C&C - Cards [7/20 - 7/24]

[The Landstander]

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[Majin_Megabyte]

McGurik The Jerk is back again!!! :p

[DianaGohan]

Guess whose back?
Back again.
McGuirk's back.
Jazz and Reign... suck.

I hope they do that more often. It was funny. And not teh funny either. Just plain funny.

[Amano Ginji]

Telling children to watch Adult Swim?

:confused:

I think WS has something hidden up their sleeves....

[sl4]

Telling children to watch Adult Swim?

:confused:

I think WS has something hidden up their sleeves....

I doubt it, but it'd be interesting.

[Tapout]

Tonight's lineup is the greatest ever.

Tokyo Gunsmoke Make You Crazy is my favorite show.

[SNS]

At first I was disappointed that they didn't say anything was "the s uck", then I noticed the names.

[Killtacular]

Don't take the "parents, wake the kids" card. Just another one of their gags.

They're SUPPOSED to be running some Comic Con cards tonight... maybe they couldn't compile it all in time.

[sl4]

Don't take the "parents, wake the kids" card. Just another one of their gags.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Amano Ginji]

Yup. As I figured. It was just for the Natali thing, I guess.

(I know they weren't actually telling them to....)

[RedBoot]

There sure are a lot of Tootsie Rolls in the bowl on the Cam...makes me kinda hungry.

[DianaGohan]

Wow, go to the Webcam and try to win a Tootsie Roll. AS always has the best prizes. Oh, and big shoutouts to _____________!

[Animation Otaku]

They admit that they are out of ideas with Sealab. Now is someone's chance to send a script in. :p

[DianaGohan]

Wow, so the Venture Brothers will have a couple minutes extra, eh? I just hope it's really not them peeing on everything. Probably not though. What does Brak know anyway?

[Detra]

Wow, so the Venture Brothers will have a couple minutes extra, eh? I just hope it's really not them peeing on everything. Probably not though. What does Brak know anyway?

I hope it IS them peeing on everything. Think of the possibilities!

[RedBoot]

I am SO buying a Horrible Gelatinous Blob. Only $10, and it has a random Futurama character inside! Fun!

[The Landstander]

Yes! The top ratings kick ass! http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/realhappy/yl2jump.gif

Equally as cool as it's apparent WS is giving us what we want by showing us the ratings (well, to an extent). Though that became apparent last week...eh.

[Cyber E.]

You Home Movies lover, why don't you just start a fansite or something already (http://adultswim.animationinsider.net/homemovies)??

Argh, Anime better "step up", I'm tired of them falling behind.
-Cyber

[Spike Mcdougal]

Was that Brendon Small singing during the Oblongs cards? Sounded like him

[Duke]

Because I don't watch the Oblongs, I dunno what the ratings were. What were they? Don't say Lupin was last again!?

[The Landstander]

1. Home Movies
2. Harvey Birdman
3. Sealab 2021

It was also implied anime (Trigun/Lupin) did the worst.

[The Drizzle]

It was also implied anime (Trigun/Lupin) did the worst.

That was completely expected and also completely sucks. Luckily WS doesn't show any sign of letting up on the anime in the near future, especially considering August. By the way, everybody watch Blue Gender when it premieres. It is far from teh s uck. :D

[TailsRocket]

Yup. As I figured. It was just for the Natali thing, I guess.

(I know they weren't actually telling them to....)

who was Natali?

[Corrado]

#2. Birdman

All right!

I liked the jab at Reign last night.

[Artemis]

1
It was also implied anime (Trigun/Lupin) did the worst.


Well it's hard for a show to get good ratings at 1am :p I'm sure anime would get good ratings if they came on at 11:00....

....OR WOULD THEY???

Guess we'll find out in August when Big O takes that sweet 11'o clock Sunday spot.

[StrangerAtaru]

Anime is not "teh s uck". It only just seems like that because of what time of night they are on. Hopefully this may or may not bode well for FLCL, Big O 2 and Blue Gender, but at least WS does cater to otaku as well.

McGuirk showing up again in the opening....well at least this time it was more intentional than the last. (But hey, I always thought McGuirk would have liked to go down the shore with the rest....well, maybe Walter and Perry are with the Reign crew in Key West, but everyone else should be there)

[DianaGohan]

It's Weekly AND Informative, because it's the

DianaGohan Adult Swim Card Transcript Week of 7/21/03

(Lara Craft Card Commerical)

(Penguin Behind Bard Commerical)

(Parent Advisory Warning)

(Following Content Warning)

Pre Penguin Behind Bars-

Uh...

