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Sora Takenouchi
03-13-2002, 04:30 PM
Okay, call me a copycat. :p
*gets called a copycat*
Okay, now that's done with let me explain if you don't already know. This is a chain story. All you have to do is post a few sentances that continues the previous post. No need for huge paragraphs since this is only for fun and not to be taken (too) seriously.
Keep it short. Keep it Adult Swim (any of the shows on Adult Swim, includes both nights) related. Keep it entertaining.
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Brenden and his friends were busy putting the finishing touches on his newly produced movie when suddenly...
DR. BELCH
03-13-2002, 04:47 PM
...Jason, having eaten three bowls of blackeyed peas at dinner, let a loud one rip. Melissa was utterly grossed out, yet Brendan was so amused he....
Thundercleese
03-13-2002, 05:09 PM
decided to do a documentary on farts, when he needed more people, he invited.....
redneckgoliath
03-13-2002, 05:13 PM
...Walter and Perry who decided to bring along...
atf487
03-13-2002, 05:15 PM
a few friends they met on the internet, along with.....
redneckgoliath
03-13-2002, 05:17 PM
...Star of stage and screen Ed Norton...
Supreme
03-13-2002, 05:23 PM
...who jumped in the air with a flash of light and said," You want some of this? Some of the glowing? I'm gonna, like, chew up your soul and floss with your spirit. I read that somewhere."
But, fed up with Fight Club, who should be bold enough to challenge him but...
Leaping Larry Jojo
03-13-2002, 05:28 PM
...Molly Ringwald...
Thundercleese
03-13-2002, 05:38 PM
who was easily defeated, so walter and perry's internet "buddies" put a price on Ed Norton's head and let Spike beat norton, meanwhile......
Shnay
03-13-2002, 10:11 PM
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force gets word of celebrity beatings. And, despite Shake's objections, they hop in the Danger Cart to ivestigate...
redneckgoliath
03-14-2002, 06:10 AM
...only to discover they are being foloowed by Chopper Dave! "Hoooooowwwwwwwlllllllllll!"...
Evil Dr. Reef
03-14-2002, 01:36 PM
...throw a dodgeball, and Quinn tells him to shut up. But all of a sudden...
The Zeon attack Selab, trying to get into the story. Captain Murphy...
Shnay
03-14-2002, 03:27 PM
...radios Chopper Dave for arial support. Chopper Dave...
atf487
03-14-2002, 03:34 PM
gets "torn up" with..........
Sora Takenouchi
03-14-2002, 05:12 PM
...something else of no importance and then blows up. After hearing about Chopper Dave's demise Captain Murphy...
Sisto Kid
03-14-2002, 05:37 PM
...consoles himself over the loss of his favorite action hero with a treat from his Happy Cake oven, but this doesn't last long when Marco bursts into the room and starts shouting,...
moldorm
03-14-2002, 06:06 PM
"Watch out! The Death Poodles™ are coming!"
Shnay
03-14-2002, 06:11 PM
Captain Murphy assumes he is a doppleganger, and knocks him out with a wrench. Dr. Quinn enters, and when he sees Marco is unconcious he says...
Sora Takenouchi
03-14-2002, 06:16 PM
"Holy crap! What was that for?!" Dr. Quinn demanded. "He was a doppleganger," said Captain Murphy. "What the hell have you been smoking?" Dr. Quinn asked. Capt. Murphy pulled out a bag of mushrooms and...
Sisto Kid
03-14-2002, 06:38 PM
...says to Dr. Quinn, "check out the secret ingredient to my Happy Cake brownies, Dr. Of course, now that you know my secret ingredient, I'm going to have to kill you." Just as a gaping, bug-eyed Quinn turns to make a hasty exit, Sparks turns around in his command chair and says,...
The Polisher
03-14-2002, 07:17 PM
"Hey, Captain, give me the carcas when you're done with it!" Suddenly, another Marco walks in! "Oh, I see you've dispatched my doppelganger! Thanks alot!" Captain Murphy forgets about Quinn, fixes his eyes on Marco and...
Evil Dr. Reef
03-14-2002, 07:22 PM
...drops dead from a drug overdose. "Sealab is safe again!" says Marco, right after he rises from the dead. And then...
