Funniest Family Guy moments

[Nabuca]

There are a million on the top of my head, of course everyone is going to say the Kool Aid Guy from the pilot. CN blew me away by picking up this show.
- Bill Cosby interviewing Stewie
- Tom Tucker interviewing Dustin Hoffman, using clips from different Hoffman movies. "Bring me Peter Pannnnnn!"
- Gumble To Gumble
- Black To The Future
- Peter imagines being president in the smoking episode, its hard to explain but is funny.
and a million more that I'll eventually remember

[JDuncan]

Peter's fight with the chicken.

[Masamune2052]

When William Shatner died and the RedShirt said 'Woah, didn't see that coming.'

[moreysurf8]

in the will wonka spoof where peter get's the "golden ticket" type thing. He's running home exactly like the movie and as he reaches the house he trips on stick. He sits there and says "SHHHH AHHHH,SHHH AHHH" for at least 10 seconds before they cut to commercial. That was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. It's much more funny in a visual sense. Then peter did the same thing later in the episode when he was kicked by one of the oompa-loompas.

Also in the ep where Peter can play piano when he is drunk. Stewie says "Play the Incredible Hulk theme" and Peter does and Stewie starts walking away backwards and hitchhiking exactly like the 70's tv show.

There are so many other funny moments that I can't remember cause I haven't seen the show in quite a while. Yay for Adult Swim!

[Majin_Megabyte]

Here all my fave moments from Family Guy

The Teletubble pardoy
The Kool aid guy breaking into the courtroom
Brian wins the Woody award during Brian does Hollywood
Peter Vs. Lois Vs.Meg Vs.Chris Vs.Brian Vs. Stewie fighting destorying almost the entire house.
Any joke pointed at Fox
The Scooby Doo Pardoy
Peter telling us that "Don't put money down Lapdancers thorats to Al Gore,and George W. Bush."
The entire joke telling us to smoke.
The entire drink until The Stature of Liberty strip joke.

[Haywood]

When Stewie was at the airport, and he wanted to call Louis, but he couldn't think of the number, and then he goes "Ah, yes 867-5309....wait, damn you Tommy Twotone!" And pretty much anything else he does. I don't know the episode, but it's when Peter isolated himself from everyone else, and at the dinner table he's in this glass box, eating his meal. He then lifts up one of his butt checks, and starts laughing, suggesting he farted. A few moments later, he starts sniffing, and then he claws at the glass trying to get out, and he eventually passes out. Its great cause the rest of the family completely ignores him, cause the glass box is sound proof. I'm sure there's funnier moments, but those are what I remember.

[TnAdct1]

Some of my memorable moments from the Family Guy:

-The Kool-Aid scene
-Homicide: Life on Sesame Street
-Peter's "The King and I" audition, where he sings the theme to Land of the Lost (complete with dinosaur growl)
-Peter on Survivor

Joe Klemm

[Pepperidge]

- Homicide: Life on Sesame Street

- "You, get me the Wallstreet Journal. You two... FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"

- Peter describes his favourite book from the bible

[JDuncan]

When Brian sank so deep into isolation and depression that he had memorized Leif Gerrit's(sp?) Behind the Music.

Edit: Instead of making more posts, I'll just add them to this one as they come to me.

When Chris witnessed a crime and went to identify the criminal in a line-up, Peter went to the police station looking for Chris. He went up to the criminal (who had just been pointed out by Chris) and told him he came to pick up Chris and gave him his picture with Chris's full name. address, and list of fears written on the back of it. Then the Griffin's were relocated down South. Very incompetent cops watched over the house, and when the guy came over to kill Chris, they gave him the address. Brilliant.

[Floydian Slip]

hmmm... nope can't think of one funny moment on family guy

[Majin_Megabyte]

Originally posted by Travis 3pB
hmmm... nope can't think of one funny moment on family guy

Okay, Why did you post in this thread then?

[Zim999]

I don't like this show very much, but I like the part where they turned Elroy Jetson into a grownup jerk.

