The Cafe's April Fool's Day 2009 Collection

[Lord Dalek]

This program is A-MAY-ZING!!! DOWNLOAD AWAAAAAY!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

[Ishtar]

Does this mean the Virus took the form of Rick Astley? I WANT RICK ASTLEY IN MY COMPUTER!

[Martianinvader]

Ah, it's good to see Cousin Rick again. I haven't laid eyes on the chap since the Picnic-Slash-Riot of '97.

Don't appear so surprised by this revelation. Have you ever wondered to yourself why the man refuses to get wet?

[peacebyanymeans]

Metapod was so worthless.

Always setting him at the top of the list, just so he could be in battle for 2 seconds before switching.

All to get xp to level him up.

But he never did.

[Don_East]

RickRolling is so last year. :p

[Bakasama]

Now that I think about it, it seems that Japanese Fiction has the most Tropes of any media shown in TV Tropes Wiki. Their list of tropes are broken into categories, with their OWN lists.

I think this may be due to lots of wiki editors being "shinnichika". Hmm, I don't that's listed at TvTropes yet but I pretty sure it's a trope too.

It's does kind of suck that Musicians page feels underdeveloped as compared to the other pages, like the film and animated series pages.

[Startrekman700]

Watching

[Startrekman700]

Watching Ben

[Startrekman700]

Watching Ben 10:

[Martianinvader]

Greetings, all! It's a pleasure to be in attendance today, amidst all the chaos and insanity. Though Gremlins by nature are anti-technology, I've learned to appreciate this particular day, especially around this corner of the cyberworld.

You may have concerns about the oncoming computer glitch set to strike every single computer-driven device on December 31, 1999. Well, I feel I must post a contrary opinion and say I couldn't be more thrilled! Riots at the mall! Planes falling from the atmosphere! Microwaves turning feral! It will be a GLORIOUS sight, and the Gremlins will be in their element at last! I've been stocking up on party hats.

Now before you uneducated cretins engage in that primitive act you call "flaming" just because I've typed in an unpopular opinion, I urge you not to judge me. What does anyone really know? Can you truly say that biting a human being in the rear end is an unspeakable act if you have not tried it yourself? What I propose is that we embrace the chaos, rather than try to suppress it.

And given the mental state of many around here this day, especially the kitten woman, I believe I will find SOME allies. Perhaps I shall add a few of you to my Facebook.

Anyhow, I suppose I've prattled on long enough. Let the debate begin! And remember, I'm ultimately correct.

[ChibiGoku]

One down! FIVE MORE TO GO!

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/thumb/2/28/3_Star_Dragon_Ball.svg/120px-3_Star_Dragon_Ball.svg.png

And hey, look! IT HAS THREE STARS ON IT! That means I have both the three star and four star balls! :anime::anime::anime::anime::anime::anime:

[Jacob T. Paschal]

you work for Piccolo, don't you?


I'll get the other balls before you!

[Lord Dalek]

RickRolling is so last year. :pSo's the Republican Party. PHHH-CHYOOOW!!!

[Startrekman700]

Watching Ben 10....

Gwen: I already set up a date

Kevin: You know i love you

Gwen: but kevin, i love....

Then suddenly....



http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/e92ae0157b87299a

THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT FROM ABC NEWS.....

Gibson: Good evening, The nation of Jackscrewedistan has attacked the small country anvilania. Anvilania is the exporter of anvils used in many cartoons throughout the 20th century. It has been reported that the country of Jackscrewedistan has used starships to engage in the orbital bombardment of that small country. The leader of that country Jack S Crewed has made the statement that the small country of anvilania has withheld the funds it has gotten from it's anvils while small countries have starved. We will return back to regularly scheduled programming and keep you up to date. This is gibson with ABC News

THIS has been a special report from ABC News

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/e92ae0157b87299a


Ben: So where are you gonna go for a date.

Kevin: too that fancy restaurant down the street....




*don't you hate when the network interupts programming when your about to get the great reveal.

[Zeonic Freak]

THIS IS ROBERT FAULKNER WITH MY NEW USED AND NEW ***** WEREHOUSE, COME IN AND BROWSE OUR THOUSANDS OF USED AND NEW *****S

CHECKS US OUT!!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NT60VAmiNM


I LOVE *****S, ILOVE*****S!!!!...

[Captain Highwind]

WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T MAKE ANY WISHES!

OR THIS WILL HAPPEN:

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s97/Mr_Highwind/1295038-1222538785-sonickirbyavatar.gif

[ChibiGoku]

Piccolo? Who's that?

I've never heard of him before. Sounds like Pickles. Which I think are icky. :mad:

[Ishtar]

Personally I prefer me some Bruce Faulconer. He made the dub music for DBZ....and stuff.

[Majin_Megabyte]

Bow down to our lord and savior, Mr. Popo!!!!

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3395/mrpoposmiling.jpg


And the first rule of joining Popoism is DON'T TALK ABOUT POPOISM!!!!!!!!


Our lord and Savior have to say to you all.



"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

[Ishtar]

Abandoning your old God, are you?

http://www.geocities.com/spootnek/AJJohnson/Kimberly.jpg

[Jacob T. Paschal]

Piccolo? Who's that?

I've never heard of him before. Sounds like Pickles. Which I think are icky. :mad:

Icky? I'll eat anything.

Espicially if Chi-Chi eats it...

[Sparticus]

Holy crap are you kidding me!? Can I get it custom engraved with 洞爺湖 on the *********?

[Majin_Megabyte]

Nooo.... She married to Mr. Popo now. Because I was there for their wedding. ^_^. And Amy is now part of Popoism as well. And I'm still her servent of justice.

[Startrekman700]

They been worshipping the WRONG prophets..


These are the true prophets of Bajor.



http://www.vintagesynth.com/sci/prophet5.jpg


http://www.vintagesynth.com/sci/p10.jpg


http://www.vintagesynth.com/sci/pvs.jpg


http://www.vintagesynth.com/sci/prophett8.jpg

[Daxdiv]

Please ARCEUS is our true god.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QbQjfZRoFTo/SZYxLUl_q1I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/8YivAKwEVE4/s400/Arceus.JPG

BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM NON BELIEVERS!!!

