Brak's Mom > Orihime

[Beat]

Discuss this universal truth.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/ce/seed/characters/images/chara_lacus_a.gif
Lacus says that "Lacus> everybody else". She plans to violently destroy both Brak's mom and Orihime.

[Darklordavaitor]

Eh, I've blown sweeter notes out of my assophone.

[Don_East]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7140/lexluthorwrong.jpg

[Ragebot]

http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/ce/seed/characters/images/chara_lacus_a.gif
Lacus says that "Lacus> everybody else". She plans to violently destroy both Brak's mom and Orihime.

Times have changed, and what was considered commonplace in the past can now be considered sexual harassment.

[Beat]

Reason's Brak's Mom > Orihime.

1. Brak's mom has won fights.

2. Brak's mom can cook.

3. No one's ever made a super-muscular Brak's Mom pic on Deviantart.

[Kitschensyngk]

All are inferior to BEEF!!!

[XOMiss_Samantha]

All are inferior to BEEF!!!

Lacus is deeply angered by your blasphemy

[Don_East]

Response...

Orihime is funny
Orihime's human
Orihime didn't randomly get an accent
Orihime hasn't been turned into a penguin

[Kitschensyngk]

Response...
Orihime is funny
Orihime's human
Orihime didn't randomly get an accent
Orihime hasn't been turned into a penguin

BEEF IS NOT A PENGUIN WITH AN ACCENT EITHER!!!

[Darklordavaitor]

Well, I have 8 questions on Misa, Light's girlfriend from Death Note:

1.Speaking of Light's girlfriend, Misa, Why did everyone seen Misa in no cape since she first appeared?
2. Who is Misa?
3. What if Jojo, Misa's monster, is a dinosaur-like creature that is fast, agile, and active and advanced, etc., for a dinosaur-like creature despite that Jojo is 25 feet tall?
4. What did Misa do?
5. Why did Misa is wearing a nightie since that one episode of Death Note?
6. Did I love that one scene when Misa came on to Light with no pants on in that one episode of Death Note?
7. Wanna show me a picture of Misa in a nightie?
8. What is your favorite Misa episode of Death Note?

Well, tell me all about that Misa and what is the answers to all my questions?

[Beat]

Brak's mom as penguin art > Bizzare fetish fanart of Orihime, including furry Orihime, bondage Orihime, and giant Orihime.

[Don_East]

Brak's mom as penguin art > Bizzare fetish fanart of Orihime, including furry Orihime, bondage Orihime, and giant Orihime.
That's not Orihime's fault. That's something you should hold against Deviantart.

[Kitschensyngk]

That's not Orihime's fault. That's something you should hold against Deviantart.

BEEF > FAT ORIHIME!!!

[Daxdiv]

Response...
Orihime didn't randomly get an accent


That accent was hawt!!!

[Beat]

BEEF > FAT ORIHIME!!!

TRUTH.

[Don_East]

Indeed, Fat Orihime is inferior to beef. However, the original Orihime trumps Fat Orihime, beef, and 75% of the women in Adult Swim Comedy. Why?

http://otaku.absolutelypointless.net/gallery/bleach/orihime24.JPG
SHE SEES HERSELF BEING A ROBOT KILLING MACHINE IN THE FUTURE!

That's awesome.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Trash>Orihime

[Don_East]

Trash>Lacus
FIXED!!!

[The Irishman]

Indeed, Fat Orihime is inferior to beef. However, the original Orihime trumps Fat Orihime, beef, and 75% of the women in Adult Swim Comedy. Why?

http://otaku.absolutelypointless.net/gallery/bleach/orihime24.JPG
SHE SEES HERSELF BEING A ROBOT KILLING MACHINE IN THE FUTURE!

That's awesome.

This thread needs more Jenny.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7rz21m-T9e8/Rpb2gSQlRcI/AAAAAAAAAM4/1Y0Znb2XkvY/s320/jenny_intro.jpg

[XOMiss_Samantha]

FIXED!!!

That is actually very accurate. I hate Lacus.

[Kitschensyngk]

Trash>Orihime

BEEF WILL CRUSH TRASH!!!

[Vyse]

I love you, April Fool's Day.
Everyone gets a free Pepsi.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/Pepsi%20logos/newpepsicandesign-arabadblog.jpg

[Darklordavaitor]

That is actually very accurate. I hate Lacus.
Really? That's quite sad. Then again, you two did argue like a married couple, except you weren't married.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Really? That's quite sad. Then again, you two did argue like a married couple, except you weren't married.

Oh yes, I hate Lacus so much I think I would rather eat bugs than say one good thing about her.

[Darklordavaitor]

Oh yes, I hate Lacus so much I think I would rather eat bugs than say one good thing about her.
What about make out with her?

