Hey!

[Danielle]

At this time, I have had the last post on every single toonzone board! Now how cool is that?

'Bout lukewarm. Sorry, I just had to post something. I ran out of decaf (think people...if I get hyper on decaf, imagine what would happen if I start having some real coffee! (just imagine that one scene in 'Roger Rabbit'.)

[Romanesque]

You need help. You know that. I'll be calling the big bald guys in white suits to come pick you up real soon. ;-)

Romey
--Not that much better, himself.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by the big bald guy in the white suit
You need help. You know that.

Do I? Do I know that? Ask me if I know Einstein's Theory of Relativity, I don't know that! Ask me if I know 'Great Expectations' by heart, I don't know that! SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT?!

Yes. I know that.

Oh, the big bald guy in the white suit didn't post that? It was...Romey? Oh. Sorry. I'm so confused...maybe it's because I drank TOO MUCH DECAF?!
Nah.

(hears door opening) Huh? Who's there?

Oh, come on! Those aren't white suits, those are pink-polka-dotted suits! Can't you tell the difference between aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


































































(BEEP)




We're terribly sorry, but Danielle is not available at this time. If you would like, you may visit her at the San Diego County Psychiatric Hospital from 2 P.M. to 5 P.M. We are sorry for the inconvenience.























"Sorry for the inconvenience". Yeah, right!

[Sharklady]

Egads, Danielle, you're getting as bad as Craig!

Which is *really* saying something.

[The Mad Hatter]

Ah, pointless threads... this place feels like home already.

[Nftnat]

It sure does, & I'm proud to say I re-started the pointless stuff; I even scooped Craig on that. Now if the boys in the band only knew when to post the Useless Facts.

I feel sorry for the Termite Terrace board; they haven't allowed any pointless posts there for a couple months now.

[DR. BELCH]

A long-distance request by NFTNAT:
Now if the boys in the band only knew when to post the Useless Facts.
Just name a topic, and I'll see what I can do. My brain is a charnel-house of knowledge.

ROMEY:
I'll be calling the big bald guys in white suits to come pick you up real soon.
Sorry, but there's been a couple of budget cuts in the last three months. We've had to downgrade to two guys with thinning hair in eggshell-colored coats. Another slash in funding and it'll be chimpanzees in slightly irregular beige jumpsuits.

[Nftnat]

Oh, it's up to me to pick the UF topics? I did not know that. And it's not that far from Texarkana to Memphis, even tho we are in different area codes. The entire western part of Arkansas switched from 501 to 870 years ago. But then, the Arkansas side of town switched zip codes a while back too. Just as well, people were thinking it was part of Texas.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Sorry, but there's been a couple of budget cuts in the last three months. We've had to downgrade to two guys with thinning hair in eggshell-colored coats. Another slash in funding and it'll be chimpanzees in slightly irregular beige jumpsuits.

No, polka-dot, polka-dot! Can't you people read?!

[Dante Bunny]

Danielle- smart, yet insane. She don't suffer from insanity, she enjoys it, and yet she is out of her mind. :confused: I like it!:) Danielle, how would you help me with my fan fic. I talking about. After all look what it got Angus Oblong, he's legally insane and he rules. :D We could rule the fan fiction!!!! (in Mandark's laugh) ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha. :eek: Wait a minute, bald guys with polk-dotted coats? That must be the work of my arch enemy, Mindhacker, one of the Mad Vulture Agents, who has sucking the knowledge out of everyone's minds, and Danielle is the latest victim. There isn't much time, I must save her, TO THE LABORATORY!!!!!!!!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by G.I. D'oh!
Danielle- smart, yet insane...That must be the work of my arch enemy, Mindhacker, one of the Mad Vulture Agents, who has sucking the knowledge out of everyone's minds, and Danielle is the latest victim. There isn't much time, I must save her, TO THE LABORATORY!!!!!!!!