[Lord Dalek]

Is that next to William Faulkner's ***** Warehouse? I hear he keeps all his *****es in the closet.

[SirLemming]

IT'S A FAAAAAAKE!
(ds9itsafake.ytmnd.com) (http://ds9itsafake.ytmnd.com)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/10c1536c3cfde3b771f7e6dcda0c5a6a.jpg (http://ds9itsafake.ytmnd.com)

[Majin_Megabyte]

Mr. Popo thinks your god is weaking, because of Pop Law, which it states no animal like gods are allowed in Popoism terroity.

[Don_East]

So's the Republican Party. PHHH-CHYOOOW!!!
Go ahead and laugh, because there's no way Obama can talk himself out of this (http://forums.toonzone.net/www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4).

[Daxdiv]

We ain't going to take that. ARCEUS... BLOW UP KAMI'S LOOKOUT WITH JUDGEMENT.

[Ishtar]

Mr. Popo thinks your god is weaking, because of Pop Law, which it states no animal like gods are allowed in Popoism terroity.
I must ask you one thing. Does Mr. Popo really not lie?

[Majin_Megabyte]

I must ask you one thing. Does Mr. Popo really not lie?

Yes, Mr. Popo does not lie at all. Because he was the true person that defeated Garlic Jr and send him into the Dead Zone both times.

[Jave]

Hey, Goku.

My name is King... Sonnn... Dededoo... yeah...

And I'm here to CLEAN YOUR BALLS.

[Megaman X]

Hoy estoy de aquí decirle acerca de un héroe.. sí un héroe. Su nombre es Lazerboy5000. no sólo tiene él tocó la sociedad humana.. él nos mostró.. la manera de Pokemon. Sí Pokemon. criaturas públicas pequeñas que captamos para son propias diversión. Lazerboy5000 quiso Pokemon... verdaderamente... mas él pensó que él estuvo a bueno para los juegos D que él prometió como él anduvo el sendero largo hacia abajo a llegar a ser a un héroe. Sí.. Lazerboy5000.. él ha hecho así mucho. ..yet que hemos hecho así pagarle poco apoya. Prometo construimos una nueva sociedad para son héroe que nos guardó de hambre y cáncer. Sí... Lazerboy5000 el héroe nacional que nos guardó.. de nosotros mismos.

[SirLemming]

I'm sorry, but I really think that's offensive. I can't worship a god if he's such a blatant stereotype.

I think a more positive role model would be the character from my new video game Daikatana:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/superfly.jpg

Superfly Johnson!

[Jave]

Your Spanish is terrible.

So as a penalty, you don't get your clock cleaned.

[Daxdiv]

Are you cybering? That's sueable, I should know my mom is a lawyer. Get ready to be feel the wrath of Mighty Noid Entertainment.

[tucsoncoyote]

IGNORE ME!
what was that?
Someone set us up the bomb!
We Get Signal
What??!!
Main Screen Turn on!

CornFlicer C Virus
How are you gentlemen,
All your Base are belong to us!
You have no chance to survive make your time
Ha ha ha'

For Great Justice Move all Avast Antivirus

DIE!

See No virus here!

Or is this ...

The Twilight Zone?

Is that Conflicker C virus rambling to itself?

Yes it is.

then SHUT UP ALREADY!

It's Over NINE THOUSAND!
We've been Pwned..

Definitely epic Fail...

WoW...

:coyote:

[Megaman X]

Your Spanish is terrible.

So as a penalty, you don't get your clock cleaned.

=( Cabeza de Tirano

[Ishtar]

No parlo spagnolo. Io parlo italiano. Buon giorno, come va?

[Majin_Megabyte]

TRIPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Armblast/14mun14.gif

[Megaman X]

It's dead already... :crying: WHAT DID I DO WRONG!? Maybe I used the wrong cheat code..

[NelStone]

I love the new version of Conflicker it's so boss

RADICAL.

[Majin_Megabyte]

Mr. Popo can beat your god as well, with just a pimp slap to the sun, its true since he did it Bebi and laugh his death.

[PC!]

Last year, I was the King of Toon Zone. Ah, and what a glorious time it was. Ruling over all you little people, doing battle with fearsome marshmallowy foes, the makeout parties...

But I digress. Ruling over Toon Zone for a day had not satisfied my insatiable hunger for power.

Thus, I have set my sights higher.

As of today, I declare myself the Duke of Doorknobs.

I believe Kevin from Ed, Edd and Eddy said it best when he stated:

"Does it have knobs?"

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1773/knobsbig.jpg

Yes. Indeed it does.

But ruling over doorknobs wouldn't be enjoyable without any challenge.

Therefore, I am taking all comers for the unprecedented title of "Duke of Doorknobs." Do you have what it takes to defeat me?

Do you?

DO YOU?!

Methinks not. But try. Try as hard as you like, the result will be the same. I will now and forever be the Duke of Doorknobs, and no one has the power to defeat me.

YOU HEAR ME? ELECTIONS BEGIN NOW!

VOTE PC FOR DUKE OF DOORKNOBS 2009!

[Majin_Megabyte]

Mr. Popo is now the true king of Toon Zone, since he just pimp slap you for not following POPO LAW!!!.

[Light Ichigo]

IGNORE ME!
what was that?
Someone set us up the bomb!
We Get Signal
What??!!
Main Screen Turn on!

CornFlicer C Virus
How are you gentlemen,
All your Base are belong to us!
You have no chance to survive make your time
Ha ha ha'

For Great Justice Move all Avast Antivirus

DIE!

See No virus here!

Or is this ...

The Twilight Zone?

Is that Conflicker C virus rambling to itself?

Yes it is.

then SHUT UP ALREADY!

It's Over NINE THOUSAND!
We've been Pwned..

Definitely epic Fail...

WoW...

