Cards [6/1 - 6/5]

[livingfruitvirus]

By popular demand, we'll try out a "Cards" thread this week. Will it succeed? You guys determine that.

This thread is for talk about the AS b&w cards only. Here's hoping they don't recycle all of them. Some I wouldn't mind. I'm sure more people could catch the SGC2C news if they missed it last week.

[Cyber E.]

Here's hoping for some production/DVD/anything news. Kikaider and Big O are creeping up on us, will they get the spotlight tonight? We will have to wait and find out....

-aJb

[DianaGohan]

If you don't mind superloud4, I'm going to try doing the Card Transcript for this Sunday (at least) since I promised I do at least one. Expect one up either very late tonight or sometime Monday Afternoon.

Edit: McGuirk is indeed hilarious.

[Cyber E.]

....the hell? Clips now? SHWEET.

-aJb

[NewLib]

They said Justice League!! That MUST mean that JL will be on Adult Swim starting in July with new sex footage between Wonder Woman and Batman. :p

[sl4]

For tonight's transcript, I'm going to try using Flash instead of just describing things. I'm not going to bother with the music, it'll take way too long, but it should be easier for me and more fun to watch.

[Cyber E.]

Question: Why are they playing the same song three times in a row now? Is this going to be the official Version 3 music now?

-aJb

[DianaGohan]

For tonight's transcript, I'm going to try using Flash instead of just describing things. I'm not going to bother with the music, it'll take way too long, but it should be easier for me and more fun to watch.

I think you're forgetting one thing superloud4. The factoid that in order to do the transcript for the cards, you have to get it up first, and it will be I who will be getting the transcript out first. Then again, I'm guessing that if you're doing it in Flash, there can be room for two.

[Killtacular]

I think they're just using the same music as a gag.

[sl4]

I think you're forgetting one thing superloud4. The factoid that in order to do the transcript for the cards, you have to get it up first, and it will be I who will be getting the transcript out first. Then again, I'm guessing that if you're doing it in Flash, there can be room for two.

I'm now the ASU "Official Transcript Guy", so I have to do it every night whether you do it or NOT, little lady. >:O

[SNS]

Are you ever going to make a website for these transcripts?

[DianaGohan]

I'm now the ASU "Official Transcript Guy", so I have to do it every night whether you do it or NOT, little lady. >:O

Oooh, someone's testy. Can I see you're "Offical Transcript Guy" Hall Pass? (Get it? It's from Home Movie's, except I replaced offical student government hall pass with trans... you get the point don't you. Hey, why don't I remove my brain so we'll start out as equals? Also from Home Movies, BTW). Well, we'll see who does the transcript this day, and by "who" I'm guessing "us".

[The Landstander]

Calm down, Superloud and Diana.

BTW, I suddenly feel the urge to polka based on these cards...

[Nexus810]

haha All Music Eastern with Middle Eastern music hahaha that was great

[sl4]

Oooh, someone's testy. Can I see you're "Offical Transcript Guy" Hall Pass? (Get it? It's from Home Movie's, except I replaced offical student government hall pass with trans... you get the point don't you). Well, we'll see who does the transcript this day, and by "who" I'm guessing "us".

...that was supposed to be comedic anger, I hope you realize that. ^_^

And anyways, have fun with the transcript, but I'm still going to do mine either way. :P

[DianaGohan]

that was supposed to be comedic anger, I hope you realize that

Oh I know. Why else would I be randomly quoting Home Movies for insults. Good to see there's no hard feelings about this.

[Nexus810]

oo even better making fun of the south. Dosnt get mcuh better hehe

[DoubleNeg]

I see a running joke, [WS/TW/AOL]

[Caffeine King]

Was I the only one who found that CartoonNetwork/AdultSwim/TimeWarner/AOL

I know that wasn't what it said, but it was funny. :)

[Artemis]

Weird choices for music tonight...polka and the Night Before Christmas or whatever that Christmas theme is called.

[Aurochs]

Weird choices for music tonight...polka and the Night Before Christmas or whatever that Christmas theme is called.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. And they seem to use it throughout Williams Street.

I didn't hear polka. it was mostly Indian and Mediteranian music up until their Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies fetish.

[sl4]

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. And they seem to use it throughout Williams Street.

I didn't hear polka. it was mostly Indian and Mediteranian music up until their Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies fetish.

For the first 30 minutes, they had polka music, and for the schedule interstitial they had the Middle Eastern music.

[Aurochs]

Well, the polka music is returned. The guys at Williams Street are experts at ****ing with us.

Boy, I've been saying that word a lot. Good thing for the word filter. Now all you see are pleasent astericks. ****! ****! ****!

[Aurochs]

Well, they now got Vash's name right.

Pardon my double posts, I'd just rather not edit my previous posts to add newer statements, and I'm trying to keep the "cards" and "Anything Else" topics alive.

Also, while typing this, the woodpecker bumper came on. Heh, these guys are insane.

[Cyber E.]

It would be easier if it were all one topic...


Yeah, finally they know his name is Vash. Even though seeing 'Trigun' was kinda nice.
-aJb

[DianaGohan]

And now, time for the Card Transcript. The style is a little diffrent superloud4's, but diffrent strokes for diffrent folks, as the saying goes.

(Standard Parental Advisory Warning)

(Standard Following Programming Warming)

Pre Home Movies-

Good Evening

Welcome To Adult Swim

You can relax now

The Justice League beat up all the bad guys.

Home Movies is up first.

Coach McGuirk tries out some stand up comedey.

(Clip of Coach McGuirk as the Soccer Comic from "Politics" shown. It's the scene where he's talking about getting rid of classical music)

McGuirk is hilarious!

Then part two of the Birdman two-parter.

(Clip of Harvey Birdman crying next to women from "Deadomutt, Part Two" is shown).

Birdman is crying.

Can we get you a towel and a stiff drink?

[adult swim]

Home Movies Mid Break One-

In sixteen minutes we find out what happens when our favorite lawyer bird goes to jail.

For the amusing murder of our favorite mechanical dog.

(singing...) Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Home Movies Mid Break Two-

Tomorrow Eleven Adult Swim Futurama

After an accident Bender becomes a singer and joins the band of the head of a popular singer in a future based on the past.

We love Futurama

Because we can tell the producers loved making it.

[adult swim]

Post Home Movies-

Next

Part two of "Dead-o-mutt"

The ending is so secret we had to beg for a viewing copy.

Even then they wouldn't give us one.

(Schedule for Monday thru Thursday is shown. And just in case you don't know what it is, it's 11:00 - Futurama, 11:30 - Family Guy, 12:00 - Lupin the Third, 12:30 - Inuyasha 1:00 -Trigun, 1:30 - Cowboy Bebop)

Pre Harvey Birdman

Hello

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Post Harvey Birdman-

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Pre Aqua Teen Hunger Force-

Family Guy Tommorow night Eleven-thirity

The Griffins have to relocate to the deep south.

Peter fights with a raccoon and just about everybody in town is bucktoothed.

We're southern!

So how's yer mommer'n em?

We're all buckteethed!

Them cliches is true.

[adult swim]

Yahoo

Post Aqua Teen Hunger Force-

Drivin' in my car

Livin' like a star

Got ice on my fingers and my toes

And I'm a Taurus

Check it

New ATHF

Next Sunday @ 11:45

(Monday Through Thursday Schedule Again)

Pre Sealab 2021-

Hello

Sealab is next

This weeks Sealab caused much deated and gnashing of teeth.

But then 7030 added some disco music and a bear.

And everyone chilled out.

The Sealab bear will be followed by the C2C: Terminal.

Which unfortunatley contains the ony death scene Space Ghost ever did.

[adult swim]

Post Sealab-

Did you enjoy that?

Did you?

Because we were all dancing around with the bear...

[adult swim]

Pre Space Ghost Coast To Coast

Next week on Willams Street

... in Adult Swim

Harvey Birdman recieves a visit from an assassin in his past.

Meatwad wins two tickets to the Super Bowl

Shake wants to go really bad

...to the Super Bowl.

A power outage leaves the Sealab crew in the dark.

And last but not least, Space Ghost holds a Telethon.

Is this alright with you?

We certainly hope so.

Post Space Ghost Coast To Coast

Sleepy?

Adult Swim wants to sleep with you.

Cue sexy sleep swim pattern

music (fades into next word)

thing (fades into next word)

adult (fades into next word)

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sleeping (fades into next word)

nonsense (fades into next word)

Pre Oblongs-

The Oblongs will begin in 30 seconds

Milo runs against Debbie Klimer for school president.

You know, Debbie Klimer, of the snotty Debbies?

Who will win?

Then Garlic Head, Sr. has a bone to pick with The Amazing Chihuahua.

ok

We just made that up

And we know it's stupid.

You try writing thse things.

[adult swim]

Oblongs Mid Break One-

Anime is up next

They're the ones with the silhouettes

Trigun @ one

Bebop @ one- thirty

Stay here if you want to get your asses blown off

[adult swim]

Oblongs Mid Break Two-

We saw the premise for Cartoon Network's UK's new animated show, The V-Birds.

The V-Birds are an animated rock group from another planet.

But they're trapped in a dance machine on Earth.

And if the kids stop listening to them, they'll die.

We think that's genius.

So

Please don't stop watching us or we'll die.

Thanks

[adult swim]

Post Oblongs

In four minutes and fifteen seconds

Vash the Stampede

In thirty-four minutes and nine seconds

Jet and Spike

Trigun loves Bebop

[adult swim]

Filler-

This is fill

Every day we get a call

from this woodpecker.

(Shot of Woodpecker pecking at tree)

The woodpecker tells us that his tree is coming along nicely.

That the kudzu is getting dangerously close.

And that we'll need around 2:30 of fill for the next night.

You should listen to birds.

We do.

Bees do.

(Shot of Woodpecker again. Words under it).

[Photograph of Metanerpes erythrpcephalus taken on Willams Street rooftop parking deck by Matt Mailellaro Nikon 0100 camera and BO-400
Nikkor VR lens]

[adult swim]

(Parentary Advisory Warning)

(Folowing Programming Warning)

Pre Trigun-

Hey

Welcome to action.

It's late...

...but that hasn't stopped you.

in appreciation for your staying,

We have a very cool Trigun,

(Silhouette of Spike Standing) Followed by a decent Bebop,

(it's all about Hyperspace.)

Enjoy!

[adult swim]

(Trigun Next screen flashes)

Trigun Mid Break One-

Tommorow Night at 1,

Upon tuning in you will see

the fresh face of Mr. Stampede.

(That's Vash to you)

(Shows Vash's silhouette standing and crouching and pointing his gun out)

Vash got that ol' "Kid n Play" hair.

Was it Kid or Play that had the hair

We don't remember, but they were huge for a while there.

Crazy.

[adult swim]

Trigun Mid Break Two-

Coming up next,

Spikke and Faye will argue a lot.

But we think they're secretly in love.

(Silhouette of Faye on Screen standing with one hand on her hip)

At least we hope they are.

'Cause otherwise,

All that bickering is just annoying.

Poor Jet.

[adult swim]

Post Trigun-

Before Trigun comes back,

Think about this:

There used to be a time without email.

No internet, no cell phones...

No ice cream...

Okay, wait. That's going too far back.

Hopefully in 10 years, this stuff'll be Just as indispensable.

We don't buy it either.

[adult swim]

Pre Cowboy Bebop-

Welcome to 1:30 am on Adult Swim,

Sponsored by Cowboy Bebop Episode #104- "Getaway Shuffle."

We often comapre the "gateways"

In Cowboy Bebop to the "stargates"

From the Buck Rodgers series.

But in all respects, we like Bebop much, much better.

Buck Rodgers aint no Spike Spegal.

Word is bond.

Cowboy Bebop Break One-

Cowboy Bebop will return in a moment

Before it comes back,

Let's play a game:

(Silhouette of Speak Standing in the background, fist in the air)

Le'ts count how many commericals

We crammed into this break

We're guessing about six.

And we bet none of those six

Are for the Bebop movie.

Bummer

[adult swim]

Cowboy Bebop Break Two-

Tomorrow night at 1:30,

... Oh. Oh, what is this?

This is nice

Who dis?

Oh, yeah. J Dilla from

Unreleased, Volume 1."

We got this from our friends at www.bling47.com.

Jay Dee is th man

[adult swim]

Post Cowboy Bebop

(Silhouette of someone upside down with their foot in the air)

Well, that was pretty good.

It gets real intense too.

Why can't they make any American cartoons as good as this?

We'd love to know, if anyone has the answer.

In the meantime, we'll just have to keep getting more anime.

