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Lord of the Vortex
05-10-2002, 09:28 PM
Easy, Sparks, Zero couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
Why do sharks explode?
chibilain
05-10-2002, 10:17 PM
To look for a mate. But sometimes, just to attract killer bees.
Me VS Your mom. Who totally 0wnz!?1/1/11
hello_lola
05-11-2002, 01:56 AM
I've gotta go with my mom, but, then again, I am partial ;) .
Should Edward be on Ritalin?
bassist
05-11-2002, 02:15 AM
Depends on what other uppers she's already on and how they mix.
Who would win: Zero or a paper bag?
The paper bag. It would trap Zero.
When people watch PC, are you SUPPOSED to root for the monsters? Because I find myself doing that.
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-11-2002, 05:47 PM
Well, they are called VICTIM...
Are you not pheasant plucker, but the pheasant plucker's son, only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes?
Johnny_Unusual
05-11-2002, 10:38 PM
Sure, Why not.
What would you do with the Foreigner belt from ATHF?
chibilain
05-12-2002, 03:16 PM
Sell it on ebay. =D
Whats Master Shake's favorite song?
Karl Olson
05-12-2002, 08:34 PM
Anything by Loverboy
Faye vs. Debbie vs. Kizuna vs. Bizzy vs. Paula Small vs. Brak's Mom vs. Botan vs. Nina Purpleton vs. Aisha Clan-Clan vs. Ryoko, no holds barred cagematch fight to the death, who would win?
Ramso
05-12-2002, 09:36 PM
Ryoko, but if I had anything to do with it, Faye would come out on top. *wink*
Would you understand my shouting Braille when there's a blender in the oven?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-12-2002, 09:53 PM
Yes.
Who is eviler, Space Ghost or Zorak? (And remember--Space Ghost blew up the Hoover Dam...)
Allen's Nickname.
05-12-2002, 10:10 PM
Zorak. The Ghost is just nuts.
When will David Cross get his own show on AS?
hello_lola
05-12-2002, 10:46 PM
After CN fires those nosy kids and their mutt.
Would you enter the Genkai tournament, and if you did, would you win?
Johnny_Unusual
05-13-2002, 11:13 AM
I would ebnter, but I'd only get as far as the spirit testing games. And frankly, that's as far as I want to get.
Which you most want to have: the Foreigner belt or an immobile suit Gundam
I use the Foreigner belt to get me a Gundam.
Eminem vs. Master Shake, who wins?
Yes, I'd stay in Genkai's testing room, but I'd play the other games she says are "only for her".
And then I'd leave the compound and hang out with the guys from Street Fighter.
Hal6655321
05-13-2002, 09:06 PM
Okay I think he got a little off track so I'll start it off again.
A:Master Shake because I HATE rap and eminem
Q:What is Inu-Yashu about?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-13-2002, 09:33 PM
The twin Gene Wilders look up. One glances at a book and begins.
"Well, says here it's about a demon--"
Suddenly, they are shot by a pair of Donald Sutherlands.
Come on. Someone here has seen "Start the Revolution Without Me", haven't they?
Hal6655321
05-13-2002, 09:36 PM
A: no1 cares
Q:seriously what is inu-yashu about?(if your another dumbass dont reply)
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-13-2002, 10:11 PM
The Donald Sutherlands glance up. "Says here it's about--"
At that point, they are shot by the Man in the Iron Mask.
"Start the Revolution Without Me", people. It's a classic. At least one person out there's seen it, right...?
chibilain
05-15-2002, 10:29 AM
Uhh...no. Sorry, missed that one.
If Meatwad got a gundam, would he totally ruin the controls?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-15-2002, 10:50 AM
The secret is in the wrist.
How many children were harmed by the children's product that Spoony was mascot for?
None as far as the FBI is concerned.
If shake had This (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/f91/f91.htm) and took on Thunderclees, could he win?
No, because Shake would have no idea how to pilot the thing. Or how to get the cockpit door open.
If Spike were dropped into Tenchi Muyo, would the girls stick with Tenchi or flock to him instead?
Johnny_Unusual
05-15-2002, 05:19 PM
Sure, Spike's the real lady killer, but when you got royal blood running through your veins, your more attractive. Sides, I don't think Ayeka wants to date a smoker. Ryoko probably doesn't care.
Also, I'm surprised no one noticed that I wrote immobile suit Gundam rather than mobile suit Gundam... I'm not witty. I'm sorry. Anyhoo...
What's the worst thing that Shake's done to Meatwad?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-15-2002, 09:31 PM
I went to Master Shake himself with this question, and here's what he had to say:
"The worst thing I've ever done to him? How dare you say that! I do everything for that disgusting hunk of meat, and do I ever get any credit? No! I work my fingers to the bone--and I mean that in a way that isn't real, because I don't have any bones..."
I will cut him off here, as he continued to speak for some time after that...
Is Captain Murphy in reality--a Martian? *cue supenseful music*
Johnny_Unusual
05-15-2002, 09:40 PM
Judging from his attitude and his inferiority, he's a mooninite, only slightly more mature and dumber than Inignot and Err.
