tucsoncoyote
08-06-2009, 12:55 AM
Alright, Now I'm a big fan of the show The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, and after seeing all of the episodes that Hanna Barbera offered it got me to thinking..
Now while the show itself was set in a 1920's or 1930's melodramtic setting, if they brought the show up to 'modern day standards', the villain, the Hooded Claw would probably have a lot more tech today then back in the 1920's or even the 1930's..
So now let's say we rebooted the series, and you had been cast as Penelope's legal guardian shyster lawyer, Silvester Sneakly, aka "The Hooded Claw" and you had all the known tech that is out there today in which you could try and off Penelope with, What kind of evil "Rube Goldberg Idea" could you concoct to try and off our hapless damsel (of course it would eventually be thwarted by either Penelope herself, or the Ant Hill Mob..
So then here's one thing I could think of, but there are many other options to try and get the Pitstop fortune.
Here's my evil scheme to get rid of Penelope:
Put her and strap her onto a rocket sled which is on a seven mile long track, that would catapult her down a track at Mach 3, once the engines ignited, and at the end of the seven mile long track track is a 30 foot thick concrete block (or maybe the side of a solid rock cliff. Of course the rocket engines are hooked up to a 30 second timer which will be activated once the switch to the timer is hit by a sledge hammer. The Sledge hammer is being held upright by a string and there is a magnifying glass that is slowly burning the string so that when the string burns through, the sledge hammer falls, and hits the timer switch.. 30 seconds later the rocket engines ignite and send our hapless heroine hurtling down the seven mile long track at Mach 3 where she will hit the 30 foot solid concrete block (or solid rock cliff face) with a resounding splat.
But this is just one example of using both low and high end tech to off our heroine.. Let's hear from some of our other "Resident Evil" villains on how they could try and off Penelope Pitstop.
Okay evil doers.. Begin to scheme up your craziest ideas to take her out.
(*Laughs like the Hooded Claw..*)
:coyote:
Now while the show itself was set in a 1920's or 1930's melodramtic setting, if they brought the show up to 'modern day standards', the villain, the Hooded Claw would probably have a lot more tech today then back in the 1920's or even the 1930's..
So now let's say we rebooted the series, and you had been cast as Penelope's legal guardian shyster lawyer, Silvester Sneakly, aka "The Hooded Claw" and you had all the known tech that is out there today in which you could try and off Penelope with, What kind of evil "Rube Goldberg Idea" could you concoct to try and off our hapless damsel (of course it would eventually be thwarted by either Penelope herself, or the Ant Hill Mob..
So then here's one thing I could think of, but there are many other options to try and get the Pitstop fortune.
Here's my evil scheme to get rid of Penelope:
Put her and strap her onto a rocket sled which is on a seven mile long track, that would catapult her down a track at Mach 3, once the engines ignited, and at the end of the seven mile long track track is a 30 foot thick concrete block (or maybe the side of a solid rock cliff. Of course the rocket engines are hooked up to a 30 second timer which will be activated once the switch to the timer is hit by a sledge hammer. The Sledge hammer is being held upright by a string and there is a magnifying glass that is slowly burning the string so that when the string burns through, the sledge hammer falls, and hits the timer switch.. 30 seconds later the rocket engines ignite and send our hapless heroine hurtling down the seven mile long track at Mach 3 where she will hit the 30 foot solid concrete block (or solid rock cliff face) with a resounding splat.
But this is just one example of using both low and high end tech to off our heroine.. Let's hear from some of our other "Resident Evil" villains on how they could try and off Penelope Pitstop.
Okay evil doers.. Begin to scheme up your craziest ideas to take her out.
(*Laughs like the Hooded Claw..*)
:coyote: