Chat with a sexy girl

[Calhoun07]

Hey, guys, ever wonder what that cute girl you're talking to really looks like? Well, here is one possibility:

http://www.cow.org/jokes/Chat_Room.jpg

warning: it's funny, but kinda disturbing!

[Patrick Bateman]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

OH... MY... GOD. That is quite scary, especially for guys who try to meet girls online. :p (Thank god my girlfriend actually IS a cute girl!!! :) )



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[Calhoun07]

LOL...Is that a Star Trek phaser on the guys wall??:confused: :D

[Patrick Bateman]

Looks more like an attachment for a garden hose. :p



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[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

No offense, Cal, but I hope this thread gets deleted! :p

[Calhoun07]

Originally posted by Good Ol' Batmanuel!
No offense, Cal, but I hope this thread gets deleted! :p

I contemplated posting it, but since it actually contains no real nudity (at least frontal) and we've seen worse, even on TV (well maybe not worse in terms of that much body weight!), and considering how hard I was laughing when I first saw it, I opted for the laugh!

But if it REALLY bothers people, I could just post a link to the image with a cautionary warning. I just wouldn't know what to put in the warning! "Warning: fat person ahead!"??

[Jedigreedo]

Originally posted by Calhoun07
LOL...Is that a Star Trek phaser on the guys wall??:confused: :D

Fortunately, no.


It's really funny that you posted this because last night I watched Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, and the Shadow on USA and they have tons of those stupid talk with a girl commercials.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Originally posted by Calhoun07
But if it REALLY bothers people, I could just post a link to the image with a cautionary warning. I just wouldn't know what to put in the warning! "Warning: fat person ahead!"??
Ha! It's a funny picture in a "wacky Calhoun07 thread" kinda way, but...stank! :eek: What would be a good warning? Hmm... "Have some eye soap handy!"? ;) (Good ol' Ned Flanders! :D)

P.S. I just noticed that you have a warning now. I like mine better. Heh heh.

[Calhoun07]

Well, after a certain situation on the Entertainment Board with a link that I posted that took people to inappropriate material :( :eek:, I am playing it safe now!!!

[Galaxia]

oh....my.....DAD. IT FRELLIN' BURNS!!!!

**stares at the wall covered in Jimmy Fallon pictures.......for the next 8 hours**

[Meson]

wow at least I know my girlfriend is a woman. Where did you find that.... thing.

[TimTwoFace]

Hey! Get my picture off this thread THIS INSTANT!

*FUMING*

-Tim

:D

[sCoRpiO]

oh...my..god..
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dark Spider]

I must ask, how many of you people clicked on the thread, just because it said "Chat with a cute girl"?

[Outlander00]

LOL!!!! :D

Good thing my girlfriend is actually a girl :p

I must ask, how many of you people clicked on the thread, just because it said "Chat with a cute girl"?

I have to admit... I was curious, but was also expecting something like that from Calhoun (his Avatar suits him SO well :p)

[Watermelon]

*Faints*

Ow. That...was...OMG...

0
zap@zbzoom.net

[Ajax]

*Washes his eyes with Holy Water* Thats a lot better, now I can't see. :D

[Evil Dr. Reef]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[czyznyck99]

...And some people wonder why I'm never on AIM.

Later.

[JohnCrichton]

*pukes!*

[James]

I was about to chastise you for mocking a girl's looks, but, erm, I now see why you put it up...

Not a pleasant sight - made worse by sitting naked in front of the computer (a song by Faith No More in fact - TriviaSJJ).. not sure why, but it seems more inappropriate than any other image I can conjure...

[Calhoun07]

Originally posted by SJJ
Not a pleasant sight - made worse by sitting naked in front of the computer

Some how I see him thinking about a Homer Simpson quote in that pic: "No restrictive waist line" when Homer ballooned up to a mammoth size just to collect disability and stay home all day and wore a big toga and did away with his pants.

[Zach Logan]

Interesting...

[BLACKHEART]

The beauty of the internet where everyone is on People's 50 most sexy people of the year list.

However in recent years as more and more people flood the internet the ratio of beauty to beast is increasing and the net may no longer be a refuge for the unwanted and outcasts.

And to continue Homer quotes

Did you know they had the internet on computers now?

[Ms. Kitty]

AAAAAAH!!!!!!! MY FRICK'N EYES!!!! :eek: :(

[Chris Sanders MSX]

I saw a real boob. :D

[Defector]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[ToonamiFanatic]

thats so disgusting.

[ZorBrak]

DUDE CAL....THAT'S SICK!..I knew it would be somthing like this but that was...NOT COOL! GROSS!

[Opaque]

Your a horrible person for making me look at that... horribly hilarious... but none the less... gross

[Jowy Blight]

W-What was that THING supposed to be? :eek:

[Moonbay]

*screen breaks* 0.0.....

The sad thing is, my inoccent brother was peeking over my shoulder when I opened that. May he rest in peace. (:D :D :D :D )

[FavreFactor]

Nasty. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[The Detective]

:eek: AAAA COVERS EYES! My monitor is broken! The glasss is cracked! MY MIND IS FOREVER SCARRED!

[Theking]

I am so scarred.

I may not be able to write another line of code for the rest of the day.

TheKing

[Sandro]

Looking at that picture is a good reason for me to rip out my eyeballs.

[zimbach]

How long do you think it will be before someone uses that picture as their avatar image?

[Watermelon]

Originally posted by zimbach
How long do you think it will be before someone uses that picture as their avatar image?

Uhhh...never.

That pic is so 'freakin disturbing I'm starting to smell it. :eek:

[Theking]

Originally posted by 0
Uhhh...never.

That pic is so 'freakin disturbing I'm starting to smell it. :eek:

I think you may be wrong about that.

Some one will.

TheKing

[Calhoun07]

Don't give anybody any ideas!!!