"That reminds me of that time I......."

[Sora Takenouchi]

Family Guy has a lot of funny flashbacks that show them either crossing over into another universe, meeting famous figures, or other things.

But let's stick with the "other universe" part. What if you placed Peter or Stewie in a weird situation involving other characters from movies, comics, or other shows.

Like for example, you'd start off with Peter saying "That reminds me of that time I was helping these kids chasing this guy in a suit" and then you would create some Scooby Doo parody. Or "That reminds me of that time I was helping this half-demon find jewel shards" followed by your own Inuyasha parody.

Basically it's just a game where you create a situation where Peter screws over familiar characters just like in his flashbacks. :) Who's up for it?

[DianaGohan]

Actually, I've been thinking about this one.

Peter: Hey don't worry about that. I'm great at making excuses. Remember that one time at that girl's house (Flashback to Kagome's house. Peter is one the phone with someone). No, uh Kagome can't come to the phone now, cause she has... AIDS and died. Yeah, so uh, what are you wearing? (Someone speaking heard through phone). Hey I am not a pervert. So uh, you have big breasts (Kagome walks over and sees Peter).

Kagome: Who the hell are you and what are you doing to my phone?!

Peter: Hey, you should be thanking me. I'm saving you're ass from these phone calls and... (pokes her breast twice) Honk Honk.

Kagome: Oh, that is so it. Inuyasha! (Inuyasha comes and chases Peter all over the house holding his Tetsusaiga and trying to hit Peter with it).

You know, that was a lot funnier when I was just thinking of it. Oh well, enjoy it as much as you can.

[Karl Olson]

Peter: This reminds of that time I was gonna pilot a giant biomechanical robot...

<flashback>

Misato: No snackfood in the entry plug!

Peter: Come on!

Misato: No!

Peter: Are you coming on to me?

Misato: Hell, no!

Peter: Are you sure?

Misato: .......yes. Now just position target in the center a pull the switch!

Peter: You are coming on to me!

Misato: Shut up. Jeez, Shinji was less annoying that this, and he whined all the time.

Shinji: Hey! That hurts.

Peter: What, you were standing here?

<back to reality>

Peter: Good Times, Good Times... until that whole third impact business.

[TnAdct1]

Peter: Are you sure you want me to go to church? Remember the last time I went there?

(Shot of Peter being thrown out of a church window while "Greenbird" plays in the background. As he falls, he flashes back to some of the funnier flashbacks from Family Guy while a huge explosion comes from the church.)

Joe Klemm

[sl4]

Peter: Are you sure you want me to go to church? Remember the last time I went there?

(Shot of Peter being thrown out of a church window while "Greenbird" plays in the background. As he falls, he flashes back to some of the funnier flashbacks from Family Guy while a huge explosion comes from the church.)

Joe Klemm

Personally, I think that would have been even funnier if you had put Peter as Vicious, and left Spike as Spike (or a Spike-looking character), and showing Peter accidentally (or in a fit of anger) causing Spike to fall out the window. :D

[Arxane]

Peter: Gee, I'm not sure if I should even hold a gun, Louis. Remember the last time I held one?

<flashback>

*Legato is kneeling before Peter, who has a gun. In the background, mind-controlled peasants are attacking Peter's family. Legato is holding Peter's gun to his own head.*

Legato: Your family will die unless you do one thing...shoot me...

Peter: Okay.

*Peter shoots Legato*

Peter: Bastard.

[Amano Ginji]

Peter: I really needed some money..I hardly had enouigh to support the kids...
Lois said: Well....Why don't you become a bounty hunter?
Peter: Lois! That's it!

<Flashback>

*Peter is in an apartment with a gun in his hand*
*He rushes into the bathroom*

*Pulls back the shower curtain*

*Sees Gren*

Oh..Oh God! Oh..Oh!
*Turns away*
What the hell are you!?
Some kinda freaky..man-lady!?
*Gren comes closer*
Ahh! Stay back! AHHHH! *Peter fires ands misses*

*Gren laughs*

*Oh..god! Don't laugh! *Covers eyes*

*Shoots again*

*Kills Gren*

Whew...now that that's over......
*Calls friends over for a party*

*Quagmire sees Faye tied up on the bed*

Who..ho..oh! Jackpot!

