My new invention ( Joke) (PG)?

[Fish]

I just have to share this joke:


This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."

"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"

"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.

"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"

"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."




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[BLACKHEART]

**reads in trance from little dancing guy moving back and forth**

[Barb Gordon]

hehe, that was pretty amusing....*eyes wander to Fish's avatar*....guy goes left...guy goes right.....*mesmorized*

~Barb

[Chris Sanders MSX]

Ha ha, that was funny.

[Evil Dr. Reef]

<Insert Rimshot sound here>

Nice joke!

[Parallax]

Funny :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[Depth Charge]

*giggles* Good one...

...*moves head left, right, left, right......*

[Nickdisk]

LOL :p

[Lightwave]

thaz was funny! :D :p

[natakuwufei13]

haha that...was...goo...d(stares at fish's avartar,foam comes out of natakuwufei13's mouth.)

[Zechs]

Hey that was a good one. :D

[Danielle]

{scrubs Fish's mouth out with soap} :p

[Lucky Bob]

That belongs in this thread (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32631)

[Mattashell]

Is that the Davey Jones dance?

[Bud 'n Lou]

Originally posted by luckybob1985
That belongs in this thread (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32631)

Umm...it does?