Teachers....

[Mackenzie Rainelle]

This isn't your typical gripe about teachers thread, I want to know what the funniest thing you ever saw happen to a teacher.

Mine:
I have Mr. Cunningham for Modern History (which is actually Twentieth Century Warfare, since that's what we mainly study), and his room's a little odd. The door has no handle, inside or out, it locks from both sides automatically if closed, and the school owns no key to it at ALL. So Laura and I are heading to class yesterday, and the door's closed. Nothing we can do about that really, so we wait. Then we hear a scratching noise from inside the room and notice the flash of a flannel shirt in the little window by the door. Mr. Cunningham's locked in! Meanwhile, the rest of the class has gathered outside the door, and the bell's about to ring. Some of the smartasses start yelling stupid suggestions to our teacher, and the odd scratching noise continues. Just as one student leans down next to the door to figure out what the noise is, the door bursts open, nailing him upside the head. Mr. Cunningham had been picking the lock to the door from the inside and had kicked it open. ^^;;; The student (who had been knocked unconcious by the door) was carried down to the school nurse by some of the guys and given ice, and class went on as planned.

[Bob...SpongeBob]

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wow. May I say that that tops any of the wierd, dysfunctional stuff that happens at my school. :rolleyes: :p Can I ask why you need to kick down a door if you already picked the lock? :D

[Mackenzie Rainelle]

It was stuck. X3

[Bob...SpongeBob]

yea...that'll do it...

At least none of your teachers pre-sign their detention slips, or threaten students in the lunchroom, or write stupid detentions...

[Mackenzie Rainelle]

Actually, you just described Dr. Condrey, whom all the students in my school DESPISE.

[Calhoun07]

I had a teacher in jr high, I forget his name right now, who suffered from clausterphobia, and would wet his pants...literally wet his pants...in an enclosed room. ANY enclosed room. Dude has major issues. Of course, mean bratty students would shut the door on him from time to time. He always had pairs of pants in the closet in the event this happened. He usually kept the windows all open, but of course in the winter, he couldn't do that, nor when it rained. It was kinda sad and I hope now the guy got major therapy, but it was sure funny when you were in jr high!

[Zero Signal]

Back when I was a junior, my girlfriend of the time and I were out really late on a Saturday night, and as we were trying to hurry and get her back home we drove by the strip club. The door was wide open and our math teacher Mr. Guinee was coming out with like 2 of his friends and 3 girls. So we slowed way down and honked at him, rolled down the windows, smiled & waved. He saw us, and tried to turn around to go back inside but was so drunk he fell out into the parking lot. I got laughing so hard I ran up on the curb and nearly wrecked. But for the last half of the school year, we didn't have to do any work in class and got B+. I just wonder if his wife ever found out.

[Weatherman]

Heh, I had one teacher in HS who was just this side of sane. He was the only German teacher for the northern half of the county, and he had a massive number of years in the system so he could get away with anything short of outright murder. We had some fun times watching some really interesting movies in that class. :D:D:D:D

[Magentabeams]

Way back in 7th grade, our class had this math teacher that we hated. Everyday, we would lock the door so he couldn't get in. Once he figured our trick out he, would rant and rave for teh entire class. So, as revenge this on him, the next day a boy put laxitives in his coffee, 1st peroid. By the time our class got their (6th peoid) he was running to the restroom every 10 min. It wouldn't be funny if you didn't know what a jerk this guy was.
Oh, once in Home Ec. a group put, pubic hair in cookie dough and when the cookies were baked the teacher ate one and was like,"Mmmm... This is a great cookie!" I thought I was going to throw up, it was so gross. I don't think she ever found out what the majority of the class was laughing at. :p

Sarahanne

[Gyro]

My math teacher has fallen asleep twice already. That class is so cool... I can't believe I just said that about math.

[Moonbay]

Wow, pretty interesting teachers! =D

Well, I don't have those kind of teachers, sadly. :p But I remember my 6th grade teacher remembered that his old teacher would use chalkboard & chalk. His hands were usually covered with chalk. Once he wen't to the bathroom, and came back to the class with a big handprint of chalk on his dark pants.... and it was on a spot that nobody really wanted to stare at....

:p

[jeffrey 228]

Well about my teachers at my high school, they can get nasty angry at times and plus I were to hate if you cussed at them, because they can suspend you pretty quickly.