Caption This! 1,000

[Brandon Pierce]

http://members.aol.com/hkeleher/littlemermaid/undse8.jpg

[don Jaime]

SUMMERALL: I don't think anyone's ever tried for a field goal from the low tide mark before.

MADDEN: And not with a small albatross for a ball, either. I'm tellin' you, this is quite a game!

[Danielle]

ALBATROSS ('ol whatshisname): Go ahead, Babe, you can massage me all you want! Rowr rowr!

[DR. BELCH]

SCUTTLE (the albatross): Tickle tickle tickle!
[ARIEL giggles.]
SEBASTIAN (the crab): Try removing the feather from your wing before you tickle the girl's feet, man, before you tucker yourself out!
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SEBASTAIN: Now that you have feet, my little Ariel, you have to learn to wash them properly. This is how to remove that darn fungus what growses between the toeses.
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ARIEL: Is my pedicure done?
SCUTTLE: Two minutes, love.
SEBASTIAN: Yes, and now we will find you a nice pair of pants, or at least a fig leaf. If you stand up like you are now this movie will lose its G rating very fast.

[Nftnat]

Bird: Ya- ya wanna do WHAT?!?

[NozeNuggets]

Scuttle: "Now let's not go there!"

[Ajax]

Flounder: OMG she doing it again. It is just so disgusting....but I can't look away.