<out of the flashback>

Nah.....that didn't turn out to well....I'll just become a magician at Vegas instead.

[The Landstander]

Lois: Peter, are you sure stand-up comedy is the thing for you?
Peter: Well I'm not very good at slapstick comedy. Remember that time when I was the 4th Stooge?

*Flashback, black and white, 3 Blind Mice is playing*

Peter: *In Peter laugh* Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk. Hey Moe, can we go to the donut shop?

Moe: No! We have to repair this sink! Why I oughta...

*Moe eye gouges Peter in the classic Stooge way*

Peter: Ah! Ah!!! AH!!! Why, you son of a bit-

*Peter tackles Moe to the ground, and starts punching him in the face repeatedly. The scene goes on too long in classic FG Fashion*

Larry: Peter, it's just an ac-

Peter: You want some of this, hairboy?

*Peter tackles Larry, and the scene basically repeats itself. Afterwards, a bunch of studio executives are looking at Peter.*

Peter: *Nervously* Nyuk nyuk nyuk...

*One of the executives hits Peter on the head in Stooge fashion, and the rest join in by beating Peter up. The screen goes black, 3 Blind Mice ends, and "The End" appears on the screen to end the flashback.*

BTW, nice job on the Trigun one, arxane.

[Kaiser0120]

Lois: Could you watch over the kids, Peter? I've got some errands to go run.

Peter: I'm not really sure ya wanna do that, I mean... remember the last time I watched over the kids?

*Cue Flashback*

Peter: *Dressed up as Gendo Ikari. He's holding Pen-Pen onna leash. o.O;* Alright, now it's time to go out there and kick some Angel ass.

Chris: *Is in Shinji's Eva and plug.* Dad, I'm not sure I wanna pilot an Ewok.

Peter: It's not an Ewok, it's an... *Picks up a piece of paper.* E--v--a. You know, short for Eva--... Eva--... *Picks up a paper, squints his eyes.* Eva--....nnnngelion. Yeah, that's what it is. An Eva--... Eva--... *Reads the paper again.*

Meg: *In Asuka's Eva* Dad, this is so stupid! I don't wanna fight Angels!

Peter: Now Meg, stop complaining. I mean, look at how well Stewie's doing.

Stewie: *Stewie is in Rei's Eva. Godzilla and Stewie are facing eachother, an orchastral theme playing in the background. They fight an epic battle, punching and throwing fireballs.* You want some of this you slimy ***** of a reptile?

Godzilla: GROWL-SNARL! *Shoots a fireballs at him.*

Stewie: *Smacks it away and shoots Godzilla over and over. It finally falls with it's trademark roar, in subtitles,* "U @r3 te# v1c70ry!" *It smacses onto the ground and Stewie proceeds to start kicking it over and over.* That'll teach you to mess in my territory, *****!

Misato: *Comes in with Ritsuko, drinking a cup of coffee and conversing.* So then I told him-- WHAT THE HELL?! What are you doing in here?!

Peter: RUN! *Grabs Pen-Pen and hops on him, as to ride him, but ends up crushing him. You can't see Pen-Pen, but you can see the pool of blood.*

Peter: ... Aw, crap.

*End Flashback*

[Zorak Masaki]

" I dont know Lois, remember the last time i volunteered for something?"
Shot of Peter tied up in washu's lab
Washu: Ive got magic fingers mr griffith!
Peter: NOOOOO!!

[Duelist]

Like "Black to the Future"? :p

[Zorak Masaki]

Brian: remember the last time you changed your hair color peter?
(shot of SSJ2 Peter (never thought i'd type those words))
Peter: KA-ME-HA-ME
pull back to reveal its a movie theatre
Quagmire: Peter, just pay a little more for the butter!