No knowledge here. All I know is this .(Picks up a nearby spoon, licks the round part, and sticks it on her nose.) :q)

[Dante Bunny]

:(---- *Sob*, I was , *sob*, too late:( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, :mad: I will have my revenge, I will defeat Mindhacker and bring back the knowledge back to everyone, including Danielle.







.....So G.I. D'oh is went to the top secret lab and try to create the Super Sayian tansformer.

Computer, log on to the Super Sayian data base.

[Super Sayian Data Base is complete]

[Danielle]

Actually, that's all I've known for........erm........all my life, actually. I promise you, Mindhacker did not do anything to me.


Y'know what this is starting to sound like? A certain occurance that involved a certain Phantom Anviller.....
http://www.toonzone.net/cgi-bin/wbcbb/wwwthread.cgi?action=show&board=wbcbb.archive69&bnum=69&num=14263&bg=wbcbb.archive69

Ooh, they're gonna kill me for bringing that up again...

[Sharklady]

Ooooo, I missed this the first time around, probably because I was in Florida at the time.

That is indeed a vile misuse of cheesecake! Pehaps I sorta *did* do the deed, but no jury of cheesecake-lovers will ever convict me. So there!

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Danielle
Actually, that's all I've known for........erm........all my life, actually. I promise you, Mindhacker did not do anything to me.


Y'know what this is starting to sound like? A certain occurance that involved a certain Phantom Anviller.....
http://www.toonzone.net/cgi-bin/wbcbb/wwwthread.cgi?action=show&board=wbcbb.archive69&bnum=69&num=14263&bg=wbcbb.archive69

Ooh, they're gonna kill me for bringing that up again...

Nah, you're already anvilled, as are Craig & myself, altho Craig still suspects me as I kinda saw my anvil coming. (My money's still on Romey, or maybe Colin & Sharklady)

[Danielle]

But I said killed, not anvilled. I'm anvilled already, I just need to get killed. Or possibly malletted.

[DR. BELCH]

Sharklady:
That is indeed a vile misuse of cheesecake! Pehaps I sorta *did* do the deed, but no jury of cheesecake-lovers will ever convict me. So there!
It could've been worse--suppose it were fruitcake? I love the stuff, but a nice-sized block of it could probably fracture a skull or crack a rib.

Danielle:
I'm anvilled already, I just need to get killed. Or possibly malletted.
Or mulleted. That look could work for you! I know a local effeminate hairstylist named Mr. Rotch, first name Mike. I'll call his shop and see if his assistant can pull him to the phone.

No knowledge here. All I know is this. (Picks up a nearby spoon, licks the round part, and sticks it on her nose.)
As long as it doesn't go in your nose, or someone else's, carry on. One more infraction, however, and it's finger foods for all the inmates for six months. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/smily012.gif

[Sharklady]

> It could've been worse--suppose it were fruitcake? I love the stuff, but a nice-sized block of it could probably fracture a skull or crack a rib. <

But the fruitcake would probably substain no damage whatsoever.

Somebody's gotta look out for the world's more fragile desserts. So while I'm in the vicinity, nobody better be flinging any almond bavaroise around, either!

[Danielle]

Mmmmmmmm...almond bavaroise.........

Uh, what's almond bavaroise? Is that anything like almond cheesecake? ICK!

[Dante Bunny]

Have you try some of those Rocky Road cookies they're Da Bomb!!!


EEEEEEK! Ants!!!
EEEEEEEK! Icky, Icky Ants!!!!:eek:

(got my golf shoes) :mad: Say your prayers ants!!!

[Sharklady]

> Uh, what's almond bavaroise? Is that anything like almond cheesecake? ICK! <

*Ahem* Some of us question whether it's morally defensible to include the words "cheesecake" and 'ICK!" in the same sentence. ;)

But seriously folks: 'bavaroise' is the German (and hence more correct) name for 'Bavarian cream'- a type of mousse dessert created by folding whipped cream into liquid gelatin, spooning into a mold and chilling 'till firm.
The almond-flavored version happens to be my favorite, tho orange-flavored is also very good, esp. when served with dark chocolate sauce.

If any of you guys ever make it over to my place, I'll whip one up for you.