[The Drizzle]

Originally posted by Majin_Megabyte
Okay, Why did you post in this thread then?

He posted here because he secretly enjoys Family Guy.

[Zyzzybalubah]

I can't remember why, but it was pretty funny when the whole family was beating up on each other.

Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street, Already Mentioned But it was so Funny "Bert, you're yelling!"

The live action scenes.

There are so many funny things, but it's hard for me to remember them all because it's been so long since i've seen the show.

I know this one isn't really a Family Guy moment, but on the recent Simpsons Tree House of Horrors, when all the Homer clones were being made, I thought it was hillarious that Peter Griffith came out.

[DoubleNeg]

Peter not being able to die. And making money off of it. "If I jump off the sears tower and live, you have to pay me 10 grand" "ok" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH Thump, give me the money" "Wow, ok!"

Just the fact that his freinds are tottally unfazed by the fact that he did die, doing all these dumb stunts. Then of course, telling the biker he looks like richard simmons.

[HomeMoviesFan]

Does anyone remember that a FG episode had Stevie going through a metal detector at an airport with some weapons and at the ends says something like "I hope Osama Bin Laden doesn't like '(I can't think of the song title)'". Then, when they reran it, obviously after 9/11, they edited that scene extremely to where it was almost not shown? I thought that was worth mentioning...

...another thing is when Lois became a stewardess and Peter gets on flights free. And soon enough he makes a little fort in the plane and keeps demanding surface. One of the funnier episodes made, but I don't know if CN will air it because of many, many terrorist refrences...

[Vekou]

Originally posted by moreysurf8
in the will wonka spoof where peter get's the "golden ticket" type thing. He's running home exactly like the movie and as he reaches the house he trips on stick. He sits there and says "SHHHH AHHHH,SHHH AHHH" for at least 10 seconds before they cut to commercial. That was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. It's much more funny in a visual sense. Then peter did the same thing later in the episode when he was kicked by one of the oompa-loompas.
That's it.

[Mr.Glass]

Unquestionably the Bert and Ernie Homicide Life on Sesame Street.

Not only was that the funniest of the series, that may have very well been the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.

[Disco Pete]

Originally posted by Mr_Vegeta
Originally posted by Majin_Megabyte
Okay, Why did you post in this thread then? He posted here because he secretly enjoys Family Guy.
He posted here because he secretly enjoys Family Guy.

It's OK, it's not that bad;
it's time to COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! :D

I'M A MAN!
I'M A FAMILY GUY FAN!
GET USED TO IT!:cool:

Oh, one of my fave moments was "The King and I", and just about ANY Stewie moment, even though my favorite character is Brian.

[hs232]

The funniest moment was when Chris was playing with this ball and paddle and Peter comes in and gives him some porno and takes the paddle. Then when he walks out of the room he still hears the banging noise.

[Supreme]

"Can't Touch Me"

"Let's hope Osama Bin Laden doesn't
know any show tunes."

[Andy Mancini]

"There is only one way to solve this, Lois! With a race around the world!" (Peter is then seen outside of their kitchen window in a biplane.)

[eek!]

Hmmm, Chinese Finger Cuffs.
And
Coke-head Brian and his bloody-nosed, butt-cheek flashing, *ahem* lady friend.

[TheArtist2MT]

Originally posted by hs232
The funniest moment was when Chris was playing with this ball and paddle and Peter comes in and gives him some porno and takes the paddle. Then when he walks out of the room he still hears the banging noise.

Hear, hear!
Definitely one of the funniest moments I can remember :p

[skite]

its hard to remember it correctly but ill try i liked it when peter had to be death and he was on the plane and meet the ppl from dawson's creek i think and he accidentally touches them so like they die and then he makes the plane crash on accident (if i was wrong about something then ok i havent seen the show in a while) :moon2:

[mjsmith]

One I remembered the most is from the Y2K episode ending, which is the live-action spoof of the infamous shower scene from "Dallas", where Bobby found out to be alive and the entire season was a dream. Have me laughing! Haven't seen it since!!! :p

[RedTail]

Peter: Well, well... Look who came crawling back.
Friend: Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?