:coyote:





over 9000 is as old as your mom.

[PC!]

i Wish I Wuz Master Moron, Cuz Despite His Name Hez Realy Quit Teh Ladiez Man

[tucsoncoyote]

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
I AM GOD!
Bow down before your lord and master!
Plus would you like Fries with that Whopper Jr.?
:coyote:

[Juu-kuchi]

What a glorious spectacle of self-interested pursuits that live their lives of value on this day. It is quite a joy to see the commonality shared within the rest of you in the excess of this day, in the pursuit of our own rational interests for this community. A voluntary community built upon individuals pursuing individual gains without cost at the force of others.

It is merely fortunate that this was not the result of a collectivist statist establishment run by the effervescent bureaucrats that wish to tax you and benefit from the sordid sacrifices that were unnecessary.

Share in the objectivist glory of the pursuit of self-interest and the excess of self-accomplishment today.

[Megaman X]

Yes it was not possible but I pulled it off! Yet... I forgot how it was possible. It involved lots of chocolate milk and some oil..^^ but are love came through...

[tucsoncoyote]

][/color]over 9000 is as old as your mom.

If my mom were that Old..Wait a minute.. SHE'S DEAD!!!

Does this mean that "It's Over 9000" Died in 1983?

:coyote:

[Juu-kuchi]

Why do you encroach upon who we worship you shyster?

Man is only subject to himself, and accords with him the highest values he wishes to attain.

[Light Ichigo]

Watching [/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSnFbmVJsY"]hentai (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSnFbmVJsY)

[Ishtar]

http://www.bucketmovies.com/images/batman-credit-card1.jpg

Never leave the cave without it!

[Majin_Megabyte]

No...... THIS IS GOD!!!!!!!


http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7093/pics06vl8.jpg

ALL HAIL AMY JO JOHNSON!!!

[PC!]

tz U Hussy. >:(

[Lord Dalek]

I liek you. Yur silly.

[Daxdiv]

Who needs a credit card when you live off of your mother lawyering and your father being a professor?

[tucsoncoyote]

Why do you encroach upon who we worship you shyster?

Man is only subject to himself, and accords with him the highest values he wishes to attain.

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png

Well then would you like to "King" size this order?
For I AM GOD!
Ronald McDonald is SATAN!

No...... THIS IS GOD!!!!!!!


http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7093/pics06vl8.jpg


ALL HAIL AMY JO JOHNSON!!!

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Well then Can I get a Date with "The Other Goddess After all I have Burger GOD Body Spray!?"


:coyote:

[Juu-kuchi]

Charlie's Angels. A glorious spectacle of excess and capitalism in motion, built upon the self-interest of it's characters with a locus upon the values of the pursuit of self-worth in the face of danger.

[Jave]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/iamdissapoint.jpg

[Jave]

hentai (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSnFbmVJsY)http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/iamdissapoint.jpg

[tucsoncoyote]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/iamdissapoint.jpg

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Is that Mario's Father who is talking to GOD?
Maybe he would like to have our Baby Burgers....

[Megaman X]

Toon Zone Co:

Yes that's right! Join the exciting world of Toon Zone for a job! You don't get payed at all and you work long hours as a great mod! Of course your thinking "I need special skills don't I? D:" Nope here on Toon Zone you don't need talent at all! Heck here, banging your head on the keyboard is a good thing!

Your job as a MOD is to ban as much n00bs as possible and keep all the goody goody losers still around so they can whine about the good ol days. Sounds easy but.. the n00bs wear careful disguises that can trick the naked eye..

http://www.lynchburgvirginiarealestate.com/Services/Image1.gif
http://www.tommorrell.com/naked_eye-c.JPG

So as a mod you gotta be careful.. but besides that you can chat with the members who have far better lives than you do! ^^ And you can post your own discussions but because your a mod your to cool for that. So all you do is watch..and watch.. and watch.. until the admin decides to let you go because your just far to boring. Sadly since you have no real talent you can't make Toon Zone news stories so don't go asking for those details. And even if you had the talent to write, you have no sense of humor since that's all anybody cares about for the dvd reviews these days..

So what are you doing sitting on the computer chair!? SIT EVEN TIGHTER AND SIGN UP AS A MOD TODAY!

[Startrekman700]

Praise WTTG your god...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Wttg86.jpg

For your god has created this universe so you can run around and act like fools.

If you don't worship him, Hanna Montana will run on Disney Channel forever.

[G. Wen]

I bow to the god, Mel Gibson, all the time. You know why? Because he hates Kyle and his people! That's right, you heard me. It had to be said.

[PC!]

Okay, here's the deal: an opportunity like this only comes along once a year. No restrictions, nothing holding us back.

Let's make the biggest friggin' Toon Zone thread EVER.

We have less than 24 hours before this thread and countless others are done away with. Let's make Toon Zone history today. Let's create the biggest thread EVER.

Obviously, there's not much to it. Post. Post. And once you're through posting, post some more. This will require the contributions of every last one of you. Let's post so much in this topic that the board margins go all screwy. This is the one time that we as Toon Zoners, men and women, boys and girls, can come together and do something truly outstanding. And pointless.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? ARE YOU UP TO IT? LET'S GO!

[Daxdiv]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QbQjfZRoFTo/SZYxLUl_q1I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/8YivAKwEVE4/s400/Arceus.JPG

This is your new GOD! Live with it!

[G. Wen]

Dude, your god is seriously gay.

[Daxdiv]

Arceus, another non-believer is among us, use Judgement on him... her... I mean it. Also Feel the wrath of this God

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8586/eneru26ntxr3mr5.jpg

[PC!]

...we're not off to a good start.

[mojokingbee1]

Screw you all. THIS IS MY GOD:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/mojokingbee1/kenny/sacrelige.jpg

[G. Wen]

Dude, that job is seriously gay. People, if you seriously want a job AND make money, you should work for me. I have a company that smears crap on people's walls. It's great fun. We use such sophisticated colors as baby poop green, chocolate brown, puce yellow... Really, work for me, and you won't end up poor like Kenny.

