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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=3&u=/nm/20030801/od_nm/odd_croatia_dogbite_dc
:rolleyes: lol
I think he got what he deserved:p.
ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.
Ouch!!!!!!
RZetlin
08-03-2003, 09:04 PM
The guy is lucky. At least the dog didn't bite it off.
Alaskanbullworm
08-03-2003, 09:08 PM
*what the dog was thinking* "IT'S BACON!!!!"
Wow, that had to hurt.
Elven Moon
08-03-2003, 09:50 PM
Oh... ew :o
Mackenzie Rainelle
08-03-2003, 09:53 PM
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's HILARIOUS!
Sir Gatts
08-03-2003, 10:25 PM
...
I bet she smiled and laughed after.
Anyone00
08-03-2003, 10:44 PM
Wonder what kind of dog? (largely it's size and jaw power) >o<
The_NewCatwoman
08-03-2003, 11:39 PM
Wow. That'll teach him to display his "kibbles 'n bits" to random humans and dogs alike.
tNC
TimTwoFace
08-04-2003, 02:01 AM
*SHAKES HEAD* Good Gad, that's so poetic and horrible at the same time. :p
Ain't the news grande?
-Tim
anime_babe
08-04-2003, 12:23 PM
This should teach guys what happens when they stick their manhood where it doesn't belong. :eek: :D
The Falcon
08-04-2003, 01:14 PM
i guess my only question would be is if they were having an argument...why would he stick his manhood through the fence to obtain retribution?
but omg that must've hurt!
Falcon
There goes his chanec's of having kids............
Sublime420
08-04-2003, 02:26 PM
The guy is lucky. At least the dog didn't bite it off.
That's actually the first thing that came to my mind too.
Must of been a small dog. :shrug:
Anyone00
08-04-2003, 08:17 PM
This should teach guys what happens when they stick their manhood where it doesn't belong. :eek: :D
For some reason this now reminds me of Sin from "Paradise Lost".
But I have a bad memory, does anyone besides me know what I'm talking about.
And if you do: don't think about it too hard :o
Will Sturnick
08-04-2003, 08:39 PM
That had to kill, but I guess that'll teach him to stick "deuter" were it doesn't belong.
Tienshin
08-04-2003, 08:53 PM
That had to kill, but I guess that'll teach him to stick "deuter" were it doesn't belong.
I can only laugh at that. "Deuter"
Ah....I am too easily amused.
Opaque
08-05-2003, 02:04 PM
oh come on people... he was drunk, it's not like he knew what he was doing... imagine if you went out partying and in the morning your penis was all mangled... that would suck, poor fella
imagine if you went out partying and in the morning your penis was all mangled... that would suck
lol! :p All I can is ouch... and yuck. :shrug: I have a question though.
He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens"
People can actually be charged for that? I bet he was hurt more than the woman.
Zechs
08-05-2003, 07:02 PM
Man he muct have pretty suprised when he came outta his stuppor. Ouch to have you manhood bitten must be really painful.
WingZombie38
08-05-2003, 07:49 PM
:D <--only because this thread wasn't about what I thought it was. The other night I was watching the news. A streeker<sp?> was causing havoc ( :rolleyes: ) and ends up being killed when a cop shot him through the stomach. The guy jumped and trashed some police vehicles. You see... I thought you commented on that and that the nudist actually desreved to die. :o
About this guy. Ochies. That's got to hurt. The things being drunk will do to you. You'd think people would learn and stop.
DaphHime
08-05-2003, 08:46 PM
LOL This is funny! Lesson of the day, don't stick things where it doesn't belong, that includes your manhood guys. :D
Though at the same time, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for him. I mean, dang! That had to hurt!
Mike Spartz
08-06-2003, 03:38 AM
"insulting the moral feelings of citizens"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
now that is comedy for ya!
Still, poor guy, guess he won't any having kids anytime soon.
Boy Wonder
08-07-2003, 09:37 AM
OW!
Well, there should have been a sign says: "Dog bites flashers".
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