It's time for another "Caption This"

[Cartman]

http://www.teemings.com/shorts/disney/years/1946/graphics/martinsandthecoys.jpg

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

CAPTION: Apparently in today's world of love, the hunt for the perfect man is not all that it use to be...
...
What 'toon is that from, Cartman?

[Cartman]

It's from the first segment of Make Mine Music, "The Martins and the Coys." It was deleted from MMM when released on video and DVD last summer.

[Brandon Pierce]

Man: "I love you, Gun...."

[kiddiesunshine]

narrator- GEEZ, LADY! IF YOU WANTED A DATE, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK!

[SloppyMoe]

Girl : "Ah reckon this here telly-kinetic power over candy hearts yo' have is reason enuff fo' me to blast yer haid clean off'n yer fool shoulders, Billy Bob, a-fore yer evil spraids further an' makes all the milk cows go dry!"

[Mibbitmaker]

CAPTION:

Billy-Bob had an unusual afliction: He only fell in love with women who were about to kill him.