back tomorrow.

[Jaguar]

[-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------R E M O V E D B Y M O D E R A T O R S-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]

CENSORSHIP STRIKES AGAIN! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Uh...yeah. :sweat:

[Anime Guy]

"But what about Home Movies?

Even Home Movies, But That's Where Extras Come In

Fake Pre Home Movies

Too bad there weren't new Home Movies cards. :sad:

(Walter And Perry Silohuette Flash on Screen)

And now we continue the special
Stealth Home Movies Premiere?

It's nothing new.

We've had stealth premieres for Aqua Teen,
Brak, Sealab, Space Ghost, and the like.

Of course, people often ask

"Why do we have a stealth premiere?"

And we say

"Because we can."

[adult swim]

I wish I'd known about those stealth premieres. Especially the ATHF one.

Space Ghost Coast To Coast and Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD Commerical-

(Note: This aired in the second airing of this transcript's Futurama. The one at 2AM).

Announcer: Please Prepare for a special message.

(Cut to guy holding an Aqua Teen and Space Ghost DVD after the words "A Special Message From Moses comes up)

Moses: Two amazing shows available for the first time ever on DVD. (Holds it up to screen) Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume One (Holds it up to screen and lowers other one) and Space Ghost Coast To Coast Volume One (hold it down while random images of both show start to run, along with various titles popping up like "16 EPISODES" "CREATOR COMMENTARY" "UNEDITED SHOWS" "DELETED SCENES" ). Both contain 16 episodes of peices of Creator Commentary. And while the Coast to Coast set boasts longer unedited shows never to be seen on TV again, The Aqua Teen set presents stuff never before seen! They both feature much, much more!

Narrator: Both available November 18th at you're local retalier and at AdultSwim.com.

- End Commerical

I'm gonna have to see that.

[ClockStomper]

Miroku chasing a girl with boobies? Genius. I guess Jet's the AS moral authority.

[William C. Maune]

For those who missed it when the "stick figure with circles" was originally used on the late Sunday night cards. It is supposed to represent Julia from Cowboy Bebop.

[William C. Maune]

It turns out the last slot on the "picture schedule" they've been running on the cards this week is indeed Reign, at least that's what the newly updated schedule shows. I'll finally be able to catch the episodes I missed (some people found it interesting).

[Anime Guy]

It turns out the last slot on the "picture schedule" they've been running on the cards this week is indeed Reign

S**t! Well, at least it's only here for two weeks.

They'd better put Lupin in that timeslot at some point.

I agree, Lupin gets taken off while Reign comes back? That's impossible. Lupin has old animation and is great, and Reign has good animation but it sucks. So, animation quality really makes this much of a difference?

[Matthew Williams]

How much hate mail is Williams Street gonna get due to it insulting obsessed Inu Yasha fans?

I hope not much. I hope.

Because some obsessed Inu Yasha fans think I run Adult Swim. Keep them away. For the love of all that is holy, keep them away.

*whimpers in a corner somewhere*

[DianaGohan]

Time Now For The Infamous

DianaGohan Adult Swim Card Transcript of 11/11/03

(Futurama Reruns, Blah Blah)

Pre Family Guy-

Heads up to you,
the faithful viewer.

Original comedy starts
this Sunday @ 11PM

Don't want folks tuning in
for Big O or FAMiLY GUY.

then flooding the boards
with complaints.

[ounce of prevention]

Family Guy Mid Break One-

Bear with us as
we pimp a few things.

There's a brand new ATHF
coming this Sunday @ 11PM

it involves kidneys,
cars and Carl.

Alls we can say is
that it's 2Wycked.

And that "Hot Wad"
disturbed us deeply.

[adult swim]

(Sealab 2021 "Fan Script" New Episodes Promo)

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

You thought the
pimping was through.

But no.

New Sealab 2021
this Sunday @ 11:30 PM

"Return to Obilivion" is
7030's thinly veiled protest

against creative meddling
from Williams Street idiots.