[Vyse]

Time to drink some Bacardi and Pepsi. This may be a while. Wake me up from my drunken sleep when y'all figure this out.

[Light Lucario]

I forgot about the Batman Credit Card. I was going to guess it was the invisible credit card. The one that never requires payments, but never gives money anyway.

[Daxdiv]

I'll help you brother. I CAST FLARE!!!!

[G. Wen]

Woman, stop your philosophisizing and get in the kitchen and get me some cheesy poofs!

[Light Lucario]

To be fair, it might be kind of late or early for some people. It isn't even actually April 1 where I am right now.

Still, I do like the idea and it sounds like fun. I'll try to post more later.

[Vyse]

Let's christen this!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/Koda2BKumi2B-2BBUT2B_POPJAM2B-2B102.jpg

[Startrekman700]

there's one place on earth that subscribes to your objectionists views


Its called RAPTURE

you just have to dodge the security bots and the crazies who run around talking gibberish and those big dudes in the diving suits that run around with those little girls.

[G. Wen]

Oh my god, that's so cool. Kyle and Stan will be soooo jealous that I have the Conficker virus and they don't.

[G. Wen]

You know what has me by the balls? That they let people like Kyle and hippies run free. I swear, Kyle and hippies should be locked up.

[Startrekman700]

http://onlyfunk.com/Affiches/Luther%20Vandross/Luther%20Vandross.jpg



http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Luther.Vandross.jpg


http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/musicians/luther_vandross/luther_vandross_SteveWGrays.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glA5rX-RNaI

Stop To Love and Let Celebrate!! All the love we have...STOP!!!

[Daxdiv]

I have so much fun being the internet biggest LOLCOW that I ignore my social life.

[Daxdiv]

It's April Fools where I'm at, besides the site stops this stuff at 12:00 AM Thursday.

I Contributed.

[Martianinvader]

Oh, the troubles I could unload. Hanes still refuses to manufacture a pair of briefs the size of my head, so I'm missing a lot of fun. My chainsaw is broken, and I have to resort to just smacking people with the blade. And I can't manage to find a female of my species that doesn't already have 17,000 children.

[tucsoncoyote]

Time to drink some Bacardi and Pepsi. This may be a while. Wake me up from my drunken sleep when y'all figure this out.

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Wake Up You Sleepy human!
This is GOD talking
Would you like me to supersize that Bacardi and Pepsi..

This could take a while..

Or maybe you would like a Whopper?


For I am GOD!
Mel Gibson is not a God! He's just an actor that Looks like ME!

As for the Pokemon God, I WILL CATCH THEM ALL!

as for the Mice.. I have a CAT!
For I AM GOD!
:coyote:

[Jave]

I Contributed.http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/iamdissapoint.jpg

[SkullsandRoses]

I fail so hard, my social life doesn't even exist. :crying:

[Daxdiv]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/iamdissapoint.jpg

Wut now? http://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.pnghttp://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.pnghttp://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.pnghttp://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.pnghttp://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.pnghttp://forums.funpiece.com/style_emoticons/default/wuhns6.png
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[Majin_Megabyte]

Arceus, another non-believer is among us, use Judgement on him... her... I mean it. Also Feel the wrath of this God

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8586/eneru26ntxr3mr5.jpg

ALL HAIL GOD ENERU, and he knows when you are sleeping!!

[The Wolverine]

Haha.

[SkullsandRoses]

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

[SkullsandRoses]

Screw that, this is the only god I'll ever need!

http://www.treehugger.com/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

[G. Wen]

Those aren't gods! ONLY MEL GIBSON IS GOD!

http://www.scumdoctor.com/images/Mel-Gibson-Mental-Illness.jpg

[SkullsandRoses]

So when's the due date? :anime:

[G. Wen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Ep_413_cartmanakira.gif

[EinBebop]

Are you going to do the right thing?

[G1Ravage]

I'M ABORTING THIS RIGHT NOW

*clicks on the red X*






















GODDAMMIT

foof

[G. Wen]

Ha! TZ is a big slut! Hahahahahahahahahaha! What? No she isn't, Kyle! Shut-up Kyle, shut-up! My mom is NOT a slut, Kyle, shut-up, Kyle, shut-up!

[G1Ravage]

This will never work.

[ChuckRoast]

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

Sooo CUTE! I want one!:anime:

[SkullsandRoses]

Sooo CUTE! I want one!:anime:

I've got a whole barrel full of them. If you want, I could dump it on you! :evil:

[Martianinvader]

This will never work.
Never say never, followed by "work." That's the kind of attitude that impedes progress.

If they hadn't believed in the Hindenburg, we never would have seen such beautiful carnage, now would we have?

[Vyse]

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Wake Up You Sleepy human!
This is GOD talking
Would you like me to supersize that Bacardi and Pepsi..

This could take a while..

Or maybe you would like a Whopper?


For I am GOD!
Mel Gibson is not a God! He's just an actor that Looks like ME!

As for the Pokemon God, I WILL CATCH THEM ALL!

as for the Mice.. I have a CAT!
For I AM GOD!
:coyote:
No offense, Burger King king, but you creep me out. Some of your competitors do, too. That's why, as TZ's Official Goose-Strangler from last year, I get the final say as to who's god over here on this board. You're winning me over by Super-Sizing my Bacardi and Pepsi. Whicch is weird because you don't serve the the two products and have King-Sized instead of Super-Size. Now, I'm going to go to sleep. When I wake up, I better see some proposals from all you contenders. I will also now allow all members of the TZ Cabinet from last year (including the President and the TZ King) along with Orihime's husband, Don_East, to decide wheter y'all are good or not. But, I get final say.

Good luck, guys!& tuyhg hyjugt `bh
/head falls onto keyboard due to drunken stumpor.

[ChibiGoku]

Oh? You're going to clean my balls?

Hey, thanks! But I already washed them yesterday. If I didn't, Bulma would get mad at me. She seems to say it's a bad thing if I don't wash.

