View Full Version : Ask a stupid question......
StrangerAtaru
04-18-2002, 05:32 PM
Hey. I figured that since the Toonami board has this thread, and this is pretty much another WS property, why not have it here too. The rules are simple: ask a strange or bizarre question, or just a normal question, and the next person must answer it, as well as ask a new question. I guess I'll start:
Who ends up seeing all of Brendan's movies, anyway?
Optimus Prime
04-18-2002, 05:33 PM
Perverts.
Who's your favorite Transformer?
:cool:
Hot Rod.
Why is everyone insane on Sealab, except for Quinn?
Supreme
04-18-2002, 07:13 PM
Oh, Quinn is as insane as everyone else, especially for a cyborg. ;)
What kind of meat is Meatwad anyway?
Shnay
04-18-2002, 07:15 PM
Rancid.
Why does Brak's brother have such a severe flatulence problem?
Morgan Sloat
04-18-2002, 07:33 PM
I hear it had to do with the same radiation blast that made brak stupid and communicate mostly in song.
Why does Master Shake pick on Meatwad so much and not Frylock?
Evil Dr. Reef
04-18-2002, 07:41 PM
Because he knows Frylock can, and will, do something about it.
On average, how many times an (ATHF) episode does Carl say "freakin"?
Allen's Nickname.
04-18-2002, 07:45 PM
12.4
How much drugs would you have to use to think of the idea of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast?"
bassist
04-18-2002, 08:10 PM
5.3 grams of black tar heroine, 12.2 grams of cocaine, 13 grams of LSD, or 432 grams of gangia. Unless of course, you've already taken LSD, in which case, you just need to crack your neck.
Why doesn't Brendon hit on his step-Mom to be, if he has an oedipus complex?
Lightwave
04-18-2002, 08:14 PM
becasue hes just plain crazy.
why is mcgurk an idiot?
CharlieNash
04-18-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Optimus Prime
Perverts.
Who's your favorite Transformer?
:cool:
Who cares? The question should be: what is your favorite mech in Xenogears and the upcomming Xenosaga.
Also, a side note, why do you people are very passionate about Home Movies? It sucks.
BTW, more power to ASA and Brak show, Sealab, and Harvey.
Shnay
04-18-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by CharlieNash
Who cares? The question should be: what is your favorite mech in Xenogears and the upcomming Xenosaga.
Well, either you don't understand the point of this thread, or this is your way of getting back at people. Either way, you're ruining people's fun.
Also, a side note, why do you people are very passionate about Home Movies? It sucks.
You don't like the show. Fine. If you want to make a real critisim as to why it sucks so much, there is a place for it. However, a simple thread in which people are mearly having fun is no place to insult people's personal taste, especially without reason or provocation.
I'm going to attempt to get this thread back on track...
why is mcgurk an idiot?
He took a nasty soccer ball to the head.
How do Mooninites reproduce?
Carefully
Why didn't Brak just grab her butt?
hello_lola
04-18-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by TimberX
Carefully
Why didn't Brak just grab her butt?
Because he's a gentleman.
Why is Quinn irresitable to the ladies?
Allen's Nickname.
04-18-2002, 11:45 PM
Right Color.
Why is Faye's hair purple?
chibilain
04-19-2002, 12:03 AM
Her and Gaz have the same hair dresser.
How come Debbie never gave birth to MC Chris's baby?
bassist
04-19-2002, 12:07 AM
She did, but he got eaten during the predator episode.
What's on tap for today, Ben?
Margarita.
Why dosen't Zorak just quit Ghost Planet.
Sora Takenouchi
04-19-2002, 02:40 PM
Good health plan
Why did Spike get an afro?
Supreme
04-19-2002, 03:14 PM
He's kickin' it old school!
What is Thundercleese's power source?
Minovsky Particles.
What happened to the black Debbie?
Morgan Sloat
04-19-2002, 06:34 PM
Government Quota, they over compensated black people on the show.
Why is hesh perpetrated as so annoying on the show?
Ravenger
04-19-2002, 09:34 PM
They moved the broken pipe from Space Ghost Coast to Coast's set to Hesh's control room on Sealab 2021.
If guns fire bullets, what do "blasters" fire?
Dreaded Wheat
04-19-2002, 09:58 PM
Guns.
How can I put the moves on Brak's momma?
Allen's Nickname.
04-19-2002, 09:59 PM
With a Nose, like Pappy's. Duh.
Why isn't High Score: the Series, in it's second extremely sucessful season on Adult Swim, getting an avrage of 10.9 million viewers a week, making it the most sucessful show on cable, making Matt Wilson a Millionare and an Emmy Winner?
chibilain
04-19-2002, 10:33 PM
Because Matt---wait, no, never mind, I value my life as a poster here. =D (I wub j00 Matt. -(o-o)/ *suckupsuckup*)
Why doesn't Meatwad have a girlfriend?
Dreaded Wheat
04-19-2002, 10:37 PM
Burn marks from his grill bed.
How do the different-colored jumpsuits on Sealab designate rank?
randomguy
04-19-2002, 10:40 PM
Blue means you're expendable. Orange means you're expendable. Yellow means you're expendable. Green and Red mean you're expendable.
If Dwayne's band Scab had a top 40 hit, what would it be?
Depth Charge
04-19-2002, 10:56 PM
It would be called, The Wrath of Boss Small.