Welcome to
Adult Swim

Summer is here.

Which means Home Movies
has gone on vacation.

They headed up to Nags Head,
North Carolina to get some sun.

Coach McGuirk: (Off Screen) Here's what I'm sick of...

But they didn't take everyone

(Coach McGuirk appears on screen)

Coack McGuirk: Everybody saying jazz is great. Who says jazz is great? That one guy, who plays the trumpet. And uh... I've heard him, he's not great. Give me some Bob Seager, Joan Jett, that's music. Period. (McGuirk Walks off screen)

That was random.

Anyway, don't fret.

Home Movies will be back,
weeknights starting July 28th,

when Futurama bails for the same
time-share beach house in N.C.

That's where all the shows go
when their rotation is up.

Except Reign.

Those guys always go to
Key West for some reason.

Penguin Behind Bars- Next

Penguin Behind Bars Mid Break One-

Urgent Message to Parents

Go wake the children

Dress them in their trunks

And huddle round the set

The family that Swims together

stays together.

[it's true]

(Venture Brothers Commerical)

Penguin Behind Bars Mid Break Two-

Please stand by for
tonight's Adult Swim
programming schedule

Tonights Lineup

Premiere in RED

11:00 Penguin Behind Bars
11:30 Fishman, Attorney at Sea
11:45 Aqua Long Hunger Tull
12:00 Underwater Owl Lab 2001
12:15 Worm Patrol, Hole To Hole
12:30 Teh Obbits
1:00 Tokyo Gunsmoke Make You Crazy
1:30 French Rabbit The Third

[adult swim]

Post Penguin Behind Bars-

We've decided,

that fifteen seconds

is just not enough

"face time" with you.

We're on our way over.

[bolt the door]

Pre Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law-

For Natali

[children]

So long, farewell

aut Weidersehen

Good Night

[Natali]

Adieu, adieu,

to yeiu and yeiu and yeiu!

[children]

good bye

[Natali]

good bye

[williams street]

good bye

[all]

:big sigh:

[cry]

Post Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law-

Go to the webcam!

Go on!

Guess the number of
Tootsie Rolls in the bowl!

If you're right

We might give you one!

Go for it!

[adultswim.com]

(adultswim.com T-Shirt Commerical)

(Family Guy Fighting Promo One)

Pre Aqua Teen Hunger Force-

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Can I tour Williams Street?

A. Sure.

Tickets are $450 each, payable to
the Guy in The Hooded Sweatshirt.

Q. Can we send you original music
to use in the cards?

A. We're working on it.

We're taking original music from a viewer
in tonight's last two comedy bumps.

Q. My name is ________. Will you
give me a shout out on the cards?

A. Big Ups to ____________________________
(write you're name on the screen)

[adult swim]

Post Aqua Teen Hunger Force-

Hey, where's all the fan-fic at?

Who do we have to
shmooze to get some?

Just write us a Sealab script.

We'll put it on Television.

God knows we're out of ideas.

Only don't do one where
the power goes out.

Because somebody already
sent us that one.

Sealab- Next

(Parent Advisory Warning)

(Following Content Warning)

Pre Sealab 2021-

[adult swim]
NEWS

Brak: Hello this is Brak, and this is the Adult Swim news. (Hums a little tune). Well, Next Weekend's gonna be really cool, cause we're gonna have a new show, but it's really not a new show cause you've seen it before, but it's new to you because there's going to be extra stuff in it. It's called The Venture Brothers, it's going to be on at 11 on July 27th. There's two whole extra minutes of stuff you've never saw before, and so if you liked it, you'll like it a whole two minutes more. So I bet they'll be a lot of Brock beeing on mummys, and he'll be peeing on other stuff too I bet. Just peeing like a racehorse. All over the place. Just be full of pee, just a bunch of cool crap that he pees on, and peeing all the time will be fun. Buh Bye!

[adult swim]
NEWS

Post Sealab 2021-

What they're wearing on
their feet at 70-30

Sandals- 50%
Sneakers- 40%
Other- 10%

Bet you thought the sneaker
percentage would be the highest.

But that's exactly where you're wrong.

[it's sandals]

(Lara Craft Card Commerical)

(Futurama Commerical Promo One)

Pre Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

Check this out!

(A Horrible Gelatinous Blob green squishie toy is spinning on a table).

Now Available
@ adultswim.com

(The HGB spins around some more)

What is it?

It's for sale!

