Need some suggestions

[TehWozn1ak]

So the other night I had a "lady friend" over. Turns out she had syphilis. I can't go to the doctors because I don't have health insurance and I don't have enough money to pay to go to the doctors. What should I do?

[Darklordavaitor]

Uh... go hostile?

[TehWozn1ak]

Should I try and trackher house and demand she give me money to pay for medication?

[Darklordavaitor]

if that's how your boat rocks. Personally, I'd go Shining on her ascot, ax and all. Then again, I am quite psychotic, so this is why it's best not to listen to me.

[Wind-Dive]

How about if you applied for health insurance? Might be the first thing to do.

[TehWozn1ak]

I don't have access to an axe. Would a knife do? Got a nice foot long dagger that I bought when I was in a gang a few years back. How should I go in threatening her to give me the money. My current plan is to knock on the door and when she opens it say "YO ***** YOU GAVE ME THE SYP!" and have the dagger in my right hand aimed in her general direction and wait for her to react. She might just surrender on the spot, but knowing that dumb slut she'll try and pepper spray me or try and call the cops. Then i'll just stab her and take the money and leave

[TehWozn1ak]

How about if you applied for health insurance? Might be the first thing to do.

I don't. I have no job other than taking care of my great uncle jeffy, though he only pays me in cracker jacks because that's all he can afford, and I have to split that with my wife Tenisha and her 4 children, my 3 kids, and our 7 little bunches of hell

[J'onn J'onzz]

I'm not sure about giving you suggestions, but if any police officers are reading this, I'd suggest to them that they apprehend this individual for soliciting a prostitute and threatening to commit murder.

[TehWozn1ak]

I'm not sure about giving you suggestions, but if any police officers are reading this, I'd suggest to them that they apprehend this individual for soliciting a prostitute and threatening to commit murder.

OH HELL NO IM NOT GONNA LET THE POPO GET TO ME AGAIN!! I had to toss the salad in prison and I was the star tackle on my high school football team. Buddy, if you try and do anything else to get me arrested i'm going to mess your face up so bad you'll barely have your girly looks

[Darklordavaitor]

Girly looks? How did you know that J'onn is female?

[J'onn J'onzz]

OH HELL NO IM NOT GONNA LET THE POPO GET TO ME AGAIN!! I had to toss the salad in prison and I was the star tackle on my high school football team. Buddy, if you try and do anything else to get me arrested i'm going to mess your face up so bad you'll barely have your girly looks
I will have you know that here on Toon Zone we do not cave into thuggish threats and intimidation. Simien's Crew tried to take us down a while back, but it didn't work. No gang of thieves and barbarians is going to take down this forum, and especially not one led by someone named "Jeffy".

[Wind-Dive]

I don't have access to an axe. Would a knife do? Got a nice foot long dagger that I bought when I was in a gang a few years back. How should I go in threatening her to give me the money. My current plan is to knock on the door and when she opens it say "YO ***** YOU GAVE ME THE SYP!" and have the dagger in my right hand aimed in her general direction and wait for her to react. She might just surrender on the spot, but knowing that dumb slut she'll try and pepper spray me or try and call the cops. Then i'll just stab her and take the money and leave

Alright. Aren't you pose to save her life instead of destroying it. Stealing her money would be at least some sort off topic here unless you want to change it into you stealing her money, then I think you're crazy. But not a bad idea anyways.

[TehWozn1ak]

I've talked to a user on a different forum called J'onn J'onnz. He claimed to be a male, but he was obviously female due to her short stature and hair. I think she just wanted to be respected and be male. But ya i'm going to head over to my "lady friend's" house and rough her up a bit

[TehWozn1ak]

Alright. Aren't you pose to save her life instead of destroying it. Stealing her money would be at least some sort off topic here unless you want to change it into you stealing her money, then I think you're crazy. But not a bad idea anyways.