Should we find a way to have this thread terminated and start this whole thing on another thread or just see how far we can take this bad boy?
sandwichman
05-15-2002, 10:22 PM
We should stretch this thing until we are in the 80s.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if my mouth was full of bacon?
BlueAngelGal
05-15-2002, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by sandwichman
We should stretch this thing until we are in the 80s.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if my mouth was full of bacon?
None...the nearby truffle-sniffing pigs would smell the bacon, become outraged and chase both you and the woodchuck out of the forest.
What, exactly, is Meatwad made from, and what would be the best way to prepare him for dinner, if a person chose to do that?
Allen's Nickname.
05-16-2002, 10:44 AM
Meatwad is....
Toothpaste
Milkshake
Waking Life film
Animie
Mashed Bunny Guts
Mashed Billy (From Grim and Evil)
LSD
Special K.
A chunk of Frylock's jewel
Blood, Blood, BLOOD!
Cloth
Microchips
Molds
Milk.
To prepare him you add a pinch of fennel, some chillis, and cook in a hot tub.
Oh yeah, he's part meat.
How wild is Yaffa?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-16-2002, 11:35 AM
Yaffa's the wind, baby...
Is Spike Siegel the illegitmate great-grandson of Lupin III?
No.
Could the Mooninites zap those damn Episode II crowds at the theatre I work at?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-16-2002, 08:58 PM
No, but they could flip them the bird...
"While smoking!"
Yes, they'd smoke while they flipped them the bird...
The great-great-grandson, then?
Hal6655321
05-16-2002, 09:16 PM
A: uh....SURE!!
Q; How come you can say ass, butt, butthole and *******, and also butthead but NOT asshead?
BlueAngelGal
05-17-2002, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by Hal6655321
A: uh....SURE!!
Q; How come you can say ass, butt, butthole and *******, and also butthead but NOT asshead?
Because it reads like a shead (not that I know what a shead is, which leads me to....).
If a "shead" was a thing, what would it be?
bassist
05-17-2002, 02:58 AM
It would be a female shed... otherwise known as a "backyard brothel." That one's for the ladies!
Ever notice how Tenticle of Doom posts almost every other answer? Does this bother you? Do you think it's related to Brendon's Oedipus complex? If that was your step-Mom, wouldn't you have one too?
Allen's Nickname.
05-17-2002, 10:37 AM
Yes. Yes. No. Yes.
Why can't Bubbles be Bubbles?
DR. BELCH
05-17-2002, 10:56 AM
Because she knows squadoo about the Stanislavski method.
How many woolongs would you think Osama bin Laden would be worth?
30 million. Do the woolong math.
Am I the only one getting sick of hearing "Why can't Envangelion appear on AS?"
Allen's Nickname.
05-17-2002, 07:29 PM
Yes.
So, why can't Envangelion appear on AS?
Johnny_Unusual
05-17-2002, 07:55 PM
It's the work of invisible howler monkeys. And lots of them!
Harvey Birdman Vs. Mattlock in court. Whose the better lawyer?
sandwichman
05-17-2002, 08:02 PM
Reducto. He has a shrink gun!
If I baisted myself, would I become a turkey?
Chubby_Cox4444
05-18-2002, 12:37 AM
A: only if you pre heated to 360 degrees
Q: is it legal to have 2 gay kids (walter and perry) on AS?
BlueAngelGal
05-18-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Chubby_Cox4444
Q: is it legal to have 2 gay kids (walter and perry) on AS?
Only if they wait until 18 to get "married" (and move to Vermont, if they're not there already).
Why is Dolphin Boy so fat, anyway?
bassist
05-18-2002, 02:56 AM
It could be one of two reasons: 1) Because of a hormonal imbalance inherited from his parents that gives him a slow metabolism combined with a lack of excercise and a tendency to sink in the water around sealab. 2) He eats like he's Shaq. (BOO LAKERS)
If Debbie became a lesbian, where would Quinn go for sex?
Karl Olson
05-18-2002, 03:20 AM
Black Debbie.
Yaffa vs. Yatta, who wins?
Chubby_Cox4444
05-18-2002, 11:09 AM
A: since i only know of Yaffa....ill say Yaffa!
Q: What ever happened to those Guatamalen fighting dogs Murphy adopted?
They went to Tibet.
Tag match, Quinn andhis robot (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/f91/f91.htm) vs. Stormy and Thunderclees, who wins?
Allen's Nickname.
05-19-2002, 05:21 PM
Thundercleese kills Stormy. Then they all have pie.
Who is Calhoun07? What does he stand for? Is he a good man?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-19-2002, 06:25 PM
The son of Calhoun06. Free drinks for everyone. That depends.
How much luckier can Yusuke get?
Allen's Nickname.
05-19-2002, 10:15 PM
While fighting with the deadly Ukuno, Botan just happens to loose her robe.....
When will The Simpsons appear on AS?
When Hell freezes over.