Nighty Night

Tonight's Adult Swim featured music by:

Algorithm
Banana Ckip Volume 3
(Instrumentals)
Counterflow Recordings
Fat Jon as Maurice Galactica:
Humanoid Erotica
Counterflow Recordings
Fat Jon The Ample Soul Physician
Jay Dee of the Ummah
Vintage-Unreleased Instrumentals
www.bling47.com
Jay Dee
The Offical Jay Dee
Instrumental Series
Unreleased Volume 1
www.bling47.com

(Filler plays again)

And that's it. Not bad, huh? A lot longer to take then I thought it be, but that's okay. Nothing that challenging, just a lot of pause and fastfowarding through the tape.

[sl4]

Yeah, it's not that hard, just time-consuming. I'll try to get my Flash transcript up sometime tomorrow.

[Artemis]

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies! Of course! Nutcracker! How could I forget?

BTW, Great job on the transcript, DianaGohan.

[sl4]

Blah, forget it. I'm not doing the Flash, it takes much longer (getting the timing correct takes forever, and I'm a perfectionist... ><). I'm not going to bother with a text transcript tonight, Diana did a great jarb, but I'm going to be sticking with text transcripts from now on, just to let you know. :)

[Beat]

Did they air Kikaider? I haven't checked my tape yet.

[sl4]

Did they air Kikaider? I haven't checked my tape yet.

They didn't during ASC, I know that for sure, and I doubt they would bother airing it later than that. :-\

[Chuquita]

*grins* I love the cards :D
This is great; hope it does become a regular topic like the rest of the adult swim shows have.

[DianaGohan]

So far no New Kikaider ads yet, but I'm guessing they're waiting for Monday Night AS to be able to show them. After all, the show is airing on Weekdays, and you know Adult Swim's policy of airing all anime ads a week before the show starts. I think it's two weeks for comedy shows (The only one to compare it with though is Family Guy, at least for the new look). Oh, and thanks for the compliements, superloud4 and Artemis. Hmmm, maybe we could alternate days or something to that nature. You know, to give you less work (since you probably have better things to do).

[Cyber E.]

Actually, the Kikaider ad aired during .hack//SIGN on saturday night. Pretty good actually, Geto might have it put up on ASU.

-aJb

McEDIT: The response to the ad can be found here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?threadid=77161). BTW, if nobody is able too, I could fill in for the Sunday night transcripts. Ofcourse just if nobody else can do it....since I have no life. :D

[Killtacular]

Figures that the intro to every night would be the same.

Although technically, that's not entirely true. I'm sure we'll get a different intro on Thursday (as last week's Thursday was mentioning Big O, Kikaider, and Blue Gender).

[Artemis]

Wednesday might get a new one every week if they're serious about it being "factoid night."

[sl4]

Ugh, another repeat.

Well, this stinks. :(

[EightOh]

Three bumpers, three repeats...

Bah.

[Killtacular]

Well I knew the commercial break bumpers would repeat. I just hope the intros aren't the same every week.

[DianaGohan]

I guess there's no real points for a transcript of the promos if they're just repeats. Oh well, we knew it would only be a matter of time. I just hope that they plan on showing new bumpers soon since they'll run these to the ground if they keep repeating them.

[sl4]

If the "we made these about a month ago" promo is correct, maybe we'll get a new set of these every month?

If that's the case, I'm hoping they'll rotate between the sets once they get a few weeks' worth, instead of just ditching the old ones...then, repeats wouldn't be as annoying.

[The_DumpsterKeeper]

I don't know if anyone "caps" the cards, but I'd really love to have a screen cap of the "McGuirk is hilarious!" card. I asked on the official site, but my post was pushed off the page in like, 10 minutes.

Thanks. :cool:

[Aurochs]

Aw, damn, repeats? I knew this was too good to be true. Blah, Adult Swim is now slightly less fun. Come on, guys! If you're listening, make new cards! It's not that hard! Or at least mix up the repeats!

[Moof]

[airhorn]

god i love that one

[livingfruitvirus]

i take it not many people saw the new "fonts" card?

[sl4]

i take it not many people saw the new "fonts" card?

The one saying "The font is Helvetica Neue"? That's not a new one, ever since I read that last week I've been using that font in stuff (it's Neue Condensed Bold, to be exact).

[Killtacular]

Not that one.

[sl4]

Not that one.