Behind the scenes
at its finest.

[see for yourself]

Post Family Guy-

"A facility for quotation covers
the absence of original thought."
- Lord Peter Wimsey

Whatever.

Action - Next

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Inuyasha-

(Starting November 17th Action Lineup Card)

Inuyasha Mid Break One-

(The Badly Drawn Julia Figure is being chased by the Miroku silohuette. First from the right to the left, then to the left from the right. However, it is the Miroku Silohuette who is being chased from the right to the left next time around, by the Julia Figure and the Jet Silohuette).

[adult swim]

Inuyasha Mid Break Two-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Flashes On Screen)

You guys made it through another
commerical break.

Amazing.

The way people scream every time
we give Inuyasha a rest

It's always surprising that 4
straight minutes of commericals
dosen't start even a tiny riot.

[adult swim]

Post Inuyasha-

(Sword Inuyasha Silohuette Flashes on screen)

Why are you guys so obsessed
with Inuyasha anyways?

He dosen't look so tough to us.

(The Sword Inuyasha silohuette flips and slices at the above line. The n't and so fall off. It now reads...

He does look tough to us.

[adult swim]

(Hot Topic Adult Swim T-Shirts and Plushies Commerical)

Pre Big O-

(Adult Swim Action Schedule Starting November 17th Card)

Big O Mid Break One-

A while back we came up with
this idea to do a "Twins" remake.

Except Arnold Schwarzenegger
would be replaced by the Big O.

(Big O silohuette appears on screen)

And Danny Devito by Bender.

(Bender Silohuette moves on screen).

But it didn't work out.
Apparently robots have standards.

[adult swim]

Big O Mid Break Two-

(Big O Siloheutte Flashes On Screen)

Congratulations Big O on your
induction into the Giant
Robot Hall of Fame!

Big O recently became the newest
addition to some very
prestigious company,

Joining the likes of:
Voltron, Megatron, Gigantor
and Giant Robo.

Big O beat giant robot runner up
Tim Duncan by 437 votes.

[adult swim]

Post Big O-

(Big O Waving Silohuette Appears)

Well kids,

That's about it for the Big O.

Wave bye to the nice people Big O.

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre FLCL-

(Starting November 17th Action Schedule Card)

FLCL Mid Break One-

(Noata leaning on Haruko Silohuette Appears On Screen)

The Tao of B&W cards:

Shows = The Body
Without the shows AS is just an idea.

Packaging = The Clothes
They surround the body.

So for those of you who complain
about the "old" cards,

Remember that they're like
old clothes.

They're not old. They're vintage.

[deep swim]

(Adult Swim Hot Topic T-Shirt And Plushies Commerical)

FLCL Mid Break Two-

(Red Canti Silohuette Moves On Screen)

We were gonna curse in French

And then do the whole
"excuse our french" thing.

But apparently we can't curse
in any language.

Then Kim said that if we made up
a language and we cursed in that
language people wouldn't know.

Or was it care?

[adult swim]

Post FLCL-

(Noata Sillohuette Moves On To Screen)

So to all of you who whine
about new cards:

Yebilsnik ta foorten hagerd estr
blujgop majeewt.
Bugentarduuuuuuerwn jyagertsfd!

Hahahahaha...jyagertsfd!
Jyagertsfd buygrdtexq!
Ta foorten kiyufopw!

[gytezflq venklem]

Pre Blue Gender-

(Starting November 17th Action Scheudule Card)

(Blue Gender Intro Cards)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(Marlene and Bug Silohuettes appear)

Bug Silohuette: Antennae.

Marlene Silohuette: Television

BS: 6 Legs.

MS: Cars.

BS: Tough exoskeleton.

MS: Designer jeans.

BS: Wings.

MS: Opposable thumbs.

Ooooooh...burn.

[adult swim]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Marlene Silohuette Appears)

In the year 2031...
The Blue conquer the Earth.

And if this card is airing that
means it hasn't happened yet.