The Billionaire Poker Game scene was great too!

- RedTail

[Tobias]

Peter: "It's a beautiful day, isn't it Mr. Sun?"

Sun: "Everyday's a beautiful day with two scoops of raisins!"

Then the sun drops two scoops of humongous raisins all over the neighborhood, crushing someone's car.


Lois: I'm making cinnamon buns.

Pokes Pillsbury Dough Boy in the chest

Dough Boy: "Nothing says lovin' like (Lois rolls the pin over him) Hey, what the hell are you doing you crazy bi-"

[DianaGohan]

In the episode where Lois and Peter were running for board members on the school committee, there was a running joke about a live audiance being in the neighborhood. The really funny part was when Stewie was singing about how he missed Lois, the Audiance went "Awwww" and then Stewie said "That's it!" and took a gun out of nowhere and started shooting the entire audiance.

In the Y2K episode, when that crazy guy in the Chicken suit is telling Peter about Y2K, Peter goes "Nooooo!" and then we see him walking to the Trick Rabbit saying "Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for kids. (Walking away) Damn longhears, trying to take easter away from the Jewish" or something like that. I had that episode on tape, but the tape kind of broke down.

In the Viewer Mail two episode, they had the segment called the Super Griffins. At the beginning of the segment, they had Peter and Brian watching The Count from Seasme Street. Peter then asks Brian that since the Count's a vampire, did they ever see him sucking out people's blood and drinking it. Brian says that hasn't even happened. That would be a perfect promo for that episode.

There are more, but I can't think of any. I'll edit my post if I do think of any more.

[Moridin]

In the episode where Peter angers god and it starts raining frogs, he says, "I'll take care of this, I read about it in a book." Brian's response: "Are you sure it was 'a book'? Are you sure it wasn't 'nothing'?" (I use this a lot).

In the Spring Break episode, it shows the outside of Hooters, with a priest and a rabbi walking in with one saying to the other, "Hey, have you heard the joke about us?"

Same episode, Stewie is playing pictionary with another family at the house, and the dad keeps guessing "Jackal". After time is up, Stewie explodes, "It wasn't right the first time, why the hell would it be right the next 10 times?!! God!!!"

"European Rode Show" has tons of great scenes: in the hash shop, Stewie: "I'd love to continue this blather, but I don't speak 'freaka'". After knocking the Pope off the balcony, he corners them and commands God to "Smite them!". After nothing happens, "Oh... he's a'cookin' a'somethin' up."

The Navy dance routine in the episode where Peter has a near-death experience. "Brilliantly choreographed!" "That's your tax-dollars at work."

There are really too many to list. Every episode has tons of great but tiny scenes, I could go on for a long time. So I'll stop now :)

[Scatha_the_Worm]

How about when Peter notices the peculiar shape of his chin and says "How'd you guys get up there?". Then he pulls off his chin and stuffs it in his pants. I also loved the ongoing feud between the anchors on the Quahog news.

[Tobias]

How about when Peter is jealous of Chris's size . He buys an extremely long sports car and starts pulling in and out of a train tunnel.

[Majin_Megabyte]

I got couple more funny moments.

Peter and Brian putting cold water on some sleeping pregent teenagers,and the teenagers give brith to pre mature babies.

Peter's qoute when he was in the rehab pool "I'm also addicted to boobies hehehehehe!"

[Cinos]

Stewie: You! Cut my eggs. You! Cut my sausage. You! Cut my milk.
Butler: I can't sir, it's a liquid.
Stewie: Blast! Freeze it, then cut it!

Also:
Brian: Peter! The next plauge is death of the first born son!
Peter: Stewie!
Brian: Your first born son.
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter: Chris!

And
Peter: There's only one way to solve this- Russian Roulette. I'll go First! No, wait, YOU go first.