Sisto Kid
03-14-2002, 07:34 PM
Sparks turns to the pair of Marco's and says, "Wow. That was a close one...so...anyone up for some Happy Cake Mushroom Brownies?" As they begin to munch down on their hallucinogenic chocolate goodies, Quinn starts shouting, "What? Are you guys nuts? How can you think of eating at a time like this? Our Captain is dead, there's a crack in the hull, and the Death Poodles are still on their way! How are we gonna get out of THIS mess? Oh well...I guess it can't get any worse." At that point, Hesch pipes up from down in the engine room and in his annoying, whiny little voice, says...
Thundercleese
03-14-2002, 07:34 PM
to get the hell up, after being called a mailbox head quinn decided he would handle the zeon situation himself
Evil Dr. Reef
03-14-2002, 09:19 PM
...and is promptly crushed by a Zaku. "What the Hell was that?" said the Zaku pilot, as he blew up engineering. Then Anavel arries, and...
skojoe
03-14-2002, 09:40 PM
...How much fun he had at the Carnival of feet. When Zorak runs up and says...
The Polisher
03-14-2002, 10:04 PM
"Why are you still alive?" Everyone stares at him. "Oh that's right. It's only Tuesday..." Suddenly, a giant explosion is heard, destroying...
Sisto Kid
03-14-2002, 10:20 PM
Thundercleese's prize winning lawn, after which Thundercleese aims his infra-red eye beams at Zorak, who says,
"Aw, c'mon, big guy. I didn't do it. Doncha believe me?" to which Thundercleese says, "Yes. I accused you without evidence. And I am sorry." to which Zorak replies, "yeah, I'm sorry too...THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!" Afterwhich, of course, Thundercleese promptly blows Zorak to bits.
Then Brak bursts in and says,..."Oh, Boy! Slap me with a piece of Romaine lettuce while calling me monkey britches!!! You'll never guess what I saw!" To which a coughing, blackened Zorak replies, "yeah, what? like I care..." To which Brak replies, "I'm Glad you asked, buddy! I just saw,..."
Behonkiss
03-15-2002, 09:12 AM
"A witch flying in the pretty clouds!"
We cut to see that Botan is flying toward the spirit world, with a deceased spirit. That person is...
redneckgoliath
03-15-2002, 10:07 AM
...Captain Murphy, whose soul is still munching on an undead mushroom brownie...
After the funeral, Selab got a call from Jabrau, which wanted them to...
redneckgoliath
03-15-2002, 06:20 PM
...Why a large asteroid was heading towards their house....
Sisto Kid
03-15-2002, 07:13 PM
Frylock answers, "how the hell should I know, Shake? YOUR the detective! What we need to do is evacuate!" But then Shake says, "No, wait! I see it all now. That's not an asteroid! It's an illusion created by the government to make us THINK there's an asteroid flying towards us! Yes...This is a massive government conspiracy to shut us down!"
Frylock says "now why in the world would the government want to shut US down, Shake? This has got to be the most riduculous..."
Shake: "Shhhh!!! Frylock keep your voice down! Don't you see? The man wants us to shut down because...(whispers)we know too much!"
As Frylock is about to tell Shake that he's crazy, Meatwad rolls in and says, "Hey, everybody! Check THIS out..."
Sora Takenouchi
03-15-2002, 07:21 PM
"There's a spaceship on our front lawn!" The Aqua Teens go to investigate and find the Bebop crashlanded on their front lawn. Shake decides to...
redneckgoliath
03-15-2002, 07:38 PM
...luckly the asteroid is stoped by Captain Linger (the day he saves may be his own!), who then goes down and trys to start conversation with the Bebop crew and ATF. After about five minutes faye pulls out a gun and shots him. As he lies on the lawn dead blood flowing from the wound in his forehead.
"Faye!" Jet cries outraged
"What? the perv tried to cop a feel." Faye replies in her defense
"We didn't come here to randomly kill badly dressed superheroes. We're here on business, we got a bounty on..."
Sisto Kid
03-15-2002, 07:59 PM
"John McGuirk!" says Jet. Spike stares incredulously at Jet and says, "what the hell for? Besides being an incompitent soccer coach and being generally overbearing, the guy really hasn't done anything to warrant a bounty on his head." Suddenly Edward bounds out of the Bebop and starts dancing around singing, "Ed knows something you don't know, Ed knows something you don't know, tra, la la, la la..."
So Spike kneels down and says, "ok Ed, I give up. why ARE we hunting down Coach John McGuirk?" And Ed says,...
Evil Dr. Reef
03-15-2002, 09:30 PM
..."I dunno" as the Bebop crew promptly does a classic anime "fall". But then, the Mooninites appear, and say...
redneckgoliath
03-15-2002, 09:47 PM
..."Oh they destroyed our asteroid, this will never do" the moonites protest, but then it is eaten by Ein and the other one runs away scared. The Bebop crew then goes on it's hunt for coach mcguirk...
Sisto Kid
03-15-2002, 10:10 PM
...who's sitting on the stadium bench with Brendon lecturing him on why it's not a good idea to steal hotel towels nowadays...
McGuirk: "You see, Brendon, back then, things were simpler. They were better."
Brendon: "Really, how's...why's that?"
Mcguirk: "Well back in MY day, Brendon, you could get away with little things like that. Steal a few hotel towels. You know. Even those free little bottles of shampoo. Maybe even some toilet paper. You could stock your whole bathroom while you're on vacation. And they'd never miss it. It was great."
Brendon: "Toilet paper, huh? So you... you can't do that anymore? Uh...why?"
McGuirk: "No you can't. All of a sudden, it's a big deal, it's like it's a federal offense. In some instances, they'll even send bounty hunters after you. There might be some bounty hunters chasing me now. You never know."
Brendon: "Uh, like those Japanese anime guys?"
McGuirk: "Brendon, you're not making any sense. WHAT Japanese anime guys?"
Brendon: "The ones standing behind you now."
McGuirk turns around to see Jet, Spike and Faye Valentine (who's pointing a loaded gun at him).
He immediately looks at Faye and says...
randomguy
03-15-2002, 10:28 PM
.... being drunk, nothing but incomprehensible babble. Faye's about to shoot him, but Spike and McGuirk start sharing a beer and reflecting upon their dark fates. Faye pities the two losers and flies off to do what she's always wanted to do, play in the WNBA. Meanwhile, Ed approaches Brendan, and....
redneckgoliath
03-15-2002, 10:41 PM
...said "Ed hungry"
randomguy
03-15-2002, 11:20 PM
...suiing the entire Pilot Candidate series because it's just so embarassingly stupid.
moldorm
03-16-2002, 12:22 AM
Meanwhile, Aquaman enters a Long John Silver's restaurant, looks around while the music starts to play, and begins to...
Shnay
03-16-2002, 07:20 AM
breakdance. Everyone in the restaurant stares at him in disbelief. Among these people is Brak, (who is enjoying the "Surf and Turf") and his family. Brak's mother is wooed by Aquaman's slick dance moves. Brak's father, feeling his manhood challenged, approaches Aquaman and exclaims...
Giant squid! Giant squid! Jabrau asked us to take care of it, but it got loose and...
Sisto Kid
03-16-2002, 06:15 PM
...Now we're doomed, you hear? Jeezuz, we're doomed!!!" Stormy starts squealing like a little girl at the top of his lungs until
Marco slaps him around and says, "YO!! Stormy!!! Get ahold of yourself! Ay conchita, don't you remember? Aquaman's here! Talking to rogue sea creatures is right up this man's alley, ain't that right, Aquababy?"
As Marco turns around, he notices that Aquaman has dissapeared, running away like a scared rabbit.
Marco: "oh well, I guess we're doomed."
Stormy: "See, Marco? I told ya we were...hey, you hit me. You just try that again to Stormy Waters baby, you'll...
Marco: "Ah, Shut up."
Stormy: "No."
Then the long-since-thought-dead Captain Murphy appears out of the giant squid costume and says,
"Heh heh heh! Zinged ya!!" The Zing of the DAAAAAYYYYY!!!! AAWWWOOOOOO!!!!
But just then, the twisted Bebop nemesis Pierre Le Fou shows up and...
Shnay
03-16-2002, 06:52 PM
begins laughing wildly.
"I see you think that you are quite clever, O Captain, my Captain...But I assure you that it is I that will have the...last laugh! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
With that, he jumps into the air and performs lighting quick moves. After a few moments of chaos, we see that everyone in Long John Silver's has been knocked out, except for...
moldorm
03-16-2002, 07:05 PM
Shake." Who was calling on a cell phone while hiding on a table with a 32-oz Dr. Pepper and a 16-oz Diet Coke, hoping nobody will notice that he's there, even though he's many times larger than them. Fortunatelly for him, everyone thought that he was a bizzare promotional display, until...
redneckgoliath
03-16-2002, 07:19 PM
...He was attacked by Zeon...
Sora Takenouchi
03-16-2002, 08:32 PM
"Sieg Zeon!" cried the Zeon warriors.
"What did you say?" asked Stormy.
"Sieg Zeon!" They yelled again.
"What's a 'zeek'?" asked Marco.
"Isn't that a person who eats live animals?" asked Shake. Soon the entore restaurant erupted in theories to what the hell "seig" meant. The Zeon realized this place wasn't worth their time and left. But then...
Kataclysm5
03-16-2002, 09:01 PM
Mom gets up and kisses Aquaman square on the lips. Father responds by kicking him in the kneecap with a roundhouse. Stormy and Marco jump on Father and beat him unmercifully with led pipes, the Aqua Team springs into action and tries to restrain them. All the characters in the place are beating up on each other when all of a sudden…
Shnay
03-16-2002, 09:02 PM
Harvey Birdman enters the now trashed restaurant and exclaims "You have all suffered severe emotional distress! That's the cause of this fighting! You all have lawsuits against the Principality of Zeon, and believe me, they have deep pockets."
They all consider this mysterious lawyer's offer and decide that...
Chiltar
03-17-2002, 01:36 AM
....Tasha Yar hit on an android, so she's probably a bit odd. At that moemnt, Zero Enna materializes in, followed by Heid. "Sorry, wrong show...hey is that a fifty foot tall indian?" Zero walks over to the bickering crowd and then.........
Deltamon
03-17-2002, 02:04 AM
...is startled by the fact that someone just grabbed his ass. "Hey, who did that?!" whined Zero, when suddenly Shake came up to him and said, "Don't worry about a thing, little girl! Whoever had the galls to offend your short-short wearing heinie will be taken care of very soon!"
"Um, I'm a guy", corrected Zero.
Overhearing, Stormy blanched, "Eew! What are you, like a man-girl?"
Marco sighed. "Leave the muchachita alone, Stormy."
"No."
Just then...
redneckgoliath
03-17-2002, 02:08 AM
Then Coach McGuirk said, "Sweet Jesus, you're a guy! Hands unclean from touching ass...ahh screw it I'm gonna go get drunk...er"
Chibi Kageboshi
03-17-2002, 02:22 AM
Then Meatwad follows him to the bar and joins him at a good game of quarters when all of a sudden.....
redneckgoliath
03-17-2002, 02:39 AM
...They are again attacked by Zeon...
Chibi Kageboshi
03-17-2002, 02:52 AM
........ Meatwad forms a MEAT BRIDGE to help Coach McGuirk over the bar to hide and.....
redneckgoliath
03-17-2002, 03:05 AM
...The Zion are followed by their new leader, Evil George Washington!
Kataclysm5
03-17-2002, 11:31 AM
The Aqua Team and Multi-cultural friends leave to fight Zeon under the command of Less Evil Abraham Lincoln. The battle rages until...
Sisto Kid
03-17-2002, 12:57 PM
*public service announcement*
Evil George Washington is from Brendon's movie "Starboy and the Captain of Outer Space," so that counts. However, I got no clue where the Less Evil Abraham Lincoln comes from, unless it's from the giant robot in Dexter's Lab, in which case, it should be under Cartoon Cartoons and NOT Adult Swim.
Don't let this confusion happen to you. Stay on the course of Adult Swim only, lest this thread go off on a tangent we would rather it didn't.
Remember. Only YOU can prevent bad thread tangents. AND forest fires. :p
This has been a PSA from Sisto Kid. We now return you to our regularly scheduled story, already in progress. ;)
Shnay
03-17-2002, 01:30 PM
We return from commercial break and see Jason wake up in a cold sweat. It turns out the numerous Zeon battles, and all the other assorted oddities had all been a dream.
Later that day, he tries to pitch his dream to Brenden and Melissa as a movie idea...
"You see, it begins with talking food...no wait, it begins with giant robots...that fight...and there was a giant squid too, but that comes later..."
Melissa, growing impatient, interrupts, "This is stupid!"
"You're stupid!"
"Uhh...Jason, I'm not sure we're really ready to do a movie based on that...particular dream..."
"Cause it's stupid."
"You're stupid."
"I just don't think we have the budget to make giant squids and fighting robots."
"Oh, yeah, I forgot you were so poor." Jason says under his breath.
"What did you say?" Asks Brenden.
Melissa, trying to avert the impending conflict...
Kataclysm5
03-17-2002, 01:32 PM
pulls out a shotgun and blows Jason’s head off.
Jason wakes up again in a cold sweat holding his head and screaming. McGuirk enters his room and says "...
Zapages
03-17-2002, 01:51 PM
What our team lost again??? Kou comes and says...
Evil Dr. Reef
03-17-2002, 03:22 PM
..."Get out of here! The Zeon are attacking...again." Then Anavel fires the nuke on the GP-02 and...
redneckgoliath
03-17-2002, 03:50 PM
Blows up Cleveland...no one notices.
ProdigyCube
03-17-2002, 04:01 PM
But.. What no one knew. Was that Brendon was filming it the whole time.
Back in Atlanta, Harvey Birdman was ready to begin the suit against Pilot Candidate (because it sucks so much) Representing the Pilots was...
Thundercleese
03-17-2002, 05:20 PM
a retired alaskan lightbulb salesman with a bad lisp
Chiltar
03-17-2002, 05:45 PM
Who won the case for PC, and handed Zero the money he won. Zero teleported and bought the White Ingrid with his oodles of cash and went to fight the Spacenoids when.....
redneckgoliath
03-17-2002, 06:02 PM
He was killed violently and painfully by the asteroid seen earlier in our story.
Shnay
03-17-2002, 07:26 PM
The Mooninites, who saw the collision from the moon, comment on Zero's death:
"That looks like it was painful."
Ir replies: "Yeah, but he deserved it! Those weak humans and the odd differences in their speach and lip movement..."
"It sure sucks to be him. I suggest we laugh and flip his corpse the bird."
"That's a good idea, but there's no time to flip the bird now. First we have to..."
SpaceCub
03-17-2002, 07:49 PM
"...implant our brains in robot bodies so we can..."
Chibi Kageboshi
03-17-2002, 11:50 PM
go buy porn for the eltingville club so they can...
Majin_Megabyte
03-18-2002, 09:03 AM
they can take over the world!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile at The Maski shrine.
Ryoko and Ayeka are aruging about who is in love with Tenchi.
Ryoko:Hey Ayeka wait a second can you hear that music?
Then a Stranger on a horse is coming up to Ryoko and Ayeka.
I'm Andy the Space Samrua! I'm here to capture you Space Pirate Ryoko!
Andy is pointed at Ayeka.
Ayeka screamed and try to....
ProdigyCube
03-18-2002, 03:02 PM
give him the finger, but was too weak. and also to weak to...
dolphin917
03-18-2002, 03:11 PM
...buy a vanilla milkshake, which Andy had wanted since arriving on Earth.
Suddenly, Aeka shouted "Yahtzee!", and started running around in circles while chanting "No justice, no peace!"
Then, tripping on a dollop of pistachio ice cream, Aeka looked up from the ground and said...
You bastard!, and tried to obliterate Andy untill...
atf487
03-18-2002, 03:38 PM
The Advanced Mooninite cultture killed everyone.
Thundercleese
03-18-2002, 03:50 PM
After they destroyed earth, they went on to destroy mars. But on the way, to stop them, came.....
The Zeon, led by Char Aznable! To get revenge on CN because of his cancellation, Char was going to...
The Polisher
03-18-2002, 03:58 PM
Blow up the CN building, which was miraculously unharmed, dispite the lack of the Earth. But before he got there...
dolphin917
03-18-2002, 04:00 PM
He had to take a big dump. So, he ran to...
The Bathroom on board his ship. The CN sent out the five Goddesses on a suicide mission against Char's fleet, along with...
ProdigyCube
03-18-2002, 06:08 PM
Matt Wilson. Using his key board of death he typed an E-mail so deadly it...
