"Yo' Mama" Jokes

[Daniel P]

Remember those "Yo' Mama" jokes from middle school? They just popped into my mind today, and some of them were pretty witty insults. But of course, for every witty one, there were three stupid ones. Which ones do you remember?

- Yo' Mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
- Yo' Mama's so fat, she can't fit through a door!
- Yo' Mama's so fat, she has her own zip code.
- Yo' Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.
- Yo' Mama's so fat, the last time she saw 9021 was on a bathroom scale.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

I'll let it go for now, but I'm not so sure this thread is a good idea.

[czyznyck99]

Just name the thread "Insults you would never say in front of a mother."

I learned a looooong time ago that it is unwise to spill jokes about mothers, because all it took was for my mother to hear one. As Tazz would say, "Here comes the Pain."

Later.

[Jedigreedo]

Originally posted by dacp3
Remember those "Yo' Mama" jokes from middle school?

Remember how annoying they were even then? :D

[The Dork Knight]

I already did a thread about this a few months ago. No offense, but this is gonna get locked up.

- The Dork Knight

[Floydian Slip]

meh, i found something better. whenever someone says something that you can even somewhat find some sexual inuendo in, simply say "that's what your mom said last night"
example:
person: "god that's huge"
me: "that's what your mom said last night"

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Originally posted by The Dork Knight
I already did a thread about this a few months ago. No offense, but this is gonna get locked up.

- The Dork Knight

Oh yeah, I remember that now.

Sorry guys...ain't happening again.