... Why did it suddenly get cold in here?
Lonestarr
05-20-2002, 08:57 AM
Some meathead left the refrigerator door open.
Honest question:
Why do so many people at this board dislike "Baby Blues"?
You mean you don't know?
Will this thread die before EVA airs on the AS?
endless mike
05-20-2002, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Beatdigga
You mean you don't know?
Will this thread die before EVA airs on the AS?
Not any more, cause I just posted
In the Gundam 0083 opening song, what does the singer not want when she says "I don't want....."
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-20-2002, 04:12 PM
The song to be translated from Japanese...
How does a woman juggle a child and a career?
DR. BELCH
05-20-2002, 05:30 PM
Either she should marry a house-husband, or get her brother-in-law to babysit. One way or the other, don't be surprised if the kid picks up bad habits like nose-picking and spitting.
Hey! Who farted?
bassist
05-20-2002, 06:33 PM
Ignore this post... see below
bassist
05-20-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by The Tentacle of DOOM
How does a woman juggle a child and a career?
I know it's already been answered, but I couldn't resist:
With two hands.
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Hey! Who farted?
Whoever smelt it, dealt it...
Will Martin Lawrence ever make a cartoon, and if he does, who volunteers to shoot me before the premiere?
Mr. Jangles
05-21-2002, 01:22 AM
Me
What type of gun should i use?
a 350 glock with the shot back
If i were a chicken, what species would i be?
Chickens are only one species.
What's more repetetive on this thread, the mecha links, or the PC bashing?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-21-2002, 03:38 PM
Emily Dickinson.
Do you know 'race car' is the same forwards and backwards?
Galaxia
05-21-2002, 04:24 PM
Yes I did.
Who let the dogs out?
Lonestarr
05-21-2002, 06:53 PM
Who cares?!
What number am I thinking of?
ChibiOne
05-21-2002, 06:59 PM
-16.765
what language is the song "Tu Pauperum Refuguim" in?
Galaxia
05-21-2002, 08:23 PM
Swahili.
What sound does a doggy make?
endless mike
05-21-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by SpikeJet143
Swahili.
What sound does a doggy make?
Catherine Zeta Jones: "It was a hard question"
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-21-2002, 10:04 PM
The Planet of Mimes care. Their world is one of peace, and love.
Is your liver secretly plotting to replace you, or members of your family...?
Galaxia
05-21-2002, 11:18 PM
I should hope not - my liver should know better than that!
Oh, and by the way - is this your card?
BlueAngelGal
05-21-2002, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by The Tentacle of DOOM
Is your liver secretly plotting to replace you, or members of your family...?
It was, until I tamed it with heavy drugs (antibiotics! just say no, kids :) ).
What are some of MC Pee Pants' other hits?
Galaxia
05-21-2002, 11:26 PM
"Gotta Go Gotta Go" and "This Is Number One"
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-21-2002, 11:32 PM
Oh, and by the way - is this your card?
Nope. Try again.
Which is the better Beatle album--Revolver or Abbey Road?
bassist
05-22-2002, 02:31 AM
Help.
How could you?
because....
What has a less chance of airing on Adult Swim, TV-MA Debbie or this dude? (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/z/msz-006.htm)
Johnny_Unusual
05-22-2002, 06:20 PM
Anyone as long as you stop linking to Gundams! I don't mean to be rude, but it's kinda annoying.
If Frylock has bones and organs in his body (as shown on his anatomy chart in the wall), does Shake have any organs?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-22-2002, 06:41 PM
I've got to agree with you--it's annoying, especially because the links DON'T WORK! I MEAN--JEEZ, YOU COULD AT LEAST CHECK THESE THINGS OUT!
What were you saying?
Lonestarr
05-22-2002, 06:53 PM
Beats me.
Another honest question:
What's up with this William H. Macy/Cowboy Bebop obsession?!
BlueAngelGal
05-22-2002, 07:46 PM
If Frylock has bones and organs in his body (as shown on his anatomy chart in the wall), does Shake have any organs?
Yes, he's got four stomachs (like a cow) and a very, very tiny brain (like a chicken).
Another honest question:
What's up with this William H. Macy/Cowboy Bebop obsession?!
It's all part of a sick mind-control scheme -- those flashing light patterns used so often in Japanimation are really subliminal ads, much like MC Pee Pants' rap songs.
And getting us back on track: If Starboy and the Captain of Outer Space got in a fight for some reason, who would win and why?
Allen's Nickname.
05-23-2002, 09:56 AM
The Captin of Outer Space. He would use his power to call all the space creatures and use them to DESTROY Starboy.
Why can't I think of a question?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-23-2002, 10:27 AM
Because YOU ARE WEAK, FOOL!
What is the velocity of a three pound bird carrying a five pound coconut?
BlueAngelGal
05-23-2002, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by The Tentacle of DOOM
Because YOU ARE WEAK, FOOL!
What is the velocity of a three pound bird carrying a five pound coconut?
None...it's a simple matter of weight ratios.