[Inque]

Originally posted by Sharklady

The almond-flavored version happens to be my favorite, tho orange-flavored is also very good, esp. when served with dark chocolate sauce.

mmm......dark chocolate :)

[DR. BELCH]

Sharklady:
...while I'm in the vicinity, nobody better be flinging any almond bavaroise around...!
Fling it? Lady, I can't even say it!

G.I. D'oh!:
EEEEEEK! Ants!!! EEEEEEEK! Icky, Icky Ants!!!!
[loud swallow] You mean those weren't poppy seeds on that cake?http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/tongue/flylicker.gif

As for dark chocolate, I just adore the ones in those bags of Hershey's minatures, but it seems there's not enough of a demand for a full-sized bar. Though I think baking chocolate is a whole different thing from Hershey's Dark...

[Sharklady]

Last I heard, the United States the food industry recognizes four classifications of chocolate:

1. Milk chocolate is at least ten percent 'chocolate liquor' (that's the raw flavoring pressed from cacao nibs), and has a high milk-solid content, giving it a mild, sweet flavor. Ex: Hershey's Kisses.

2. Semisweet or Dark chocolate is fifteen to thirty-five percent liquor. Ex: standard chocolate chips.

3. Bittersweet chocolate has a higher than thirty-five percent liquor content, and is so bitter it's used for baking more often than for eating. Ex: Scharffen Berger bars.

4. Baking, or unsweetened chocolate, is solid chocolate liquor. If there's anybody out there who eats this stuff plain, I've never met 'em.


BTW: In the US, candy manufacturers cannot legally label their products as 'white chocolate', since that confection contains no chocolate liquor at all.

[Narfpinky]

Originally posted by Sharklady
4. Baking, or unsweetened chocolate, is solid chocolate liquor. If there's anybody out there who eats this stuff plain, I've never met 'em.

Pleased to meet you. ;) I've tried eating it once, and formed the opinion: Baking chocolate = Wallboard gypsum.


Narfpinky

[Danielle]

Big words, big words everywhere! I can't escape them! AUGH!

But really, this started out as a useless post and ended off with two pages talking about baking chocolate.

Originally posted by Sharklady:
But seriously folks:

Nope, sorry! ;)


'bavaroise' is the German (and hence more correct) name for 'Bavarian cream'- a type of mousse dessert created by folding whipped cream into liquid gelatin, spooning into a mold and chilling 'till firm.

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh.
(pause)
Huh?

Originally posted by DR BELCH:
[loud swallow] You mean those weren't poppy seeds on that cake?

No, dear. Those were tiny little insects that look like poppy seeds. Do you see the difference?

Who here eats ants? I'll give you one guess........













































Well, not ME!

Originally posted in no random order by G.I. Doh!:
(got my golf shoes) Say your prayers ants!!!

You...you killed them. YOU MURDERER!!!!! Oh, those poor, defensless ants...HOW COULD YOU?! (starts sobbing uncontrolably) What? No I'm not! Who wrote that?!

Before I forget: I never ate unsweetened chocolate plain. I don't know if I like it or not. Just for reference.

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Narfpinky


Pleased to meet you. ;) I've tried eating it once, and formed the opinion: Baking chocolate = Wallboard gypsum.


Narfpinky

I submit certain selections from the Plucky Warner TTA Fanfic Beakazoid!:

BRAIN: Ye-es! My chemical creation nears completion!
PINKY: Is my fudge nearly ready, Brain?
BRAIN slaps his forehead and points to the beaker full of fudge sitting on the bench next to the impressive apparatus, cooling.
BRAIN (showing great restraint): Yes, Pinky, your fudge is nearly ready.
PINKY: Yippee!
BRAIN: Don't touch it yet, it has not yet cooled to an appropriate temperature for consumption.
PINKY: Oh, I'm not worried about that, as long as it's not too hot. Narf!

