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Anarky
12-08-2002, 03:43 AM
2 Van Goughs were stolen from the Van Gough Art Museum in Amsterdam. This following a gem heist just a few days before. Sounds like a case for the Bat.

Such daring robberies, the norm in this genre, but truly spectacular in reality.

The paintings were said to have no market value because they are not for sale. I wonder if they were stolen to be fenced...or if this was an inside job.

What if the museum had become old hat, attendance figures were dropping. What better way to scare up some interest than by staging a robbery. And what if those paintings were recovered. I'm certain the museum would be overwhelmed with eager collector's wanting to own those paintings. Collectors love to own items that have a history. What they're really buying is a story...and to be part of that story.

The job itself wasn't very spectacular. Thieves used a stepladder, smashed a window, and made off with the paintings. Very crude...but effective. The police repsonded about 10 minutes after the alarm had sounded but the perps were long gone. I guess we're used to reading about museums having electric grids and infrared spycams...and guards at every post.

Ed Liu
12-08-2002, 12:40 PM
Howdy,

Originally posted by Anarky
I guess we're used to reading about museums having electric grids and infrared spycams...and guards at every post.

Nah, you only get those when the art in question is some ancient book or mask that has an Evil Demon Conqueror in it. Over 61% of museum expenditures usually go to the Evil Demon Conqueror Conservation and Wrangling Department. Not surprisingly, they require a lot of care in handling.

Actually, my wife has worked for various museums for more than five years, now, so the cat burglar scenes in museums make her laugh as hard as most computer programming sequences make me laugh.

-- Ed/Ace

Salvor
12-08-2002, 02:48 PM
Not to sound annoying but the name is Van Gogh... I mean, he's one of the best painters of the last 2 centuries so he's woth my annoying you ;)

TimTwoFace
12-09-2002, 01:19 AM
Hey all, I'm just moving this to the Cafe as this doesn't really have anything to do with Batman, Superman, or their cohorts on this board.

...unless, of course, Catwoman did it or something. :)

-Tim

Good Ol' Batmanuel!
12-09-2002, 01:38 AM
This thread reminds me of something Emo Philips said. "I was at the museum the other day and under a Van Gogh, it said 'loaned anonymously.' So, I went to the reception desk and said 'It's me...I'd like it back now.'" :p