If you were to use two birds, though, two swallows, would you rather use African or European swallows?
The European ones.
How many good questions can people come up with in this thread before they start repeating themselves?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-23-2002, 02:40 PM
The European ones.
How many good questions can people come up with in this thread before they start repeating themselves?
Chubby_Cox4444
05-23-2002, 03:26 PM
Aparently 333.
How the hell does Jason have craddle cap? :eek:
bassist
05-23-2002, 05:52 PM
Father McCleary had abused a babdy with Cradle Cap earlier the same day he abused Jason. Thankfully, Cardinal Law has forgiven all of them.
Aren't Catholics funny?
Galaxia
05-23-2002, 06:19 PM
Hysterical.
What are YOU doing?
Karl Olson
05-23-2002, 09:49 PM
reading this board.
should comedic anime be run on ASA or ASC?
Allen's Nickname.
05-23-2002, 10:23 PM
ASA. No, wait ASC. No, wait, Adult Swim thursday.
Speeking of which, what happened to the Thursday repeat?
Chubby_Cox4444
05-23-2002, 10:55 PM
they took it out back and shot it between the eyes
whats with mellisa...is she...you know.....african american or what?
Karl Olson
05-24-2002, 07:37 PM
she is probably african american, but I really don't know the answer to this question.
would you watch an adult swim classic block made up of shows like Rocky and Bullwinkle and politically incorrect Warner Bros, MGM and Hanna Harbara cartoons?
BlueAngelGal
05-25-2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Karl Olson
would you watch an adult swim classic block made up of shows like Rocky and Bullwinkle and politically incorrect Warner Bros, MGM and Hanna Harbara cartoons?
Abolutely, of course, yes, please! :) :) :)
What is the fat man doing across the road?
sandwichman
05-25-2002, 11:14 AM
Sitting.
If I have a stick in my ear, am I a helicopter?
Ikwig
05-25-2002, 01:07 PM
You can only be a helicopter if you have a stick in each ear - otherwise you're off balance and you'll get nowhere fast! :D
Didn't someone once say "there are no stupid questions. . .?
BlueAngelGal
05-25-2002, 02:37 PM
Yes, but there are definitely a lot of stupid people out there.
Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder of things we'll forget to do otherwise using a green magic marker on the back of your head? :)
Ikwig
05-25-2002, 05:27 PM
I don't mind; the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Lonestarr
05-25-2002, 08:53 PM
Eleventy-four.
Who left the cake out in the rain?
ChibiOne
05-25-2002, 11:39 PM
wasn't me.
are you ready to rumble?
DougGoneMAD
05-25-2002, 11:44 PM
17!
huh?
Karl Olson
05-26-2002, 12:02 AM
You think you're so cute with 3 dimentions. I have 5... thousand. ;)
Schooly D vs. MC Chris freestyle rap contest... which one wins?
Galaxia
05-26-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Lonestarr
Who left the cake out in the rain?
OH I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT - IT TOOK SO LONG TO BAKE IT!
Schooly D vs. MC Chris freestyle rap contest... which one wins?
It's a draw.
Um....how exactly does Gren hide his...erm...upper endowments?
DR. BELCH
05-26-2002, 12:22 AM
Scotch tape and baggy shirts. Although if he's only an A-cup, it might not take much to conceal his man-mammaries....
Is Frylock cooked in beef tallow or a much healthier-for-you peanut oil?
Whale blubber.
If Kuwabara found out Botan is really Death... would he kill himself for a date? :wakko:
Johnny_Unusual
05-26-2002, 01:12 PM
Let's face it: He would do that without knowing she's death.
Can Yusuke collect his insurence since he's been dead?
bassist
05-26-2002, 05:16 PM
Insurance? He didn't have insurance... it was all a pyramid scheme run by the American government called "Social Security..."
Where can I find me a pair of Hammer Pants?
Galaxia
05-26-2002, 09:17 PM
Take a time machine back to the 1990s - would you like me to wrap that up in a backwards cap along with the Cheers finale?
Heh, Spike vs Hamtaro in a battle - who would win?
Allen's Nickname.
05-27-2002, 03:03 PM
Using his mad skillz Hamtaro jumps down Spike's throat and suffocates him.
Tell Me about the man they call Joe Tully.
Karl Olson
05-27-2002, 03:24 PM
He's beyond everything, or so says Shake.
Should space ghost interview mc chris?
Galaxia
05-27-2002, 03:29 PM
that would be shibby! XD
when's dinner?
Ikwig
05-27-2002, 08:31 PM
6 o'clock sharp!!!
If Gundam Unit 1 fell into a certain spring in China, would it then turn into the White Goddess whenever it rained?
Evil Dr. Reef
05-27-2002, 08:36 PM
Jesus, I hope not...
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Ikwig
05-27-2002, 08:43 PM
42 :)
Now it all makes sense, doesn't it?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-27-2002, 09:44 PM
Especially the bit about the frogs...
What's God's last message to creation...?