Carl claims he works "out of the home". What does he really do all day?
chibilain
04-19-2002, 11:03 PM
Nothing that can be mentioned on this board without a censor. =)
Why can't I seem to find "Assisted Living Dracula" at my local Blockbuster video store?
Nick at Knight
04-19-2002, 11:18 PM
Assisted Living Dracula, eh?
I don't know, but I heard it sucked. *drum roll*
Bad puns aside...
If Frylock were to chose which fast food chain he originated from, which would it be?
jasonclegg
04-20-2002, 02:17 AM
wendys
why are brak appearances on sgc2c a rarity?
bassist
04-20-2002, 03:11 AM
Because he thinks he's a hollywood big wig now that he has his own show.
Wanna play the hammer game?
kwantem
04-20-2002, 02:44 PM
Yes -- No-- Maybe--
Wil Brendon ever find true love?
Probably not.
What the hell happened to Murphy's supervisor?
Depth Charge
04-20-2002, 04:11 PM
Murphy fed him to Dolphin Boy (that is why the kid is fat).
Why is Mr. Lindenson soo confusing?
Karl Olson
04-20-2002, 07:22 PM
Because he is a creation of Dr. Weird, and was endowed with the insanity of his creator.
How many miles in the world?
Answer:
8 and 3 quarters, humans are just really small.
Question:
Would you eat Meatwad is he was cooked just right?
Ravenger
04-20-2002, 07:55 PM
No... too much grisstle, fat and DVD racks.
If Zorak and Moltar are Space Ghost's prisoners... why do they have the ability to leave the studio and Ghost Planet?
atf487
04-20-2002, 08:33 PM
To go to the space can.
Why hasn't the Moltar show been picked up by NBC?
Allen's Nickname.
04-20-2002, 08:35 PM
Some things can never be answered.....
Why does David Cross own a castle?
hello_lola
04-20-2002, 09:24 PM
It was a gift from Davy Jones.
Why does Botan ride a paddle? :p
Karl Olson
04-21-2002, 12:46 AM
she uses it to stir Carl's pool of meatwad stew.
would you buy a Kuwabar-a-soap?
bassist
04-21-2002, 01:11 AM
Only if it came in Mauve...
How come Zorak can sing lyrics like "I'm gonna kick all your asses" and the fans still love him?
DeathLord665
04-21-2002, 01:27 AM
because they know deep down inside he's a warm cuddly teddy bear thats waiting till they're not looking to punch them in the groin.
Why is Ed such a wack job?
SpaceCub
04-21-2002, 01:46 AM
Ever see her dad? That's genetics for you...
What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
---
"If I ever find you, I'm going to poke out your eyes and shove em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you!"
Guy Incognito
04-21-2002, 02:58 PM
Then my world is one big lie!
What was Brendon's first movie?
Dreaded Wheat
04-21-2002, 03:02 PM
"The Womb Chronicles."
What kept McGirk from getting with Paula's slutty friend?
Depth Charge
04-21-2002, 04:49 PM
He was having a little trouble.... could not wake the sleeping giant... (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)
What would Space Ghost do for a Klondike Bar?
Chazz Adams
04-21-2002, 05:39 PM
>What would Space Ghost do for a Klondike Bar?<
Return Old Kentucky Shark to his native ocean waters in Kansas.
Why are Brendyn's shirt and pants connected, is he wearing a Sealab jumpsuit?
bassist
04-21-2002, 05:54 PM
They're not connected, you're just blind.
Is it really your birthday, little boy?
randomguy
04-21-2002, 06:36 PM
What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
Sorry to get off topic, but that sounds eerily familiar. Where'd you hear it?
Allen's Nickname.
04-21-2002, 07:05 PM
Is it really your birthday, little boy?
......yes sir.....(cries)
Why did the Aqua Teens sell out?
hello_lola
04-21-2002, 07:12 PM
So they could get their own pool.
Isn't Linda a bit young for Andrew?
noclist
04-21-2002, 09:19 PM
Sometimes.
Why doesn't Brendan ask Melissa out?
chibilain
04-21-2002, 09:36 PM
He doesn't think he'd look good naked.
Why do they pick on Tanzit so much?
ProdigyCube
04-21-2002, 09:41 PM
Because Tanzit is smart.
Why do I wake up every morning in a pool of my own vomit?
Guy Incognito
04-21-2002, 09:56 PM
Because you don't like your bed.
How were the Aqua Teens created?
ProdigyCube
04-21-2002, 10:32 PM
MAGIC!!!
Why does Brendon say awsome?
skojoe
04-21-2002, 10:35 PM
because it is just an awesome word... (I lost my thesaurus)
How many flavors of pudding are on sealab
kachuke
04-21-2002, 10:55 PM
three vanilla, chocolate, and bannana
how come carl can have such an awesome car and i'm stuck in a saturn?
He's got damn fine insurance coverage, and he lives next to Shake.
Where's Yaffa going?
Allen's Nickname.
04-22-2002, 12:15 AM
Up, Up, UP!!
Where did the Bebop come from?
Ravenger
04-22-2002, 12:35 AM
The junkyard, they straped two boats to a bus, put in some futuristic technology and presto... The Bebop!
What kind of flavor is in Shake?
SpaceCub
04-22-2002, 03:29 AM
Sorry to get off topic, but that sounds eerily familiar. Where'd you hear it?
