Favorite AS Quotes.

[Ayame]

I'm bored so I figured I'd start a thread. Anyways, what are some quotes and other stuff from Adult Swim shows that you like? I don't pay too much attention to every word said on tv although there are some lines from Cowboy Bebop I like.

[JDuncan]

Amish Dave:My butter churn, its gestohlen.

Oglethorpe: Those buttons are red, you'll kill us all. Whose birthday is it, someone gets a spanking.

Carl:This cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin' like the fricken' sun. So i put two and two together there heh, and I decided that your pissin' me off.

Dad:Life is not about eating, it is about the little mouse, and his voyage to an exciting new land.

Thundercleese:Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life forms to monitor their ongoing decay.

Inignoc:Some would say that the earth is our moon, but that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon.

Tad Ghostal:I will put anything that is given to me in my mouth, whether its supposed to go there or not, because I'm different.

Meatwad:I don't want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill someone, in front of there own mama, to get a ten-speed. And if anyone testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

Kevin French:Put down the imaginary knife before you pretend to hurt yourself.

Inignoc:Your third dimension.
Frylock:What about it?
I:Nothing it's cute, we have 5.
Err:Thousand.
I:Yes, 5000.
F:Well, I only see 2.
I:That sounds like a personal problem.

Master Shake:When did you get a cloner, answer me! No, clone me, and answer my clone.

Hesh:One year older, one year wiser, rock-and-roll star, king, czar, anachaiser. A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake, every present is for you and it feels pretty great. Your the man of the hour, the V.I.P. You get the first slice, of the p-i-e. So blow out the candles, and make a wish. Put a smile on, it's your birthday *****.
Everyone:Go robot, it's your birthday, go robot, it's your birhday.

Meatwad: Do what now?

Cpt. Murphy:See, by day he's a chopper pilot, but by night he fights crime...as a werewolf.

Cpt. Murphy:It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes...with a 40-watt bulb...and there are icing packets...but the secret ingredient is love...dammit.

Cpt. Murphy: You are expendable, that oven is not.

French Guy: It was like a return to the womb. I was absorbed by mother ocean, in all her wondrous glory.
Quinn:What is he gibbering about?
Stormy:I don't know, it's French, It's crap.
FG:The sea is a symphony of colors, and yet there is danger at every turn. She is a feirce and fickle mistress.

Inignoc: We do whatever we want, whenever we want, at all times.

Stormy:It is imperitive we be given preference over these mendicants.

Meatwad:Everybody's mad at me because they die or get hurt.

Brak: Tomorrow is the day of the carnival of feet. There'll be feet there and feet, and don't forget the feet! I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else, at the one and only carnival of feet!

Brak: All the wonders of the sea will be served up hot to me. Baked or broiled or lightly bred, just the thought makes me lightheaded.

Cpt. Murphy: Marco, hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out, or play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here sir, trying to keep a trillion dollar research station running smoothly.
Cpt. Murphy: Ooh fun, I'll be the mummy.

Master Shake: I should not walk, so a child may live.

Andy French: Horny McWhackwhack

Beard Guy: When old man hit me I got, my think, a concussion. So now cause remember I can't fix stuff. I gotta lay down back, 'cause our concussion had me sleepy.

Meatwad:Shoot, I don't listen to that kiddie crap anymore, I'm kickin' the adult jams now. See? Check it. MC Pee Pants doesn't just want candy now, thats childish. He needs it, and when you need something thats a responsibility that only an adult, of my maturity...BUNNIES!!!

Brendan:That's horrible.
Melissa:I think it's alternative
Jason:Yeah, it's an alternative to good.

Brendan: Don't kill children, don't run 'em over. Let 'em live their lives, let 'em get older. Don't kill children, don't run 'em over. Let 'em live their lives, let 'em get older. Brendan Small, he didn't do anything wrong. He was just riding his bike. They tried to take his life.

Dwayne: Don't put marbles in your nose, put them in there, do not put them in there.

Brak: Like I always say, nothing livens up a robotic hymn of doom, than an amazing pair of jugs.

Kevin French: Please no ham-touching miss.

Marco: No no no no no no no. Absoludemente no. If I have to be a five-feet nothing, Hesh can't be a tiger.
Cpt. Murphy:You're not the boss of tiger-bot Hesh.
M:Then he has to live in a robot zoo. Hear that Hesh, the zoo, hah.
Hesh:Then Hesh will stay human.
Sparks: Don't expect any mercy in the great robot wars.
H:Yeah, well have fun on the robot reservation, suckers. We're not gonna honor those bogus treaties. Hesh, will see you, in hel-
S:He's right, they will screw us.