Johnny_Unusual
05-27-2002, 10:37 PM
I'm really sorry about the whole creation thing. My bad (I haven't read Hichhiker's in years so I don't remember the actual answer.
Would Jim Kuback (Of Mission Hill) and Frylock hit it off as friends?
bassist
05-28-2002, 06:10 AM
No. Jim would obviously take Frylock away from his computer and his online stock brokerage.
What would you do for a romp in the hay with a marine? And don't worry, I'll give you allergy medication in case you're allergic to the hay...
Not a big fan of hay to begin with.
If you had my love, what would you do with it?
Evil Dr. Reef
05-28-2002, 02:34 PM
I'd make a poster out of it. Why?
Who can post a better question than me?
Ikwig
05-28-2002, 04:30 PM
Nobody!
Sigh. . . Given that, why should I even try?
sandwichman
05-28-2002, 04:44 PM
Free food!
Would you rather have A butter sandwich. a dodgeball machine, a time machine, or dimpled earmuffs?
Galaxia
05-28-2002, 07:49 PM
A time machine...although those dimpled earmuffs sound pleasing...
Will it rain today?
Evil Dr. Reef
05-28-2002, 07:54 PM
Not here, it won't.
When did this thread stop having anything to do with Adult Swim?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-28-2002, 09:36 PM
About five pages ago...
Do you juggle? If no, why not?
The Big Crouton
05-28-2002, 10:35 PM
no, because I'm allergic to rubber and rubber byproducts. Plus, my inner ear is on the outside.
when the bear clapped in Harver Birdman ATAL, what did it sound out in morse code?
Kenshin5000
05-29-2002, 02:11 PM
It sounded out "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Given the choice, would you rather become a lifetime member of NAMBLA or watch a marathon of Pilot Canidate?
At least the marathon ends.
When did this become "ask a stupid question about life, the universe, and everything?" And does Pilot Candidate air at the end of the universe?
bassist
05-29-2002, 04:19 PM
When God said "LET THERE BE A THREAD ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!" somewhere around day70 quadrillion. And no, Pilot candidate will not show at the end of the universe. It's been reserved for lawyers in Hell.
How come you can make better fajitas with taco seasoning than fajita seasoning?
because tacos and fajitas are very similar.
Is the end of all truly the end, or just another beggining?
Karl Olson
05-29-2002, 04:46 PM
Depends on the whether the glass is half empty or half full.
Spirit Gun or Spirit Sword: which would you want, and why?
Evil Dr. Reef
05-29-2002, 05:03 PM
Spirit Sword. It looks cooler, and you can use it more than once a day.
Why?
Karl Olson
05-29-2002, 05:07 PM
"Because it's more fantastical!" - Space Ghost
Would you blow up Sealab, given the chance?
Lonestarr
05-29-2002, 09:42 PM
Given the utter stupidity of most of the characters, hell, yeah!
What color is the sky in that little world of yours?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-29-2002, 09:59 PM
Mauve. I'm thinking about upgrading to fuschia, but I lack the funds.
How DOES Gorslag know about Brak's father's European briefs if he hasn't left his house for a thousand years?
Galaxia
05-29-2002, 11:04 PM
Umm...internet?
Which restroom does Gren use?
bassist
05-30-2002, 01:56 AM
The "little Gren's room"...
Would you jump, please?
Karl Olson
05-30-2002, 02:16 AM
Only Kriss Kross can make me "Jump Jump"
Are you going to buy a Cowboy Bebop zippo lighter?
Well, I don't smoke, but....
How many Ingrids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Sicko. :wakko:
Is it really Bell Peppers & Beef if there's no beef or bell peppers in it?
Galaxia
05-30-2002, 06:46 PM
It is when you're broke!
Where can I get this bell peppers & beef anyway?
bassist
05-30-2002, 07:55 PM
The Joy of Cooking page 472, Space Recipes Edition.
Do you think Spike and Steve Miller of the Steve Miller Band were psychically l-inked through a time/space dimensional portal when Steve Miller wrote "Some people call me the Space Cowboy"?
Ikwig
05-30-2002, 09:09 PM
Most Definitely!
Don't you wish you could be linked through a time/space demensional portal? Doesn't everybody?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-30-2002, 10:24 PM
Ah-ha-ha...
Listen, I am linked through such a portal, in my case to a...certain entity that shall remain nameless. (He'd hear me if I said his name...) Believe me, it is no picnic. In fact, IT'S A LIVING HELL!!! Please, someone, anyone, send help! He's taken my mind, and is using me as his mouthpiece! Most of the time when I'm speaking, I'm not speaking at all! It's HIM! He'll start with me, and then move on to the rest of the world! YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM! I don't--oh no! He's heard...he's...
I'a fthagn...!
Ah-ha-ha! Just funning with you! That was all a gag! Man, you should have seen the look on your face! Ah-ha-ha! Seriously. Nothing to be worried about. Move along...
You do believe me, right?
