Depth Charge
10-11-2002, 03:07 PM
Now this is an interesting scenerio, if you were to die tomorrow, how would you want to be "prepaired for afterlife" so to say. Why, you could be cremated, be put in an urn or have your ashes scattered across some place that you love. Or you could be put in a casket and be put in a large hole. (Or your body could do something strange like move when you hear music, but let us ignore the Weekend at Bernies scenerio >.<)
What if I was to tell you that your remains could be turned into a "girl's best friend" ? You know, as Shirley Bassey sang in the James Bond song, you could be made into something that could last forever. YES, robbers could use you to cut glass... hehehe... in science fiction films, you could be an essential part of a big-time laser cannon......
*puts down stick, stops beating round the bush*
I'm talking about turning yourself into a DIAMOND . Yes my friends. The new way to preserve your love ones. A DIAMOND . I have proof...
www.lifegems.com (http://)
Not just humans, pets too. Diamonds people.
I'm going to do it when i die. And i want an egyptian priest to put a curse on me.. (and when a robber takes it, death to him, lights out in the town of Cairo, and dogs bark in London at same time) Hey, it worked for Tutankhamen!!!
So, what do you guys think?
(oh, want the lyrics to the bond song Diamonds are forever... here (http://wso.williams.edu:8000/~mhacker/Bond/lyrics/diamonds.html)... good song, listening to it now)www.lifegems.com (http://www.lifegems.com)
What if I was to tell you that your remains could be turned into a "girl's best friend" ? You know, as Shirley Bassey sang in the James Bond song, you could be made into something that could last forever. YES, robbers could use you to cut glass... hehehe... in science fiction films, you could be an essential part of a big-time laser cannon......
*puts down stick, stops beating round the bush*
I'm talking about turning yourself into a DIAMOND . Yes my friends. The new way to preserve your love ones. A DIAMOND . I have proof...
www.lifegems.com (http://)
Not just humans, pets too. Diamonds people.
I'm going to do it when i die. And i want an egyptian priest to put a curse on me.. (and when a robber takes it, death to him, lights out in the town of Cairo, and dogs bark in London at same time) Hey, it worked for Tutankhamen!!!
So, what do you guys think?
(oh, want the lyrics to the bond song Diamonds are forever... here (http://wso.williams.edu:8000/~mhacker/Bond/lyrics/diamonds.html)... good song, listening to it now)www.lifegems.com (http://www.lifegems.com)