I saw it on that guy who is always on Hollywood squares, the fat guy with the wierd nose and shaggy hair's shirt on an AMC special
What kind of flavor is in Shake?
Vomit. That's why no one has drank him yet
Why does almost everyone on CB smoke?
---
"I thought you smoked"
"I quit, apparantely they're bad for you"
DeathLord665
04-22-2002, 09:30 AM
Because it helps with their addiction to shrooms
Why is Captain Murphy such an idiot?
"The tonic is Cronic"
kachuke
04-22-2002, 12:10 PM
he isn't it's just a cover to capture all the dopplegangers
when will chopper dave get his own adult swim show and take over the world?
SpaceCub
04-22-2002, 01:38 PM
As soon as they bring him back to life.
Why does Fryloc have adiamond on his back?
---
"HI-YOOO!"
charmuse
04-22-2002, 01:50 PM
To make Carl jealous!
Where is black Debbie?
Go back to page 2 for the answer.
Could Stormy pilot a Gundam?
Morgan Sloat
04-22-2002, 03:00 PM
Maybe, but Sealab would be destroyed and I would have fear for the rest of humanity.
How do I make walking talking living thinking fungus?
bassist
04-22-2002, 04:20 PM
just add salt.
Will Debbie ever call Marco for her steriod freak baby?
Karl Olson
04-22-2002, 10:56 PM
Only if Sparks is craving some ribs.
would I gain frylock's knowledge if I ate his fries?
orange
04-22-2002, 11:09 PM
Only if you didn't use ketchup.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Allen's Nickname.
04-22-2002, 11:17 PM
Billy from "Grim and Evil."
Why is the Grim Reaper a Girl? With Blue Hair? HUH?
Guy Incognito
04-22-2002, 11:22 PM
sorry i posted that seconds after u, sorry
Ravenger
04-22-2002, 11:39 PM
Because Grim(of Grim and Evil) threated to sue for copywrite infringment
Who does Bucket Head Wendy's hair?
hello_lola
04-22-2002, 11:54 PM
Jose Ebert.
So, who does say "Meh-hee-co"?
charmuse
04-23-2002, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by hello_lola
Jose Ebert.
So, who does say "Meh-hee-co"?
Not McGuirk..........
Why haven't we seen Shake's room yet?
Morgan Sloat
04-23-2002, 02:19 PM
Did you see the kitchen? *shudder* I don't want to
Why in the last 2 episodes have they NOT been in Carls pool at all?
Depth Charge
04-23-2002, 03:56 PM
It is too dirty to swim in... (that's what happens when you let dirty wads of meat to float around)
Where did Space Ghost dump that intern from last Sunday's episode?
In Chinatown.
Does Carl work?
Nope. He just lives off the insurance checks every time something gets blown up by Shake. :)
Where did Botan get her school girl uniform?
Karl Olson
04-23-2002, 10:31 PM
Macy's school girl outfit department.
Who would win in a rap-off, MC Chris or Schooly D?
Ravenger
04-23-2002, 10:43 PM
MC Chris... hands down.
If Dr. Quinn's IQ is 260.... what is Stormy's IQ?
skojoe
04-23-2002, 11:13 PM
2.60
how many cartons a day does the bebop go through
bassist
04-23-2002, 11:17 PM
none. You can't buy in cartons anymore because the theiving kiniving tobacco companies want to drive up prices to match "the patch" and "the gum"...
If meatwad sleeps on a grill, how come he doesn't burn?
Morgan Sloat
04-24-2002, 12:12 AM
It's a fake fire...
What happened to Leonard Ghostal after he bailed with the Saucer Crab?
Ravenger
04-24-2002, 01:42 AM
They stopped off at a bar to watch WCW Nitro(it was still on back when the episode was made).
*100th post milestone astrisk
How many actual kinds of Bebop Cola are there?
Momijii
04-24-2002, 02:09 AM
Geez...There's Bebop Cola out there,no way! I got to try it out sometime!
How did Ein get to be so genetically smart?
Morgan Sloat
04-24-2002, 04:19 AM
The result of a terrifying experiment between funyuns and pez.
What caused sparks to have messed up legs? (Marco yelling at Sparks in Spanish last episode revealed there is an issue with his legs)
G-Pnet_Chris
04-24-2002, 12:39 PM
He tried to eat them.
Why do I find myself very attracted to Botan?
Sicko.
Who would win in Frylock vs. Gato in his GP-02?
bassist
04-24-2002, 04:16 PM
Inignot: We, the Mooninites, for your lasers are primitive in their third dimension. We would destroy you with our five dimesional quad laser.
Err: Five thousand!
Inignot: Yes, five thousand dimensional quad laser.
--
Why is the Holy Roman empire neither holy nor Roman?
ZorBrak
04-24-2002, 06:15 PM
A.
Galaxia
04-24-2002, 09:23 PM
Um, right
How will Faye pay off her massive debt?
Fireswarm
04-24-2002, 09:59 PM
She secretely sells Jet's stuff away or keep hunting for more bounties.
What would happen if Master Shake is shot with the quad laser? Will his shake melt.
Quad lasers don't exist. The Mooninites made them up to cover their lack of modern 3D graphics.
Can we get some more bishonen guys on ASA?
Darnit, that's what I get for reading the other page instead of the last one.
hello_lola
04-25-2002, 01:03 AM
Sure, whatever makes you happy :) .
Who is the mayor of Los Braingeles?
G-Pnet_Chris
04-25-2002, 12:54 PM
Carl and sons.
Do you think Botan would go on a date with me?
Allen's Nickname.
04-25-2002, 12:59 PM
Sicko.
Why does Pilot Candiate exist?
Momijii
04-25-2002, 01:24 PM
It just does.
Which was a good villain that was on Adult Swim?
Vicious.
Would Stormy and the Mooninites get along?
chibilain
04-25-2002, 04:02 PM
Just as long as they shared their cigarettes.
Who would make a better couple; Faye and Spike, or Faye and Jet?
G-Pnet_Chris
04-25-2002, 05:14 PM
Faye and Spike. There's so much sexual tension between those two, you could cut it with a meat cleaver.
Should I seek counciling?
charmuse
04-25-2002, 05:23 PM
We probably all should... :eek:
What is Carl's last name?
Karl Olson
04-25-2002, 07:49 PM
His last name is Olsen.
If Inu-Yasha runs on AS, what style of music will be used in the promos?
Momijii
04-26-2002, 02:57 AM
I would hope with it's original music like Change the world and My will.
How old is Yusuke Urameshi ?
bassist
04-26-2002, 12:35 PM
4,386,725,981,359,628 earth years, 7 earth months, 12 earth days, 62 earth hours, 45 earth minutes, and 16 earth seconds, 17, 18, 19, 20...
What happens if I do this?
Probably nothing.
Could Harvey Birdman convince people that Shake is smart?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-26-2002, 04:32 PM
No, but he could convince them that they both operate on roughly the same level...
Why hasn't Yusuke's resurrection caused him more legal problems...or even garnered more notice, damn it?
Parallax
04-26-2002, 10:35 PM
They could think hes in a coma.
What kind of camera does Brandon use in HM.
Lord of the Vortex
04-26-2002, 10:39 PM
one for making movies
Have you ever weighed yourself then ate a whole beeflog then weighed yourself again?
Karl Olson
04-26-2002, 10:39 PM
a X10 spycam!
If you had to remove one person from any ASA show, and move them to an ASC show, who would you move, where would you move them to and why would you move that person to that show?
chibilain
04-26-2002, 10:53 PM
I'd move Ed from Cowboy Bebop, for the soul reason that she's just as crazy and non-sensical as 90% of the ASC characters. I dunno what show though...probably Space Ghost since she could annoy the crew and outwit Zorak and what not. Or ATHF JUST so that she could befriend Meatwad and creep Shake out. And then her and Frylock could do computer things! And Carl would hit on her, because, he's dirty! =D
Would you date Space Ghost?
Lord of the Vortex
04-26-2002, 10:53 PM
I'd leave them where they are, in that case, but it might be intresting if you transferred an action character to another action show(lets say we put zero from PC on Gundam or Cowboy bebop, so he gets killed) other than that I like character development so far.
If Adult swim had its own brand of bar soap what would it smell like?
bassist
04-27-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Lord of the Vortex
Have you ever weighed yourself then ate a whole beeflog then weighed yourself again?
Yes.
Originally posted by chibilain
Would you date Space Ghost?
No.
Originally posted by Lord of the Vortex
If Adult swim had its own brand of bar soap what would it smell like?
Maybe.
Hey MC CHRIS! How do you like these?
chibilain
04-27-2002, 12:59 PM
I think I'll borrow Spaz13_88's line for this one;
"Sicko."
If you could create a show for ASC, would you, and what would it be about?
Lord of the Vortex
04-27-2002, 01:10 PM
I would create a show with giant rocks and edible twigs.
Will Old kentucky shark ever come back to space ghost?
Depth Charge
04-27-2002, 01:30 PM
No, it exploded. Unless Frylock has a sample to put in his cloning machine.......
In the last episode of ATHF, what type of magazines were in Carl's room?
G-Pnet_Chris
04-27-2002, 01:43 PM
You know EXACTLY what kind of magazines were in Carl's room.
Does Toonzone have the coolest smilies or what? :yakko: :wakko: :dot: :bosko:
They're pretty cool.
Who's dumber, Meatwad or Ed?
chibilain
04-27-2002, 01:55 PM
Ed. Meatwad is just...naive...
WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME?!
You need a psychatrist. You and the sicko who likes Botan.
Why did they make Botan look like...that?!
Lord of the Vortex
04-27-2002, 08:33 PM
For situational irony.
Who invented the taco?
bassist
04-27-2002, 10:39 PM
Alexander Joseph Taco Esq, III of course.
How fat is my momma?
Allen's Nickname.
04-27-2002, 11:49 PM
36 inches. Side to side.
Why did Vicious use a church to lure Spike into a bloody semi-endgame in "Ballad Of fallen angles?"
Fireswarm
04-28-2002, 12:02 AM
They had a previous battle there?
As seen in the flashbacks.
Why are the robots in PC seen as people?
Because they're just as dumb.
Who's the dumbest person/thing on AS?
ZorBrak
04-28-2002, 02:37 PM
Captain Linger by far...but who says that's a bad thing :D those clips of him are hillrious
Who is dumber Brak or Meatwad?
Brak. Meatwad is just naive. :wakko:
Okay, so people don't like me talking about how sexy Botan is. Would you prefer I talked about how sexy Kurama ("fox-boy") is? :D
Ravenger
04-28-2002, 09:24 PM
No. That now makes you sicker then the Boton comments.