Hesh:I wanna be a henchman too. Hesh wants metal teeth. Hesh'll bite anything. He'll bite that, he'll bite this.
Marco: Don't bite the main circuit Hesh.
H: (screaming). It hurts back.

Cpt. Murphy:Great job sparks. You broke the monitor and your dead, happy now?

Cpt. Murphy:Shut up mailbox head. It's cupcake time, and you know what the say, "When you want something yummy,"
French Guy:"Put a happy cake in your tummy."

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV: Lunkhead, lunkhead, lunkhead.

Cpt. Murphy: I don't know if I want to live a thousand years, even as an Adrienne Bearbou-bot...with hard nipples.

Bald Guy: Knockin' those robot boots!

(black) Debbie:Can anyone tell me what the internet was, and how it almost destroyed mankind in the year 2007?

Fred Flinstone: Your dead to me, can-opener!

Marco:I have the strength of a bear, who has the strength of two bears.

Melissa:Brendan, we have to talk. It's about your mother.
Brendan:You mean like "yo mama"?

Birdman: I'll take the case!

Judge Mightor: Hello?

[Zoraka]

"We sold pot.Holders.Made of hemp." "NEATO! Ill bring a boxed lunch!"


"Thats a lightswitch."

[JDuncan]

...OF TOTAL DEVESTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mad Scientist]

Originally posted by jdoggg

Hesh:One year older, one year wiser, rock-and-roll star, king, czar, anachaiser. A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake, every present is for you and it feels pretty great. Your the man of the hour, the V.I.P. You get the first slice, of the p-i-e. So blow out the candles, and make a wish. Put a smile on, it's your birthday *****.
Everyone:Go robot, it's your birthday, go robot, it's your birhday.

Seriously, you're a bunch of [bleep]holes. It's not even my birthday.

[cronomorph]

My favorite quotes come from Meatwad:

"Master Shake told me there was a carnival in the freezer, but it wasn't a carnival it was a damn freezer. And I got mushed against a chicken, and I got freezer burn."

"You know I require a popsicle every 15 minutes. Didn't you get the memo?"

[Jethro_McB]

"Damn that kid and his ******baggery!" - Andy French

"Yeah, why don't I just wear a sign around my neck that says 'I am a ****** bag.'" - Andy French

Notice a trend? ;)

"Dig it." - Master Loo

"Earth, Wind, and Fire! Back to the Shire!" - Gandalf the Gray

"Hey, Chubby Cox!"
"...I beg your pardon?" - Stinky Pete and Chubby/Quinn

"You know, we could learn a lot from Fruit Cup." - Andy French (That's actually in my AOL IM Profile right now. It confuses my friends.)

"Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer?"
"Yeah, I think I read that somewhere..."
"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Answer me, damn you!"
"...no..."
"Well I would. *chomp* Ah, mercury...sweetest of the transition metals."

- The whale and Quinn/Fish

[chibilain]

[i]Originally posted by Jethro_McB
"Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer?"
"Yeah, I think I read that somewhere..."
"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Answer me, damn you!"
"...no..."
"Well I would. *chomp* Ah, mercury...sweetest of the transition metals."

- The whale and Quinn/Fish [/B]



Heh. That quote helped me pass a science test. See? Adult Swim is educational. It deserves an I/E sign along with each program!

[Mad Scientist]

Originally posted by chibilain

Heh. That quote helped me pass a science test. See? Adult Swim is educational. It deserves an I/E sign along with each program!

Yes. Adult Swim is educational, Toonami is not. Toonami says that the sun rises in the middle of the night, and we know THAT'S not true.

[rmarti3926]

"You know the first rule of combat... Shoot them before they shoot you." Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ANIMAL?!?" Aisha Clan-Clan, Outlaw Star

"Oh well... Whatever happens, happens." Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

"Just look at my friggin' car!" Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"I wanna be an Adrieanne Beaur-bo-bot!" Capt. Murphy Sealab 2021

"Hey! We should build something!" Space Ghost, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"Old Kentucky Shark, this... is Willie Nelson!" Space Ghost, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"AAAHHHHH!!! What in the Wide World of Extreme Sports is that?!?" Space Ghost, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[skite]

meteors did it. that'd be 20 buck- master shake

u think in vicious u dont know what vicious is! - spike

[shabazo]

it's dodge ball time

[Lord of the Vortex]

My Favorite Quotes:

Home Movies-
Coach Mcguirk- "Well like this morning, I poured orange juice in my cereal. I wasn't thinking. I just grabbed it...poured it. I was half asleep. Then, I realized I love it- I think it's a great mix. Then, I realized it's the coporations and the advertisers who prevent us from doing stuff like this. They program us to think one way- milk/cereal...then youu realize orange juice/cereal is fine- it all goes in the same place, you know the old saying."