Go!

Go! Enjoy your life while you still
can!

And by "enjoy your life" we mean -

continue watching Blue Gender.

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

(Marlene Silohuette Appears)

People wonder why we only talk
about bugs with Blue Gender.

Some claim we're being smug.

Or...

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE SHOW IS
FULL OF FREAKIN' BUGS!!!

Haters.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Music Credits)

And now for some extras

(FAKE Adult Swim News Cobbed (while fast forwarding through the commericals, I saw one for Sonic Heroes. I actually rewound a bit and watched it. It was sweet. Very sweet. And it even said that it was out now and to go get it. Being excited, I rushed out of the house, ran 4 miles to my nearest Best Buy and pounded on the door for them to let me purchase my copy of Sonic Heroes. They asked me "Mamm, you do know that the game comes out in two months right?" and I said "Well no, the commerical said it was out now" and they said "And you were stupid enough to believe that?" Getting pissed off at Best Buy, I rushed in and took a cart and then rushed back out and spun it around until it hit some guy's car, and then took off back to my house. The point of this story is Commericals are liars and you shouldn't always believe them. OMG God Perfect Cookie will make you perfect cookies. I MUST GET IT!!!!!!).

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Brak: Hey there people out there in non Television Land, this is Brak and this is the Adult Swim news. Well, today's Veterans Day, and I thought that we should all bow our heads in silence for the proud veterans who fought in those wars and are still around today. Like for example, my Cousin Chuckol Dee. While's he now retired and does clown Gigs sometimes, he is one of our nation's greatest heroes. Chuckol Dee fought in the War of The Boloney Invaders, The War of 203334, The War of America vrs the Sun, and of course the War of Zorak vrs the Anit Zorak and he has killed many evil invaders, and accidently ran over a few dogs as well. In fact, in the War of America vrs the Sun, old Uncle Chuckol managed to destroy half of Venus using the Solar Troops own Light Cannon against them (and they were like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"SSSSSSSSSSS BURNING MY FACE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!" and he was like "Yeah Buddy that's what it's doing) and save the residents of Mercury's moons. And now for that moment of silence. Wait, I used up all my time already. Aw fu-

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Anyway, tommorow's another day with more new cards. So see you then.

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[Corrado]

"Cousin Chuckol Dee. While's he now retired and does clown Gigs sometimes, he is one of our nation's greatest heroes. Chuckol Dee fought in the War of The Boloney Invaders, The War of 203334, The War of America vrs the Sun, and of course the War of Zorak vrs the Anit Zorak and he has killed many evil invaders, and accidently ran over a few dogs as well."

I want more adventures of Cousin Chuckol Dee.

More good stuff.

[RedBoot]

I assume the return of Reign is due to its series boxset being released recently.

[Artimus Gigan]

I assume the return of Reign is due to its series boxset being released recently.
Subliminal Captialistic Messages on a station owned by AOL Timewarner, sir you surely must seek help

For a good shirnk try the internet listings that are included free with AOL version 9.2 1/3 now with voice activated crash feature that will surely piss you off.

[Conan-san]

What is it with falling down
Japanese wells?

Either you have to fight hordes
of demons -

Or you die in seven days.

Horrible.

Not that we'd recommend falling
down wells in any other countries.

Is that a Ringu reffrence I see thare!?

[Jaguar]

Is that a Ringu reffrence I see thare!?
I reckon it is. ;)

[DianaGohan]

Reason 678 of why you love me is because of the

DianaGohan Adult Swim Card Transcript of 11/12/03

(Futurama is the same as last week. Go to last week's card thread for those cards).

