Adult Swim books Brock Lesnar vs Seth Macfarlane for UFC 102- Anime sucks

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"No one likes anime", began Mike Lazzo at the first staredown for Adult Swim's newest Saturday venture, co-promotion with Spike for UFC 102- Anime sucks and no one likes it. "That's why we're happy to introduce something that people will actually watch on Saturdays, fights. After all, copying successful competition worked for Cartoon Network, right?"

The card, a meeting between top AS talent and top fighters from the MMA world, was hyped by UFC president Dana White as "Way f****** better than anime."

On the undercard, Tim Heidecker promised to do all he could against former light-heavyweight champion Forrest Griffin.

"I do so much 'wrestling' with Eric every day that this should be natural. Besides, anime sucks."

Main card bout order-

Brock Lesnar vs Seth Macfarlane.

Tim Heidecker vs. Forrest Griffin

Eric Wilhreim vs. Shane Carwin

Seth Green vs. Diego Sanchez

Bob Odenrick vs. David Cross

Nate Diaz vs. Tite Kubo*

(*Will not be aired live)

Well, if it worked for CN, right?

[Djm912]

I thought these were supposed to be joke threads, not for real.:sad:

[Vyse]

I would actually watch that. Mostly to see Tim and Eric get what's coming to them. Hell, I would pay money to see UFC 102 in person if that card is real.

[FUNiOP]

ya i agree i hate that animu crap

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Notes and quotes...

When asked about why he was being matched with David Cross, Bob Odenrick stated "No one will get the genius of this matchup until after."

Anime is lame.

Tim and Eric held an impomptu coin toss at the press conference to see who would come out to "Jefferton Alive!" Tim has to come out to "I sit down when I pee."

Anime- If you like it, you're a virigin.

Tite Kubo noted "I haven't worked out since school. How can you expect me to win a fight?" Nate Diaz replied "This'll hurt more than watching that ******* show of yours."

The only thing dumber than watching anime is buying it.

Seth Macfarlane began working with former UFC HW champion Randy Couture at his Las Vegas gym...for about 2 hours. He was banned for life for reasons both parties refuse to disclose. Seth is now training out of his house.

Seth Green is hoping several UFC stars lend their voices to a Robot Chicken skit post-fight.

Tim and Eric promise "aggressive wrestling" in their bouts.

Reading this means you're not watching anime. And that's good.