best ways to crash a diet

[auto]

This will be sort of a joke thread about ways to crash a diet.
Each reply should contain at least one way to crash a diet.

I'll start it off...

-Eat at McDonald's for a week
-Eat 5 pounds of pure lard

Okay members please continue.

[Opaque]

hmmm. eat alot of uh... fatty stuff... yeah that...

[Bob...SpongeBob]

chocolate. nuff said.

[Rhydant]

consume mor Calories than you burn in a day.

really, thats what crashing a diet/gauining wieght is. so... i think i win.

this is kind of a weird topic...

[DR. BELCH]

...all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

Failing that, El Acupulco, which serves appetizers as big as the main course.

[auto]

Drink a lot of 24oz cups of Coffee Coolata with pure cream, an cookie whirl-ins at Dunkin' Donuts.

That's a good one.

[ProdigyCube]

Become a Toonzone Moderater. :D

[Zechs]

See food diet. :D

[Calhoun07]

Pointless thread. Sorry. Nothing personal.