Behonkiss
03-18-2002, 06:46 PM
...caused Char's face to melt like a Raiders of the Lost Ark character, because his brain was overheated.
Matt put on a supersuit, and used his incredible powers to bring back Earth and all those lost. He quickly realizes his mistake and re-kills Zero.
Bizzy comes home to find her mom's stupid boyfriend is now Coach McGuirk. She angrily storms off to get help from...
Brendon Small jr
03-18-2002, 07:13 PM
...from mr.bawkbagawk whos new friends is meatwad.But meatwad is getting nipped at by mr.bawkbagawk.He tells bawkbagawk that it just isnt working out and they cant see eachother again.So meatwad is walking untill a dark figure stood behind him.He turned around to find....!!!!!!
AngryMonkey16
03-18-2002, 08:42 PM
dolphin boy shooting lasers and ...
Evil Dr. Reef
03-18-2002, 09:09 PM
...chattering like... a dolphin. Then, the Predator comes and...
redneckgoliath
03-18-2002, 10:13 PM
Comercial Break....
Blah Blah Blah Jin-Roh Blah Blah Blah Firestarter Blah Blah Toaster
End of Commercial Break...
ProdigyCube
03-18-2002, 11:21 PM
Just then, your girlfreind comes in the room and changes the channel. You scream and she tuns it back just in time to see...
redneckgoliath
03-18-2002, 11:36 PM
...Zeon Attacking again...
kachuke
03-19-2002, 12:05 AM
and leading the zeon forces is stormy yelling charge!! holding his super duper hair dryer that is now modified for his mobile suit but out of nowhere comes....
Chuckles
03-19-2002, 04:32 AM
...a razor-toed spine masher, who tells them all a heart-warming story about his one true love who was stolen away by Carl...
ProdigyCube
03-19-2002, 02:21 PM
And afterthat day he vowed never to wet the bed again. Then he told them about his secret mission. Which is to...
Sisto Kid
03-19-2002, 02:34 PM
...bring about galactic peace and racial unity among all sentient life forms, whether they be alien or earth-bound creatures. How he wouldn't rest until all living creatures would not be judged, persecuted or killed just because they were not of this planet, "even if it's the last thing I ever do!"
Then, Thundercleese appeared and blew him up for being a filthy, ugly, alien scum.
Flash forward to Jet Black who has just downed a 5th of Tennessee Whiskey. Just before he could mutter to himself, "well...another dead soldier", on the Bebop's radar screen, he sees to his shock and horror,...
Chibi Kageboshi
03-19-2002, 02:43 PM
Meatwad and McGuirk come out from behind the bar after hiding for 2 1/2 days. They grab a couple of bottles and chug them down while Jet....
Shnay
03-19-2002, 02:48 PM
...is told that Meatwad, sick of Shake's abuse, has put a 100 million Wulong bounty on Shake's head, dead or alive (preferably dead). Frylock didn't endorse the idea of killing Shake, but he wasn't exactly opposed to it, either.
Jet quickly returns the Bebop, and the rest of the crew couldn't resist a reward that high, so they set out looking for info on a guy described as a "Large talking cup."
In his line of questioning, Jet finds someone who had all the info he needed. He found...
Sisto Kid
03-19-2002, 03:56 PM
...Carl, the ATHF's curmudgeonly neighbor. Tired of Shake swimming in his pool without being invited, Carl decides that turning over info to Jet is a quick way to have Shake taken out without him having to get his hands dirty.
Jet mulls over the info Carl has given him and decides to have one more belt of whiskey before hunting down Master Shake. At that point, McGuirk drunkenly stumbles into the Bebop cockpit and
slurs, "nice place. You got any nachos?"
At which point an annoyed Jet turns and...
redneckgoliath
03-19-2002, 04:35 PM
commercial break....
Tonight on Pay Per View! Carl of Baby Blues VS Carl of ATHF In a Battle to the Death! Tonight on Pay Per View! Check Local Listings
end of commercial break...
AngryMonkey16
03-19-2002, 05:49 PM
Challenges McGuirk to a fight. With Knives (heavy metal music)
Just then McGuirk pulls out a ...
Sisto Kid
03-19-2002, 06:22 PM
...soccer ball and tosses it at Jet, nailing him square in his cybernetic eye. McGuirk, pleased with himself, says to himself "yeah...you don't spend most of your adult life as a soccer coach without learning a few tricks. Bet he never even saw it coming."
Jet, laughing at the absurdity of an opponent throwing a soccer ball at him, laughs and says "Gotta admit...I never even saw it coming."
McGuirk, thinking Jet has admitted defeat, says condesendengly, "well, you know, you may be better versed in martial arts and all that chop-socky Jackie Chan crap...you may even be handy with firearms, but let me tell you friend...I'm a street fighter. And as a street fighter, I got street smarts. And street smarts win everytime."
Laughing, Jet says..."ok, my friend, you win. But," he said with a wicked grin, "you know of course, since you took my cybernetic eye temporarily off-line, I AM intitled to a little payback."
Seeing the deep doo-doo he's in, McGurik says..."uh...so I guess you DON'T have any Nachos, huh?"
Just then a "mayday! Mayday!" is heard over the communications speakers. It's...
Harvey Birdman having Meatwad for lunch untill Frylock...
Kataclysm5
03-19-2002, 07:18 PM
shocks him with his eyebeams. Frylok tries to reason with meatwad not to have Shake killed but meatwad simply turned into an igloo and left. The only way to stop the hit was to put a hit out on meatwad. So Frylok got...
AngryMonkey16
03-19-2002, 07:23 PM
got a hold of quinn and stormy. they both agreed that meatwad had to be taken care of. so they got giant spatula and proceeded to ...
Put a bounty on Meatwad's head.
AngryMonkey16
03-19-2002, 07:41 PM
meatwad hears from an inside source that a bounty has been put on his head. so he decides to turn into something inconspicuos. so he changes into a ...
Shnay
03-19-2002, 08:30 PM
...mobile suit. Ususally, a giant robot would stand out, but with all the recent Zeon attacks, people barely noticed them anymore. Mobile Suit Meatwad nervously walks down the street. But then, someone calls out his name.
"Robot of meat, are you not the one who is wanted by the carton of fried potatoes?" It was Thundercleese...
Thundercleese
03-19-2002, 08:55 PM
so then master shake jumps in and says to thundercleese, "yes, he's the one, blow him to little pieces" then turned to meatwad and screamed "ya hear that meatwad, your goin down", so thundercleese attacks but frylock stops him by....
Tails Prower
03-19-2002, 09:15 PM
...throwing brak at thudercleese, knocking him over..mobile suit meatwad proceeds to run down an allyway and is confronted by...
kachuke
03-19-2002, 09:49 PM
the eltingville club who begin to point out every detail meatwad missed when he formed into the mobile suit this continues on until....
Chiltar
03-20-2002, 12:36 AM
The very hand of God in the form of one of the other Eltingville member's hands flicks the Meatwad robot in the head, and then ressurects Zero and sends him back to his own ANime so he can't be killed by PC haters......
Then God realizes his mistake and sends Zero to the 9th ring of hell. During this time, Char was going to drop the asteroid Axis onto Antlanta and the CN HQ untill
Thundercleese
03-20-2002, 04:01 PM
Yuske came to stop him, but before he could.....
Axis hit Earth, killing Kellner and other important CN executives, along with destroying the new copies of He-Man and Transformers. In retalliation, they...
AngryMonkey16
03-20-2002, 04:26 PM
became zombies. they attempted to eat char's brain. but before they could ...
Thundercleese
03-20-2002, 04:29 PM
Botan approached them and offered them the same thing she offered yuske, cuz their death was not planned
The Aqua Teens killed them.
AngryMonkey16
03-20-2002, 04:47 PM
seeing what the aqua teens did, botan unleashed her most powerful attack. she began chanting and all of a sudden ...
Koggit
03-20-2002, 05:47 PM
She turned into an apple. Frylock was examining the apple when Meatwad started...
Thundercleese
03-20-2002, 06:01 PM
eating botan
AngryMonkey16
03-20-2002, 06:10 PM
little did meatwad know, the apple was really poisoned. after a few minutes meatwad began convulsing and ...
Chiltar
03-20-2002, 06:49 PM
Regurgitated Zero, who was mysteriously brought back to life by Kowenema, who then sent all those who hated PC to 103,963,385,096 to the exponent of pie circle of Hell, from which there is no return. A bunch of office ogres suddenly appeared and.........