The Brak Show-
Merlin- "The Microscope"
Marlon- "The flying lawn Mower"
Merlin- "Penicillin
Marlon- "The Golden Shower Head"
Merlin- "The Combustion Engine"
Marlon- "The double beer hat! Check it out."
Merlin- "Marlon, What good is that?"
Marlon- "Whaddaya talkin' about? It's twice as good as the beer hat!"
Merlin- "But, Marlon, I can't see that you-"
Marlon- "Get off my Back!"

Sealab 2021-
Stormy: "Hey Quinns, check it out! We built a time machine!,Stormy Two's gonna go back in time and, uh.. fix it all up, there.."
Quinn: "You don't have the brain capacity to build a time machine."
Stormy: "You're right..., So I guess It's not so much a Time Machine... as it is a dodgeball cannon."

Aqua Teen Hunger Force-
Carl- "Who wrote the Moon Rules Number 1, on my car with a Key"

Space Ghost Coast to Coast-
Space Ghost: Ah yes, my documentary
Space Ghost: Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends"
Space Ghost: I made this for public television, but they told me it was stupid and grossly inaccurate.
Space Ghost: You been smoking?
Moltar: No!
Space Ghost: I can smell it in your hair. Crack a window, will ya?

[gtracer72]

Just look at my signature. :)

[Nik Jam]

Since im looking for AS quotes. I'd like to see more. So.. Bump!

I dont remember this correctly, maybe someone can help.

<Brak> Where do you think we're gonna get enough squirells to fly to the moon?

[meatwad945]

just about everyline from ATHF

Sparks: here eat this
Stormy: ok


Murphy: its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain

[Zorak]

"NO FEET!" ATHG, that one leperchaun
"Hey is that your bird? Can I touch it? Does it bite?"- Peanut
"I told you that I was from Rhode Island, and that I was half Korean..." That blond Leperchaun (YAY FOR ANDY!!)
"MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!"- Brak

[jrh31584]

My signature

Bebop Cola Machine: "And I say to myself, I need exact change."

Murphy: "Congratulations, your the fifth caller, what's your name?
Caller: "My name's Jack."
Murphy: "Great, 'cause thats what you're getting. Jack! We were looking for the sixth caller!"

Brak: "What's that?"
Thundercleese: "That's a light switch...OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!"

Meatwad: "Oh yeah, that's a neat car she's washing. You think its a straight six?"
Err: "I think I have a straight six."

[Morgan Sloat]

Originally posted by jdoggg
Amish Dave:My butter churn, its ger-stolen.


Sorry I have to correct you, he says Geschtolen.

[jrh31584]

Sorry I have to correct you, he says Geschtolen.

Your spelling is closer than the first poster of this quote and phonetically correct, but the correct spelling is gestohlen. Sorry I have to correct you.

[Morgan Sloat]

sorry about the lame typo, brain fart.

[dino boy]

Home Movies

McGuirk: "Don't make the same mistakes I made, or my father, or your father."

Harvey Birdman

Harvey: "Consider that your first lesson in lawyering, clerk............you got the job."
Peanut: "Aw, that's great. Can I have a gun?"
Harvey: "Sure!"

Sealab

Quinn: "No, you look good! Looking good, Gus. Good looking Gus."

Murphy: "...so when I get the chance, I like to suckerpunch people."

Dolphin Boys: "Let's go get some pills from Mom." "I'm gonna eat the hell out of some pills."

ATHF

Shake: "I'M the one who wants some jeans!"

Shake: "Playing is for pleasure."

Shake: "It's ruined!"
Mothmonsterman: "Yeah. I know. I did that. Now either turn that light on, or something else is going to happen, cloth-related."

Oglethorpe: "Plans are for fools."

Carl: Someone wanna tell me why my pool is filled with dirty dishes and hot dog chunks?"
Shake: "You didn't mess with it, did you? It has to set up for a while with the battery."
Carl: "The battery..."
Shake: "Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I put some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo, so I don't know if it'll work, but we're all praying that it does."
Carl: "No, no I understand. I'm just gonna go out for a bit, I'll be back in a few. Do you think the gun store is still open?"

Carl: "Clean me off one of them bunnies, I'm gonna EAT it."

Ignignoc: "Smoke while you are doing so."

SGC2C

Way too many to quote. I'll do one though:

"Hey, crack a window!"