(A Hand squeezes the HGB and then moves it up to the camera)

The Horrible Gelatinous Blob

As Seen on (Title Text) FUTURAMA (End Title Text)

(Close up shot of Blob's head where there is a circle which is where another figure is located. On top it says "Collect all the trapped characters").

Now with BetaFlex XLR

(Someone pokes the HGB with a straw three times)

Buy 100 of them right now!

Hurry!

[adultswim.com]

Mid Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

(Adult Swim Weekly Schedule Card)

Post Space Ghost Coast To Coast-

NOT Available
@ adultswim.com

(A Brain Slug spins on the table)

The Brain Slug

As Seen on (Title Text) FUTURAMA (End Title Text)

(A fist squeezes The Brain Slug)

Super Durable Plastic

(Some guy's foot ((wearing a sneaker)) crushes the Brain Slug. A small circle points to eye saying "Super Creamy Fun Sac").

Un-buyable from our shops.

[don't even think about it]

Pre The Oblongs-

Time to guess the highest
rated shows from last Sunday.

[we'll wait while you get a pencil]

[did you check by the phone?]

The top shows were:

[the suspense is just killing us]

1. Home Movies
2. Birdman
3. Sealab 2021

Anime Nation- y'all
need to step up.

[less whining - more watching]

The Oblongs Mid Break One-

We need a vacation.

If you have a station wagon,

or even a Yugo,

head on over.

We'll race out to Topeka and beyond.

[kerouac style]

(Trigun Commerical)

The Oblongs Mid Break Two-

(Script Text) Adult Swim Diary
[music/lyrics by AS viewer Rary R.J

MONDAY

from mere mortal sky!!

TUESDAY

end ye of yeeeeeeaaaars!!!!

WEDNESDAY

will chime! when the
heavens open up

THURSDAY

and drink from
the silver cup

FRIDAY

the Creature
thus be born!

SATURDAY

and blow the magic horn!!!!!

SUNDAY

to alert
the Spirit deep

[within the cy] (End Script Text)

Post The Oblongs-

the cycle of life

the Creature has begun it's journey

deep forlorn

upon this day

which ye be formed

[end]

(Parent Advisory Warning)

(Following Content Warning)

Pre Trigun-

(Vash silohuette appear on screen)

Trigun's warming up.

FLCL's coming.
August 4th @ midnight

Blue Gender's coming too,
but no one's seen any tapes,
so cross you're fingers.

Anyway. We know Trigun's on.

[adult swim]

(Trigun Card Opening)

Trigun Mid Break One-

(Meryl silouhette appears on screen)

Soon, there's a show called
FLCL coming.

It's what happens when animators
Blow off steam.

Them animators is crazy ya'll

God bless 'em.

(Meryl silouhette moves on the screen)

[adult swim]

Trigun Mid Break Two-

(Lupin The Third Commerical)

(Milly Silouhette In Background)

Ever seen "Project Greenlight?"
Gary Cole's in that.

Does the voice for "Harvey Birdman."

He turn down a role
in the "Greenlight" flick.

We still love you, Gar.
No judgements.

[adult swim]

Post Trigun-

(Lupin silohutte appears on screen)

Enough about other shows.
Did you like this Trigun?
Good, glad to hear it.

You're gonna love Lupin.
It's next.

[adult swim]

(Lupin silohuette moves in background)

[adult swim]

(adultswim.com commerical)

(Lara Craft Card Commerical)

Pre Lupin The Third-

(Lupin silouhtte appears on screen)

Last episode of the second season.

We're burning through these
Lupins huh?

It's called a weekly strip.

That's TV lingo.

[adult swim]

(Lupin silohuette moves in background)

[adult swim]

(Lupin Card Opening)

Lupin The Third Mid Break One-

(Lupin silohuette appears on screen)

Did we mention FLCL?
Did we mention August 4th?

Did we mention 65% of you are
drunk?

Did we mention we're with you
on that one?

[adult swim]

(Big O Commerical)

Lupin The Third Mid Break Two-

(Sliding Lupin Silouhette on screen)

More Lupin.
Coming up.

Speaking of coming up,
we've got two new shows on August 4th.

Go to AdultSwim.com
if you don't believe us.

How's that for synergy?

[adult swim]

Post Lupin The Third-

(Lupin silohuette on screen)

Ok, so in case you missed it,
we're telling you again.
August 4th FLCL @ midnight.
Blue Gender @ 12:30.
Nighty night.

