quotes

[bUttErflygEmz91]

hey people if u have any good quotes out there please tell me them or if u have AOL or AOL instant messenger, IM me on Mcmari519 and tell me them

thanx,
Meg

[Artemis]

NASDAQ went up 20% today or something like that. Or did it go down? I guess I'd paid more attention to stock quotes if I actually had stock. :p

[Moonbay]

"To dream of the person we would like to be is a waste of the person we are."

"Love is like a butterfly. If you chase it, it will flutter away. But if you ignore it, it will land on your shoulder."

Don't steal, the government hates competition.'

Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is a "M" and
an "E".

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to
slam a revolving door.

As you slide down the bannister of life, remember
me as a splinter along the way.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get
along so well is because they share a common enemy.

[Barb Gordon]

"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dreamed things that never were and say why not"

"laugh it up, fuzzball"

~Barb

[meatwad945]

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[RogueMartian]

"Goodbye, Remember me as I am...FILLED WITH MURDEROUS RAGE!!!"

[Discloner]

"For every action there is an Equal and Opposite Goverment Program!" -unknown


I always loved this one.

[Outlander00]

- Screw the dog, beware of owner

- Friends don't let aliens drink foreign beer

- (away message on ICQ) I am sleeping, wake me up when the world is about to come to an end.

- Theres always room for J. Lo

- Clothes should be able to wash themselves. The world would be a much better place.

- If we are naked under our clothes, are our clothes naked without us?

- (away message on ICQ) Take a number, there are others before you wanting to bother the hell out of me.

- If you're not a girl, not yet a woman... Are you then a transvesite?

[gtracer72]

"You mean, theres a black Stormy?"- Stormy, Sealab 2021

"Its like a Koala crapped a rainbow in my brain."- Captain Hank Murphy, Sealab 2021

"I bet you lymph nodes are as big as cats!"- Captain Hank Murphy, Sealab 2021

"I wanna be Miss America."- Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom

"If your standing on a hot highway, your looking to get on cool grass."- Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom

"I do yell at my children and I don't know how to stop."- Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Hey, Steve......I Like Pizza! ~Multiplicity

We're gonna eat a dolphin! ~Multiplicity

This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. ~Shrek

Pacha: What happened?
Old Guy: Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove.
Pacha: What?
Old Guy: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life! His pattern of behaviour! I threw it off, and the Emperor had me thrown out the window!
Pacha: Oh, really, I'm supposed to see him today...
Old Guy: DON'T THROW OFF HIS GROOVE!
Pacha: Oh, okay...
Old Guy: Beware the groove...
Pacha: Hey, are you going to be all right?
Old Guy: Groove... ~The Emperor's New groove

[Dark Vicious]

"The money will go to the victims of Balconey Collapse"
"We Can Wipe Out BC In Our Lifetime"
"I don't care about BC I care about M E -My Enjoyment"

[cross blues]

"I'm busy and you're ugly, have a nice day!"