[Kaiser0120]

Quagmire: Yeah, Peter! High School was great! We met some fox-y la-dies.

Peter: Heheheh, yeah... Hey! You remember those two Foreign Exchange Students?

*Flashback. We see Peter and Quagmire in their old school, in Disco uniforms, and... Excel and Hyatt.*

Peter: *Talking to Excel* So, uh... I was wonderin'... Would you--

Excel: Hatt-chan, whattya do when some big fatass starts hitting on you?

Peter: What the--

Excel: I'm sorry, Excel is not in the mood! I'm all SHAKY SHAKY to get down to the orders of LORD ILPALLAZZO!

Peter: Sheesh, I ask the one girl out that's in some kinda cult. How's it with you Quagmire?

Quagmire: Well hello there! Always wanted to get it on with a girl with blue hair! Ooo!

Hyatt: What is the meaning to this phrase you use, 'Get it on?'

Quagmire: PETER! PETER! She doesn't understand English well! YES!

*Suddenly a Pick-An-Action screen pops up, ala the dating sims.*

Quagmire: What the hell!? *Highlights 'Put It In.' We get a closeup of Quags face.* Al-right!

[Alaskanbullworm]

Peter: "I can't believe this food shortage going on. Hey, do you remember when I got really hungry...."
Brian: "But aren't you always hungry?"
Peter: "Shut up, you tastey dog you"

*Flashes back to a New Jersey house*

*door rings*

Shake: "Meatwad, can you get the door, I'm really comfortable in this chair right now.
Meatwad: "Yeah, ok my ruler *rolls eyes and opens the door*....hello there.......who are you?

Peter: "I'm Peter and I'm lost here in New Jersey, I haven't eaten in days and I......."

*Peter picks up Meatwad and eats him*

Shake: "Wow, you finaly shut that annoying thing up. You are my new best friend right now."
Peter: "Uhhh, what flavor are you?"
Shake: "Vanilla, but why would you ask....."

*Peter drinks Shake up*

Frylock: "Hey what's going on......OH MY GOD"

*Peter leaps on Frylock and starts eating his fries*

*later on*

Cop: "You are charged in the murder of a meatball, a bag of fries, and a shake. Anything you say, yadda yadda." *He throws Peter into the police car*

*The Trix rabbit is cuffed in the car*

Trix Rabbit: "I told those damn kids to give me that cereal, but NOOOOOOOO. Now I'm a cereal killer."

[Arxane]

Louis: I dunno how to say this, Peter, but...but I feel that our relationship is less...less...exciting these days. It's just not as fulfilling as it used to be, even in bed.

Peter: What are you talking about, Loius? I've come up with some really creative ways to spend time in bed, or have you forgotten?

<flashback>

*Peter is standing in the streets of Paradigm City, dressed as Roger Smith. He lifts his watch near his mouth*

Peter: Big O! It's showtime!





I feel so ashamed.

[Conekiller]

Peter: Aww come on, Lois, I don't wanna move. Remember the old house we had next to those weird neigbors......

Peter stands in front of Carl's house wearing sweat pants and a sweaty wifebeater, :meatwad: , and :shake: are in his pool.

Peter: So, uh, are you guys just gonna lounge around in my pool all day long or what?

:shake: what's it to ya, Tubbo?

Peter: I dunno, it's kinda MY pool!

:meatwad: I think we'd better do as he says, he's lookin MIGHTY hungry.

Just then a space ship lands on on his flashy red sports car and out step :moon: :moon2:

Peter: OH MY GOD MY FRIGGIN CAR!

:moon: it was an inferior car
:moon2: yeah and it SUCKED too!

:flashback ends:
Peter: God those were great times.....

[Arxane]

Peter: Gee, Louis, are you sure about this? I don't work very well with groups.

<flashback>

*Peter is standing in a circle with the cast of "Inuyasha" surrounding him*

Peter: Oh, God, you people are frickin' killing me!