[EinBebop]

This thread is not a joke. It means business. Do not ruin it with your April Fool's shenanigans!

[Vyse]

I am definitely not finding that DeviantArt picture.

[Vyse]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/star-ocean-the-last-hope-2009011304.jpg
I got plenty.

[G. Wen]

Oh my god, I finally found someone who's mature and serious like me. I can't wait to tell Stan and Kyle to make them jealous.

[EinBebop]

Who is John Galt?

[Ishtar]

brblunch




Yes, I eat lunch at any damn time of the day I want.

[tucsoncoyote]

This thread is not a joke. It means business. Do not ruin it with your April Fool's shenanigans!

Wait.. Are you being serious? Well God has something to say to you EinBebop

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Stop Being Serious!

Talk about being uptight, SHEESH!

[G. Wen]

Hey cool! I'll trade you these pubes I bought off of some guy for your dragon ball. Kyle and Stan will be so jealous.

[tucsoncoyote]

brblunch




Yes, I eat lunch at any damn time of the day I want.

Well if you are at work, then God Has something to say..

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Would you like a Cheeseburger ... to go?

[ChibiGoku]

Pupes? What are those? :confused:

[Startrekman700]

But there are five possible daddies

Ronstoppable
Your father
Luther Vandross
God
Your Granddaddy
Grandpa Max
Captain Picard

Seriously, who wouldn't want to get with this one.

http://static.flickr.com/3204/3076484237_dd2a2167bd.jpg


http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/e483ab1caccd16b8

[tucsoncoyote]

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png (https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png)

Who Dares Steal My Dragon ballz?!!!

[Don_East]

Ciao!

[G. Wen]

Oh my god, I do that too!

http://www.diseaseproof.com/FakeBigBurger.jpg

I just had four of these.

[G1Ravage]

Who will win? The sneeze? Or can I grab a tissue from my computer desk in time?

[G1Ravage]

UPDATE: The tissue lost.

[ChibiGoku]

I didn't steal it. I just found it on the ground.

[tucsoncoyote]

But there are five possible daddies

Ronstoppable
Your father
Luther Vandross
God
Your Granddaddy
Grandpa Max

Nope it's none of them.. I can narrow it down to Two people..

Either it's

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/03/Hannah_Montana.jpg
Hannah Montana..

or
https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
I AM GOD!
:^:This Guy

Sherlock Holmes: Elementary my eear Watson!
:coyote:

[G. Wen]

More reasons why Mel Gibson is god:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5680/melscreencap7nl5.jpg
http://www.webrawl.com/App_Themes/Default/images/braveheart.jpg
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/mel_gibson.jpg
http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sp32-20090216-144002.jpg
http://wedofunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mels_hairy_face.jpg

[SkullsandRoses]

Sucks to be the tissue.

[tucsoncoyote]

http://www.dsorecords.com/wp-content/uploads/pics/AMSM02_R_Lee_Ermey.jpg
Hold it in Soldier!
OOHRAH!

[G. Wen]

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
Mine's better:
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/10208/0/Pubic_Hair.ashx

[tucsoncoyote]

More reasons why Mel Gibson is god:

http://wedofunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mels_hairy_face.jpg

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Mel Gibson is my son! (Holy Jesus...)
(Notice the family resemblance?)


Those aren't gods! ONLY MEL GIBSON IS GOD!

http://www.scumdoctor.com/images/Mel-Gibson-Mental-Illness.jpg


https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
Isn't he the guy from Highway to Heaven? Don't you know..the Guy who co-starred along with Michael Landon?

[Startrekman700]

seriously i think it was



http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/4e0ff58acc6307ee

[SkullsandRoses]

Mine's better:
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/10208/0/Pubic_Hair.ashx

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/189/1211286499775qy4.jpg

[Vyse]

You know who I think it is?

tucsoncoyote

[tucsoncoyote]

You know who I think it is?

tucsoncoyote

Uh, No.. I don't date College cheerleaders... I only had a 'One Night stand with Shego! (and yes, Drakken knows about it!)

"":coyote:

[Majin_Megabyte]

You all forgot one man with magic fingers......


MR.POPO

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3395/mrpoposmiling.jpg

[Startrekman700]

now shego is pregnant and she says your the father

[Martianinvader]

If Kim is truly pregnant, eleven million Deviantart users just screamed out in pain.

As if any of them were going to get her. Everybody knows her one true soulmate is Stitch.

[Vyse]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/tetrisdork/Motivation/Vacation-1.jpg

[SkullsandRoses]

Uh oh, Kim has an unexpected visitor...

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4966/wheresmymoney.jpg

"Where's my money, woman?"

[tucsoncoyote]

now shego is pregnant and she says your the father

Actually I talked to Shego this last week by phone and in fact she stated that she slept with

http://wedofunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mels_hairy_face.jpg

Mel Gibson


As for Kim, Well Like I said, It's either The Burger King, Mr. Popo, or Hannah (Freakin) Montana who's the father of Kim's Child.

[Startrekman700]

Kim Possibles Mother is now pregnant and she says one of you toonzoners is the father.

[Vyse]

If Kim is truly pregnant, eleven million Deviantart users just screamed out in pain.

As if any of them were going to get her. Everybody knows her one true soulmate is Stitch.
Have you ever done a search on Deviant Art for "Kim Possible Pregnant"?
/does what he said
65 results. Granted, some were stories, some had no pregnancy. And, the 2nd most popular item from that search was "Kim Possible as an elf" and featured zero pregnancy.

Is there a point? I'm probably back supplying photographic evidence again. Pepsi.

[tucsoncoyote]

If Kim is truly pregnant, eleven million Deviantart users just screamed out in pain.

ANIKAN SKYWALKER DID IT! (I sense a great disturbance in "The Force")

As if any of them were going to get her. Everybody knows her one true soulmate is Stitch.

And Sigourney Weaver is Stitch's father... (Alien + Sigourney = Stitch!)


Kim Possibles Mother is now pregnant and she says one of you toonzoners is the father.