Then which one?

[Killtacular]

The one you didn't see.

[Aurochs]

I saw it. It was quite funny. It was pretty much them explaining why they used Hectelvia Naue. It used a bunch of fonts. I forget exactly what it said.

[sl4]

I saw it. It was quite funny. It was pretty much them explaining why they used Hectelvia Naue. It used a bunch of fonts. I forget exactly what it said.

I'll transcript it from my tape tomorrow. :)

[EightOh]

I just now saw it. I guess it came during a COB.

I hate Baskerville.

[livingfruitvirus]

i dont mind some card recycling. what if someone missed a day last week? maybe some new cards every 2-3 weeks would work out. i know WS doesn't have all the time in the world.

[sl4]

SEALAB PROMO:
Sunday @ 12 Midnight
A new episode of Sealab 2021
Affirmative Action
The pros and cons thereof, are discussed.
Plus
Giant Robot Anime Smackdown
A new episode of Sealab 2021
Sunday @ 12 Midnight
Don't hate the robot.
Hate the game.
[adult swim]

"FONTS" INTERSTITIAL:
We've been getting thousands of letters asking one thing:
Why did you choose Helvetica Neue?
The answer is simple, yet complex.
We hate don't like serif fonts. ("hate" has a line through it)
They're fine for wedding invitations and corporate email. (written in Times or a similar font)
We just don't like them.
More importantly, they don't look good on your TV screen.
Would you like this if it were in Hancock? (written in script handwriting font "Hancock")
How about Brush Script? (written in "BrushScript")
Or Edwardian? (written in fancy script font "Edwardian")
Apple Chancery? (written in "Apple Chancery")
New York? (written in serif font "New York")
Times? (written in "Times")
Didot? (written in "Didot")
Curlz? (written in "Curlz")
Lucinda Handwriting? (written in "Lucida Handwriting", they misspelled it as "Lucinda")
Clarenton Condensed? (You get the idea by now...)
Baskerville?
Zapfino?
Of course not.
The rounded embellishments make it too hard to read on TV.
(blank pause)
But...
Baskerville is starting to grow on us. (written in "Baskerville")
What the heck. (written in "Baskerville")
(Adult Swim corner logo changes to Baskerville)
[adult swim] (written in "Baskerville")

I think there was an HB:AAL promo in there somewhere too, but I didn't feel like looking for it.

[DianaGohan]

Well looks like even Factoid Wendesday of Adult Swim card bumpers has repeats. In case anyone else didn't know. Maybe they have them every other week or something (I know the ones on Sunday will probably be new cards, but the weekdays have a week or new cards and then repeats I'm guessing).

[raykremer]

As I recall, you folks only transcripted a couple of days from the first week. May as well get the other ones done, even if they're just going to rotate the same five sets of cards for a while before doing new ones.

[SSJ_Gogeta]

At the end of Bebop (end of AS as well) the last card brought up Kikaider, and Big O 2 :D.

[DianaGohan]

As I recall, you folks only transcripted a couple of days from the first week. May as well get the other ones done, even if they're just going to rotate the same five sets of cards for a while before doing new ones.

Actually, I think we (As in me and superloud4) got all of them. I did this Sunday's and he originally did two of the days last week, then did the other ones after the week was over. Just go to the "Everything else" thread for last week and look for them (Warning: Really long thread).

[Killtacular]

Opening card changed to move Blue Gender to August.

[DianaGohan]

Well at least Blue Gender is now offically announced by WS advertising to be in August. I just wonder what the promos will be like for BG anyway, and if we'll get any news on exactly when they'll start showing it.

[Masamune2052]

Sweet how they talked about Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive considering someone made an AMV with the song and Trigun. It came out pretty nicely too.

[Beat]

Kikaider's ad aired, and it's a damn good one. I'm glad they didn't go with the monochrome card gimmick, and went for a clip promo instead. Words don't do those scenes justice.

[EscaflownePilot]

Was it an actual promo (not just the general "new stuff coming" one)?

I'll have to keep my eyes out for it! I can't wait for this show!

[DianaGohan]

Was it an actual promo (not just the general "new stuff coming" one)?

Yeah, it was it's own ad with it's own clips. I just wonder why they're playing the ad so litttle when the show's about to air, unless I'm just on the bad luck side of a bunch of COB's.