Post your ides for AS cards here!

[Zorak Masaki]

Heres my contribution:

Up next is Harvey Birdman

Birdmans pretty cool

Even if Wesley Willis whupped his butt

RIP Wesley

[rock over london, rock over chicago]

[Bubblegum Girl]

Here's my ASC ideas:

Hey there
It's September
It's Back to School Time
You Have to Go to Bed Early So You Won't Be Late For School
But That Means You'll Miss Watching Adult Swim
That Sucks!
School Sucks!
[Adult Swim]

It's October
Time For Scary Things to Happen
We're Not Going to Show Any Cartoons Tonight!
Just Kidding
But That Would Be Really Scary Though
[Boo]

Next Up Is Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Fast Food Saving the World
Makes You Think
About Food
Saving the World
Let's Go Get Some Burgers
[Adult Swim]

[Jaguar]

Up next is Inuyasha.

Kirby Morrow does the voice of Miroku.

He also did the voice of Trowa on Gundam Wing.

He is God.

[adult swim]

:evil:

[pabcool]

While bringing back this thread is a good idea, try being just a wee bit flashier next time.

Anyway, I can do a whole set of cards for Adult Swim Experimental:



Pre-ASE:

Welcome to Adult Swim Experimental.

You'll notice it's on a Friday.

Saturday morning, really, but we don't care.

Anyway, to keep children and lovers of generic television away

We've decided to devote the next 5 hours of Adult Swim to the most insane, peculiar, but cool crap you can get your little hands on.

And FLCL.

FLCL is always good.

A show by the same name: Next

[not for the normal people]



Pre-Anime:

Welcome to the very first segment of the very first ASE.

A collection of insane crap by the same name as this programming block.

It confuses you, doesn't it?

Well, anyway, our first anime is a little thing called Niea_7.

It's cool.

But we're willing to bet it won't win the hearts of America.

Niea_7: Next.

[adult swim experimental]



Niea_7 Mid Break 1:

Liking this so far?

Well if you don't...

Too bad.

You shouldn't be watching this anyway.

[we know who you are]



Niea_7 Mid Break 2:

If you like this, go out and buy Serial Experiments Lain.

It's from the same people.

And it's awesome too.

[props to aBE]



Post-Anime:

Now that we've gotten through the anime...

Here's some stuff from the U.S. of A.

22 minutes of it.

Hand-picked by the finest

Monkey slave people.

[props to the monkey slave people]



Pre-American Shorts:

We've got lots of cool shorts ahead.

Watch them.

They're not Pixar, (At least not this week)

But we like them anyway.

American Shorts: Next.

[adult swim experimental]



American Shorts Mid Break 1:

*appearing rapidly*

U
S
A
U
S
A
U
S
A
U
S
A
U
S
A
U
S
A

[bow down to our mighty awesomeness]



American Shorts Mid Break 2:

We'd like to apologize for the blatant promotion of this country we just made.

There are lots of other cool countries.

We just don't really bother to mention them too often.

[because U.S.A. is teh awez0m0rz]



Post-American Shorts:

Enough of this country.

We're sick of it now.

Until next week at 12:30.

Now it's time for the foreign stuff.

So if you're xenophobic, it's time to leave.

Right. Now.

[we know who you are]



Pre-Foreign Shorts:

What's your favorite foreign short?

We like "The Cat Came Back".

Or one of the Aardman shorts.

They're awesome too.

[props to Aardman]



Foreign Shorts Mid Break 1:

Those of you still here:

Liking this so far?

Push button for yes
[ ]

*long pause*

Push button for no
[ ]

*really short pause*

We know you do.

[ain't it true]



Foreign Shorts Mid Break 2:

Yep.

We're awesome.

We're willing to bet you won't find this anywhere else.

Except Oh Canada.

And that's on later at night.

[we're teh awez0m0rz]



Post-Foreign Shorts:

You may have noticed the fact that the last 22 minutes were pretty much devoid of Spanish shorts.

If you lack a life.

Relax.

They're here next week.

So the minority whining about that...

We're going to ask nicely...

For them to shut up.

[we like those countries too]



Pre-Web Cartoons:

For those of you whining about the ungodly hour this segment is on

We have on thing to say:

Get a VCR.

Start taping.

Or else.

You made it through Char's Counterattack last January

So try to make it through this.

[freaks]



Web Cartoons Mid Break 1:

We know that was cool.

And we know how hard it was to get those things.

So bow down to us.

[web cartoons are teh awez0m0rz]



Web Cartoons Mid Break 2:

At this time

We'd like to say hi to Matt Wilson

And his awesome web cartoon, High Score.

We tried to do a decent job at singing the theme song.

And failed.

Miserably.

[props to Matt Wilson]



Post-Web Cartoons:

That's it for the new stuff.

But keep watching.

We've got robots coming out of heads,

More cool foreign stuff, (From Canada, no less)

Men wearing odd pieces of clothing,

Freaky uncut classic shorts,

And some awesome B&W stuff for the ######## fans.

[everything but the kitchen sink]



*rerun FLCL cards*



Post-FLCL:

Now we go from FLCL

To Oh Canada.

Odd switch, right?

Well, after Oh Canada,

Reign is on.

Not so odd anymore, is it?

[adult swim experimental]



Pre-Oh Canada:

Since we decided we couldn't have 1 show devoted to foreign shorts,

We threw Oh Canada into the mix.

Canada is an awesome country.

But their TV regulations are teh s uck.

And so is some of their stuff.

Mega Babies?

We get brain damage just thinking about that one.

A bunch of better Canadian stuff: Next.

[Canada is kind of cool]



Oh Canada Mid Break 1:

We had to have one edit done to Oh Canada.