Koggit
03-20-2002, 06:55 PM
danced the night away in an elegant ball-room with the she-orgres. It wasn't but 5 minutes before Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th busted in with a chess set in her hand demanding...
Tails Prower
03-20-2002, 07:12 PM
..to play Spike in chess, but before her want could be granted...
Behonkiss
03-20-2002, 08:28 PM
Meatwad came in and screamed to them that he told them to catch Master Shake a while ago, then all hell broke loose.
Meanwhile, Gato hacks into a computer and begins to unravel a conspiracy that could explain all this. The ringleader behind the madness is none other than Zero, who did it because....
Zorakfan
03-20-2002, 09:53 PM
he was in it for the benjamins, baby. By this time, Meatwad already had Josie in the blender, and was holding her as a delicious hostage. Shake advanced, meatwad threatened Josie's life, and upon hitting the 'frappe' button...
Koggit
03-21-2002, 12:28 AM
the blender imploded out of existance. Josie then found herself in the fourth dimension, where Peanuts had legs and replaced humans, cucumber's were wore as shoes, and the shoe was the #1 erotic vegitable. She only caught a small glimpse of the cucumber wearing peanuts as she was suddenly transported back to her home-world. Little did she know, Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad....
AngryMonkey16
03-21-2002, 11:28 AM
had set a trap for her. using only a key ring, a coconut, and 12 punds of ground woodchuck, they managed to ...
Sisto Kid
03-21-2002, 12:32 PM
attract the attention of the rogue leprechans, who had given up stealing shoes and decided there was more money to be had in totally useless objects. Seeing as how their original plan had failed, they elected to use two marbles and a baseball, remembering that Josie had a strange compulsion to put round objects in her nose.
Shake reasoned that between the marbles in her nose and the baseball in her mouth, she would asphyxiate and go to her ultimate demise. But just then, who did they manage to see but...
Zero getting blasted away by the Moonites. Shake ignored them untill Zero died, then...
Kataclysm5
03-21-2002, 03:32 PM
Zorak took the bat out of Josie's mouth and cracked Shake over the head with it. He called them all dumb-asses and left to go beat Zero's dead body. Shake was oozing green goop out of his lid until....
Thunderclees came in and blasted Zorak. When he realized he was saving Zero, he blasted him too.
Zorakfan
03-21-2002, 10:46 PM
Course, Zero was already dead, as was Shake. Josie had been pureed at some point during the brawl, and was currently being distributed to others by Vicious. Sparks took a long pull off of his 'Swift Smoothy', stepped over zorak's smoldering corpse, and...
Koggit
03-21-2002, 11:26 PM
died of a heart-attack. Meatwad was busy being a wad of meat when suddenly he was smacked by a giant...
Mobile Suit. The Zeon were (again) attacking, attempting to take over New Jersey after dropping Axis on Atlanta and the CN headquarters. Shake...
Thundercleese
03-22-2002, 03:38 PM
decided to use his most powerfull attack, so he shot out some green glop from his straw....
"Now come over here and slip on it, i dare ya"
The Zeon pilots didn't fall for it, of course, and shot shake. Their leader, Ghiren Zabi, had announced that the Zeon had annexed New Jersey but would give it back if the 5 Goddeses were handed over so they could be thrown into the sun. Their response was to...
redneckgoliath
03-22-2002, 05:05 PM
give them the goddesses, since they were probably gonna do it eventually anyway
MeatWad
03-22-2002, 06:29 PM
Meatwad being the low knowledged wad of meat,started on a good-idea streak. Frylock played his Jambox for him,and Meatwad transformed into.....THE STOLEN UNIT TWO He tried and succedded saving South Jersey. Aswell as beating up the mobile suit that smacked him. Cause it really hurts. And,Meatwad didn't get the five goddess' to bad they are gonna get blown into the sun. The story of how Meatwad saved Jersey is like this....
Sisto Kid
04-02-2002, 06:21 PM
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Then Dr. Quinn woke up and said, "Whew. What a horrible dream. I'm sure glad THAT'S over! Now to get up and enjoy this wonderful day. Man, it sure is good to be alive!"
Then Sealab (once again) blew up.
THE END.
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