Texas deathmatch... Lenard Ghostal(SG's Grandpa from "Piledriver") v. Zorak... who will win?!
NewLib
04-28-2002, 09:32 PM
Lenard Ghostal, if he uses the flying elbow drop.
Is Brak's dad an illegal immigrant?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-28-2002, 09:50 PM
Brak's dad is his own law! He spits on your Department of Immigration! Ptui! Ptui!
Is anyone eerily, and against all reason, attracted to Brak's mom...?
(I know, I know. Oh Lord, have mercy on me, a sinner...)
Allen's Nickname.
04-28-2002, 10:02 PM
Well....um.....uhhhhhh...NO! SICKO! *Takes cold shower*
What does Mike Lazzo look like?
chibilain
04-28-2002, 10:58 PM
Who cares? He's one step bellow God in my department. =D *suckup suckup*
How in the hell did you FIND Adult Swim?
bassist
04-29-2002, 01:18 AM
Well, one day in Allentown, Pennsylvania, I was sitting around eating my pemento and cheese sandwich and drink tea with the esteemed Lady Quagmire when a small rodent came running by flashing the entire entourage of spectators at this very exclusive Allentown pool for members only. Well, I, feeling quite the disgust, chased this squirrel-like creature to a small hole in the gound. As it dove into its burrough, I grasped its tail and hauled back. In exchange for it's freedom, it promised me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked for eternal youth, but the rodent said, "Sorry, bub, but I ain't that kinda genie... two more wishes." For my second wish, I requested the company of many lovely ladies like my contemporary Hugh Hefner, but the rodent replied, "Hef's one of a kind, bub, and unless you want his old sack of bones body, you're out of luck... one wish left." By now I was incredibly irate. In my exasperation, I wished that I had but one evening a week to enjoy entertainment made especially for me. To this, the rodent said, "Now that I can give you... You gots cable, right? Well turn on Cartoon Network on Saturdays at 11 pm and there'll be some shows you might enjoy... Unfortunately, watch out for the crap they try to pass off as shows on Saturday." With this said, I returned to my lakeside estate in my 1942 limousine and awaited my granted wish. And that, my good sir, is how I learned of Adult Swim.
What the hell was I thinking writing that?
Momijii
04-29-2002, 02:25 AM
Hmm,you need to ask yourself.
Isn't Brak adorable?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-29-2002, 01:26 PM
Yes. He's a wuzzle, and his name is Peanut.
Why hasn't Frylock killed, or at least maimed, Master Shake yet?
Beacuse he cools the pool in the summer time
Why dose Frylock wear braces?
chibilain
04-29-2002, 03:22 PM
Duh! Same reason as everyone else! In order to gather heat power to be able to shoot the light beams out of his eyes...
Aren't I cute? :D
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-29-2002, 03:47 PM
You are a ray of light in a black sea of despair.
Why Marduk, son of Ea, slayer of Tiamat?
Because it's true.
Do the Mooninites know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Toostie Pop?
Mr. Jangles
04-29-2002, 04:22 PM
Yes, but they won't tell us because we could not possibly comprehend with one hundred percent of our brain.
If you were to cook meatwad, what side dishes would you have him with?
skojoe
04-29-2002, 04:28 PM
french fries and a pistachio milkshake... but something tells me thateating a talking wad of meat might be hazardous to ones health.
how much money did sparks end up making selling herbal supplements and what did he buy?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-29-2002, 04:57 PM
A great deal of money... but Marduk ripped him off, and he died broke, a shivering pillhead...
So, why HAS Huckleberry Hound, a dog who has held down several jobs, and wears a tie, devolved into a primitive state, and is presently going around devouring 80-year old noses?
Depth Charge
04-29-2002, 05:24 PM
His defense mechanisms cannot hold back his mental disorder. Do to a lack of nose touching in his oral cognitive-developmental stage, he has gained a fixation with noses....(ask Freud)
On the last Brak Show, Zorak was talking on the phone and said, " and they're pierced? All 5 of them?" What was he referring to?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-29-2002, 06:38 PM
Ears. She has five pierced...ears...
Is Captain Murphy stupid, like Stormy, or crazy, like Sparks? Explain and discuss.
Captain Murphy is just plain stupid...beacuse it takes a pretty complex mind to come up with some of the stuff that Sparks comes up with....and i doubt that Sparks would have gotten caught under a Bebop cola machinee.........i could be wrong though
How many times has Sea Lab been destroyed?
bassist
04-29-2002, 11:30 PM
none... it's still there isn't it?
Whatever happened to the guatamalan fighting dogs?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-30-2002, 09:07 AM
They go to' up on malt liquor, and went to Tijuana.
Who would like to see Zero Enna of Pilot Candidate launched into the fiery bowels of the sun?
Allen's Nickname.
04-30-2002, 09:26 AM
Bill Clinton, Botan, Shake, and Richard Simmons.
How do you get to Seseme Street?
Ravenger
04-30-2002, 10:59 AM
Its right down the road, off of the corner with the greasy guy selling "herbal suppliments". You know... its right by that drive thru liquor store.
Was Captain Murphy really under the effects of the Stimutacs or did he just get a placebo?
The Tentacle of DOOM
04-30-2002, 11:41 AM
Emily Dickinson.
