Quotable Sealab, Vol. 1

[Xevo]

This is a new feature I'm going to try out. We take Sealab, episode by episode, and try to get all the good quotes out of it. This is only like the first 4 minutes of the episode, and even then I didn't get all of them. This week's episode is "Radio Free" the pilot. Quote away!

Murphy "Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, gee I dunno, hang out, or play a game?"
Marco "I'm a little busy here, sir! Trying to keep a trillion dollar research station running smoothly..."
Murphy "Oooh, fun! I'll be the Mommy!"

Murphy "I'm here, I'm here! What's the emergency?!?"
Debbie "Uhhh... Looks like Marco got you again, sir."
Murphy "Aww gee... that Mailbox Head."

Murphy "Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored... BORED!"
Sparks "Hey, do you mind?!? I'm listening to the radio."
Murphy "But I'm bored, why aren't you listening to me?!?"
Sparks "Because... I am listening... to the RADIO."
Murphy "...THE RADIO!"

Murphy "Full power! Juice that baby all the way up, Cedric!"
Cedric "Well, it's in the red now sir... you know what heheh... It's in the red, I'm from Accounting..."
<both laugh>
Murphy "Uh... no. No, I don't."

Murphy "I... WILL... BE... HEARD!"
<music blares, things start falling apart as everything is shaken by the sound>

Marco "Captain Murphy, I..."
Murphy "Shhhh... coming out! <clears throat> Aaaaalright Sea Monkeys! You're on the prowl with HOWLIN' MAD Murphy! So get your fignuts on!"
<sample plays "Fignuuuts!">

Murphy "Hey jerkface, you don't just barge into the booth when I'm on the air!"
Marco "Booth? Wait a second... Are you using the emergency beacon to run a pirate radio station?!?"
Murphy "Ahhh crap. Listen, FIGnuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now, or in the Howlin' Mad Gift Shop."

Marco "Riight. Two things: One, you're sucking up all the power. <lights blink out> And two, if the FCC finds out..."
Murpy "Sooo, some shrivelling bureaucrats make me pay a stupid fine. Big deal!"
Marco "I see you're not familiar with their new tactics, which are unspeakably WICKED! <laughs maniacally>"

[Thundercleese]

Caller: Hey Howlin mad It's Jack

Murphy: Good! Cuz that's what you're getting...jack. I'm looking for the 8th caller, Jackass!
(various animal sounds)

[mrpopadopolis]

Murphy: Alright caller, why do you hate Marcos?
Stormy: Umm... Uhhh... Because he's a mailbox head?
Murphy: Oh, yeah real original.
Stormy: I can't believe I choked!
(Quinn and Debbie laugh)
Quinn: Jackass.

Radio: (Singing) The Ultimate Zing!

K, maybe the quotes aren't entirely right, but they're close.

[bassist]

FCC Captain: "What? Wait a second... where was I?"
FCC 1st Mate: "Uh, I think you were @#$!@ing an orangutang."
FCC Captain: "Oh yeah yeah yeah... That's legal in Tiajuana. Anyway, then that broad @#$#@%&#!@!#$$@!#, while I !@#@$@$@#$!@$%!@ with a @#!@$!@$@#%^%$^##@@!. And then we @$#@#!&%&@!"
FCC 1st Mate: "That's uh one messed up @#!$@#$."
FCC Captain: "YOU WATCH YOUR @#$#@&% MOUTH! That's my wife we're talking about."
FCC 1st Mate: "Wait, Mom was a @#$@#?"
FCC Captain: "Aye, and I wouldn't trade her for a @#$@#$@# or you, my boy. You may be the son of a @#$%&%$#@!$#, but, by god, you're my own flesh and blood."

FCC Captain: Hey... Do you think this picture makes me look fat?"
FCC 1st Mate: "No, but you're ass does."

Oh, and that's Ted from Accounting, not Cedric.

-Big Ben

[Xevo]

Originally posted by bassist

Oh, and that's Ted from Accounting, not Cedric.

-Big Ben [/B]

I know the guy's name, Murphy doesn't. Watch the episode again. If we're correcting quotes, I'll point out that a space astronaut's tasty orange beverage has no place in the word Orangutan.

[Mad Scientist]

We've already had a thread similar to this before.

http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36994&highlight=Sealab

[Supreme]

Yeah, this is more like Volume 14.

[Rei]

FCC Captain: Here at the FCC it's our job to eliminate illegal radio stations and inappropriate language.

FCC First Mate: Yeah well uh thanks alot for the @#^%$#! backstory.

FCC Captain: You watch your #^%$^!@ mouth you @#$#%&.

FCC First Mate: How can I put this? $%#% you, sir.

[Xevo]

I also know there have been Sealab quote threads. Read my post, I'm going to do this weekly, picking a different episode each time, and try to make all the funny quotes out of each one...