It's in the Bob & Margaret pilot.

Some of you know what I'm talking about.

You know who you are.

[again]



Oh Canada Mid Break 2:

We're back with more stuff.

In case you haven't figured this out,

We're already running out of ideas.

Maybe we should get team Dolphin drunk again.

[we're just kidding]



Post-Oh Canada:

Oh Canada is over.

Reign is next.

Which means you can all turn off the TV now.

Unless you like Reign.

Which is cool, since we think Reign is just a tiny bit underrated.

[underrated swim]



*rerun Reign cards*



Post-Reign:

While Reign is a good show,

Once a week is enough.

Prolonged exposure to men in thongs disturbs us.

But enough about that.

Classic cartoons are next.

[long live the classics]



Pre-Adult Swim Experimental Classic Shorts:

Welcome to Adult Swim Experimental Classic Shorts.

Long name, huh?

We'll just call it ASECS.

That's a cool acronym.

As most acronyms are.

But prolonged exposure to acronyms disturbs us.

ASECS: Next.

[beware the acronym]



ASECS Mid Break 1:

Pretty screwed up stuff, huh?

Well, we still love it.

As do many crazy people on the internet do.

Like the Termite Terrace over at ToonZone.

Some of you know what we're talking about.

They're still pretty cool, though.

[long live the termite terrace]



ASECS Mid Break 2:

ASECS is NOT brought to you by:

The marketing geniuses at the WB's Looney Tunes division.

It IS brought to you by

Williams Street.

[all bow down to Williams Street]



Post-ASECS:

That's it for ASECS.

Next is Late Nite Black & White.

We like classic cartoons.

So to please us,

Our bosses,

And all those people who won't shut up about classic cartoons on Adult Swim,

We put them on early Saturday mornings.

Really early Saturday mornings.

They're still cool, though.

[adult swim experimental]



Pre-Late Nite Black & White:

We've run out of ideas for the night.

Next time, we'll think these cards over some more.

In the meantime, enjoy the classic cartoons and the generic bumpers.

[sorry]



*run generic adult swim bumpers*



Post-Late Nite Black & White:

What the hell are you doing up this late?

Or early?

Adult Swim is over.

Go to sleep.

Or return to it.

Whatever.

[now back to your regular programming, freaks]

[Jaguar]

Marry me, pabcool.

Oh wait.

I'm a guy.

Well this situation is awkward and utterly funny.

Another card to air at any random time:

Vote Jaguar

for Governor of California.

He promises to give everyone free DVDs.

Of course, all politicians promises are false,

but we like his because they make us feel all warm and fuzzy.

[paying for his campaign]

[DianaGohan]

Hey this looks familiar.

Hmmm.

Oh! I got it!

I did a simiilar thread about a month ago.

Remember that?

I thought it was a pretty good thread

Although the AS Board had a similar thread,
and they got their cards to be on television.

[unfairness]

[Carolina Red]

Our new programming director here at Adult Swim has a message about our new programming changes:

"Beginning in April 2004, Adult Swim will broadcast a new animated spinoff of the television series "The Pitts."

Tune in this April 2004!

Sincerely,
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the former Iraqi Minister of Information"

Hah!

We fooled you, didn't we?

[are we outdated or what?]

[Beat]

These are two I put in the offical idea bin.

We're not sure which card to go with.

Braille or pirate?

So we decided to do both.

[arr::..:.}

Hey Evangelion fans!

Want to see your favorite show on Adult Swim?

Familiar with sayings like...

When hell freezes over?

When the cows come home?

When pigs fly?

[nothappeningeverswim]

[livingfruitvirus]

It has come to our attention that a mr. Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka is "hot hot hot."

However, focus testing disagrees.

They believe he's more of a medium, or lukewarm.

And the focus groups never lie.

They determine what gets on TV you know.

They also don't like anything that's creative or original.

The US public sucks.

[cult swim]

[Tienshin]

*Pic of WS staff: some sleeping, others playing Foos*

HUH?!?

How long have you been there?

It's not nice to sneak on people you know?

*Pic of WS staff working hard and looking serious*

(professionalswim)

[EightOh]

You act like we're devil worshippers.

Like we're some sort of crazy, Satan-loving, polyester-wearing freaks.

Bah.

You know nothing about us or our ways.

So step off.

[occult swim]

Wait...

What were we talking about, again?

[now we're confused]

[Aurochs]

I hate these topics

I'm not very good at this

OMG WS PUT ME NO TV!!!111

[adult ****]

[Alaskanbullworm]

After Space Ghost:



Space Ghost is done for tonight

He'll be back next week

His ghostly powers keep him here

He said he'd haunt our toilets if we took him off

[privacy]

[Aurochs]

http://boards.adultswim.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=adultswimforum&msg=17664.6675

http://boards.adultswim.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=adultswimforum&msg=17664.6671

http://boards.adultswim.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=adultswimforum&msg=17664.6677

My fingers are crossed that they'll use (most likely out of desperation) one of my five cards

[herbkir]

Here's one I posted at AS:

People think we like

To tease the Inuyasha fans.

Well, we do.

Even clowns like us

Need comedy relief.

[Adult Swim]

(Just for the record, I love Inuyasha but some of the show's extreme fans are scarey.)

Here's another one I gave them:

We've gotten 7,000 card ideas on our messageboard,

So we thought we'd turn them into an AS book.

Why would anyone buy this book

When they could read this stuff online for free?

'Cause its hard to balance a computer on your knees

when you're sitting on the toilet.

[Adult Swim]
(^_*)

[Aurochs]

http://boards.adultswim.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=adultswimforum&ft=1&ctx=0&cacheTag=x49-2&ld=&gfc=1&msg=17664.6807