Chubby_Cox4444
05-31-2002, 11:51 AM
no
How many of you have Mardok (slayer of tiamat) inside your desicrated vicera?.......i know i do! :D
Ikwig
05-31-2002, 12:00 PM
Umm. . . Sure, I do. . . (stated in a slow, careful and pacifying tone of voice). I'll just step over here now. . .
So if animals were made of marshmallow, might pigs actually be able to fly?
Ikwig
05-31-2002, 12:03 PM
Ooops, sorry Chubby_Cox4444, I was answering the Tentacle of Doom. (Guess I took too long over my question :o .)
I hope I don't have Mardok in my viscera; you're welcome to him!
And, I repeat, if animals were made of marshmallow, might pigs then be able to fly?
DR. BELCH
05-31-2002, 02:13 PM
Not for long. The sun would quicky dry them out and they would fall to the earth as hard as bricks....
Anyone else think Ed will outgrow her gawky stage and become a very pretty woman by her twenties?
That, or suffer long term poisoning from the blob thing.
You're on Sealab, and Ingrids are attacking. What do you do?
Ikwig
05-31-2002, 06:04 PM
Hide in a storage closet with the dodgeball machine. . . heh, heh, heh. :D
Don't you think everyone should own a dodgeball machine? (They're useful in so many situations!)
Lonestarr
05-31-2002, 07:41 PM
Maybe, maybe not.
Who wears short shorts?
Ikwig
05-31-2002, 08:30 PM
The Amazon women on the moon do; no, wait, those are short skirts (and high heels. . . for running. . . heehee :D )
So, what's the point anyway?
For stabbing people with, of course!
Do koalas really crap rainbows?
The Tentacle of DOOM
05-31-2002, 09:20 PM
You betcha, they do skipper! And they piss champagne!
Did you ever punch yourself in the head for three hours straight? If so, did you enjoy it?
sandwichman
05-31-2002, 11:08 PM
Sometimes. My 5th personality is a masochist!
What does Hoona Nowa Chowa Igna mean?
bassist
06-01-2002, 04:17 AM
Nothing important unless you're a member of Phi Delta Kai.
Sorority House or Fraternity House? Or maybe that crack house?
Ikwig
06-01-2002, 03:14 PM
It's all Greek to me! :D
Apples or oranges? (Or lemons, for that matter!)
Grapes.
Why must June Bugs preempt ASA??
Lonestarr
06-02-2002, 04:40 PM
[sings]"Tra-di-tion, tradition!"
Does anyone know which musical I just quoted?
Galaxia
06-02-2002, 11:06 PM
Fiddler on the Roof
What would you do if you were a rich man?
BlueAngelGal
06-03-2002, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by SpikeJet143
What would you do if you were a rich man?
Buy CN, pay to restore all of the Looney Tunes fully, then air them often, as well as create a Toonami Network to move all of that stuff to (leaving room for more AS stuff in the "midnight run"). :)
Where do the socks go that disappear in the wash?
Evil Dr. Reef
06-03-2002, 11:04 AM
Magical Happy Sock Land.
Why?
Lonestarr
06-03-2002, 03:32 PM
Because I said so!
Isn't this fun?!
Well, yeah.
If you're platinum record was being ripped off by bootleggers, would you find and kill every last one of them?
Originally posted by Beatdigga
Well, yeah.
If you're platinum record was being ripped off by bootleggers, would you find and kill every last one of them?
No, there are things ssssssoooooooo much worse than death. :D
Why didn't Nina Purpleton do us all a favor and die?
The Tentacle of DOOM
06-03-2002, 09:41 PM
Oooh, don't you go dissin' Nina Purpleton. The girl's a super freaky, you dig?
Do you jive the jive?
KingDead
06-03-2002, 09:47 PM
Only if you give up the funk.
If there's no sound in space, why do we hear explosions n' stuff in Cowboy Bebop and Gundam?
chibilain
06-03-2002, 10:43 PM
Because THEY'RE filmed in New Mexico.
Why won't you let me love you?
Allen's Nickname.
06-03-2002, 10:48 PM
Beacuse we are diffrent. Two worlds. Two people. Too diffrent. But I shall allways love you. LOVE YOU!
Meatwad Vs. Shake in a jazz-off. Who wins?
KingDead
06-03-2002, 10:53 PM
Meatwad. 'Cause he has funk. What kind of funk I'll leave up to you.
Is the hokey-pokey REALLY where it's at?
Galaxia
06-03-2002, 11:16 PM
Then buddy, we're in BIG trouble...::shudder::
Where can I get some of those...mushrooms...
bassist
06-04-2002, 12:31 AM
umm... that was bleach, not mushrooms... you're not supposed to drink bleach....
If you were a diaper, what kind would you be?
Originally posted by bassist
umm... that was bleach, not mushrooms... you're not supposed to drink bleach....
If you were a diaper, what kind would you be?
Huggies Ultra Absorbant: keeping kids everywhere safe from diaper rash! (Prefferably with the little fuzzy animals on 'em. I still remember the pride I felt sporting Muppet Babies on my wee tush... ahhh sweet memories):p
People on the Toonami board all have thier hackles raised over Hamtaro being on Toonami. How would the more liberal Adult Swim board members handle the anime hamsters on ASA? (rodent's bloodbath anyone??)