[XOMiss_Samantha]

What about make out with her?

*commits seppuku*

[CartoonOverlord]

What about make out with her?

Rorschach's Journal
April 1, 1999

Shameless. This proves this world is dying of dysentery. The world will be engulfed by its own fecal matter. This city is like a lab full of braindead monkeys.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Miss_Samantha's Journal
April 1st, 1999


Rorschach is the equivalent of a brain dead monkey.

[CartoonOverlord]

Miss_Samantha's Journal
April 1st, 1999


Rorschach is the equivalent of a brain dead monkey.
Rorschach's Journal
April 1, 1999

Such juvenile retorts. Parents must be proud.

[Darklordavaitor]

Avaitor's Journal
April 1st, 1999

Rorschach should be fed to the dogs and Miss_Samantha needs to learn how to take a joke.

[CartoonOverlord]

Avaitor's Journal
April 1st, 1999

Rorschach should be fed to the dogs and Miss_Samantha needs to learn how to take a joke.
Rorschach's Journal
April 1, 1999
Impossible. Already killed dogs. Made some pretty butterflies.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Avaitor's Journal
April 1st, 1999

Rorschach should be fed to the dogs and Miss_Samantha needs to learn how to take a joke.


Miss_Samantha's Journal
April 1st, 1999

Takes jokes perfectly fine....but still hates Lacus.

[Lightning Tiger]

Orihime has better boobs, so she wins, besides, Brak's mom GAVE BIRTH TO BRAK, that's just crazy (yes, i know they look exactly alike, its still insase).

[Darklordavaitor]

Avaitor's Journal
April 1st, 1999

DELETE THIS FRAKKING ENTRY OR I'LL HAVE SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME. Also, running out of ideas.

[Don_East]

I just the biggest fact that proves Orihime is superior to Brak's Mom...

The Brak Show: CANCELLED AND IS HARDLY SHOWN ANYMORE
Bleach: Still On The Air And Is The Only Anime AS Likes Right Now

[Vyse]

tetrisdork's_Journal
April 1, 1999

I wonder how MeganRose is doing? Too bad I acted like a butthead in front of her.:( I really liked her.

[shoujoaifan]

This needs more pregnancy.

This needs Pregnant Sasuke.

http://st.deviantart.com/minish/main/blank.png


http://th08.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/i/2008/328/5/c/Mpreg__NaruSasu_by_Bloodedwings.jpg

[Beat]

Messed up Deviantart pics are why Brak's Mom will always be superior to Orihime.

[Vyse]

This needs more pregnancy.

This needs Pregnant Sasuke.

http://st.deviantart.com/minish/main/blank.png


http://th08.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/i/2008/328/5/c/Mpreg__NaruSasu_by_Bloodedwings.jpg
tetrisdork's_Journal
April 1, 1999
I feel like my eyes are being raped. This needs less pregnant Sasuke and more pregnant women. Like Orihime.

[Beat]

Random Brak's Mom pic at Deviantart.

http://th03.deviantart.com/images/300W/i/2002/7/4/c/Braks_Mom_WallPaper.jpg

Random Orihime pic at Deviantart...cannot be shown due to board policy.

[G. Wen]

You guys are all wrong, wrong, wrooooooooooong. Cheesy poofs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else in the universe.
http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/KettleCrisp-CheeseCurls.jpg

[Don_East]

Random Brak's Mom pic at Deviantart.

http://th03.deviantart.com/images/300W/i/2002/7/4/c/Braks_Mom_WallPaper.jpg

Random Orihime pic at Deviantart...cannot be shown due to board policy.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7140/lexluthorwrong.jpg

Here's 3 clean Orihime pics from DeviantArt. And they are actually drawn.

http://th03.deviantart.com/fs16/300W/f/2007/361/6/d/6db48068b6aeb109.jpg

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/314/d/a/Inoue_Orihime_by_rgnk.png

http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/247/2/f/If_Orihime_were_a_fairy_____by_shadrad.jpg

Face it, Beat, you lose again. I'm G1 Optimus Prime and your G1 Megatron. No matter how hard you try, I still win in the end.

[Beat]

http://fc33.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/305/9/a/WG_Orihime_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs39/i/2008/351/0/a/WG_Orihime_2_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

Share in my blindness.

Brak's Mom does not make you blind. Orihime needs to be smitten by the might of SaidaiGekiRinTojah.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLxm62Yc0ug&feature=channel_page)

[Marvin Tikvah]

DAISY >>>>>>>>>>>> ORIHIME AND IZZY AND BRAK'S MOM.

