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Cyrus
10-28-2003, 09:02 PM
Post the funny jokes or pics u seen! :D :D
Cyrus
10-28-2003, 09:08 PM
http://www.cardboardcutouts.com/0389.jpg

LoL :D :D :D
Cyrus
10-28-2003, 09:10 PM
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/superheros.jpg
LOL
nachonaco
10-28-2003, 09:48 PM
Two muffins are put into an oven. One goes: Oh, it's hot as heck in here!

The other goes: Oh my God! A talking muffin!
DianaGohan
10-28-2003, 10:21 PM
So a bar walks into a bar
"Isn't that redundant?"
No, it's Mexican!
"That was just stupid."
Yeah, I know.
Jade_GL
10-28-2003, 10:25 PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender turns around and says:

"Hey we have a drink named after you."

"Really, you have a drink named Tim?"

GROANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D:D:D
Eddie G.
10-28-2003, 10:28 PM
My friend told me that muffin joke it's funny.

Why couldn't the cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

There was Yannkee fan, a Cubs fan, and a Boston fan, the three men went to war and were captured. Their captures said they would let them go, however they would first give them twenty lashings. The day the men were to be lashed, the man who was to lash them's wife showed up, it was her birthday.
The capture said that since it is my wife's birthday I will give you all one wish, the Cubs fan was the first to be lashed, we wished that they would strap a pillow to his back, and they did, however the whip went right through the pillow and the man was left bleeding and crying.
Next up was the Yankee fan, he wished that he could have two pillows to his back. However the whip went through the pillows and the man was left crying and bleeding.
Finally the Boston fan was to be lashed, the tormenter's wife said to him, "You support the greatest and most hard working team in baseball. And are of the most loyal fans in the world, therefore you may have two wishes.
The Boston fan said thank you and wished he could have a hundred lashes.
When asked what his second wish was he wished the Yankee fan was strapped to his back.

Three guys sit at a bar two stories up, one is drunk, one is drinking Gingerale, and the other guy sits in the corner
Drunk guy to Gingerale Guy:You know man if you drink beer you can fly.
Gingerale guy: Liar.
Drunk guy:No, it's true.
Gingerale guy: Prove it.
(the drunk guy jumps out the window and starts flying around, and comes back to the stool)
Drunk:See you can fly when you drink beer.
(The gingerale guy drinks three beers, and then jumps out the window only to fall flat on the pavment)
Guy in the Corner to Drunk guy: You're mean when you're drunk, Superman
Jade_GL
10-28-2003, 10:39 PM
There was Yannkee fan, a Cubs fan, and a Boston fan, the three men went to war and were captured. Their captures said they would let them go, however they would first give them twenty lashings. The day the men were to be lashed, the man who was to lash them's wife showed up, it was her birthday.
The capture said that since it is my wife's birthday I will give you all one wish, the Cubs fan was the first to be lashed, we wished that they would strap a pillow to his back, and they did, however the whip went right through the pillow and the man was left bleeding and crying.
Next up was the Yankee fan, he wished that he could have two pillows to his back. However the whip went through the pillows and the man was left crying and bleeding.
Finally the Boston fan was to be lashed, the tormenter's wife said to him, "You support the greatest and most hard working team in baseball. And are of the most loyal fans in the world, therefore you may have two wishes.
The Boston fan said thank you and wished he could have a hundred lashes.
When asked what his second wish was he wished the Yankee fan was strapped to his back.

Funniest. Joke. Ever.

Seriously, you win the much loved and adored Golden Cookie Award. :D
Cyrus
10-29-2003, 04:49 PM
Look At this
http://www.funny-pet-pictures.com/pictures/rabbits_phants/5.jpg
Cyrus
10-29-2003, 04:50 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.funny-pet-pictures.com/pictures/monkeys_bears/16.jpg
Cyrus
10-29-2003, 04:52 PM
One Smart Monkey
http://www.funny-pet-pictures.com/pictures/monkeys_bears/1.jpg
Cyrus
10-29-2003, 05:16 PM
R u confused Lol srcool down and look why!


http://www.funny-pet-pictures.com/pictures/rabbits_phants/1.jpg
Cyrus
10-29-2003, 05:19 PM
Dog to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
http://www.funny-pet-pictures.com/pictures/dogs/35.jpg
Boy Wonder
10-30-2003, 03:02 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1737

Movie crossovers! My favorite! Especially check out "West Side Toy Story".
Cyrus
10-30-2003, 03:03 PM
Boy Friend Abuser LoL

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/10-17-03-movies/KingMetal_joylock.jpg
Cyrus
11-04-2003, 11:39 AM
:D :evil:
Nightflower
11-04-2003, 12:31 PM
Hmm....we have two joke threads right now, so I think I'm going to close this one.