BlueAngelGal
06-04-2002, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by alex
People on the Toonami board all have thier hackles raised over Hamtaro being on Toonami. How would the more liberal Adult Swim board members handle the anime hamsters on ASA? (rodent's bloodbath anyone??)
By putting on the music from hampsterdance.com (aka the "Hampster Hoedown") and starting a dance party with them :).
If your cat liked to scuba-dive, would you buy a swimming pool?
Originally posted by BlueAngelGal
By putting on the music from hampsterdance.com (aka the "Hampster Hoedown") and starting a dance party with them :).
If your cat liked to scuba-dive, would you buy a swimming pool?
Of course! One must always be supportive of thier pet's pursuits! (Though, immediatly after buying the pool, I'd also get a video camera, and send footage of my mer-cat to Ripley's Believe It Or Not, America's Funniest Home Videos, and The Planet's Funniest Animals.)
Different types of stone, metals, and wood have different magickal properties. Keeping this in mind, what type of wood do you think Suzuka's Bokuto is made of?
DJRed
06-04-2002, 04:01 AM
A very special wood that comes from my pants when I look at Suzuka....
Dear God, why did I say that out loud?!?!?!?
Karl Olson
06-04-2002, 10:07 AM
"Because you are weird"
What AS show would like to see Hamtaro in and why?
Allen's Nickname.
06-04-2002, 11:16 AM
I would watch Bebop with an alll Ham-Ham cast.
Why was CartoonFridays a mod here?
Wakman
06-04-2002, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Spaz13_88
I would watch Bebop with an alll Ham-Ham cast.
Why was CartoonFridays a mod here?
Because there are a lot of ca-ray-zee people out there (including me! <twitch>).
When I bash myself in the head with a breadstick, why does the stuff coming out of my nose look like guacamoli?
The Tentacle of DOOM
06-04-2002, 12:23 PM
I refuse to comment on that, human.
How many miles in the world?
sandwichman
06-04-2002, 01:27 PM
More than 5.
Where did Yaffa go?
Lonestarr
06-04-2002, 09:38 PM
Straight to Hell, let's hope.
Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?
Meson
06-04-2002, 10:00 PM
That way.
When will this thread hit 1000 posts?
Galaxia
06-04-2002, 10:47 PM
570 or 569 posts (depending on how you look at it), or whoever closes the topic - whatever comes first.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares...then why does he keep doing it?
The Tentacle of DOOM
06-04-2002, 11:07 PM
Why does any one crack corn? It's fun!
Are we there yet?
Originally posted by The Tentacle of DOOM
Why does any one crack corn? It's fun!
Are we there yet?
nope, only 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
lightyears to go
the crew from Cowboy Bebop vs. the crew from Sealab
They start a huge battle on Sealab, but before anything can happen, sealab explodes and everybody dies,
Why god? Why?!
bassist
06-05-2002, 04:50 AM
And on the 8th day, God said "I SHOULDN'T HAVE CREATED MAN... MOM WARNED ME KIDS WERE A BAD IDEA, BUT NO, I HAD TO GO CREATE ADAM AND EVE... WHY? BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER."
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. in 1495, what color did Columbus sail the ocean?
Johnny_Unusual
06-05-2002, 10:51 AM
A lighter, more vibrant shade of blue.
If aliens became our masters and made us pets, what pet would you most be like?
Wakman
06-05-2002, 11:42 AM
The kind that gets your slippers for you, but then chews them up and pisses on your leg (spooty alien heads!).
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if he really gived a crap about the whole thing in the first place?
A lot.
What does it mean when you help a girl with her homework and she thinks you're going to kill her?
Evil Dr. Reef
06-05-2002, 02:28 PM
Not too much.
Why was there bacon in the soap?!?
Ikwig
06-05-2002, 03:04 PM
silly answer: it was a perfumed soap; everyone knows nothing smells better than bacon!
serious answer: old fashioned soap used to made from rendered pig fat (I had a part-time job at a living history museum.)
Did anybody miss me while I was gone?
Rabbiterose
06-05-2002, 06:22 PM
I'm sure they did.
Will Kuwabara ever win Botan over?
Lord of the Vortex
06-05-2002, 06:41 PM
of course not, are you crazy.
What do you want on your sandwhich?
bassist
06-05-2002, 06:53 PM
Two gorgeous blondes who want to make love to me.
If you were a candy bar, what sort of animal would you be?
Lord of the Vortex
06-05-2002, 07:07 PM
od question, wouldn't I be an animal made of candy, I really don't know.
Where's the cheese at?
Galaxia
06-05-2002, 07:48 PM
Where's the cheese at?
It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Look out!
Can anyone think of another question?
Nin-Nin69
06-05-2002, 08:21 PM
Yes I can.
Who is your daddy and what does he do? :wakko:
JETBLACK87
06-05-2002, 08:25 PM
My daddy's the devil and he's gonna take you to hell with him.
why is this thread so long?
chibilain
06-05-2002, 09:46 PM
Because people are way easily amused.
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Lonestarr
06-05-2002, 09:51 PM
Time for noogies!!
Isn't nostalgia great?
Galaxia
06-06-2002, 12:11 AM
It's ginger-peachy!
Who you wit??
Allen's Nickname.
06-06-2002, 01:07 AM
yo i wit' the phizat 2 the gizat.
Will Yuske ever tell the, uh, human girl (I forgot her name.) about his job?
The Tentacle of DOOM
06-06-2002, 12:27 PM
Of course not, he's a Japanese Salaryman.
Are Up With People secretly the spawn of Satan?
Ikwig
06-06-2002, 12:32 PM
But of course! Muu huu haa haa. . . .
One lump or two?
Two.
Duffman vs. Botan, who wins?
JETBLACK87
06-06-2002, 06:29 PM
Botan.
How many Finger am I holding up?
atf487
06-06-2002, 07:42 PM
1.23465
Do you think Rosie O donnel is hot?
Evil Dr. Reef
06-06-2002, 07:45 PM
Just that one in the middle.
Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet? (I'm just curious)
Originally posted by Evil Dr. Reef
Just that one in the middle.
Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet? (I'm just curious)
a thread is permitted 30 pages. or do you mean on grounds of foul language, coarse humour, and suggestive dialogue? (none of which i really have a problem with, i mean, this is the adult swim board. if you wanna hear some really frightening stuff, visit a jr. high near you! ahhh good times! :) )
yusuke vs, teen gohan
Evil Dr. Reef
06-06-2002, 08:40 PM
Teen Gohan, unfortunately. Yusuke's more bad-ass, but Gohan's just stronger.
Originally posted by alex
a thread is permitted 30 pages. or do you mean on grounds of foul language, coarse humour, and suggestive dialogue? (none of which i really have a problem with, i mean, this is the adult swim board. if you wanna hear some really frightening stuff, visit a jr. high near you! ahhh good times! :) )
No, just the fact that they usually crack down on "useless threads" like this one. I like it here, but I'm just curious. I mean, most people don't even talk about Adult Swim anymore.
Why is that?
Lonestarr
06-06-2002, 08:58 PM
Because Adult Swim isn't the only thing in the world.
Just curious:
Spike and Faye: was it meant to be?
chibilain
06-06-2002, 09:56 PM
It had better be. Lord knows they both need to get laid.
Where's my chocolate monkey?
Evil Dr. Reef
06-06-2002, 10:02 PM
The Chocolate Monkey Farm.
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Zorakfan
06-06-2002, 11:33 PM
Duh, exothermic.
We got classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop, and clear poop. Whaddya have?
bassist
06-06-2002, 11:35 PM
I'll take the cherry pop, simply because I am not a fecalfeliac...
And now, the real answer to "Is Hell exothermic or Endothermic:"
As written by a student of chemistry at the University of Washington
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
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If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature will drop until Hell freezes over.
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So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly, do you?
Ikwig
06-06-2002, 11:44 PM
I always assumed that the fly was buzzing around bugging her and she didn't have a swatter handy, but it's just a theory!
If Kou had to choose between his "pwecious Nina" and Botan of the million dollar wardrobe, who would he choose?
»ZënÐörÊn«
06-07-2002, 08:43 AM
I would half to say Nina just because I think he would stick with the sure thing but it would be tempting ^_^
If you had the opportunity to use a Gundam what would you use for, and witch one would you use to get the job done!?
The GP-02 to go nuke Iraq.
If someone put a sticker on your face, could you still breathe?
»ZënÐörÊn«
06-07-2002, 02:49 PM
yes, but depends on the size of the skicker
If you could shrink, what would you do with these powers?
DR. BELCH
06-07-2002, 06:20 PM
Find a normal-size woman and do things to her Swift didn't have the cojones to write for ol' Lemuel in the Brobdingnag section of Gulliver's Travels. :p
So how many woolongs do you figure that metal prosthetic arm set Jet back?
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Find a normal-size woman and do things to her Swift didn't have the cojones to write for ol' Lemuel in the Brobdingnag section of Gulliver's Travels. :p
So how many woolongs do you figure that metal prosthetic arm set Jet back?
None. Jet was a cop when he got it, so his insurance paid for the prosthetic.
Jet's only 36, but he looks soooooooo ooooooollllldddd!!! Is he a walking advertisement for anti-smoking, or what?
Galaxia
06-07-2002, 08:12 PM
Maybe he's 36 in Black Dog years.
Pickle?
Nitrowax
06-07-2002, 08:32 PM
ripe....
Why the hell do ppl like rap...
Lord of the Vortex
06-07-2002, 08:48 PM
I wish I knew...
Is this a question?
Joe Tully
06-07-2002, 09:01 PM
Yes, of course it is.
Is it time to close this thread because it often wanders off-topic and gets so many posts per day that it is becoming too difficult to moderate?
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