Noah The Rex
04-19-2009, 02:54 PM
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What you are about to read may disturb some people.
It is obvious that women are the superior sex and have the divine right to rule over men unequivocally and without question or doubt. Men should be the unrestricted property of the female population. This is correct and cannot be argued.
Ideally women should inherit the Earth’s (also known as home) land. Men would by no means be in power being subordinate to women. However men would not be abused as long as they respect and obey their Mistresses. Men would have to be domesticated and servile under female authority.
Women are naturally better at making decisions being that they are more analytical in their thought process compared to men who only react on impulse. It is this reason that the only way to bring women to power in this unfortunate male dominated world is to somehow get the majority of the Earth’s population to believe and accept that males as a whole and in general are subhuman and unfit to rule. This would eventually solve many of our problems, as the disarray that society is in is mainly the fault of men.
Years ago, most likely somewhere between 1994 and 1995, atop the car dealership stood a mighty orange stegosaurus display much like the cow at Mel’s. At some point in time the display was taken down much to the dismay of children everywhere. To remedy this problem the display must be located and successfully reinstated. Despite the fact that most of the stegosaurs’ daily deeds would have one fined, arrested, incarcerated, maybe even deported.
From the article;
Way back when, only the alpha caveman who brought back some brontosaurus ribs could expect any action that evening. The cave women roasted the ribs and raised the cave babies; the cave guys spent their days chasing the mighty beasts."
...they're still looking for the guy who brings home the stegosaurus chops.
Now, am I the only person who picked up on this problem?
"Yes, Noah. What seems to be the problem?" you ask.
Well, I shall explain. Following the timescale given by scientific evidence, humankind came A LONG FREAKIN' TIME after the dinosaurs were extinct. This makes the entire point of this little paragraph non-effective. 65 million years ago, humans never even existed, not even a trace of humans.
What you are about to read may disturb some people.
It is obvious that women are the superior sex and have the divine right to rule over men unequivocally and without question or doubt. Men should be the unrestricted property of the female population. This is correct and cannot be argued.
Ideally women should inherit the Earth’s (also known as home) land. Men would by no means be in power being subordinate to women. However men would not be abused as long as they respect and obey their Mistresses. Men would have to be domesticated and servile under female authority.
Women are naturally better at making decisions being that they are more analytical in their thought process compared to men who only react on impulse. It is this reason that the only way to bring women to power in this unfortunate male dominated world is to somehow get the majority of the Earth’s population to believe and accept that males as a whole and in general are subhuman and unfit to rule. This would eventually solve many of our problems, as the disarray that society is in is mainly the fault of men.
Years ago, most likely somewhere between 1994 and 1995, atop the car dealership stood a mighty orange stegosaurus display much like the cow at Mel’s. At some point in time the display was taken down much to the dismay of children everywhere. To remedy this problem the display must be located and successfully reinstated. Despite the fact that most of the stegosaurs’ daily deeds would have one fined, arrested, incarcerated, maybe even deported.
From the article;
Way back when, only the alpha caveman who brought back some brontosaurus ribs could expect any action that evening. The cave women roasted the ribs and raised the cave babies; the cave guys spent their days chasing the mighty beasts."
...they're still looking for the guy who brings home the stegosaurus chops.
Now, am I the only person who picked up on this problem?
"Yes, Noah. What seems to be the problem?" you ask.
Well, I shall explain. Following the timescale given by scientific evidence, humankind came A LONG FREAKIN' TIME after the dinosaurs were extinct. This makes the entire point of this little paragraph non-effective. 65 million years ago, humans never even existed, not even a trace of humans.