DON'T BOTHER DENYING THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T ALSO HERE'S A SUPERIOR PICTURE.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/MidgetBottle/Princes_Peach_n_Princess_Daisy_by_u.jpg

[Darklordavaitor]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/MidgetBottle/Princes_Peach_n_Princess_Daisy_by_u.jpg
GOODY GOODY GUM DROPS!

[Lightning Tiger]

http://fc33.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/305/9/a/WG_Orihime_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs39/i/2008/351/0/a/WG_Orihime_2_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

Share in my blindness.

Brak's Mom does not make you blind. Orihime needs to be smitten by the might of SaidaiGekiRinTojah.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLxm62Yc0ug&feature=channel_page)

you sir are mistaken, that is CLEARLY NOT Orihime, at least not the one from bleach.

[Don_East]

Beat, it's over, at this point I can easily post twice as many normal Orihime pics then your fat fetish fanart.

And Marvin, you're clearly a doppleganger of me, and what happens to dopplegangers?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aAMgJW-puHc/R4KHbwxi7VI/AAAAAAAAAyo/EWO6oDVgrcc/s320/monkey_wrench.jpg
That's right.

SWEET DREAMS, DOPPLEGANGER!

[Vyse]

Do I really need to summon G12 again? You know what? F it. Engine Gattai!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/583px-Esgo-engineohg12.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2fkrvxiJ8

The Engines are a fan of Orihime. I support Don_East. I am your Goose-Strangler!

Plus, Brak's Mom's face freaks me out. It's ugly.

[Marvin Tikvah]

And Marvin, you're clearly a doppleganger of me, and what happens to dopplegangers?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aAMgJW-puHc/R4KHbwxi7VI/AAAAAAAAAyo/EWO6oDVgrcc/s320/monkey_wrench.jpg
That's right.

SWEET DREAMS, DOPPLEGANGER!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/MidgetBottle/1237161857300.jpg

I don't know who you are nor do I care. Your technology however, intrigues me. Relinquish it at once and I may spare your life.

[Daxdiv]

DAISY >>>>>>>>>>>> ORIHIME AND IZZY AND BRAK'S MOM.

DON'T BOTHER DENYING THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T ALSO HERE'S A SUPERIOR PICTURE.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/MidgetBottle/Princes_Peach_n_Princess_Daisy_by_u.jpg


I approve of this image!!!

[Mr. Wednesday]

Do I really need to summon G12 again? You know what? F it. Engine Gattai!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/583px-Esgo-engineohg12.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2fkrvxiJ8

The Engines are a fan of Orihime. I support Don_East. I am your Goose-Strangler!

Plus, Brak's Mom's face freaks me out. It's ugly.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/moobyj/My%20Profile%20Stuff/Warren_Ellis.jpg

Warren Ellis topples all.

[Beat]

Do I really need to summon G12 again? You know what? F it. Engine Gattai!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/583px-Esgo-engineohg12.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2fkrvxiJ8

The Engines are a fan of Orihime. I support Don_East. I am your Goose-Strangler!

Plus, Brak's Mom's face freaks me out. It's ugly.

But she ISN'T unholily freaky, and she does stuff besides "Save me Ichi-Kun!"

JUKKEN GATTAI!

http://www.supersentai.com/database/2007_gekiranger/images/geki-gb-saidaigekirintouja.jpg

SAIDAIGEKIRINTOHJA! BURNING UP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCf7wM6MQ-g&feature=related)

[Lightning Tiger]

But she ISN'T unholily freaky, and she does stuff besides "Save me Ichi-Kun!"

fact, those worlds have NEVER been uttered from Orihime's mouth in that sequence, Ichigo just likes being a hero.

[Don_East]

***SAIDEAGEKIRINTOHJA FIRES IT CANNONS***

Beat, you fool, have Orihime is capable, show him baby

"Hinagiku! Baigon! Lily! Santen Kesshun..."

http://otaku.absolutelypointless.net/gallery/bleach/orihime175c.jpg
"I REJECT!"
http://otaku.absolutelypointless.net/gallery/bleach/orihime175b.jpg
***THE CANNON BLASTS RETURNS TO SAIDEAGEKIRINTOHJA, GIVING CRUCIAL DAMAGE, NAMELY THE UPPER TORSO***

And Vyse & I'll finish this...

RICKROLL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

[Daxdiv]

Daxdiv's Journal April 1, 1999

This thread is made of failure now that Orihime has infested it. Only one thing to do now... KILL HER!!!

[Anyone00]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7702/wizcharalacusa.gif
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5858/wizorihime24.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9138/wizcollectingdoubletake.png

[G. Wen]

You guys seem to have a thing for fat chicks. Well, if it's fat chicks you want:
http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/413/ep_414_rosiegarrison.gif

[Don_East]

Daxdiv's Journal April 1, 1999

This thread is made of failure now that Orihime has infested it. Only one thing to do now... KILL HER!!!