*points at Inuyasha*

Peter: You, quit bringing up your persistent flashbacks; we all know that you and a dead brod that kicked you ass fifty years ago were betrayed by a gay man in a monkey suit. And quit waving that big sword around all the time; we all know you have an incredibly small penis.

*points at Kaede*

Peter: And you, shut the hell up. Your pseudo-Old Engish is bugging the hell outta me...not that I know what "pseudo" means, but if you don't shut up, then I'll be kicking ye ass into ye middle of ye next week...ye.

*points at Shippo*

Peter: And you, why don't you quit sitting around and actually do something other than be the token cute character? Oh, God, if I see you just sit there and make another obvious observation, I'm gonna hand you over to Roman Polanski.

*points at Miroku*

Peter: And you, why don't you do something useful other than spout out your ridiculous Buddist mumbo jumbo? With that hand of yours, I'm sure you can be used as a vaccuum cleaner or something. And quit waving that stick at me, because I know you too have a small penis. And those jingly rings tell me something else is wrong with you.

*points at Kagome*

Peter: And you...boobies...are just like your pooch in that you always bring up those damn flashbacks...boobies...And quit reminding me of Alicia Silverstone...boobies...with the way you talk...boobies...And why can't I see your panties...boobies...whenever you wear that school uniform...boobies...of yours?

*points at Sango*

Peter: And you...boobies...I can tell by that giant boomerang...boobies...that you also have a small penis...

Inuyasha: I can't stand it! Miroku, get rid of him!

*Miroku opens up Wind Tunnel, sucking in Peter legs first. But peter gets lodged in Wind Tunnel with half his body sticking out*

Miroku: He's stuck!

Shippo: Your Wind Tunnel's been plugged up!

Kagome: That is so uncool!

Kaede: Be still, Kagome. Ye do not realize that yonder Wind Tunnel no longer be a burden to Miroku.

Inuyasha: It reminds me of the time I...

Peter: Aw, crap...

*Peter sees Sesshoumaru*

Peter: Ah, ma'am...could you give me a hand here?

[TnAdct1]

Peter: This is just like my days in high school.

<flashback>

*Peter is dressed in a pink, Japanese schoolgirl uniform. Peter's walking to school (and being passed by a 10-year old student with pigtails) when he see a cat biting the hand of another high school student.*

Peter: Evil kitty.

*Peter walks to the cat and tries to kick it (to the dismay of the other student) when the cat sinks its teeth into Peter's hurt*

Peter: That's definitely gonna leave a mark.

Joe Klemm

[HomeMoviesFan]

Peter: Hey, remember that time when I won that suprise apperance on that animated show?

*Flashes back. Peter is animated into.....the Simpsons, he shows up at Homer's doorstep*

Homer: (gasps) PETER GRIFFIN!

Peter: (laughs) That's me!

Lisa: Wow! Is it true that you once got cancelled by FOX?

Peter: Er...yes...

(A FOX team spots him)

Gunman: HEY, there he is! Get him!

Peter: Aaah!

(Peter runs off, a zap is heard. He is suddenly in the world of South Park)

Peter: What the hell? Why do I feel so two dimensional?

Stan: Hey, who the hell are you?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cartman: Dudes, I've heard about this guy. Comedy Central wanted him, but some other weak-ass network stole him. They were really boned, man!

(Comedy Central hunts him down, too)

CC Gunman: There he is!

Peter: Oh god no!

CC Gunman: Shoot him!

(One of the gunmen shoots Kenny and kills him)

Stan: Oh my god, he killed Kenny!

Peter: YOU BASTARDS!

(Kyle gets over on Peter)

Kyle: GOD DAMNIT, THAT WAS MY LINE, YOU ASS****!

Peter: Aaah!

(ZAP!! Peter is suddenly in the world of....HOME MOVIES?? And it's in squiqqlevision, too)

Jason: Brendon, his he part of the movie?

Peter: What--wah, where the hell am I now??!! And what the hells wrong with my skin? Do I have like leaches on my body?