Well Don't Look at me! I'm not a Polygamist! (In fact I'm More like Bruce Wayne! Wait he could be the Father of Kim's Baby! After all Bruce Wayne is Batman! He too Can do anything!)

Have you ever done a search on Deviant Art for "Kim Possible Pregnant"?
/does what he said
65 results. Granted, some were stories, some had no pregnancy. And, the 2nd most popular item from that search was "Kim Possible as an elf" and featured zero pregnancy.

Is there a point? I'm probably back supplying photographic evidence again. Pepsi.

All it takes is one fanboy to get pictures of the dirty deed.

:coyote:

[G. Wen]

Charlie's Angels. A glorious spectacle of excess and capitalism in motion, built upon the self-interest of it's characters with a locus upon the values of the pursuit of self-worth in the face of danger.
For the last time, woman, go in the kitchen and get me my cheesy poofs.

[Karl Olson]

I so want to close this.

[tucsoncoyote]

Yeah but who's watcing...you?

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/watchmen.jpg
I think they're watching ALL OF US!

[tucsoncoyote]

Oh my god, I do that too!

http://www.diseaseproof.com/FakeBigBurger.jpg

I just had four of these.

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/R_Lee_Ermey-1-The_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_The_Beginning.jpg
Suck in that gut Soldier!!!
(Whattaburger)

[G. Wen]

I so want to close this.
This is what I think of you:
http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/cartman_fart.jpg

[G. Wen]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/R_Lee_Ermey-1-The_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_The_Beginning.jpg
Suck in that gut Soldier!!!
(Whattaburger)

And you can suck my balls!:mad:

[tucsoncoyote]

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

That looks like an Araneatrox from the Entropia Universe. Must be a Young.. (Breaks out my Rocket Launcher to kill it..!)

HA EAT ROCKET RODENT!

BOOM!

[G. Wen]

Dammit, you stupid immigrants! This is America, speak English! You guys are worse than Kyle and his people.

[G. Wen]

You're gods suck! God:
http://www.filmthreat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/mel.jpg

[SuperDudeX]

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/bison-cfe.jpg













He did it.

[Karl Olson]

This is what I think of you:
http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/cartman_fart.jpg

just for that, closed until the next terrible of dialog in the room.

[Karl Olson]

unclosed now

"all men are a-holes!"

[SuperDudeX]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C12149516.jpeg

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

[G. Wen]

Terrance and Phillip

[SuperDudeX]

I am watching the best fight ever, check it out!

link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[SuperDudeX]

Me > Chuck Norris

[tucsoncoyote]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C12149516.jpeg

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png

Ah Cousin Zod, So Glad you could make it to Superman's Funeral...

[Desensitized]

No.

[Desensitized]

I refuse to contribute to such a silly idea.

[Desensitized]

Whoops, sorry. Didn't mean to double post.

[tucsoncoyote]

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/bison-cfe.jpg













He did it.

Okay was it him who got Kim pregnant? or was it him who got Kim's Mom pregnant? Enquiring minds do want to know ya know.

:coyote:

[Karl Olson]

breaker!

[SuperDudeX]

breaker!


http://maddogm.com/images/denied.gif


There, I broke your combo breaker.

I have conqured the thread mod.

Now close this thread and givez meh my throphiez.

[J!!!]

Well I'm game I'll post someting interesting when I get home from school.

[chdr]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/1/128830575070696170.jpg

[Ian Hatfield]

Because really, where else would you get such top-quality products as these?

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1234642821110.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1234642830569.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1234640471609.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1234642412777.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1237931774142-1.jpg
Look out, it has FRICTION POWER!
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1237931421110.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/varisator/1237931554063.jpg

[XOMiss_Samantha]

http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg

[J'onn J'onzz]

we will need to repopulate the world after the apocalypse

edit: just remembered the photo album thread, nvm

[J'onn J'onzz]

is this mirrored on all the boards because I think I saw it on another one but now I'm too lazy to check.

[Desensitized]

http://www.gifhub.com/animated_gif/28/GH_182981.gif

[Demonic Raven]

My suicide kit...
http://www.concretebadger.net/images/blog/sayonara-zetsubou-sensei/2-3.jpg
..also featuring plenty of rope!

Perfect for those of you who are in despair!
http://bajan.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rope-noose.jpg

Anyone wanna join me? I'll be glad to add you to my "traveling partners" list!

[Majin_Megabyte]

-gets in hides in the pillows and puts out a sign that say no girls allowed-

[XOMiss_Samantha]

*kicks over your pillow fort and walks away laughing*

[Majin_Megabyte]

DAMN YOU!!!!!!

-rebuilds the pillow fort again, but couch cushions now-

[Desensitized]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u100/JDesensitized/garybuseyRADICAL.jpg

[XOMiss_Samantha]

*kicks a soccer ball into the couch cushions, watches them topple down again*

[Shawn Hopkins]

Oh my stars and garters. You're absolutely right. How could I have been so wrong? I've been living a lie. I will now begin to act only along the lines of my own self-interest. Is it okay if this means still not finishing your boring books?

[Majin_Megabyte]

CURSES!!!!!!!

-rebuilds again and now added nerf guns to counter attack.-

[Desensitized]

I found a picture of the Rand family!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u100/JDesensitized/endocrinefamily.jpg

I don't know, guys. They seem happy.

[Demonic Raven]

http://rog.gameslate.com/gfx/screenshots/left4dead_francis_chaos.jpg

I HATE AYN RAND.

[Demonic Raven]

DYING IN EPIC THREAD.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd193/WindChronicles/Sayonara%20Zetsubou%20Sensei/Zetsubou.png

[Shawn Hopkins]

Sure, people are saying there are signs the bubble will burst, but I see things only going up, up, up baby through 2000 and beyond. Have you seen this Napster thing? That kind of thing will be great for the music industry, I'm sure they'll embrace it with open arms, and that's just the kind of forward thinking tech product that will drive our new virtual economy. etoys stock is going for $80 a share, Pets.com is doing awesome and look at the Nasdaq, for cryin' out loud, what more do you need. Good times are here to stay and the U.S. will never face another recession as bad as the one in the early 1990s.