[Solitude1]

I've got some:

-when stewie is asked about his email address and he says it's loismustdie@yahoo.com

-when the tv reporters are reporting a breakdown in television. this means that they are not on and no one's listening to them. the male reporter starts screaming he's Jesus and wants to get hookers and then asks the female reporter how she feels. She says she just dosen't like black people. then the cameraman says that they are still on in Houston. (I laughed my a** off for a good 20 min. In fact I'm laughing right now :D )

I'll think of some more, just give me a minute.

[candy17]

Funniest moment for me was when Peter was shown as Huck Finn with this black guy and the black guy yells at him for calling him "N-word Jim".

And the one where the cable goes out in Quahog. In the first instance, Tom says that he's Jesus and he's going to get drunk and beat up midgets while Diane confesses that she doesn't like black people (and the cameraman says they're on the air in Boston). The second instance was when Tom offers to give Diane a spanking. Diane comments on how Tom's wife wouldn't like it, but Tom calls his wife a frigid old cow and goes to give Diane a spanking until the cameraman says they're back on the air in Quahog.

Now I know FOX does some off-color stuff (In Living Color and Married...With Children come to mind) but this was just... :eek:

[Jethro_McB]

- Peter falls down and scrapes his knee on the sidewalk. I've timed it - I think it's about 20 seconds of non-stop "Ahh...sssss...ahhhh....sssss...ahhh..."

- (Peter and Brian are eating breakfast.)
Peter: "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-bits! It says 'Ooooooo.'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

- (Peter and Lois are both running for a seat on the school board, and have begun fighting in their front yard. Peter has compared Lois' nose to a triangular sandwhich he has.)
Peter: I'm gonna EAT your NOSE...(he proceedes to eat the sandwhich, very slowly, and flashes the half-chewed goo in his mouth at her every few seconds.)

- Peter on the Dating Game. The woman asks the contestants - if she were ice cream, how would they eat her? The first two swingin' bachellors make very, very suggestive comments (i.e., "I'd take you back to my place and give you my special 'whipped topping,'") Peter says "Well, I would try to eat you real fast, before I got flaccid."

And of course: The Chicken Fight from the episode "Da Boom." My friend told me about this for years, and I never believed it happened...until a few months ago when I saw it online. Quite possibly the funniest scene in the series, Peter doesn't want to take a coupon from a guy dressed in a chicken suit due to a "bad history" of situations like that. We are treated to a three-to-four minute flashback where Peter fights a GIANT CHICKEN because he gave him a bad coupon at the grocery store. Genius.

[Tobias]

Stewie playing with a Sesame Street phone

"Give me the code, Ernie, I've already dispatched Mr. Hooper, there are six armed guards stationed around Big Bird's nest and as for Linda... well, it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?"

Ernie: Can you count to three?

"Of course. Pulls out laser ONE! TWO! THREE! Look at me, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level."

[DianaGohan]

We are treated to a three-to-four minute flashback where Peter fights a GIANT CHICKEN because he gave him a bad coupon at the grocery store.

Actually, it's more like two minutes. But that's just nitpicking. Anyway, here are some of my other favorite moments.

In the pilot episode, where Peter and Brian are throwing money away in a football stadium during the Superbowl, FOX shoots them down. What's funny is that you can see the sign "Just one Fox" followed by "Just one gun".

During the fishing episode, where that old guy creates a show about the legendary fish and a giant cat for Nickoldeon. They then show you a clip of the show. The really funny part is that would beat out about 80% of the shows ACTUALLY on Nickolodeon.

Also in that episode, the guys are talking about who they would have liked to scored with before they died. Quagmire anewers Hanson, and Peter tells him they're guys. Quagmire then keeps shouting out "Oh god! Oh god!".

[Tobias]

Another funny moment happens when Peter's looking for a new job and is interviewing with a new boss.

Boss: What do you see yourself doing in five years?

Peter (thinking): Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife. (out loud) Doing your... son...

[James]

Attempting to ignore the Squid in the first season. I love the shows surreal elements. And all those overlong awkward pauses.. top!

[Solitude1]

I've remembered some more:

-when Peter & the family go to a Jewish synagogue and start seeing recognizable people:

Peter: Hey look there's Bill Nye the science guy. And look there's half of Lenny Kravits.(Literally there is just a half body of Lenny Kravits)

Peter: Oh my god. Optimus Prime is Jewish.

(Optimus Prime comes in and transforms while putting on a small Jewish hat) :D

[candy17]

Originally posted by Solitude1
I've remembered some more:

-when Peter & the family go to a Jewish synagogue and start seeing recognizable people:

Peter: Hey look there's Bill Nye the science guy. And look there's half of Lenny Kravits.(Literally there is just a half body of Lenny Kravits)

Peter: Oh my god. Optimus Prime is Jewish.

(Optimus Prime comes in and transforms while putting on a small Jewish hat) :D

Was this on "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein"? I've never seen that episode because it was banned for Jewish jokes and stereotypes. Does anyone think CN will be really daring and air it or chicken out and ban it? I mean, if they aired The Finkel Files and several episodes of shows with religious references and jokes, what's to stop them from airing this?

[Solitude1]

Yes it was. My friend gave me some episodes that he downloaded on a cd.

[Beat]

The MC hammer parody when Peter started his own country.

[SonGokou316]

It would have to be the one where Peter dreamt of becoming the Six Million Dollar Man.

Surgeon: "We can rebuild him, but I don't want to spend too much on him."

Peter starts running through a field with a plunger and a garbage can for legs, a rake for a right arm, and a monacle on his left eye.

[SonGokou316]

It's coming back to me. In the beginning of an episode where the family watches a Mintos commercial where they reenact Abe Lincoln's assassination in Ford's Theatre and you see John Wilkes Booth eating a Mintos before making the kill. Next thing you know, he shoots Lincoln but misses him because of the height of his top hat and both reconcile. Lois says that the commercial can give people bad ideas. Suddenly, Peter gets up and acts like a zombie saying "Must kill Clinton."

[Skynet2029]

Stewe when he is talking to the front lady at the airport at the ticket counter going: "... Id like a windows seat and an onboard happymeal ..BUT NO PICKLES :mad: oh god help you if i find pickles!"

[Spastic Minnow]

I can't remember what was said anymore (and it's driving me nuts) but I remember LMAO at the eulogy Stewie gave Brian's freeze-dried mother when they buried her.

It was something about her being a good table and then some highly innapropriate bible quote.

[candy17]

Originally posted by SonGokou316
It's coming back to me. In the beginning of an episode where the family watches a Mintos commercial where they reenact Abe Lincoln's assassination in Ford's Theatre and you see John Wilkes Booth eating a Mintos before making the kill. Next thing you know, he shoots Lincoln but misses him because of the height of his top hat and both reconcile. Lois says that the commercial can give people bad ideas. Suddenly, Peter gets up and acts like a zombie saying "Must kill Clinton."

I remember that one and Lois said that the commercial made no sense (or was it Meg?).

[fishtripper]

i like when peter saves the naked guy and peter is invited over to thetre house and they find out that they r nudist and peters daughter falls in love with the boy. and at the end when peter and his family embrace the nudist way. and they r playing the game and peter is shaking his croch in her face (sorry if it is confusing i have not seen it in a while)

[Zorak Masaki]

The Mr Rogers assasination:

"How ironic,,Rogers,,it almost rhymes with ELIMINATE!"
Others:
Stewie singing Rocketman
Brian chasing the gravy train
"FOOTBALL!"
"Hick A Do La"
the bootleg video dealer in saudi arabia selling "American Friend i have lost my car but we are still alive thank allah"

[Sacos]

My fav moment was in the Stewie and Brian travelling around the world ep when they go to Germany and ride the tour bus:

Brian: Excuse me but your guide book has a gap from 1939 to 1945 in it. What about World War II
Tour Guide: We were all out of the country at the time! No one was home!
Brian: But what about the invasion of Austria?
Tour Guide: We were invited! Cake was served.

[Tobias]

When Hanson's bus breaks down in front of the house:

Taylor Hanson: Can we use your phone?

Peter: Oh my god, it's the children of the corn!

Then he pulls out a shotgun and starts firing, to Meg's horror.

[eek!]

1) The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
2) To the Pope Mobile!
3) When Peter's father is living with the family and tells Chris that god doesn't approve of what he does in the bathroom so poor dumb Chris is too scared to take an es aych eye tea. hehe, he was in pain.

man there are so many damn funny bits to this show. i just can't wait til it airs. and i forgot some of those that you kids posted. i'm trying hard not to wake people up by laughing aloud. funny ****.

eek!

[VahnRPG]

none, the entire show is stupid...like ripping friends & aqua teen hunger force...and the oddballs...and the non-squiggle vision Home Movies

[Jethro_McB]

Originally posted by Spastic Minnow
I can't remember what was said anymore (and it's driving me nuts) but I remember LMAO at the eulogy Stewie gave Brian's freeze-dried mother when they buried her.

It was something about her being a good table and then some highly innapropriate bible quote.

Okay, the episode is "Road to Rhode Island," and if I remember correctly, this scripture was something like this:

"And God said unto Cain, 'You have slain your brother Abel.' Cain then spoke unto God, 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak up. Talk into the microphone.' And God said 'Oh dear, I thought I had this...hang on a second. Okay, check, check, one two, one two, check, check..."

[SonGokou316]

The one where Peter and his family were attending Lois's mother's wake. When they were there, Peter picked up her mother's corpse right out of the casket and started dancing with it.

Also, the time where Peter tells of when he visited the Planet of the Apes and cracked a joke before being executed:

Peter: "How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in and the rest to throw crap at each other." :D

[Tobias]

When Peter becomes an ultra feminist, his friends take him to the Million Man March to make him a real man again:

Peter (about men in general): It's because of you men that this country is gone right down the crapper!

The next shot is an above head shot of Peter being chased through the city by every man there.

[Opaque]

"I've never had a spanish chick before, OLE!"

[Tobias]

While at church, Peter gets into an argument with another guy.

Peter: Blasphemy!

Peter tosses holy water at the guy, who starts screaming that it burns. Cut to a teacher sitting in his classroom somewhere.

Teacher: Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

[AVianes]

It was a flashback sequence where Peter as a young boy is at a museum and he asks the tour guide why did the dinosaurs become extinct and the tour guide says because you touch yourself at night.


sorry about spelling

[TnAdct1]

Another funny moment from the Family Guy:

The episode where Peter becomes ultra-feminist: Peter trying to breast-feed Stewie himself.

Joe Klemm

[Tim Vee]

-In the episode where Peter found out his ancestor was black, there was a subplot where Stewie wanted to harness the mind control powers of cheerleaders (don't ask). He ties up the head cheerleader in the Men's restroom and takes her place during a basketball game. At the end of the episode, Quagmire walks into the stall with the bound-and-gagged head cheerleader. He stares for a moment, then says: "Dear Diary... JACKPOT!"

Laughed for about 10 minutes after that one... :D

-"There's a little girl stuck in that well, and noone can reach that far! Except for that guy, but he's helping an old lady tickle a midget in a tree (Shows a guy with freakishly long arms tickling the midget)."
-Peter joins the Cavity Creeps
-The Peppermint Patty/Marcy cameo
-Elroy Jetson, Former Child Star
-All the bits Mayor Adam West and Death
-Too many others to name...

[Manhunter]

-"The Scooby-Doo Murder Mysteries"

- Mafia Leader: You come to me, and ask me to kill a man i do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this.......Count Chocula?

Cap'n Crunch: Because that Son of A ***** has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!.........With all respect.

