Caption This! 7

[Brandon Pierce]

You know the drill...

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/redrawn/ant6.jpg
My Caption:
"Just as I thought! This food stamp expired in 1942!"

[joker]

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/redrawn/ant6.jpg

"ill be darned, accroding to this, the bone in the hair was never in fashion. thats the last time i listen to the bum who sits outside the gap clothes store."

[don Jaime]

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's laziest matador!

[happyheathen]

W calls THIS an ENERGY plan!???

[Sveven Dvorking]

Next time I won't be so lazy and I will buy the stamps myself.

[Nftnat]

"But I already have'em in this color!"

[DR. BELCH]

"African skin rags just don't cut it! They're ain't nothin' sexy 'bout this woman! Why, you can see every stretch mark, scar, and hair on her! That tears it--I'm breakin' down and springin' for a subscription t' Gallery!"

[Thad Komorowski]

Pygmy: "WHAT?! The 2000 election is STILL ON?!!!?

-Thad:D

[Sharklady]

Eh, 'can't really say I'm surprised the pink slip showed up- *all* us Politically Incorrect characters have been gettin' em.

[Invader ZimZany]

Pygmy:Your askin me what this ink blot looks like? Heck it's not even an inkblot You rip off shrink!!!:rolleyes:

[Bubba]

Put all your money in SAFARI.com he says... I'm gonna make that broker eat this stock certificate.

[Danielle]

"First the watermelons, then their own flag?! Japan's going over this square stuff big time!"

I don't know if I should still be posting here, after that 'Name the Kitty II' post...

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Danielle
"First the watermelons, then their own flag?! Japan's going over this square stuff big time!"

I don't know if I should still be posting here, after that 'Name the Kitty II' post...

Why shouldn't you? It's not like it was a flame war. We allow all kinds of things here, as you know.

[Danielle]

I know. I'm just afraid that I'll post something similar to that.

[DR. BELCH]

...don't be afraid to let yourself go. Innocence to a point in a woman is endearing, but taken too far it becomes fridgidity and turns men off pretty fast.

Oops! I thought we'd lost the pic for a minute--just saw a big red X--but it's back now. Phew....

Another one:
"First, government cheese, and now government toilet paper. I'm gonna dread goin' to the outhouse tonight, boy!" :p

[Nftnat]

"'Solar power' he said. 'The future of blah blah blah' he said. If I ever see that so-and-so again I'll..."

Btw dyn the Dr.'s post total has now reached the number of the mark of the beast? He's a fellow conservative which I like, but nevertheless, be afraid, be very afraid.

[The Mad Hatter]

Heh. Knowing Dr. Belch's fondness for edgy humor, I'd say that suits him just fine.

...haven't been very inspired in caption writing lately, for some reason.

[Craig Marinaro]

The guy who's not Narfpinky says:

We allow all kinds of things here, as you know.

Sure! We all have our wild nights. Besides, this place would be waaay too boring if you stopped posting. I'd have no one to play off of!

Now let us never speak of it again.

The guy who is Hatter says:

...haven't been very inspired in caption writing lately, for some reason.

No, me either. Guess I'm in a creative ebb.

-C
Just not inspired by anything. *yawn*

[RockItShipper]

"No! My hair does NOT look like that ! Just because there's a bone at the top... Umm... look at the pretty red paper... loooooooook!"

[don Jaime]

Originally posted by Nftnat
"'Solar power' he said. 'The future of blah blah blah' he said. If I ever see that so-and-so again I'll..."

Btw dyn the Dr.'s post total has now reached the number of the mark of the beast? He's a fellow conservative which I like, but nevertheless, be afraid, be very afraid.

What makes you think the Anti-Christ won't feign conservatism? Or isn't an authentic conservative?

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

(Actually, he was dead when Revelation was written, but that's another post....)

[Nftnat]

I can see your point there; scripture says the devil can appear as an angel of light, & when the Antichrist comes people will think he's the Christ (hence the name). Fortunately, while I don't believe in coincidence, I do believe in happenstance, & a number is just that. As we can see, the doctor's total has moved on as it will. If we continue posting enough, we will all achieve that number; I can see that Dick Grayson did a while ago. No offense intended Belchie, 'kay?