The deregulation of the financial industry was a great idea, and it will just accelerate growth. As long as bankers act in their own self-interest and don't, let's say, make home loans to people who can't afford to pay them back then we should be okay.

Yeah, some of you worrywarts and naysayers have looked at the economic policies potential candidate George W. Bush has proposed and say that they might increase that national debt, but I don't believe. First, him getting elected? Never happen. Second, we'd have to have some seriously destabilizing events like a major terrorist attack to derail things anyway. Heck, from what I can gather we'd have to be fighting two wars at once. So, stop worrying, sit back, listen to some Sugar Ray, stop obsessing about Y2K and enjoy rest of 1999.

[Mini Garbonzo]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/thread-delivers2.jpg

[Desensitized]

DYING IN EPIC THREAD.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd193/WindChronicles/Sayonara%20Zetsubou%20Sensei/Zetsubou.pnghttp://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u100/JDesensitized/Busey-5.jpg

[Desensitized]

You're being way too optimistic. If anything, things will get worse and worse until we're knee deep in a recession.

Freaking people on the internet are not pessimistic enough.

[SirLemming]

Everyone please remember to be careful when you leave the bunker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/kim_bauer_24_cougar.jpg

There's cougars out there.

[Hanshotfirst113]

Bop bop. Bop bop bop bop. Bop bop bop bop, bop bop bop bop, bop bop, bop bop.

[Juu-kuchi]

To hate me that is unfortunate, but rational self-interests dictate that you choose who you associate with.

That is a free society and you are living it.

[Zeonic Freak]

Quickly, Get All *****s Half Off On April 1st And If You Are Able To Stick One All The Way In Your Body, Take It Home, I Dont Care!!!!

Try Our Used Condom Bin Next To The Hiv Testing Lab, Why Pay Good Money For New Condoms When You Can Get Used Ones That Are Half As Good, It Saves You Money.

Come See Us Today!!!:d...

[Desensitized]

******* ain't ****.

[Zeonic Freak]

Want the world to know what your personal information is, want to get screwed over on your bills and have you identity stolen and be a laughing stock of all mankind?

Now you can have that enjoyment by listing your personal information on this thread. Just simply leave your name, social security number, credit card info, home morgage info, address, email and other internet info, and just sit back and watch as your personal life crumbles to the ground.

Its a hassle, its a horrible experiance, and out of your own stupidity, you can beable to try that today!!!...:D:anime:

[Jaguar]

brblunch




Yes, I eat lunch at any damn time of the day I want.

i love you.











































BINKY BOY!

[Ishtar]

i love you.











































BINKY BOY!

Only Bakura can call me that! Now, fear the wrath of my Rod!
http://www.geocities.com/slyfersrage/Item-ep54-MRods.jpg

[Jaguar]

lol rod.

Thiefshipping ftw?

[Lord Dalek]

http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cows_69.jpghttp://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.c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[Elven Moon]

I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

[Ishtar]

http://www.slaphappysusan.com/files/internet_serious_business_framed.jpg

[Jaguar]

Happy Cows do Not Come From California

[XOMiss_Samantha]

I love in the cardboard box next to said van

[Ishtar]

I live in Egypt.

http://www.stanford.edu/group/ccr/blog/egypt.jpg

[Ishtar]

Seriously, today is actually the birthday of Fred and George Weasley! Fitting, ain't it?

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/images/film/gf/twins-gf.jpg

[TyUnlimited]

I live in Hell. You should all visit sometime.

[Jaguar]

how is babby formed?


how girl get pragnent?

[TyUnlimited]

Wtf man wtf.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

You plant special seeds in the ground and eventually babies grow from the dirt. This is where we get the cabbage patch kids from.

[Juu-kuchi]

Rational self-interest through biological methods of reproduction.

[Ishtar]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Headon.jpg

[Lord Dalek]

NOOOOO!!! ITS MUTATING!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYb83KM4at4)

[Temple Fugate]

Listen sweetheart, a lot of people might buy your hippie crap, but there is a world of untapped power in the pursuit of true literature. And by "true" I mean "fiction." Horror, to be precise.

Writers like us have a responsibility. A responsibility to tell stories that other people want to hear. Not need to hear; I said "want." And what I know they want is balls-to-the-wall, psyche-shattering horror.

So take your altruistic views and scat before I start up a new horror novel with you as the first victim.

[PC!]

Dude, good idea. SOMEONE MIRROR THIS THREAD IN ALL THE BOARDS NAO. C'MON KARL, BE A PAL.

[PC!]

srsly. ):<

[Ishtar]

NOOOOO!!! ITS MUTATING!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYb83KM4at4)
IT CHANGED AGAIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag)

[Fifi Fanatic]

You are incorrect. This is the true face of God!

http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg

[Juu-kuchi]

Altruist. You dare to call me that which adheres to the belief of the parasite?

[XOMiss_Samantha]

I love the smell of death in the morning

[SirLemming]

Is this babby?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/nomming.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/nomming.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/nomming.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/aprilfools/nomming.gif

otherwise i do not know

[Vyse]

Pepsi, Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi.

[Sparticus]

Pfft. My Rukia's Justtank Mini pwnzors your Roflcopter. XP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/spartydragon/rukia_justtank_web.jpg

[The Old Maid]

It's official! As of today, no coupons will be honored. Consumers are saving too much money. That has to stop. If consumers paid full price for all merchandise, we would immediately balance the budget, put everyone back to work, and make oodles of money.

A bill is before Congress to amend the original law in an attempt to include gift certificates. This means that if you bought your mom a gift certificate to a spa, it would be no good and you'd have to buy her another gift, thus stimulating the economy! Now get out there and start paying too much! :D :D :D :D

[Hanshotfirst113]

I live in Hell. You should all visit sometime.

I work there.