[adult swim]

(Lupin silohuette moves in background)

[adult swim]

Tonight's Adult Swim
featured music by:

Algorithim
Banana Clip Volume 3
(Instrumentals)
Counterflow Recordings

Fat Jon as Maurice Galactica:
Humanoid Erotica
Counterflow Recordings

Fat Jon the Ample Soul Physcian
Lightweight Heavy
Dimid Recordings

Jay Dee of the Ummah
Vintage- Unreleased Instrumentals
www.bling47.com

Jay Dee
The Offical Jay Dee
Instrumental Series
Unreleased Volume 1
www.bling47.com

And It Ends. Another One Done. So see you next time

[adult swim card transcript]

[Arxane]

Blue Gender's coming too,
but no one's seen any tapes,
so cross you're fingers.

I sure hope that doesn't mean what I think it means...

[Delthayre]

I know that the card before Sealab 2021 was a joke and I disdain fanfiction, preferring writers to focus on their own creations (which will almost certainly be ignored, one of the small and unsuprising ironies of the internet), but I'm actually quite tempted to send them a script. I almost certainly won't, of course, and I imagine they'll just discard any they're sent without a second glance, at least that's what most companies would do. Blast you Williams Street, you tempt us with your unpredictability and sly whimsy!

[Duke]

I'm sure Williams Street will at least look at it. After all, many fan scripts have become shows on Star Trek, so why not Sealab?

I still say having FLCL on a daily strip is a bad decision.

[Karl Olson]

I'm not so much interested in the script as the music. I hope they do work it out so I could maybe send some music...

[IWDP Lim]

I wish Cablevision would quit airing friggin COBs during Adult Swim News. Every tiem the pink title card comes up, all I ever get to see is the ugly people shopping at Pitusa Furniture or the annoying little girl screaming "SPINCENTRALSPINCENTRAL!" I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE AN 80 LBS. WASHING MACHINE, I WANT MY BRAK DAMMIT! Gah. :brak: :mad:

[Aurochs]

I'm not positive but I believe they showed 2 new Brak news segments last night. Anyone else see both:confused:

I did. One of him giving an impression of a chicken giving birth, and one about the guy from Venture Brothers peeing on various things.

[Ferquin]

Gaaah! The other one was different? DAMN YOU TO HELL, COMCAST!

[DianaGohan]

That's really stupid. They should at least let me not have COB's, since I do the transcripts. :D Okay, that was just jealousy talking, sorry about that.

[Aurochs]

Did anyone catch the new Adult Swim news between tonight's Big O and Kikaider? It was something about Brak killing an animal. I wasn't paying attention until half-way through because I thought it was a rerun.

[KingDead]

Did anyone catch the new Adult Swim news between tonight's Big O and Kikaider? It was something about Brak killing an animal. I wasn't paying attention until half-way through because I thought it was a rerun.

Brak was talking about a really sad thing that happened. He was watching a woodpecker peck at a tree, when the bird fell off the branch and broke his wing. So Brak went out and tried to help the bird, but when he picked up the bird, it started to peck at Brak's hand. So he smashed its head against a tree. :eek:

[Dark]

got the other news segment on tape, I'll transcribe... gimme a minute.

EDIT: Here it is:

[ADULT SWIM]
NEWS

Hello everybody, this is Brak and here's the adult swim news

Well saddness broke out at Adult Swim News this week
[sobs]
I dunno I just saw something that was really sad

this bird was pecking on a tree (he was a woodpecker, I guess)

and he fell off the tree!
(softly) he did! (softly)

and then he got up and he had a broken wind
and I cried so much
and I went out to try and help the bird and he pecked my arm
so I picked him up and said "You don't peck my arm!"
and I bashed his head against the tree
and he didn't wake up
and now I don't know what to do!
I don't know what to do, I'm a killer!
[more sobs]
owwww mannnn.

[ADULT SWIM]
NEWS

wow. I had to put way too much effort into that. dunno how you guys do it.

[Duke]

I wish Cablevision would quit airing friggin COBs during Adult Swim News. Every tiem the pink title card comes up, all I ever get to see is the ugly people shopping at Pitusa Furniture or the annoying little girl screaming "SPINCENTRALSPINCENTRAL!" I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE AN 80 LBS. WASHING MACHINE, I WANT MY BRAK DAMMIT! Gah. :brak: :mad:

Know whatcha' mean. I only get to catch AS News right before Sealab. Anytime else it's cut off by crappy local commercials.

[Shnay]

I think "The Creatively Maladjusted" would be a cool name for a band.





Yeah.

[SNS]

Anyone notice how the accidently showed a card after the first helf of Dexter?