Well, i'm trying to get the money so i can get medication so it doesnt feel like daggers are going through my dick when i piss and so i can properly make love to my wife and not use any of those glove things

[TehWozn1ak]

I will have you know that here on Toon Zone we do not cave into thuggish threats and intimidation. Simien's Crew tried to take us down a while back, but it didn't work. No gang of thieves and barbarians is going to take down this forum, and especially not one led by someone named "Jeffy".

I'll have you know Uncle Jeffy is very capable of leading me. He was apart of a black regiment in the civil war

[Darklordavaitor]

But ya i'm going to head over to my "lady friend's" house and rough her up a bit
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!

Just watched that movie today, amazing film, and this is coming from a non-horror fan.

But don't hurt her too bad. How old are you, anyway? Because I don't think that they'll let you off easy just because you're young. In my state, there was a case where this 13-year-old girl and her 11-year-old brother shot 2 clips of an uzi into their potential step mom since they thought she wasn't worthy enough to be married to their dad. They thought they could get off easy for being so young, HA! They're still in prison, and aren't leaving until they're 21.

I met the person who signed them off to jail, and he felt no remorse for doing it. Don't waste your life like that!

[The Wolverine]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6024/4318048.jpg

That's my reaction after reading this thread.

[TehWozn1ak]

So anyway, i went to my "lady friend"'s house. Turns out she was having sex with my wife. However, they were both having sex with uncle jeffy. I got a little enraged, and now there's a hole in the window of my "lady friend's" apartment on the 10th floor of a 17 floor apartment complex. Should I just abandon the apartment asap or set the place on fire to burn the evidence?

[TehWozn1ak]

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!

Just watched that movie today, amazing film, and this is coming from a non-horror fan.

But don't hurt her too bad. How old are you, anyway? Because I don't think that they'll let you off easy just because you're young. In my state, there was a case where this 13-year-old girl and her 11-year-old brother shot 2 clips of an uzi into their potential step mom since they thought she wasn't worthy enough to be married to their dad. They thought they could get off easy for being so young, HA! They're still in prison, and aren't leaving until they're 21.

I met the person who signed them off to jail, and he felt no remorse for doing it. Don't waste your life like that!

I'm 27. I've had about 7 kids last time i checked, or is it 8? Do the dead ones count? I've had 2 wives. I got my graduation certificate from James K. Polk Middle School. I held a job at McDonalds for almost 10 weeks. I've lived a full life.

[Darklordavaitor]

So anyway, i went to my "lady friend"'s house. Turns out she was having sex with my wife.
You have a "lady friend" AND a wife?

You disgust me. This also reminds me of another person I knew who got some juvy time for kicking her step dad, even though HE was the one who was married to another woman while being married to her mother.

[TehWozn1ak]

You have a "lady friend" AND a wife?

You disgust me. This also reminds me of another person I knew who got some juvy time for kicking her step dad, even though HE was the one who was married to another woman while being married to her mother.

I actually have 3 "lady friends" Actually, thinking about it. That was the wrong "lady friend". Silly me, how could I have had a mistake like that? At least Great Uncle Jeffy and Tenisha got what was coming to them for having sex behind my back. So should i leave right now or torch this ***** up?

[Daxdiv]

Wow, do you pay child support to any of those kids?

3 Lady friends? Wow, no wonder you have that STD. Any more you want to share?

[TehWozn1ak]

Wow, do you pay child support to any of those kids?

What is child support? Is that something that comes with my forclosure notices and my orange soda monthly magazine?

[TehWozn1ak]

3 Lady friends? Wow, no wonder you have that STD. Any more you want to share?

Actually yes. I had sex with a woman using a motorcycle and a hammer. It was pretty hot. I miss her so...

[Daxdiv]

It's the money you pay when you have a child out of wedlock.

WOW that a weird way of getting it on? Things happen that I don't need to know.

[Darklordavaitor]

Actually yes. I had sex with a woman using a motorcycle and a hammer. It was pretty hot. I miss her so...
Did you ever dress up as a Huntsclan member and met with a 16-year-old?

[Daxdiv]

Did you ever dress up as a Huntsclan member and met with a 16-year-old?

I'd be careful of her if I were you. Chris Hansen is right behind her.

OH wait you're gone, never mind.