Pre Family Guy-

New Sunday Lineup

11:00 (Silohuette of Shake, Meatwad and Frylock of Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

11:15 (Silohuette of Pod Seven From Sealab 2021)

11:30 (Silohuette of Brak from the Brak Show)

11:45 (Silohuette of Space Ghost from Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

12:00 (Silohuette of Bob Oblong from the Oblongs)

12:30 (Silohuette of Andy French from Mission Hill)

[adult swim]

Family Guy Mid Break One-

Things in The Trash

K.C. Halloween candy
M.C. Broken lamp
M.H. Bloody Kleenex
S.H. Incriminating documents
M.L. Old newspapers & cigarette butts

D.M. Shredded mail
M.M. 28 Days Later
H.R. Spit and old bumper copy
V.R. Some gum
E.W. My soul

[adult rubbish]

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

Get out your thongs.

Reign is back next Monday.

Guys, don't make that face.

You had Aeon Flux.

Gotta hook the
ladies up too.

[adult swim]

Post Family Guy-

"In the long run, we are all dead."

- John Maynard Keynes, Economist

Kill some time with Action- Next

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Inuyasha-

(Adult Swim Action Schedule Starting November 17th Card)

Inuyasha Mid Break One-

(Kagmoe Silohuette Triple Flashes In Background)

The next time you Inuyasha fans
get riled up about us pulling your
favorite show,
Remember this.

There are 2 types of people
here at [adult swim]

Bastards.

And those we haven't hired yet.

[adult swim]

Inuyasha Mid Break Two-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Moves on screen)

Inuyasha

For one 30 minute serving:

Take 1 part human
Add 1 part demon
Toss in 1 Japanese school girl
Throw contents down well and mix

Sprinkle with action and a pinch
of sexual tension.

Enjoy!

[adult swim]

Post Inuyasha-

(Sword Inuyasha Silohuette Appears on screen)

Inuyasha's sword Tetsusaiga was
made from his daddy's teeth.

It broke.

Then it gets repaired with his
own teeth.

So all we wanna know is.

What's up with THAT, Tooth Fairy!?

All we ever got was a lousy quarter.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirts and Plushies At Hot Topic Commerical)

Pre Big O-

(Adult Swim Action Schedule Starting November 17th Card)

Big O Mid Break One-

(Big O Silohuette Flashes On Screen)

So you guys are wondering what
the Big O runs on.

Trust us. You are.

We'll tell you.

The Big O is powered by one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
battery.

[adult swim]

Big O Mid Break Two-

(Big O silohuette flashes on screen)

Hey reember that whole
Hamster dance craze from
a few years back?

Well, what do you think
about this?

(The Big O Silohette puts his hands in the air and moves left shaking them like he just don't care. He then moves to the center and does a split).

Suck it stupid hamster.

[adult swim]

Post Big O-

So Long

(The Big O Silohuette Jumps down and steps on the words and continues to do so).

Farewell

Auf Wiedersehen

Goodbye

(The Big O Silohuette stays on the last word as it moves offscreen to the left)

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre FLCL-

(Adult Swim Action Schedule Starting November 17th Card)

FLCL Mid Break One-

(Noata leaning on Harkuo Silohuette in background)

To those who think we've run out
of witty things to say...

You're right.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Shirts and Plushies At Hot Topic Commerical)

FLCL Mid Break Two-

(Red Canti Sillohuette appears on screen)

Wisdom inspired by FLCL:

It's not how hard you hit someone
that matters.

But the sound it makes.

[adult swim]

Post FLCL-

(Noata Silohuette appears on screen)

To those of you who think FLCL is
nothing special.

We dare all 3 of you to find
anything like it.

We're waiting...

[adult swim]

Pre Blue Gender-

(Adult Swim Action Schedule Starting November 17th Card)

(Blue Gender Card Intro)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(Bug Silohuette Appears On Screen)

In 1903, Ivan Pavlov published his theory
of conditioned reflex.

Basically he took a dog rang
a bell and made it hungry.

We're working on a similar process
here at [Adult Swim].

Everytime you see this-

(Picture of a hungry dog in a shirt)

You will want to watch Adult Swim.

[adult swim]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Hungry Dog in shirt picture is on screen)

Well...

Is it working?

We think it is.

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

(Yuji's Head Silohuette Flashes on screen)

1. Go to sleep.

2. Wake up years later to world
infested with giant bugs.

3. Kick ass.

4. Possibly turn into a giant buy
yourself.

We're not saying you shouldn't
go to sleep.

The evidence speaks for itself.

[adult swim]

(Adult Swim Card Music Credits)

And since you're expecting it...

(FAKE Adult Swim News COBBED (They said that in a card that they were showing Reign again to make up for guys Enjoying Aeon Flux or whatever. I can tell you that while I do enjoy guys in thongs, and even the Greek Area, it just dosen't mix, espically with Aeon Flux Animation. Also, that Battery they mentioned powers Big O, is that a Super Sayian Battery? Cause it sure does scream like one. Also, they ask how come the Tooth Fairy only gives them a quarter instead of sword made out of they're teeth. And I keep telling them that "Teeth are for gay people, why do you think fairies pick them up?" Well, that's what I quote from Master Shake anyway. And speaking of Big O, he does on mad dance. But I could outdance him, and so could probably... 1/30th of America. And they forgot the 5th part about going to sleep. After you possibly become a bug, you stay happy with the chick whose been with you steps two to four and then have a child with her, or him, if you are a woman. Unless any of you ladies like the idea of sleeping with Marlene. I'm kinda curious though... wait, did I say that outloud? End this now!).

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Brak: Greetings people who are watching me and Adult Swim. In case you haven't heard, FLCL is going off the air to make room for Reign at the 1:30 slot. However, that will mean the people who missed it the first 5 times will not see the ending of the show. Out of the goodness of my heart, and for some peices of corn bread with some jelly sauce, I present to you my version of Fooly Cooly's "FLCLimax".
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! MY NAME'S NOATA AND I GOT STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY HEAD AND I RAN AWAY WITH THAT GIRL WITH THE GUITAR!!!!"
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! I'M HARUKO AND I'M ONE THE RUN WITH NOATA AND WE'RE HAVING LOTS OF FUN EVEN THOUGH WE KEEP PASSING BY BRAK'S YARD SALE AND NOT BUYING ANYTHING. AND WE EVEN STOLE HIS VASE AND GOT HIM IN TROUBLE WITH HIS DAD!!!"
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! I'M NOATA'S DAD AND I LIKE MAKING RANDOM REFRENCES TO HAMTARO TO THE NERDY FANBASE'S ENJOYMENT AND ALSO LIKE SEX. SEX SEX SEX!"
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! I'M MR.EYEBROWS AND I WANT NOATA TO JOIN MY SIDE BUT HE DOSEN'T SO NOW I"M SAD AND WANT SOME PEACH COBBLER."
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! I'M MAMMI AND I'M SAID MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER LEFT ME SO I GET THIS LITTLE ROBOT PET AND EATS THIS JUNK AND GROWS BIG AND I SAY BAD THING AND IT DISOBEYS ME!
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVREYBODY! I'M ATMOSK AND I APPEAR HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE!"
"HEY EVERYYYYYYYYYBOOOOOODYYYYYYYY! I'M BRAK AND I'M JUST PASSING BY!!!"
"HEY BRAK YOU WANNA GET A SODA WITH US?!"
"OKAY THERE BUDDY! LET'S ALL GET SOME SODAS!"
"YEAH BUDDY!"
"YEAH BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
And that's why 8 out of 10 Americans want me and my show in the flaming bits of eternal hell. See ya later

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

And that's it till next time. Except for this.

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[Anime Guy]

Also, they ask how come the Tooth Fairy only gives them a quarter instead of sword made out of they're teeth. And I keep telling them that "Teeth are for gay people, why do you think fairies pick them up?"

LOL. Nice.

Unless any of you ladies like the idea of sleeping with Marlene. I'm kinda curious though... wait, did I say that outloud? End this now!).

All right, lesbian action! Heh, heh, heh, all right!

Brak: Greetings people who are watching me and Adult Swim. In case you haven't heard, FLCL is going off the air to make room for Reign at the 1:30 slot.

Hey Brak, the card said the 17th as the date that the schedule changes. That's a Monday. FLCL will complete its run on the 16th, a Sunday. So people really didn't need your synopsis after all.

[Corrado]

"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY! I'M NOATA'S DAD AND I LIKE MAKING RANDOM REFRENCES TO HAMTARO TO THE NERDY FANBASE'S ENJOYMENT AND ALSO LIKE SEX. SEX SEX SEX!"

LOL, more funny from the queen of funny, Diana.

"OKAY THERE BUDDY! LET'S ALL GET SOME SODAS!"

As Edge and Christian used to say:

"Sodas rule."

And so do these Fake News transcripts.

[Karl Olson]

would brak like the sour drinks, the pulpy drinks, the bitter drinks or the sweet drinks?

I'm thinking sweet.

[DianaGohan]

The Last One Of the Week, but there will be more in two weeks of the

DianaGohan Adult Swim Card Transcript of 11/13/03

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Futurama-

(White Background with Leela Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

What is on a guy's mind at this time
of night?

- [Sweet_Rice]

(Black Background)

Dear Sweet_Rice

Well that depends.

SEX

Every guy is diffrent.

SEX

SEX

To assume that all guys think about
one thing is assuming a lot.

SEX

SEX

SEX

SEX

SEX

SEX

[sex_swim]

Futurama Mid Break One-

(White Background with Bender Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

a koala bear crapped a rainbow
in my brain and now whenever
i sneeze, stinky skittles come
shooting out of my nostrils...
what should i do?

- [g_assault]

(Black background)

Dear g_assault,

1. go to school
2. major in business
3. work for ad agency
4. pitch idea to Skittles
5. apply for new job at Sealab

[adult swim]

New Sealab 2021 Commerical 2- Debbie Fan post

(In a blue background with a chair on the right side stands Debby with a script in her hands. to the left of her reads "An actual ADULTSWIM.COM fan post". She clears her throat and reads).

Debbie: Dear Sealab 2021, the problem I have with your show is how much White Debbie screams the whole time

(To the right of Debbie in a new shot appears the words "Preformed by Debbie DuPree" and then "Written by NickDanger")

Debbie: She is giving me a headache. Although I would still do it to her proper.
Sincerley, Nick Danger.

Director: And cut!

Debbie: Oh My God! (chuckles a bit)

(To The right of her appears the words
"SEALAB 2021
ALL NEW EPISODES
PREMIERING NOV. 16TH
SUNDAY 11:15")

Female Announcer: Act now and get all new Sealab episodes premiering Sunday at 11:15)

Debbie: Do it to her proper? (Sacrastic) Oh I just love romantic men.

Futurama Mid Break Two-

(White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,
Beware of the vibrating sheep of
DOOOOOOOOOM!

- [HickGXZ]

(A Sheep Drawing Appears on a black background. It vibrates a bit to the right)

[adult swim]

Post Futurama-

(White Background With Bender Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

If you had the opportunity to push
the button that would start nuclear
war, would you push it?

- [darkmaster 72]

(Black Background)

Dear darkmaster72,

Only if it said not to.

[adult swim]

Pre Family Guy-

(White Background with Lois Holding Stewie Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

(_Y_)= my sister in a thong

- [Melted]

(Black background)

Dear Melted,

Hot! Can we meet her?

(In a white background, the diagonal slash moves back in forth between the spaces)

Okay, we've seen her wobble wobble

But can she drop it like it's hot?

[adult swim]

Family Guy Mid Break One-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Brian holding Martini Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

To tell you the truth, I'm not quite
sure on what is so important about
this being put on a card.

I mean, you can't eat it, you can't
pet it, and you can't throw it...
All you can do is read it...

- [MaxwellTrimm]

(Black Background)

Dear MaxwellTrimm,

No.
But you can do all 4 to a Chihuahua
with a name tag.

[adult swim]

(Andy Running And New Scheudle Starting November 16th Promo One)

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Stewie Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

IMAGINATION: It's the only way to
escape the hell hole that is your life.

- [Gun_290]

(Black Background)

Dear Gun_290,

Not so friend.

5 words:

Yanni, Live at the Acropolis

[adult swim]

Post Family Guy-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Peter Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

You know what?

I put an egg in the toaster and
it actually cooked!

- [Peacockdish]

(Black Background)

Dear Peacockdish,

Rest assured.

We never doubted you.

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Undrer 14 Warning)

Pre Inuyasha-

(White Background with Flashing Sword Inuyasha Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

There aren't enough holes in
this box.
I demand more holes.
Holes are nice.

- [Rassle]

(Black Background)

Dear Rassle,

What if your keyboard couldn't
type the letter L?

(White background)

There aren't enough hoes in
this box.
I demand more hoes.
Hoes are nice.

(Black Background)

Much better.

[adult swim]

(Inuyasha Card Intro)

Inuyasha Mid Break One-

(White Background With Triple Flashing Sword Inuyasha Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

i think they should make the letters
on the b&w cards do random things
so you can think to yourself "did I
just see the J flash?" or "did that
( just turn blue for that millisecond?"
actually... I already think I see the
letters do weird stuff anyway but
I'd like to think im not crazy

- [VashStarwind]

(Black Background)

[adult swim]

Inuyasha Mid Break Two-

(Inuyasha Silohuette in White Background)

i think they should make the letters
on the b&w cards do random things
so you can think to yourself "did I
just see the J flash?" or "did that
( just turn blue for that millisecond?"
actually... I already think I see the
letters do weird stuff anyway but
I'd like to think im not crazy

- [VashStarwind]

(Black Background)

Dear VashStarwind,

Well, did you see it?

[adult swim]

Post Inuyasha-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Inuyasha Silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

If you where a pie what flavor
would ya be... I know dumb
question but awsner anyway
its your job RIGHT!!!!

- [JKD_Vash]

(Black Background)

Dear JKD_Vash,

Hey!

You're not the boss of us and we
don't have to answer your stupid
sweet potato with glazed pecans
question.

[adult swim]

Pre Big O-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Big O silohuette)

Dear Adult Swim,

Now get down wit yo bad self!

- [DscoStilSux]

(Black Background)

Dear DscoStilSux,

(The Big O Silohuette does his dance from yesterday)

[adult swim]

Big O Mid Break One-

(White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,

What kind of super child would
come from spike and faye?

- [originalEin]

(Black Background)

Dear originalEin,

(The Spike and Faye Silohuettes have they're heads switched to the other).

[adult swim]

Big O Mid Break One-

(The Big O silohuette Flashes in the White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,

Shouldn't we all get 15 seconds
of fame?
Where's my 15 seconds?

- [ladyra]

(Black Background)

Dear ladyra,

Actually, you really only got 7
seconds.

Sorry.

[adult swim]

Post Big O-

(White Background with Triple Flashing Big O silohuette appears)

Dear Adult Swim,

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

- [WW2]

(Black Background)

Dear WW2,

(GULP)

This can't end well.

[adult swim]

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre FLCL-

(Starting November 17th Action Schedule Card)

FLCL Mid Break One-

(Noata leaning on Harkuo Silohuette in background)

The Pillows

Rawk with a k.

And we're not just saying that
'cause they're good.

They're awesome.

[adult swim]

FLCL Mid Break Two-

(Noata Silohuette in background with word balloon).

Thn someone told us it was
the same idea

(word balloon says "same idea").

But then we had another idea.

To get rid of the people who
disliked the first idea.

(Noata silohuette is replaced by Haruko Silohuette on the left who has a word balloon that says "good idea").

Yes.

[adult swim]

Post FLCL-

(Noata's Head Silohuette In Background)

There's a secret message in every
episode of FLCL.

We can't say what it is,
'cause it's secret.

We don't know what it is,
'cause it's hidden.

But if you watch every single
episode say, oh 4 times...

By the time you figure out there's
no secret message.
We'll be in Tijuana.

[adult swim]

Pre Blue Gender-

(Starting November 17th Action Schedule Card)

(Blue Gender Card Intro)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(The Bug Silohuette Moves in from the left side and the Marlene Silohuette moves in from the left side. A heart line appears between them (signfying love) and the Bug Silohuette jumps on the Marlene Silohuette and offscreen they do the... "Nasty in the pasty". This past nastiness produces three little bug Silohuettes).

See.
They'r not as scary as you think.

[adult swim]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Yuji's Head Silohuette Flashes in)

The Big O - Campell's Tomato Soup
sponsorhip fell thru.

Apparently some people thought
it was just a joke.

So we've moved on to plan B.

Yuji...sponsored...Raid.

Kills bugs dead.

Boy does he ever.

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

(Yuji's Head Silohuette Flashes in)

That's all for the Blue Gender.

We leave you with this thought.

Don't let the environmentalists
confuse you.

Everytime you kill a bug.
You make the future safer for our
children.

[adult swim]


(Adult Swim Music Card Credits)

And now two sort of half assed extras

FAKE Adult Swim News COBBED (You notice that there is a serious lack of Adult Swim Commericals latley? I mean, there were only like two for tonight's AS, even if one of them was a new one. Seriously, why the lack of AS advertisments? Well, if there's one thing I hate, it's asking questions I'll never know the answers do, so when I asked that question I was like "Damn, if I don't find the answer to that, I'll be really pissed off at myself" so I was like "I have to find the answer" so I drove to Williams Street and asked them. Well, it was a longer process then that. I drove to Williams Street, fought an army of incredlibley stupid fat guard ninjas, dodged the paper made bullets, solved the secret of the underground door maze, got an autograph from Mike Lazzo, and then asked them. They said "We're lazy. Why do you think there's an average of one day's worth of new cards?" I then said "Oh" and left. So now, both you and I know).

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Brak: Greetings Children of the World! Brak here for the Adult Swim news. Remember yesterday when I told you the end to Fooly Cooly? Well it turns out that they are showing the final episode on Sunday, so natrually, Williams Street was not happy at me spoiling the ending for some. They were like (gruff voice) "Brak, you did something very bad. Please report to the firing range to get you're head chopped off" and I was like "No, not my head. That's where my hair lives". So just as I was being escorted to the firing range, there came this woman who was fighting off the guards and dodging the paper bullets and solving the underground door maze and I was like "I'm gonna escape now" and so I hid at my house for three days. So the moral of my story is that I owe my life to this mystery woman? Will you marry me? You don't have to decide right away. Think it over. Whose it gonna hurt? Are you even listening to me right now? Who the hell are you anyway? And there's more reasons why Williams Street wants me to be they're thanksgiving dinner then I care to know. Good night!

[FAKE Adult Swim]
NEWS

Well, that's it for this week. Later.

8

[Corrado]

Another good week of transcripts, Diana.

[Anime Guy]

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Yuji's Head Silohuette Flashes in)

The Big O - Campell's Tomato Soup
sponsorhip fell thru.

Apparently some people thought
it was just a joke.

So we've moved on to plan B.

Yuji...sponsored...Raid.

Kills bugs dead.

Boy does he ever.

[adult swim]

I think it said Yugi. I could've just been imagining it though.

[lostrune]

I think it said Yugi. I could've just been imagining it though.

I thought I saw that too because I then thought "I know Yugi defeated Weevil, but what do bug cards have to do with this?" :D

[raykremer]

Odd, don't they realise that the more As you add, the smaller the battery gets? If you want a big battery, it would have to be like a Z cell or something.

The folks at the MegaTokyo forum were pleased to see that the Vibrating Sheep of Doom/Death (http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=119) worked its way into the cards.