Destined to be single?

[Calhoun07]

Take the quiz (http://entertainment.msn.com/universal/aboutaboy/) and find out!

I took it and here are my results:

my score suggests:

A slight preference to SINGLE BLISS

As cool as you fancy yourself, there isn't much that separates you from joining the family circle, saddled with 2.5 dependents, caravaning in your trusty mini van. Unless that's all a part of some sick master plan, I prescribe the following reaffirmation program to recalim your single status:
Spend an obscene abount of money on something frivilous that you know in six months you will never have a use for-anything from Old Navy to a convertable Jag
Make 10 CDs, preferable with Parerental Advisory stickers on the cover, your presonal sound track for the next month.
Make frequent trips to your local bar and hit on anything that catches your eye (and we say ANYTHING)
Go out. And we don't mean to a nice meal at Chez Momo, we mean go out and don't come home on Saturday night until the sun is up on Sunday morning.

[Spooky05]

i didn't get halfway through it before the music made me insane and i had to close the window.

[The Guard]

I don't need a quiz. I know I'm going to be single. Do I want to be? No. But rarely has anyone showed interest, and when they do, something horrible comes between us. Not to mention I'm going to be a cop, which is murder on relationships. Cops have a very high divorce rate.

Oh well. At least I'll be doing some good, eh?

[Calhoun07]

Originally posted by Spooky05
i didn't get halfway through it before the music made me insane and i had to close the window.

The music stops once you click on the link for the test, at least it did for me. Of course, if you really can't stand it, you can mute it in your volume controls. I keep my volume control icon handy in my tool bar at the bottom of my computer for easy access in the event I access a website who's webmaster thought I really needed to hear their nifty midi file while I was searching the Internet. :rolleyes:

[Colin]

...no music... gotta love turning the volume down... here's my results... too bad you can't C&P, now I gotta type all this caca out =X

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Your score suggests:
A moderate preference for SINGLE BLISS

Though you may not be sold on the single life, you seem to have an appreciation for its finer points such as the unecumbered sense of freedom and acceptance of visceral satisfaction. I have two concerns following this exam:
1) You demonstrated some hesitancy when confronted with images that are CLEARLY destructive (children's toys, people holding children, and of course, children). I'm not saying you're not confidently single, but I will advise you to monitor your latent family tendencies. These feelings can sneak up on any of us unexpectedly and ruin a wonderful responsibility free life.
2) you spent 10 minutes taking a test on a bloody computer. Granted, I spent at least twice that writing this dribble, buy have no idea how many dates I've gotten out of it...

[czyznyck99]

They told me that my results were inconclusive. What happened? I don't think I will have a family or be single. Maybe I'll marry my imaginary friend.... :D

[G. Wen]

Only a slight preference towards single bliss? No! Singleness all the way! Who wants to be owned? There is no such thing as true love! Who wants to give up their independence, their freedom, their ability to make their own decisions w/o consulting anyone? Marriage is a crutch for people who aren't strong enough to handle life on their own, who need to cling on to someone in order to feel confident! THE ONLY THING MARRIAGE IS GOOD FOR IS ALL THE MONEY IT WILL GET YOU DURING THE DIVORCE SETTLEMENT!
Can anyone guess what I have observed about my parents' marriage?

[DR. BELCH]

The link send me off into a promo site for Hugh Grant's About A Boy. Hope that doesn't mean I'll busted for doing something indecent with a hooker on the street because I'm too g.d. cheap to spend an extra forty bucks on a hotel room. :rolleyes:

I figure by the time I'm 35 I'll settle down...with a girl whose prospects of love are equally as bleak as mine, figuring we might as well pool our resources. If you can't be happy, be comfortable, eh? ;)

[TheHuntressDiana]

Your score suggests:

A moderate prefrence for FAMILY LIFE.

Hello?!? You are dangerously close to making a sharp right head-on into a trakc home in a perfectly average cul-de-sac just outside the white bread suburb of Terminal Apathy. It's just a matter of time before your Gucci gives away to GrrrAnimals. My only advice is to be kind to your still-single friends and take one here for the team. Don't try and rope them ito the same complacency or try to convince them that being tied down to one mate and numerous offspring is the way to find real happiness. We all know that the minute you round 40 we'll be calling you Shirley Valentine.


I'm guessing that "Shirley Valentine" is some British thing...because that makes no sense to me...

[cjshoup]

Originally posted by The Guard
I don't need a quiz. I know I'm going to be single. Do I want to be? No. But rarely has anyone showed interest

I hear ya, I'm in the same boat.

Single for life and can't do a thing about it.