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10-07-2002, 11:46 PM
This is the full constitution of the AFF. Please sign below if agreed. And all members of the AFF are kindly asked to bump this on occasion especially keep this alive during other party’s meetings.
Introduction
We the AFF hold the belief that all armadillos are our leaders and our mentors. Armadillos as the strongest and smartest creatures in the history of our planet will guide us through tough times and struggles. We believe someday armadillos will destroy the fascist and murder John Stewart to bring order to the galaxy. We will give armadillos in hot dry weather a cool glass of lemonade and ones in snowy climates a warm blanket. Any discrimination of armadillos based on race, color, religion, or sex will not be tolerated. Any betraying or harming of an armadillo will be considered the worst of crimes and will receive capital punishment. Remember that armadillos invented TV and the internet.
1st Amendment You have the the right to a free cofee pot, a luxury water bed, and to fly kites indoors. You also have the right insult a giraffe and challenge a mod to a game of hop skotch.
2nd Amendment You have the right to dance in German class and kick a moderator out of your signature. Although if you do they may take away your bathroom privliges. You also have the right to all the tulips that are planted the second Sunday each month.
3rd Amendment You have the right to imprision a tree but not a flower. You have the right to steal nuclears weapons, rodents, and fishing bate. You must hate all other political parties and have the right to refuse to make love with Luigi if he doesn't want to take birth control pills.
4th Amendment At no times will latin gerbals be tolerated. If one is brought to a meeting you will no longer have a place in the AFF. But if the desire to bring a Czechoslovakian guinea pig arises you can bring them if you sacrifice Emilio Estevez.
5th Amendment Raping another member will not be allowed. Tampons will be distributed at noon every day. You are allowed to give a koala a muffin but if he eats it you will be considered a con. Badmouthing of Enya will not be tolerated and we will not be held responsible for any paper cuts.
6th Amendment Old fads much make a comeback and become bigger than ever before. Anyone not helping out with this cause will be shot with nerf guns. And Homer Simpson's life will always be valued over your rock collection.
7th Amendment If you meet someone that doesn't know you well you will tell them your assistant principal is named Mr./Ms./Mrs. Furryfinkle. And always adopt animals that were too obese for the zoo. You will not receive your poptart until you rescue the estatic silly putty from the blue lagoon.
8th Amendment Whenever talking about Waldo he will be your little buddy. He may be hard to find but he has feelings too and a cat named Vladmier. Never help pick up litter and remember sometimes the only way to get rid of peer pressure is to give into it.
9th Amendment You will play the air sax to Kenny G whenever you are on, can see, or have contact with a bowflex. Cheer on the Mighty Ducks and don't be jelous when the trash man pets your neibor's racoon. Whoever orgasms while playing Superman 64 will get a free nickel and a soundproof party hat.
10th Amendment Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. And remember to respect Grandpa and don't call him by his first name.
Pledge
We the AFF will follow the armadillo through rain and snow
We will order them an enchorito at the Taco Bell Drive through window
We will pour ketchup on the bastards wearing armadillo fur
And hit a home run further than Larry Walker
We will run and jump and sing just like the great might poo
And watch the fascist calmly sip on tiger penis stew
And even though Santa doesn't have a little sis
Everyone will wish all armadillos a very merry Christmas
Introduction
We the AFF hold the belief that all armadillos are our leaders and our mentors. Armadillos as the strongest and smartest creatures in the history of our planet will guide us through tough times and struggles. We believe someday armadillos will destroy the fascist and murder John Stewart to bring order to the galaxy. We will give armadillos in hot dry weather a cool glass of lemonade and ones in snowy climates a warm blanket. Any discrimination of armadillos based on race, color, religion, or sex will not be tolerated. Any betraying or harming of an armadillo will be considered the worst of crimes and will receive capital punishment. Remember that armadillos invented TV and the internet.
1st Amendment You have the the right to a free cofee pot, a luxury water bed, and to fly kites indoors. You also have the right insult a giraffe and challenge a mod to a game of hop skotch.
2nd Amendment You have the right to dance in German class and kick a moderator out of your signature. Although if you do they may take away your bathroom privliges. You also have the right to all the tulips that are planted the second Sunday each month.
3rd Amendment You have the right to imprision a tree but not a flower. You have the right to steal nuclears weapons, rodents, and fishing bate. You must hate all other political parties and have the right to refuse to make love with Luigi if he doesn't want to take birth control pills.
4th Amendment At no times will latin gerbals be tolerated. If one is brought to a meeting you will no longer have a place in the AFF. But if the desire to bring a Czechoslovakian guinea pig arises you can bring them if you sacrifice Emilio Estevez.
5th Amendment Raping another member will not be allowed. Tampons will be distributed at noon every day. You are allowed to give a koala a muffin but if he eats it you will be considered a con. Badmouthing of Enya will not be tolerated and we will not be held responsible for any paper cuts.
6th Amendment Old fads much make a comeback and become bigger than ever before. Anyone not helping out with this cause will be shot with nerf guns. And Homer Simpson's life will always be valued over your rock collection.
7th Amendment If you meet someone that doesn't know you well you will tell them your assistant principal is named Mr./Ms./Mrs. Furryfinkle. And always adopt animals that were too obese for the zoo. You will not receive your poptart until you rescue the estatic silly putty from the blue lagoon.
8th Amendment Whenever talking about Waldo he will be your little buddy. He may be hard to find but he has feelings too and a cat named Vladmier. Never help pick up litter and remember sometimes the only way to get rid of peer pressure is to give into it.
9th Amendment You will play the air sax to Kenny G whenever you are on, can see, or have contact with a bowflex. Cheer on the Mighty Ducks and don't be jelous when the trash man pets your neibor's racoon. Whoever orgasms while playing Superman 64 will get a free nickel and a soundproof party hat.
10th Amendment Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. And remember to respect Grandpa and don't call him by his first name.
Pledge
We the AFF will follow the armadillo through rain and snow
We will order them an enchorito at the Taco Bell Drive through window
We will pour ketchup on the bastards wearing armadillo fur
And hit a home run further than Larry Walker
We will run and jump and sing just like the great might poo
And watch the fascist calmly sip on tiger penis stew
And even though Santa doesn't have a little sis
Everyone will wish all armadillos a very merry Christmas