-Lois: Oh, I'm a terrible mother!
Stewie: Ha! I've got it all on tape. (takes out tape recorder and pushes play)
Stewie's voice on tape:OK, OK, this is me interviewing Ed Sullivan. How are we doing today Mr. Sullivan? Well, Stewie, we have a really big show. OK, OK, and now a word from our sponsors. (Stewie quickly shuts off tape.)
Stewie: I was, I was making radio shows for fun. Everyone does it, at least everyone I know...SHUT UP!

-Cop: You got the stuff?
Perp: Where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money!
Cop: No, no. You don't see the money till I see the stuff.
Stewie: Oh, for God's sake! There's only one way to end this nuisance! HE'S WEARING A WIRE!


-Stewie: "Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"

-Peter: Since I became president, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.
Alyssa Milano: What kind of cheap shot!? Joel!
Joel: I'm suing, I'm suing, I'm on it, I'm on it.

[Tobias]

-Meg's Friend (To Lois): Wow, you're just like Martha Stewart!

Loise: Oh, no, I'm really quite nice once you get to know me.

- Stewie singing "Rocketman"

- Stewie teething:

Tooth #1: I claim this mouth in the name of... Incisor.

Tooth #2: I think not!

#1: (gasp) Bicuspid!Have at you!

#2: On Guard!

(after struggling but not moving)

#2: Well, shall we bite the tongue then?

[BrotherBubbaD]

I like the episode that had something to do with tax exemptions.

[candy17]

Originally posted by Sacos
My fav moment was in the Stewie and Brian travelling around the world ep when they go to Germany and ride the tour bus:

Brian: Excuse me but your guide book has a gap from 1939 to 1945 in it. What about World War II
Tour Guide: We were all out of the country at the time! No one was home!
Brian: But what about the invasion of Austria?
Tour Guide: We were invited! Cake was served.

I think this was how the original scene went:

Tour Guide: Any questions?
Brian: Uh, yeah. There doesn't seem to be any history between 1939 and 1945. It's just a big gap.
Tour Guide (quickly): Everyone was on vacation. (continues with tour): To your left there was the first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian: Whoa, whoa, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited! Punch was served. Check with Poland.
Brian: But you can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour Guide: Nope, nope, he went there to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen, that's presposterous...
Tour Guide (angrily): I will hear no more insinuations about the German people! Nothing bad happened! (starts yelling like Hitler; long silence)
Brian: Uh, is that a beer hall.
Tour Guide (calm again): Oh, yes. Munich was renown for its historic beer halls.

I also like three other scenes from that episode:

-The part where Kiss sings "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" after Lois tries to sing.

-The part where Stewie and Brian are high in the Dutch cafe.

-The part where Stewie finds out the truth about that TV show he liked (I think it's called "Happy Farm")

All of those scenes had me rolling!

[SonGokou316]

It had to be the one where they show the Irish, having an advanced civilization in the past and suddenly when beer is invented, everyone gets drunk and their society plunges to stupidity. :dexter:

[Tobias]

When Lois fights the Krypton villains during a bar fight, and puts them back in that little glass window that goes flying back into space.

[Manhunter]

When Lois fights the Krypton villains during a bar fight, and puts them back in that little glass window that goes flying back into space.

"Krypton sucks."

[The Landstander]

Hmm...normally bringing back threads isn't a good idea, but in this case (with Family Guy actually on AS now) would it be appropiate? Well, obviously its the mod's call.

If I might add, I'd say the Peter vs. Chicken fight from "Da Boom" was one of the funniest things...ever.

[Zim_Zany9000]

The clip where They show George Jetson and Astro on the outside treadmill, then somehow George finally gets inside and cusses out jane in front of the kids...

haha.. that was pretty funny... :murphy:

[Cinos]

Star wars Laser Eye surgery:

Luke: Ok, I'm just gonna make an incision here...
Obi-wan: Use the fource, Luke.
Luke: Are you sure, cause-
Obi-wan: Use the, use the fource.
Luke: OK.
*Lightsaber hovers,stabs woman in the eye*
Luke: Are you happy now?
Obi-wan: I'm never happy

[The Dork Knight]

The Cheerios Scene
Peter's trip to the desert with Wile E. Coyote
The scenes with Adam West
Captain Kirk on Star Trek

- The Dork Knight

[David Lucas]

Well, I just said it on the Family Guy Week 3 thread. But I'll say it here too.