Melissa: Miss Small, there's a weird man who just appeared here!

Brendon: Yeah, who the hell are you?

(CN has hunted him down too)

CN Gunman: SHOOT HIM! We've heard he's been running around TBS!

Peter: Aah!

(Peter runs out of the house. Fade to black. Then, begin a normal HM-esque transition to the soccer field. It's still in squiqqlevision, and Peter is drinking beers with Coach McGuirk)

Peter: Hey, this ain't so bad.

McGuirk: You know, you're much better then Brendon. [he's obviously drunk] That kid is nuts, you know.

Peter: Yeah, whatever, ya bastard...

*Flash to the present*

Brian: What the hell did that have to do with anything.

Peter: Oh, nothing, I just like to bring it up now and then.

Brian: What happened.

Peter: Well, I blacked out, and when I woke up, I was back in Quahog....in the hosipital.....suffering from alcohol poisioning....

Brian: Uh huh.

(Suddenly, the cast of Futurama shows up)

Fry: There he is! He stole our spotlight.

Peter: What the??

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass and DIE!

Peter: AAHH!

(Peter runs off as the Futurama cast chases Peter. Brian stares off and kicks down the beer he was drinking)

Brian: Yeah, I think I've had enough...

*End of "Peter's Adventures in Animationland!"*

[Umino]

This is one I've wanted to do for awhile! :p

*Chris throws ups*
Chris: Oh Dad, I'm sorry...
Peter: Don't worry son I've seen nastier things.
*flashback to "the scene" with Shinji in the hospital*
Shinji:Man I'm so screwed up
*Shinji notices Peter right next to him*
Peter: You....bastard....
Shinji: But I er I
Peter: I'm telling!
*Peter runs while Shinji "cleans" off his hands on Asuka's bed*

Here's another

*Peter in a battle with Sailor Moon*
Peter: Sailor Moon you shall not destory me!
*Sailor Moon does some poses*
SM:Moon....
*Still shot of Peter*
SM:Princess....
*Still shot of Peter*
SM:Halation!
*Peter turns to Tuxedo Mask*
Peter: Am I supose to wai-
*gets hit with beam*
Peter:HOLY CRAP!
SM:Yah! We like totally beat the bad guys!
*Does pose*

[Thundercleese]

Peter: This job is worst than my job as a musician.

(Peter is at Zorak's keyboard)

Space Ghost: Play me to the desk.

Peter: (plays music)

Space Ghost: (Blasts Peter)

Peter:......You bastid.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lois: Peter, watch the kids while I'm gone.

Peter: I dunno Lois. I've had bad experiences looking after kids. Remember that one time I had to chaperone Chris' feild trip?

Flashback: Peter is in Sealab with Chris and a whole group of kids.

Dr. Quinn: And this is where the escape pods are.

Debbie: (walks in)

Peter: Why hello their cutey

Quinn: (Beats the crap out of Peter)

[The Dork Knight]

Peter: Hey, remember the time when I was a proffesional wrestler?

*FLASHBACK TO A WWE RING*

The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?

Peter: Yeah, B movies...

*The Rock then starts to beat up Peter*

- The Dork Knight

[JShaggy]

Peter: I don't know. I had a bad experience with professional wrestling.
(flashback to WWE Raw)
Stone Cold: What's your name.
Peter: Um, Peter Griffin
Stone Cold: What?
Peter: Um, Peter...
Stone Cold: What?
Peter: Peter...
Stone Cold: What?
Peter: P...
Stone Cold: What?
Peter: P...
Stone Cold: You're pathetic. [gives Peter the Stone Cold Stunner]

[Alaskanbullworm]

Peter: "I don't know if I should dress up this year for Halloween. Remember last year when I dressed as Spider Man."

*flashes back to Peter on a tall building*

Peter: "Evil doers beware for Peter Man is here."

*He whips out web from his hands and swings off the building*

Peter: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

Crowd: "Peter Man, watch out for that.........BUILDING!"

*Peter smacks into another building*

*song* "Peter, Peter, Peter of the city dressed for you and me"

[Zorak Masaki]

As long as we're doing stuff about wrestling:

Peter: Im not good at wrestling events

Cut to survivor series 97,,hbk has bret hart in the sharpshooter,,peter is sitting ringside beside the bell and vince mcmahon. Peter decides to ring the bell,,bret stares at him
Peter: uhhh,,he did it (points to vince)

[Karl Olson]

Peter: I'm not sure if I should go with Meg to her Parent-Teacher conference. Remember the last time I went to a high school?

<flashback>

Peter: This Japanese public high school seems perfectly safe and filled with nice kids.

Tenchi: Crazy ladies! Chasing! Me!

<Tenchi runs by Peter>

Peter: What the hell what was that?

Ryoko: Get out my way!

<Ryoko teleports through Peter>

Peter: Holy Crap!

Ayeka: Yeah, make room for the First Princess of Jurai!

Peter: Holy Crap Again!

Sasami: Tenchi, you forgot your bento!

Peter: Ok, that's just sick.

<school explodes>

--------------------

Peter: I'm not sure whether I should whether I should take the job at the convience store. Remember the last time I worked there.

<flashback>

Peter: I can't believe we got locked in the freezer again.

Randal: Remember that time we foiled the plans of the evil Leonardo Leonardo?

Peter: No, that was with some other guy.

Randal: Are you sure?

Peter: ...Yes. Jack ass.

-----------------

yeah, pretty weak. I know.

[Mog]

Peter: Go where? The aquarium? Gosh, I don't know. Remember last time?

*Flashback to Sealab*

Peter: Hey Meg, look at the fish.

Meg: wow that's pretty coo.....who are you?

Quinn:Who am I? Who are you?

Peter:We're the tour group.

Quinn:Tour group? What tour group?

Peter:The Tour Group.

Quinn: What the h......hold on a second*goes up to the PA system* Calling Captain Murphy.

*Captain Murphy rides in on his gold cart*

Cpt. Murphy:What is it? Me and Bizzaro Quinn were in the middle of a hole.

Quinn: You and what......never mind. Who are these people?

Cpt. Murphy:They're the tour group.

Quinn: I know that. Why are they here?

Cpt. Murphy: They're here to take a tour, duh.

Quinn: No sh...But why? This is a top secret facility.

Cpt. Murphy: A whosawhatsit?

Quinn: A..

Peter: Hey look, this little duck things a freak.

Bizzaro Quinn: Biiiizzzzzzarrroooooooooo.

Peter: I'm gonna kick it. I wonder if it'll spit out candy.

*Peter kicks Bizzaro Quinn and it starts freaking out*

Peter: *stupid laugh* Look at it go. Crazy thing.

*Peter notices a big red button with the words "Do Not Press" written in twelve different languages*

Peter: *Eyes around* *Presses Button*

*Sealab explodes*

God that took forever.

[DianaGohan]

Lois: You know Peter, a maid would really be good to help clean around the house.

Peter: No Lois. You remember the last time I got someone to help clean around the house (Flashback to Peter dressed in a Roger Smith outfit sitting at a desk. The intercom buzzes in).

Norman: Mr Griffin, a Mrs. Dorothy here to see you.

Peter: (Playing with a toy Version of The Big O Robot and not really paying attention) So Bank and Loans, try to ***** to me about my credit card being overdue eh?

Norman: Uh sir-

Peter: Yeah yeah, send her in... ya basterd. (Dorothy comes in).

Dorothy: Peter Griffin.

Peter: Ah crap, it's that hooker I ordered 20 years ago. Listen, I'm married now, and Lois says no more hookers or else I can't let Big O come out and play. And yes I'm talking about the giant robot, ya pervert.

Dorothy: You must protect me from Saldano.

