Air Port Security and Transformers

[BLACKHEART]

The following is a list of all the things you cannot take on to an airplane with you. Pay attention to the second to last item

Ammunition
Automatic weapons
Axes
Baseball bats
BB guns
Billy clubs
Blackjacks
Blasting caps
Bows and arrows
Box cutters
Brass knuckles
Bull whips
Cattle prods
Compressed air guns
Corkscrews
Cricket bats
Crow bars
Disabling chemicals or gases
Dynamite
Fire extinguishers
Flare pistols
Golf clubs
Gun lighters
Gunpowder
Hammers
Hand grenades
Hatchets
Hockey sticks
Hunting knives
Ice axe/Ice pick
Knives (any length)
Kubatons
Large, heavy tools (such as wrenches, pliers, etc.)
Mace
Martial arts devices
Meat cleavers
Metal scissors with pointed tips
Numchucks (nunchaku)
Pellet guns
Pen knives
Pepper spray
Pistols
Plastic explosives
Pool cues
Portable power drills
Portable power saws
Razor blades (not in a cartridge)
Religious knives
Replica weapons
Revolvers
Rifles
Road flares
SCUBA knives
Sabers
Screwdrivers
Shot guns
Ski poles
Spear guns
Starter pistols
Straight razors
Stun guns/shocking devices
Swords
Tear gas
Throwing stars
Toy transformer robots (this toy forms a toy gun)
Toy weapons

Didn't Megatron come out in 1984?

[Bob...SpongeBob]

Wow...guess I can't bring my TransFormers everywhere I go...
Really, can a fake gun hurt you? Or is it real fictional pain? :p

[James]

LMAO! That is so amusing. Wedged in between throwing stars and toy guns. Excellent and so beautifully silly. Perhaps there is a real Transformer threat to the US...

[VashTheStampede]

No throwing stars!!!! That is outrageous how do they expect me to carry out my Ninja operations.

[Weatherman]

Hmmm, guess I won't be wearing any kind of cosplay costume on an airplane anytime soon. Wonder what they think of really big fake swords.

[JustJack]

Has anyone seen 12 Monkey's? That movie seems so outdated now..... :rolleyes:

Darn, and I so do looove to take Disabling chemicals and gases with me on my business trips.....

[BLACKHEART]

Bob...Spongebob... That is for you to decied fact or fiction on the next Beyond Belief

Jack I don't see anything with Brad Pitt in it

[Elven Moon]

You mean I can't bring my numchucks or powersaws along with me? Darn :p

[JohnCrichton]

Whatta they mean I can't bring handgrenades onto an airplane?!?!?!

What is this? Russia!? :mad:

or

"There on to us!", reaches into bag, throws toy gun that transforms into a giant robot! "Let's get out of here Megatron!"

"Aw man!" says an exassperated Megatron.

[Sandro]

Well, if you think about it, a lot of the items on that list make sense. Very few of those items I see as non-threatening.

What is this? Russia!?

Sounds more like Eastern Europe during the Cold War to me. :D

[BLACKHEART]

Who am I going to kill with Megatron?

[Galaxia]

No meat cleavers either? Guess that means I can't make steaks & pork chops for the other passengers on the plane :rolleyes: :D

[BLACKHEART]

That list doesn't say anything about forks does it? Think of the damage I could do with a fork :)