HELP!!!! *Not a joke*

[Chykin]

My parents are missing and no idea what to do!! Can anybody think of something I should do?!
P.S. I have no phone!!
:crying::crying::(:(:crying::crying:

[defunctzombie]

Wait an hour then find a neighbor with a phone. Be careful though, the police might flip when they find out your parents left a 13 year old alone.

[TehWozn1ak]

Hide under your bed. That's the last place they'll look. Also don't lock the door, because they'll be more likely to try and get in. Also quickly grab the longest knife in your kitchen to protect yourself!

[Darklordavaitor]

Go to town, juggle a hula hoop on your head, and use this to gain an audience to ask for information.

[Daxdiv]

Did your parents tell you anything before they left for the day?

[Chykin]

Did your parents tell you anything before they left for the day?
no, not really

[TehWozn1ak]

do your parents have a history of having abortions or giving up children for adoption?

[defunctzombie]

do your parents have a history of having abortions or giving up children for adoption?
That's not nice.

[Chykin]

Ok, disregard this thread people. :sweat: I just got word from my neighbor who called a person with my mom's number who called my mom. She's coming home! :) Sorry for going and posting a whole thread about this, I guess that's what happens when your parents are about 2 hours late. Also, TehWozn1ak and Darklordavaitor, that wasn't very funny. :mad:

[defunctzombie]

Great that you found them. :)

[TehWozn1ak]

i'm serious though. That happened to a friend of mine. His parents upright and left his apartment while he was at school. Turns out his parents had given up 2 kids to adoption and had another one aborted

[Darklordavaitor]

Also, TehWozn1ak and Darklordavaitor, that wasn't very funny. :mad:
I didn't think I wrote a joke suggestion.

[TehWozn1ak]

also how do you not have a phone to call them with? You don't have a landline or cell phone? That's pretty stupid on their and your part. You deserved to be in agony for that

[Daxdiv]

Well I kind of knew that it wouldn't be anything major, cause if it was, I think your neighbor would have told you earlier like the time they told me my mom fractured her leg.

[Wind-Dive]

Ok, not much specifics but how did they even get missing. And if they're gone for at least 24 hours you should contact the police. But right now just stay at home and do something that distracts you like go on the Internet or watch tv. Maybe they might come back. But just stay clam. And if you don't have a phone go to your neighbors, I bet they have a phone.

[J'onn J'onzz]

Chykin's parents are missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of Chykin, to find them! Travel to four thrilling locations with hula hoop on head and eat potatoes to help rescue them from the evil clutches of real life! Read this thrilling thread today!

edit: Chykin I'm sorry if this offends you and this is a serious topic. I thought this was a late April Fool's joke.

[Ian Hatfield]

I have to say that this thread is a rather poor joke.

[Chykin]

I have to say that this thread is a rather poor joke.
I wasn't joking!

[TehWozn1ak]

I wasn't joking!

well, you are a joke...

[The Wolverine]

I wasn't joking!

Ignore them.

[Wind-Dive]

well, you are a joke...

Ok. That wasn't very nice. He really did thought that his parents were gone. And if I were him and thought that my parents have mysteriously dissapeared then I would be scared too and asked for help.

[Marvin Tikvah]

You know you can't yell "Fire!" in a theatre right?

Same thing here, your missing parents, who left no sign of abandoning you, does not warrant a cry for internet help. Especially since we wouldn't be able to do a thing about it.