How did a sociopath like Sparks get hired anyway? I mean, screw the "they've all gone crazy" argument--that level of personality disorder takes years to get going...
Hired? Didn't you know? Sealab is really just an underwater insane asylum.
Botan is out, Kurama is out... should I mention how cute Ein is instead? :wakko:
Allen's Nickname.
04-30-2002, 10:20 PM
Sicko
When will "Killing Useless Cartoons" primire? (sp?)
Karl Olson
04-30-2002, 10:24 PM
Universal Century 0089.
Rabbot vs. Gundam Unit 02 - who would win, and why?
Rabbot beacuse he would just spray him in the eye and then hop alll over him mauahahahaha
Why dose Frylock have a picture of him with Dr. Weird?!
hello_lola
04-30-2002, 11:16 PM
Because Frylock is Dr. Weird's long-lost illegitimate son.
Where does Ein go to the bathroom?
Ein is litter-trained. That doesn't seem to make Faye feel any better about it though. :D
Why is everyone wishing so hard to get Neon Genesis: Evangelion on Adult Swim?
bassist
05-01-2002, 12:04 AM
Because they just found out Santa doesn't exist and need something to restore faith...
What is soilent green anyway?
SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
How did Space ghost fix the broken pipes?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-01-2002, 11:09 AM
He didn't.
How can I have leonine mane of hair like Brak's dad used to, to dazzle and intimidate my non-leonine opponents?
Maul a lion with your bare hands and skin it alive! Or just buy a really shaggy wig.
Will Spider-Man be worth $8.50?
bassist
05-02-2002, 12:21 AM
Only if we're talking rubles...
If lockjaw always makes you smile, where can I get some for my grandma?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-02-2002, 10:04 AM
Oh, I think I can hook you up with some...
Why is the sky?
DR. BELCH
05-02-2002, 12:06 PM
Because we need some contrast to let us know where to stop mowing.
Wouldn't eating a moldy, perambulating, biting space lobster give Ed a severe case of the Hershey squirts at least?
Considering how weird she is now, it can't get much worse.
Yuske vs. the PTA, who wins?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-02-2002, 06:09 PM
Do NOT mess with the PTA. Trust me on this.
Notice how Keiko seems to have disappeared from Yu Yu Hakusho?
Allen's Nickname.
05-02-2002, 07:53 PM
It was Botan's fault. I don't know how, I don't know why, but I know it was Botan's fault.
Why does this thread exist?
Sheer entertainment value.
Am I crazy for moving to Alaska?
bassist
05-03-2002, 02:04 AM
Not if you're a pothead...
What weighs more: a pound of feathers or a different pound of feathers?
Momijii
05-03-2002, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by bassist
Not if you're a pothead...
What weighs more: a pound of feathers or a different pound of feathers?
The different pound!
Does Ein of Cowboy Bebop get special dog food?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-03-2002, 02:07 PM
Depends on the funds...
What exactly did happen between Spike, Vicious and Julia, anyway...?
It's a long story.
Why does Zorak hang out with Brak? Shouldn't he steal a Gundam or something?
chibilain
05-03-2002, 03:18 PM
Phhbbt. Zorak doesn't NEED a Gundam to cause mayhem and distruction. He just hangs out with Brak because of the crush he has on Brak's mom.
Ladies; Would YOU kick Spike outta bed for eating crackers?
:D
Momijii
05-03-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by chibilain
Ladies; Would YOU kick Spike outta bed for eating crackers?
:D
As sick as this sounds I wouldn't mind! ;)
Is Zorak ever going to change?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-03-2002, 04:58 PM
No, he's a remorseless sinner...
Well, isn't that something?
Allen's Nickname.
05-03-2002, 07:25 PM
It just isn't.
Spike Vs. Botan. Who wins?
Considering Spike wouldn't have any reason to fight her (can you put a bounty on Death?), I'd say... the fans! Wouldn't they make a cute, if strange, couple? :wakko: Don't answer that...
If Spike could have a Gundam, which one would it be?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-03-2002, 08:59 PM
It'd be one with lung cancer...
Whose kung-fu is best?
Karl Olson
05-04-2002, 01:13 AM
Shoalin Kung-Fu (especially when used to play soccer)
Would you drink master shake?
hello_lola
05-04-2002, 01:25 AM
Eeeeewww NO! That would be like drinking my own brother...if he were a shake.
Isn't Koenma just adorable :D ?!
Allen's Nickname.
05-04-2002, 01:30 AM
Sicko
All of the Adult Swim characters pile into a small room and are forced to fight each other to the deth. Who wins?
bassist
05-04-2002, 02:56 AM
Slim, from Saddlerash... after his terrible failure against Tommy Morgan and his gang, Slim practiced a lot and perfected loading, relaoding and firing all in one swift motion to complete his tounge-slinging technique. In addition, he has a message for all of you. "Where?" you ask. It's in his pants. Look out guys, a hero is born!
Where can you find the best Narators? San Francisco? Chicago? I bet they have good narators. But not here in Saddlerash. Just me. I wonder if we could get a narator from somewhere else to come... like a guest narator... but I'm rambling again. So where are the best narators?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-04-2002, 08:33 AM
They come from France.
At night, when I close my eyes, I see a dancing line of meat byproducts. Am I strange?
Momijii
05-04-2002, 05:03 PM
Uh,well dreaming of meat could mean that your hungry!
Why didn't Spike make a move for Faye?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-04-2002, 09:50 PM
He did. Several times. It was just Spike-style, which is so damn laconic that us mere mortals can barely percieve it...
Isn't Nina's large friend terrifying?
Fireswarm
05-05-2002, 04:49 PM
Nah.
Who is your favorite ATHF character.
skojoe
05-06-2002, 01:44 AM
A: after tonights episode... CARL
Q: What was your high score in the special balloon stage, and did you get the bonus pretzel?
Allen's Nickname.
05-06-2002, 10:39 AM
223474. I got the doll.
When does Evangelon primeire(sp?) on ASA?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-06-2002, 02:14 PM
When hell freezes over.
What is Dr. Weird doing in Bellevue...?
kachuke
05-06-2002, 02:19 PM
after carl takes a bath and gets a job (tentacle beat me!!)
they have a good hamburger stand down the street
if someone ate a chunk of meatwad would they gain special meatwad powers?
Probably just food poisoning.
Fight time- The Sealab crew vs this thing http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/z/mrx-010.htm
Who wins?
Lord of the Vortex
05-06-2002, 07:36 PM
Sealab Crew hands down.
If you were locked in a room with a giant walrus what would it sa to you?
Hal6655321
05-06-2002, 08:50 PM
a: so... I guess this is your first time alone with a giant walrus, dont worry everyone is scared at first but once you get to know me you'll be thinking to yourself that you made a grave mistake it judgeing that poor ol giant walrus, and you will never make that mistake again becauce one day when your alone you might run into an ugly miniature platypus and you'll say "my what an ugly miniature platypus!" and walk away only to realize that it was full of magical happy pills and it only wanted to share.................... THEN WHOSE THE BIG ULGY STUPID WALRUS HUH?
Q:those two little kids in the gray suits on home movies are gay, right?
Lord of the Vortex
05-06-2002, 09:02 PM
I would Imagine based on their dialect, I really can't stand them.
Did they really invent the telephone?
bassist
05-07-2002, 02:30 AM
Do you doubt it for a minute?
This show sucks. The writers suck. Do I really look like that?
hello_lola
05-07-2002, 02:47 AM
You wish.
Can you see this? Because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-07-2002, 10:28 AM
I'VE GONE BLIIIIND!!!
Who are the Brain Police?
Ravenger
05-07-2002, 11:13 AM
The people who denied characters like Brak, Space Ghost, Stormy, Meatwad, and the entire cast of Pilot Candidate a brain to prevent them from taking over the world.
When will Sealab 2021 The Action Playset be available?
When Evangelion comes out on Adult Swim.
Who is Spark's mentor?
Hal6655321
05-07-2002, 08:59 PM
A: the author of an indecent proposal
Q:whats that new show(maybe) inu-yasha about?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-07-2002, 09:13 PM
Well, there's this half-demon guy and--
(Suddenly, he is shot by a pair of Gene Wilders.)
Who here's seen 'Start the Revolution Without Me'?
ProdigyCube
05-07-2002, 09:57 PM
answer:No
question:Who would win in a fight? Betty or The announcer guy?
hello_lola
05-08-2002, 01:26 AM
I'm thinking Betty, because she's in such great shape.
Why does Cynthia wear legwarmers? They're soooo 1984.
skojoe
05-08-2002, 02:14 AM
because they are awesome
When Meatwad is pressured into smoking what brand does he smoke...
Allen's Nickname.
05-08-2002, 10:49 AM
The brand Spike smokes. Of course.
Shake vs. Spike. Who wins?
ProdigyCube
05-08-2002, 11:54 AM
Duh, Spike. The only defense shake would have is to fall on him.
Question:Will Yu Yu Hakusho ever develope a reguler plot?
Johnny_Unusual
05-08-2002, 12:27 PM
I'm not sure what you mean, but it's compsed of several adventures. Coming up next is all four heroes finally teaming up to stop a gang of demon who plague the earth with bugs, short battle through a millionaries mansion and a death tournament to fight a Dragonball-esque assassin who starts by only using 20% of his power. Luckily the fights are shorter than DBZ.
Will Adult Swim ever have a special night were they'll air Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door?
charmuse
05-08-2002, 03:21 PM
The Dream Police's boring cousins!
Is there Porn on on the Moon?
Yes, but it is beyond all we can comprehend with 100% of our brains.
Could the Mooninites design mobile suits?
bassist
05-08-2002, 04:25 PM
Inignot: We have no need of your useless technology...
Err: Yeah!
Inignot: If you tried to defeat us, we would destroy you with our quad laser and then flip the bird as hard as we can.
Err: Yeah! And we'll smoke while we flip the bird!
Just a reminder to all who reply to this thread... remember that all questions must be "stupid"... this is the "ask a stupid question" thread, not the "ask some stupid questions and some not so stupid questions as well" thread.
Got that? Good, so now back to our regularly scheduled stupid questions:
Would the mooninites taste better boiled, fried, or baked?
charmuse
05-08-2002, 04:28 PM
blackened by Paul Prudhomme!
But would the still go to Mardi Gras?
VashTheStampede
05-08-2002, 04:34 PM
Only to show their breasts.
Mooninites/ boxers or briefs?
ProdigyCube
05-08-2002, 06:45 PM
Answer:No
Question:Will they ever replace the announcer guy?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-08-2002, 07:37 PM
Foolish mortal! They have already engineered a new announcer 1000000000x as obnoxious as the present one, and wait to unleash him on the world! NYHAHAHAHA!
Am I a fool to do your dirty work?
hello_lola
05-08-2002, 10:24 PM
Of course not, now pipe down!
Better hair: Frylock or Spike?
kachuke
05-08-2002, 11:42 PM
frylock
can anyone beat that perm?
Ten98
05-09-2002, 05:36 AM
Vash The stampede's Blonde Mohecan beats all.
Who's smarter, Ed or Ein?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-09-2002, 09:01 AM
Ein is smarter, but Ed has opposable thumbs...
Which catfight would you rather see? Faye vs. TV14 Debbie? Or Botan vs. Nina?
Allen's Nickname.
05-09-2002, 10:04 AM
A. Sicko
B. Faye and Botan
Why is Matt Wilson so brilliant?
ProdigyCube
05-09-2002, 10:15 AM
One day he was taking a bath. But all of the sudden his hairdryer fell in! After he got out he became a super genuis with an IQ of 230.
Question:Why am I such a genuis.
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-09-2002, 11:13 AM
Snort-hehehehe...
*contorts with laughter*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
*recovers his calm*
I have no idea...
Can you dance if you want to? Can you leave your friends behind?
Ten98
05-09-2002, 11:26 AM
Sure can, I wouldn't be much of a friend if I couldn't
can we go where we want to, a place where they will never find?
:eek:
Johnny_Unusual
05-09-2002, 12:26 PM
If you must, but remember to bring a jacket, because it will be cold.
Who would least want to be your roommate: Josh (the fat greasy one) from Eltingville or Master Shake?
bassist
05-09-2002, 01:02 PM
Yes-sir-re-bob, I think it's time for suicide if either one of those moved in... I barely have enough room for my cooks, butlers, harem, cats, dogs, hamsters, meece, moose, and mother...
Which was the better Men at Work: Band or Movie? Wasn't Charlie Sheen coked up for both?
charmuse
05-09-2002, 01:15 PM
[Which was the better Men at Work: Band or Movie? Wasn't Charlie Sheen coked up for both? [/B][/QUOTE]
Band and yes!
But was Emilio or Martin?
Don't know.
Stormy and Quinn vs. this guy ;) (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/zz/fa-010s.htm)
Johnny_Unusual
05-09-2002, 02:45 PM
Quinn would win solo but with Stormy, he'd screw everything up.
Aquabats (Eltingville) Vs. Schoolly D (Aqua Teens theme) Vs. Calamine (Sealab theme).
Schooly D.
The main event and last fight for a while- Space Ghost vs. our mystery opponnet (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/cca/rx-93.htm). Who wins?
Johnny_Unusual
05-09-2002, 03:53 PM
Considering that we don't know whose piloting the gundam it's kinda hard to say. However, why would you want your gundam to have just one win.
Will this thread ever end?
VashTheStampede
05-09-2002, 03:57 PM
Right about.............................now.
Could koenma pilot a Gundam?
Originally posted by Johnny_Unusual
Considering that we don't know whose piloting the gundam it's kinda hard to say.
Amuro Ray is the pilot, and I'm getting sick of the one-on-one questions. So who would win?
Koenma probably couldn't reach the controls.
Is this repetetive?
skojoe
05-09-2002, 05:32 PM
very
but do we care?
bassist
05-09-2002, 07:15 PM
very
but do we care?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-09-2002, 08:04 PM
very
but do we care?
VashTheStampede
05-09-2002, 08:16 PM
Nope
but does Carl care?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-09-2002, 09:27 PM
As long as he gets his magazines, his pool, and lots of 80s rock, Carl is fine...
Who remembers Walt Kelly's Pogo?
No
But Dose Master Shake care?
Johnny_Unusual
05-09-2002, 10:07 PM
He was don with this thread the minute he saw it.
Has anyone read that weird issue of Swamp Thing featuring space aliens who looked like the cast of Walt Kelly's Pogo?
DJRed
05-10-2002, 05:04 AM
Swamp Thing?
Ya know I think I heard of that once when I was 3.
Who wrote the Book of Love?
Mr. JP loveinstine
If shake where to become a super hero, what would his name be?
Johnny_Unusual
05-10-2002, 11:15 AM
Either Master Master Shake or Captain-A-Lot-cooler-and-more-important-than-everyone-including-meatwad-and-frylock
If Space Ghost needed a permenant replacement, who should do the job?
DR. BELCH
05-10-2002, 12:11 PM
You could stick a dime-store mannequin in the chair and it'd be at least six eps before anyone'd notice the difference. Actually, the ratings might be even better.
Bizzy vs. The Birthday Lady in a fistfight. Who'd win?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-10-2002, 01:12 PM
The viewing audience.
Does this bug you? How about this?
Yes. That is really annoying.
Who came up with the idea for PC? Should he get life, or the death penalty?
VashTheStampede
05-10-2002, 05:00 PM
SLow slow torture.
Should everyone on the ship or just Zero die.
bassist
05-10-2002, 07:08 PM
Let them live... it would be more painful that way!
If a train leaves Chicago going 60 miles an hour headed to New York City and another Train leaves New York on the same track for Chicago going 13 miles an hour, do people with extra hair bother you when you're making love to them?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-10-2002, 07:26 PM
Emily Dickinson.
Who would win in a fight--Zero, or Sparks?
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