BEAKAZOID and FREAKAZOID charge towards BRAIN, who reaches behind himself and looks for something to disable the rapidly approaching heroes. His gaze falls upon the perfect weapon.
BRAIN: Eat hot fudge, Freakazoid and Beakazoid!
BRAIN tosses the still-hot fudge towards BEAKAZOID and FREAKAZOID. It splats in their faces and makes a sizzling noise. The duo double over in pain.
BEAKAZOID: Aaaaaaaah!
FREAKAZOID: Fudge.. burning... face.. must.. ooh, this tastes nice!
FREAKAZOID stands up, licking some of the fudge off his face.
FREAKAZOID: Is this Russian fudge?
BRAIN blinks in surprise.
BRAIN: Erm.. I think so, yes. Pinky?
PINKY, who looks a little angry at BRAIN for throwing his fudge away, nods.
FREAKAZOID: Could I get the recipe later?
PINKY: Okay. Poit.
FREAKAZOID: Thanks.
FREAKAZOID returns to writhing in pain.

...By this time, FREAKAZOID and BEAKAZOID have eaten the fudge from their faces.
BEAKAZOID: A little fudge won't stop us!
FREAKAZOID: It will slow us substantially, but it won't stop us!
BRAIN: But *this* will! Pinky! Pass me the syringe!
PINKY: Only if you promise to let me make some more fudge. Poit.
BRAIN (panicking): Okay! Okay! Just give me the syringe!

For more TTA Fanfic, remember it's http:members.aol.com/HKUriah/index.html or Eric42's Mirror Site which can be reached by going to the bottom of this page & clicking on the TTA logo. This has been a shameless plug.

...altho what would distinguish Russian fudge from other types, I dunno. But then, I'm not an aficionado of fudge. I love chocolate, & I can distinguish between Hershey's & Tootsie Roll, but I'm no expert.

[Dante Bunny]

Well I was about too, when my older brother has stopped me and explain how the ants are respectful. I thought it was icky, he got a machine and his ant farm and shunk us into the ant farm. My older brother almost got destroyed by the big bad ant, I was tryed to help but I didn't got any ideas until my little cousin sing that song to tame the big bad ant, and she saved us. Now I realized that ants are respectful. But don't let those ants get too comforable. >:)

Wow, thats how you make an evil simile

[Sharklady]

> ...altho what would distinguish Russian fudge from other types, I dunno. <

'Russian Fudge' is the kind that gets made in a great hurry. :D

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Sharklady
> ...altho what would distinguish Russian fudge from other types, I dunno. <

'Russian Fudge' is the kind that gets made in a great hurry. :D

Bolshoi! Quit russian me! And don't be again unsleeping me!

...I have lost case of baskets leaving many marbles.

...okkay, sort of.

[DR. BELCH]

I've heard of--and eaten--German chocolate, but never Russian fudge. Maybe it's called that because of a reddish hue, like Russian dressing.
Roman hands and Russian fingers, though--that's a whole other story.

NFTNAT: Bolshoi!
Ooooooh, Granny's gonna wash out your mouth with soap for that kind of language, Mr. Puddy Tat. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/other/11baby.gif

[Sharklady]

I have some familiarity with the different chocolates of Europe, because my Dad once made a tour of several European countries, and he brought back chocolate bars from each, for me to sample and compare.

The one from Russia was the least palatable of the lot- when broken it fragmented into splinters (a sure indication of insuffcient cocoa-butter), and had a vaguely burned flavor. The Hungarian and Yugoslavian* ones weren't much better.

The Swiss and French ones were fine, and the best of the bunch was (no surprise) from Belgium.

There's a pattern here which may help explain why the Soviet Bloc fell apart.


* This was in 1988.

[Nftnat]

Ooooooh, Granny's gonna wash out your mouth with soap for that kind of language, Mr. Puddy Tat. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/other/11baby.gif [/B][/QUOTE]

BRAIN: Not if the oaf gets to him first.
ELMYRA: And I willlll. I just loooove the kitty-head heads -
FURRBALL: MWROOORWRWRWWWRR!!!
ELMYRA: But if he has a nasty potty mouth I will wash it out with soap!