Ted Turner: I'd like to announce I've given the a gift the whole world can appreciate....I've colorized the moon.

[Captin "Hank" Murphy]

The Walt Disney Skit(that was just so outragious, I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder why Disney never sued them for it.)

[Nin-Nin69]

The Dick Van Dike Show opening
Hick a Do La
Peter breast feeding Stewie
George Jetson yelling at Jane
Black to the Future
"Because he puts Skippy in my lunch"
The Breakfast Club
Trix Rabbit Scene
Raisin Bran scene
Optimus Prime is Jewish
JFK Pez
Peter in real life
Peter turning into Mickey Mouse
Twinkie the Kid on A&E Bio
Spiderman saving Peter
"I'm sorry, but you need 15 tickets to live."
Chris ****** in his room while his father took his toy
The Evil Monkey in Chris' closet
Conjunction Junction Sex Ed
Robocop Hall Monitor
Walt Disney drawing Minnie Mouse
Walking onto the Flinstone's set
Big Bird in NYC
Scooby Doo
Speed Racer
Taxi w/ Jacky Chan
Peter hitting the Road Runner
Peter telling off the people at the Million Man march
Peter getting the relationship therapy videos which were actually porn movies
Fat Albert getting the boat
Peter meeting everyone at the entrance to Funworld
All the Hitler jokes
Peter eating chips while hiding from the Nazi's
Kool Aid "Oh Yea!"
Peter and his father doing Sanford and Son
Alphabet Soup
The Extermanators
Everything with Fred Rogers
Everything with Adam West
Peter attacking the Lemonade Stand
Chris being called a Fat Kid by the S&S security and Hotel security
Ann B. Davis News Cameo
when Quagmire is hitting on women
Big Fat Paulie getting shot
The British drive by taunting
Peter w/ Luke Perry by the pool
Albert Einstein killing God
Peter talking about Cheezy Charlies

[Corrado]

The Kool-Aid Man cameo.

The Cheerios gag.

"NOOOOO! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."

"Holy crap, you can talk."

Peter as a cavity.

[Jackie Chun]

It's hard to say which ones are the Funniest since they are all make me laugh so much but the Kool-Aid Man scene is near the top of my list.

[Der Captain]

Brian working at Hickory Farms: "Would you like a taste of my smoked beef log?"

[Cactusjack1999]

-The part where Stewie finds out the truth about that TV show he liked (I think it's called "Happy Farm")




Acctually it was a BBC program called "Jolly Time Farm"

Hilarious stuff. None the less

I have to say the episode with the leafers ("Me likey bouncy. Me likey bouncy") is my favorite episode by far along with Fan Letters.

[Thundercleese]

Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class...
Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Then I tried sculpting...
Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Then I tried music...
Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?



Hilarious scene!!

[Peter Puppy]

The Pet Rock's accident

Peter's experience with drugs (It's so real)!

Stewie's reaction when in the girl's locker room

[Edward the IV]

-in one ep. at the ending everything was in the future and there was this teacher showing a tape (or something) of the ep and one student said "Okay, so, I don't get it, does the family know the baby can talk?" or something close to it but it was hilarious.

-the trix rabbit scene.

-peter fighting the chicken

-the ep where stewie went on the cheerleading squad and he looked at the mirror and said he was fat then walked up to the toilet and threw up.(i forgot what it was called :o) i was laughing for 10 min.

[The_Caucasian]

The Adam West taffy-eating scene is hilarious!
"I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. MMM .. AHHH ..... MMM....AHH....Lick...MMM"

Adam West period.

The episode where Peter becomes a fisherman and the rival fisherman licks his finger and touches his butt, making the steam sound. Peter then grabs the man's hand and says "No, no! Hot!"

Funny stuff my friends.