Like hell you will.

***FREEZES DAXDIV WITH ZAPPER BEFORE HE MAKES HIS MOVE***

Great, Vyse has mysteriously vanished. In that case, looks it's time for the epic assault.

***THE OP TO GURREN LAGANN BEGINS***

Simon, Dragonzord, Coop, Roger, assemble...

http://www.collectiondx.com/system/files/photo012208.jpg
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2225/megas.gif
http://gaowhite.sites.uol.com.br/mmpr-dragonzord.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/The_Big_O_(megadeus).JPG/180px-The_Big_O_(megadeus).JPG

Dragonzord, merge with the Megazord & Titanius to form the Ultrazord.
http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/ultrazord.jpg

Simon, merge Gurren Lagann with Optimus Prime for epic win!!!
http://fc38.deviantart.com/fs36/f/2008/275/1/0/Tengen_Toppa_Optimus_Prime_by_polidread.jpg


NOW, LET'S KICK SOME ASS!

***ALL THE MECHAS CHARGE, SAIDEAGEKIRINTOHJA GETS DECIMATED, WITHIN MINUTES THE THREAD IS REDUCED TO RUBBLE***

***PANT***

***PANT***

I win...

[Mr. Wednesday]

Like hell you will.

***FREEZES DAXDIV WITH ZAPPER BEFORE HE MAKES HIS MOVE***

Great, Vyse has mysteriously vanished. In that case, looks it's time for the epic assault.

Simon, Dragonzord, Coop, Roger, assemble...

http://www.collectiondx.com/system/files/photo012208.jpg
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2225/megas.gif
http://gaowhite.sites.uol.com.br/mmpr-dragonzord.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/The_Big_O_(megadeus).JPG/180px-The_Big_O_(megadeus).JPG

Dragonzord, merge with the Megazord & Titanius to form the Ultrazord.
http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/ultrazord.jpg

Simon, merge Gurren Lagann with Optimus Prime for epic win!!!
http://fc38.deviantart.com/fs36/f/2008/275/1/0/Tengen_Toppa_Optimus_Prime_by_polidread.jpg


NOW, LET'S KICK SOME ASS!

***ALL THE MECHAS CHARGE, SAIDEAGEKIRINTOHJA GETS DECIMATED, WITHIN MINUTES THE THREAD IS REDUCED TO RUBBLE***

***PANT***

***PANT***

I win...
***Warren Ellis comes and decimates all the mechas with his cynical wit***

[shoujoaifan]

http://fc33.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/305/9/a/WG_Orihime_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs39/i/2008/351/0/a/WG_Orihime_2_by_Guardian_Draca.jpg

Share in my blindness.

Brak's Mom does not make you blind. Orihime needs to be smitten by the might of SaidaiGekiRinTojah.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLxm62Yc0ug&feature=channel_page)
This needs more pregnancy.

This needs Pregnant Sasuke.

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs45/300W/f/2009/072/a/7/___CM___Suigetsu_and_Sasuke____by_Yuki_Koopa.jpg

[Don_East]

***Warren Ellis comes and decimates all the mechas with his cynical wit***
Hey Ellis, you're nothing more the poor man's Alan Moore.

***SHOOTS ELLIS WITH ZAPPER, ELLIS IS DOWN***

And incase anyone tried to use Chuck Norris.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6401/antichucksquad.jpg

[Beat]

We won't lose to a useless damsell in distress. Our power is NeiNeiHouHou and all together!

Warren Ellis!

Mike Lazzo!

CYNICAL HUMOR ANIME HATE!

TIM AND ERIC UNFUNNY SKIT ATTACK!

SAIDAIGEKIRINZAN!

*slices Orihime into sushi*

It is done.

[Don_East]

***THE ORIHIME TURNS OUT TO BE A LOG***

You think I let her die that easy!

HADOKEN!

***THE BLAST KO'S BEAT AND DESTROYS LAZZO, TIM, ERIC, & ALL OF BEAT'S ALLIES***


DON_EAST WINS!

Now and forvever.

***DON GRABS ORIHIME***

Now let's get out of here, Hime.

***DON TELEPORTS, WITH ORIHIME***

http://www.dedroidify.com/blogimages/moore_photo.jpg
"Don_East does indeed win, so says me Alan Moore."

[shoujoaifan]

This needs more pregnancy.

This needs Pregnant Naruto.

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/i/2008/196/9/c/Pregnant_Naruto_by_itanaruluver.jpg


And Sakura.
http://th09.deviantart.com/images3/300W/i/2005/149/a/6/Pregnant_Sakura_by_Nacchi.jpg

[Speedy Boris]

How's this for a comparison? The Drew Carey Show > Anything mentioned in this thread. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!