Anyone want to know where I live? Well, just don't look behind you!

[Hanshotfirst113]

The stork brings them. Didn't you get that the slideshow during sex ed?

[Hanshotfirst113]

unclosed now

"all men are a-holes!"

Yeah, I know.

Me > Chuck Norris

No.

Yeah. Just no.

http://www.gifhub.com/animated_gif/28/GH_182981.gif

Greatest thing ever? Greatest thing ever.

[Dr.Pepper]

Hi my name is Jane Doe and my phone number is (555)555-5555 and my bank account number is 12345678900987654321

[Vyse]

I AM THE MAN WHO WILL DECIDE WHO IS GOD HERE!

First off, The Burger King king:
https://secure.bkcrowncard.com/images/violators/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
You are creepy. You scare me. You also scare a good proportion of the Internet.And, you gave some of us nightmares and/or terrible fever dreams. The fear factor alone is some good god material. Plus, you also offered me to Super-Size my alcoholic Pepsi combination (drink Pepsi), so that was some good bribery. However, your power to freak people out has been waning ever since BK decided to focus on midget farmers and BWE correspondents dressed in burger costumes as spokespeople. Plus, there's only one Burger King where I live, and it's a 30-40 minute drive to get there. I WANT MY FATTENING FOOD TO BE CLOSER TO ME.

Overall, you are a good candidate for TZ god. You're still creepy and you bribed me. Speaking of, where's my King-sized Bacardi and Pepsi?

[Hanshotfirst113]

No. THIS is God:

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/Guillermo%20del%20Toro.jpg

And these are his prophets:

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/peter_jackson.jpg

http://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/store/images/Neil%20gaiman.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Alan_Moore.jpg

Bow and worship!

[Hanshotfirst113]

But I'm the pilot!

[Sparticus]

It is formed after the sexing and appears in a puff of purple smoke shiney and new and ready for intense mecha combat!

[Dr.Pepper]

Babbys come from belly button lint that gets really big and stuff and they come out and stuff and live behind the couch and eat table scraps LOL LOL LOL.:) :anime: :D :evil: :o :robin: :eek: :p :sweat: :cool: :bosko: :lepew: :tomcat: :deedee: :moon: :scratchy:

[Temple Fugate]

By "parasite," I'm going to assume you're referring to my book The Army that Ate the Universe, which is about an alien microbe from another dimension infecting a homeless man from Bristol, who goes about spreading the parasite to hundreds of unsuspecting townsfolk.

(People sometimes call them zombies. Zombies are old hat. They're done. I do not write about zombies. These are people turned into alien-human hybrids by a parasitic organism that reproduces in the pit of the stomach, which causes them to develop an intense craving for human flesh. It's totally different.)

But getting back to the point, I don't think you have a point. Where is the psyche shock? The element of your argument that compels in the reader a deep sense of surreal terror that haunts them for the rest of their lives, thus inspiring a concerted effort to better themselves? That's what writing is truly about.

[Speedy Boris]

I live in Hollywood. I'm an intern and have access to all sorts of company secrets. They are, from start to finish:

-Nick is making a SpongeBob movie. It is due for release in 2004.
-Hellboy is getting a big screen adaptation.
-Star Wars Episode III will not have a PG rating.
-Harry Potter will be directed by the same guy who did Home Alone 1 & 2.
-Jurassic Park 3 is officially underway. It will be released in 2001. Steven Spielberg will NOT direct.
-Monsters Inc. will be unfairly accused of being a rip-off of Aaahh! Real Monsters, but it's an entirely original creation.
-Pearl Harbor will be directed by Michael Bay of The Rock fame.
-Planet of the Apes is getting remade. Tim Burton will be heavily involved.

I've got more, assuming I'm not fired for making this post. :sweat:

[Yusuke Urameshi]

WERE ALL GONNA -censored by 4kids- DIE!!!

RUN 4 UR LIVVVVEZZZZZ!!!!!

[Temple Fugate]

I am a horror writer, although I prefer the term "dreamweaver." You can learn all about me by visiting my website, www.garthmarenghi.com (http://www.garthmarenghi.com).

But be wary, bold traveler. For what you find may change your life ad infinitum. (That means "forever.")

[Yusuke Urameshi]

You know, this is why TZ created "Location".

Rural china, 200 years ago.

[Don_East]

http://www.nerdles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/batman-dark-knight-joker2.jpg

[Juu-kuchi]

The most surreal terror is that of reality, not of the aliens and monsters your literature dictates.

My individuals face forward to the surrealism of reality and triumph over adversity against those who are teh collectivists and bureaucrats that wish to destroy your initiative. My heroes are those that inspire people to self-determination and ideals, more so than a mere scare from an extraterrestrial or a zombie.

[Ishtar]

http://www.nerdles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/batman-dark-knight-joker2.jpg
GAH, I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD USE THAT MEME EVENTUALLY!

[Vyse]

Your dad had sex with your mom. End of story.

[Speedy Boris]

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[Sparticus]

*opens a hatch in the ceiling and dives into the pillows*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[sdp]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babies, becuse thier babbys can't frigth back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too a lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots.

[Speedy Boris]

You mean the possibility of a Y2K virus wiping out all the computers in the world is still real? THERE'S NO REASON TO LIVE!

(gets in kayak and falls down mountain)

[XOMiss_Samantha]

I live in Hell.

You must known Lacus Clyne then

[Don_East]

IT CHANGED AGAIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag)
Behold...

THE FINAL FORM!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg)

[Darklordavaitor]

I think some people need to learn to take a joke and be able to poke fun at themselves.

Now I think I'm going suicidal.

[PalmelaFC]

OH MY GOD!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg)

[Beefy]

My IP address is 127.0.0.1
I use the mighty Windows 98.
Try to hack me! I dare you!

[Shawn Hopkins]

It describes someone who has a quarrelsome or combative nature, in other words a person who likes to fight. I am pugnacious. Post in this thread and I will argue with you bitterly on any topic you choose. Others may also start arguments here as well.