Peter: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh (Saldano's men come in and shoot Dorothy over and over again until she dies, falling over Peter's desk. The men exit. Peter stares for a few seconds then presses the intercom button). Hey Norman, what the hell does it take to get some coffee in this place?

Norman: I'm on it sir (Peter sits back, not even caring about Dorothy. Flashback ends).

Peter: And we all learned a valubale lesson that day.

Brian: Peter, none of that even happen.

Peter: Only Toonami (Lois and Brian look at him sternly) ... And Adult Swim.

[Tienshin]

Peter: Man, Lois I gotta bleed the lizard.
Lois: So go Peter!

Peter: Day dreaming while um, er, bleeding the lizard

Peter: That reminds me fo the time I was handicapped and I rolled in the bathroom.

Attendant: Papertowel?

Peter: Sorry, my eyes see the porcelin and my brain is pulling the trigger!
***seeing the Urinals***

Peter thinking: Oh man, my brain is yelling "hike!", but my dingle is screaming "time out".

Attendant: Papertowel Sir?

Peter thinking: You bastards, so I get the stall and it is all the way at the end of the bathroom. With four Stalls between me and the JOHN....

Peter Still Thinking: I dont feel bad for getting the best parking spaces, I dont feel bad for getting the best parking spaces, I dont feel bad for getting the best parking spaces!

The Real Peter: Peter falls over in a deceptively deep yellow puddle in the mens room.

[Tobias]

Peter and Brian are shopping for a pet for Stewie.

Brian: How about a rabbit?

Peter: I don't know, I remember the last time I had a rabbit.

flashback to Peter as a child

Peter and his friends and are having a picnic, eating Trix cereal when a man walks up. He trips and his disguise falls off, revealing he's the Trix rabbit.

Peter: Silly rabbit, Trix are for-

Rabbit pulls a gun out and holds it to Peter's friend's head.

Rabbit: Give me the god damn cereal, NOW!

Peter hands over the box and slowly backs away...

[Conekiller]

<school explodes>


that made the whole thing


We can type ***** now? since when?!

Peter: hey, remeber the time We all sat around and watched TV

<Family sits on the couch watching TV, Peter sips some from beer, while Stewie yawns>

Peter: That was cool!

[panther3751]

Lois: "Why didn't you at least *say* something to her?"

Peter: "I don't know about that, Lois. You remember the last time I delt with more 'liberated' woman."

<flashback>

:: scene of Haruka and Micharu walking towards Peter ::

Peter: "Oh-ho! I get it. Does that make you, like, *kissing cousins*?"

Haruka: *SMACK!*

</flashback>


Peter: *laugh* "That was hot."

[BrotherBubbaD]

I'm not sure Lois, do you remember what happened last time I bacame the Manager for a dorm?

*Flashback*
*Peter is standing in a court*
Naru: Your Honor, I would like to place a restraining order on this man.
Judge: Why?
Naru: He is a-
*Peter breaks in*
Peter: They're just nipples, we all have them!
Naru: This man is a danger to all of those who reside at the Hinatasou!
Peter: No I'm not.
Naru: He always walks in during our Baths!
Peter: Did not.
Naru: Argh! Iron Punch!
*peter flies out a window*
*Flashback ends*
And that's how I became Superpope.

[Tobias]

Lois: "Peter, I can't take you to the opera with me."

Peter: "Aw, geez, Lois, why not? I need something to do tonight, otherwise I'm going to be stuck at home watching Will & Grace. Last time that happened, TIVO started to think I was gay."

Brian: "Peter, you don't know how to be quiet. Remember that time we went to that show taping?"

Cut to Dragonball Z, where Goku is talking.

Goku: "I must find the dragon balls!'

Sound of Peter laughing offscreen

Goku: "The dragon balls are the only thing-"

Sound of Peter laughing offscreen

Goku: "The dragon balls-"

Sound of Peter laughing offscreen

Goku:(now starting to get pissed) "The dragon ball-"

Peter continually laughing offscreen

Goku: "That's it!"

Goku launches an all out attack on Peter.