[happyheathen]

Originally posted by Nftnat
I can see your point there; scripture says the devil can appear as an angel of light, & when the Antichrist comes people will think he's the Christ (hence the name). Fortunately, while I don't believe in coincidence, I do believe in happenstance, & a number is just that. As we can see, the doctor's total has moved on as it will. If we continue posting enough, we will all achieve that number; I can see that Dick Grayson did a while ago. No offense intended Belchie, 'kay?

Here we have religion, poliltics, AND the great chance/pre-determination debate
ALL IN ONE!!! - WAY TO GO!!!

Where to start:

Religion - it wasn't so long ago that Zeus, Athena, Thor, Ra, et al ruled - where do old gods go when people stop worshipping them?

Politics - there hasn't been a decent political fight in the US since the civil war.

If you believe in free will: you were born to think that way.

If you believe in pre-determination: that's your choice.

*and, if you believe in pre-destination - why are you alive?*


- dave
another happy heathen on the handbasket express...

[Jack]

Religion - it wasn't so long ago that Zeus, Athena, Thor, Ra, et al ruled - where do old gods go when prople stop worshipping them?
The Old God Nursing Home, where else? I though some people still believed in those gods, though.

Here's my caption: Solar Popwer, yeah, ground squirrels love it.

Just so you know, the picture doesn't show up for me, not even an X, so I wrote that caption based on other captions. Just in case you want to know why it's really bad...


Jack:D

[happyheathen]

Originally posted by Jack

The Old God Nursing Home, where else? I though some people still believed in those gods, though.


Jack:D

a bit of european history -

some did choose to continue practicing the old religions after christianity arrived.

Christians called them 'witches' - you know the rest...

[Danielle]

Actually, I *don't* know the rest...

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Danielle
Actually, I *don't* know the rest...

Just ask yourself what usually happens to "witches".

As to what else has been said, no comment. I can wait to find out who's right or wrong. And that's all I've got to say about that.

[The Mad Hatter]

Religion - it wasn't so long ago that Zeus, Athena, Thor, Ra, et al ruled - where do old gods go when people stop worshipping them?



Actually, a recent book covers just that. Neil Gaiman's "American Gods" shows all these deities of yore broken, destitute and wandering the earth, displaced by new gods of the 20th-21st century, like the god of media. It's an interesting read.

[Nftnat]

Displaced by new gods? Like Darkseid & Orion & all of them? Personally, I preferred the explanation in the Star Trek ep "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Alternately, such people were spoken of as offspring of the sons of God & the daughters of men, giants, mighty men, men of renown. I had the idea some years ago of gathering the mythologies of the different cultures of the world & trying to synthesize a common origin theory; maybe someday.

[DR. BELCH]

No offense intended Belchie, 'kay?
None taken. I suppose when I tell people that I consider The Exorcist a great date movie, most people want to check my scalp for little horns. :p

Just ask yourself what usually happens to "witches".
They committ career suicide repeatedly and never learn their lesson. Just look at Shannon Doherty.
The whole Salem witch-burning thing? Some attribute that to poisoning caused by a mold called ergot, which apparantly induces hallucinations. One of New England's darkest periods can be blamed on rye bread gone punky in the heat. I find that funny (strange, not ha-ha).

On heathens: just saw The Road to El Dorado last night. Cortez (voice of Jim Cummings) was portrayed as very chilling and ruthless in his quest for God, gold, and glory. Now if Atlantis is as well done as RtElD, it's well worth my viewing....

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH

None taken. I suppose when I tell people that I consider The Exorcist a great date movie, most people want to check my scalp for little horns. :p

Hey, the demon ultimately lost that round, didn't it? I don't see a problem; have limited taste for blood & guts, but if the good guys win...

[happyheathen]

Originally posted by Nftnat


Hey, the demon ultimately lost that round, didn't it? I don't see a problem; have limited taste for blood & guts, but if the good guys win...

The good guys lost in the 'Exorcist'

but then. the game isn't over, is it...

[DR. BELCH]

--to get technical about it, it was a Pyrric victory on both sides. Father Damien killed the demon and himself simultaneously. Very noble. Of course there was the lackluster sequel to The Exorcist and the abominable third movie, which had no Linda Blair and Damien inexplicably back from the dead, still harboring the demon, locked in the booby hatch. :confused:
I actually laughed during the scene where demon talks to Damian as his mother and he gets all upset about it. Ooh boy did my date get mad at me... :mad: :D ...but I'd seen it three times and knew how everything came out...the poor girl had no idea what she was getting into when she rented that movie.... :eek: :eek: :eek: