a.k.a. Skarr~~
08-02-2003, 08:41 PM
My day hasn't been going so well, but then I thought of this joke my friend told me and laughed my head off. So here goes:
A boy goes to his mom. He asks her what his spelling words are, but she's on the phone so she just says "Shut up!"
Then he goes to his sister who's listening to music. he says "What are my spelling words?" and she says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!"
Then he goes to his brother who's watching TV. He asks him about his spelling words and his brother says "Du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu BATMAN!"
Then he goes to his dad, who's taking out the garbage. He asks him what the spelling words are and his dad says "Trash! Nuttin' but trash!"
So he knocks on the bathroom door and asks his grandma what his spelling words are, and she replies "Sewin' on da toilet! Sewin' on da toilet!"
The next day he goes to his teacher. She asks him "What are your spelling words?" The boy says "Shut up!" The teacher says "Do you want to go to the principal's office?" The boy replies "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!"
At the office the principal says 'Who do you think you are?" so the boy says "Du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu BATMAN!" Then the principal says "What do you think this school is, brat?" And he says "Trash! Nuttin' but trash!" Then the fiorious principal shouts "WHAT DO YOU THINK I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW BESIDES *****ING AT YOU?" And so the boy says "Sewin' on da toilet! Sewin' on da toilet!"
A boy goes to his mom. He asks her what his spelling words are, but she's on the phone so she just says "Shut up!"
Then he goes to his sister who's listening to music. he says "What are my spelling words?" and she says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!"
Then he goes to his brother who's watching TV. He asks him about his spelling words and his brother says "Du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu BATMAN!"
Then he goes to his dad, who's taking out the garbage. He asks him what the spelling words are and his dad says "Trash! Nuttin' but trash!"
So he knocks on the bathroom door and asks his grandma what his spelling words are, and she replies "Sewin' on da toilet! Sewin' on da toilet!"
The next day he goes to his teacher. She asks him "What are your spelling words?" The boy says "Shut up!" The teacher says "Do you want to go to the principal's office?" The boy replies "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!"
At the office the principal says 'Who do you think you are?" so the boy says "Du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu BATMAN!" Then the principal says "What do you think this school is, brat?" And he says "Trash! Nuttin' but trash!" Then the fiorious principal shouts "WHAT DO YOU THINK I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW BESIDES *****ING AT YOU?" And so the boy says "Sewin' on da toilet! Sewin' on da toilet!"