Caption this featuring Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny

[Cartman]

http://yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Relatives/1001-Tales-04.JPG

[Sveven Dvorking]

Asian man: You were supposed to guard the area.
Yosemite Sam: I did as good as I should.
Asian man: It's into the crocodile pit with you!
Bugs Bunny: I'm getting outta here, before I get involved.

[L00nE2n]

Bugs: Y'know, Sam, it couldn't kill YOU to open a book

[DR. BELCH]

JUNIOR: Daddy! My tutor's got a girlie magazine stashed between the pages of his algebra textbook!"
SULTAN SAM: Iz'zat so? Well, I guess I'm gonna hafta...er...uh...officially confisgate that there mathey-matical book....[lewdly chuckles]

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

ASIAN MAN: I am the wisest man in all the land; and if ya gotta dispute, which you obviously have, you come to me. Now what's the problem between you two...?