Farting noises and pranks.

[sharpei_nat]

I am a prank fanatic! I absolutely LOVE pranks. Ok, so I go into a bathroom at my local grocery store and make those fake farting noises in one of the stalls (I can actually make them realistic), and I could hear a little kid, I guess was waiting for their mom to finish, say/whisper, ewww... I come out and point to a random occupied stall and say, man! she's stinky whoo! ok, so that's dumb, I've had better ones. share some of your pranks or give me new Ideas. I especially need ones to do on friends.

[Calhoun07]

One time, when I was in college, I had a pizza oven and I had to clean it out, and there was this tray you pull out from the bottom with crumbs and burned, crusty cheese and meat and all, and some of the droppings from the pizzas were dark and greasy, so I smeared a little bit of it on each toilet seats in the dormotory bathroom. NOBODY wanted to go to the bathroom, because it was so dark and the way it smeared on the back of the toilet seat, it really did look like what I intended it to look like. One particular neat freak went in there and came out, unable to use the bathroom, and declared that there was somebody evil living in the dorm.

I pulled a lot of fun pranks in that dorm that will go down in history. Another fun one was when we had this dorm supervisor that we hated and he was intent on getting everybody out of bed like at 7am. Well, you can imagine how successful he was. He realized that there was this bell on the floor our rooms were, and old bell used sometime in the past for what I don't know, but it was like one of those school bells. He found the switch for it somewhere downstairs, got it turned back on, and decided he was going to ring that damn bell in the morning to wake everybody up.

As you can imagine, this wasn't flying well with us boys in the dorm. And me, the meddler and the type of person who doesn't sit back and let injustices like this happen in the world, stole the bell. Yup, I removed it from the wall and threw it up in the attic.

Earlier that same morning, I wanted to fool the dorm supervisor into thinking I was still in bed when he came around to wake us up, so that morning that I took the bell down, I had stuffed a pair of my pants and a shirt full of other clothes, put my slippers at the end of my pants, and put this stuffed dummy in my bed, pulling the cover up over where my head would be. I went to class and forgot about it.

That afternoon, after the dummy was in my bed and the bell was stolen and hidden away from the dormsupervisor, I went with a buddy of mine to Best Buy after class. When I got back to the dorm, I found out the supervisor went on a rampage, getting everybody out of their dorms, and interrogated everybody about what happened to the bell. Nobody else knew what happened to it (well, there was an eye witness to my rebellion, but since he hated the bell and the supervisor too, my secret was safe). And what was really funny (and makes this such a great prank against the supervisor) was when my room mate told me that when the dorm supervisor came to our room, he saw what looked like me in bed and said, "Jeff, Jeff, get up Jeff!" and when I didn't get up, he yelled it again, "GET UP JEFF!" and he reached out to shake my leg, but when he grabbed my slipper, if fell off and he realized it was a dummy in bed. "Very funny," he mumbled.

By the time I got back to the dorm, the inquisition was over, the bell had not turned up, and it never did turn back up the entire time he was our dorm supervisor, nor did he ever ask me about it to my face. I know he knows I took it down, since I vocalized my objections to it when he planned to get it working.

And in coda to this tale, he moved away at the end of the year and was going to have the school forward his belongings once he got to his new home out of state. I found the box of his belongings in the storage closet, there waiting for his call with his address so it could be shipped along to him. I reached up into the attic space, found the bell, and took the tape off the box, and threw the bell in there, and resealed the box up. I can only imagine the look on his face when he opened that box of his belongings and found that bell in there.

[Thundercleese]

I like pranks too. I walked in a funeral home and pretended to have a heart attack. I think thas was a little mean, but nothing compared to what my bro did. He parked in front of a church and turned his Eminem CD REAL loud with the windows down. The song was "Criminal" too. It was so funny.

[Kuja's Light]

That's a good one Calhoun. But I don't pranks either. But I still like it.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Superglue coins to the floor in the school hallways. (just don't get caught, you might get written up for vandelism :D ) Use some Spirit Foam (http://www.spiritfoam.com/) on the principal's car! (also, don't get caught) Unplug the keyboards in the computer lab and plug them into the machine next door! Mix instant pudding and Coca Cola together, and dump it in the toilet. Shrink wrap the principal's car! (again, don't get caught) Park a staff member's car in front of the school doors. Unscrew the pipe that sticks out of the back of the toilet just a little, so that whenever someone flushes, Old Faithful appears. Too much fun. :D

[Calhoun07]

Oh, I got another good one, and EVIL one, for you pranksters to try out. Take some ketchup packets, BE SURE YOU ARE NOT SEEN, and go into a bathroom (any public one will do, but preferably not in a clothing store) and fold the ketchup packets in half, and stick them under the toilet seat. When somebody sits down...SQUIRT ...They will have ketchup all over their legs/pants. And I repeat rule number two: BE SURE YOU ARE NOT SEEN!

[ZorBrak]

Here's a nasty one, by one of those 50 cent brownies with the fudge and nuts on top. Roll it into a stick, and the fun will begin :p. I threw one on a freshman table last year during lunch it was a riot!

[sharpei_nat]

Calhoun, you evil genious!!! I'm gonna do that next time I go to the mall! I just wish I could see their faces when it happens. Oh well...