Burger King releases cooked meat scented body spray

[Batmex]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/sfl-flzcolognedig12190sbdec19,0,3994522.story

Just don't use if your girlfriend is hungry, dogs or other carnivours are close by.:p

[chdr]

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...Why?

:confused:

[Mr. Wednesday]

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...Why?

:confused:
I concur with this statement.

[80's guy]

Heard about on the news

[Silverstar]

Forget diamonds, that's what women really want: a man who smells like a Whopper. :rolleyes:

[EinBebop]

http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/release-the-hounds.jpg

[The Penguin]

This is not Entertainment, this is news about restaurant/body spray. So moved.

[Megaman X]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/sfl-flzcolognedig12190sbdec19,0,3994522.story

Just don't use if your girlfriend is hungry, dogs or other carnivours are close by.:p

Awesome! Now girls will have to like me at school! Who knew all I had to do was smell like a double whopper with some bacon and cheese, =D it will even make me friendly with dogs! Like this little guy..

http://www.moli.com/ext_images/fv_angry_dog.jpg

[Captain Highwind]

Holy crap that's nasty

[Racattack!Force]

...What's the point of this, to be eaten by my neighbor's Rotweiler? :sweat: Wearing that stuff will be like eating down with death, having fish and chips. Just sounds nasty...

[Juu-kuchi]

Hey hey! I'm sick of all these complaints and naysays. It is a greater good, from the company who brought you the King. It should be your right honourable duty to take what he offers you, even if it smells like cooked meat.

[Captain Highwind]

Hey hey! I'm sick of all these complaints and naysays. It is a greater good, from the company who brought you the King. It should be your right honourable duty to take what he offers you, even if it smells like cooked meat.

But I can smell like this for free by walking into the kitchen of any burger king

[Ishtar]

I think my dog would try to eat me if I sprayed any of that on me...

[Moto Pete]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/petenehra/burgerking_whoppersign1.jpg

[Juu-kuchi]

But I can smell like this for free by walking into the kitchen of any burger king EXCUUUUUUUSES!

Support the King and pay tribute heathen. He may not look it, but he hates freeloaders like that. :mad:

[Moto Pete]

Here is the site
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg

[tucsoncoyote]

I can see an advertisement for this:

Move over Axe Chocolate Man, you've just been whoppered by The King..

Whopper.. It's what drives hungry women, Rotweilers, German Shepards, Poodles, and most large carnivores like lions, wild..
(Hey, I should write advertising slogans!!!):coyote:

[Cartoonlover]

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

[Comics_the_QB]

Wow, that's just... wow. :shrug:

[J'onn J'onzz]

April fool's isn't for another four months, Burger King.

[Mr. Wednesday]

Here is the site
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg
:ack: DO NOT WANT

[Yusuke Urameshi]

Sounds like something from the invader zim episode about meat...

[Racattack!Force]

Here is the site
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpgMY EYES!!!! IT BURNS! :eek: The King...is naked. He's scary enough already...:crying:

[Michael24]

As much as I love the smell of a cooked hamburger, that doesn't mean I want to walk around smelling like one.

Here is the site
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg

I have only one reaction . . .

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5967/toth02qj8.jpg

[chdr]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg

Dear Burger King,

I didn't think you could make the Burger King any creepier, but you did it.

Congratulations? :sad:

[Pomegranate]

Disgusting and vile this is!:ack: :shrug:

[Captain Highwind]

:ack: DO NOT WANT

You should see it in motion during one of those Internet side ads. Downright nauseating.

[Comics_the_QB]

I have only one reaction . . .

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5967/toth02qj8.jpg

Best reaction ever!

(Indy FTW!)

[The Cartoon]

Umm...

[defunctzombie]

Call me when they release french fry cologne. :yawn:

[tucsoncoyote]

I wonder if it comes in with Cheese and Mayo scents added in...
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg
and yes the King pulled a "Burt Reynolds." (Look that one up..)
but yeah that's just creepy on a number of levels.
How many levels?
Too many to count...
:coyote:

[Jave]

In the immortal words of Crono:

"..."

[dendawg]

I wonder if you get all wet and soggy 15 minutes later? :p

[Captain Highwind]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/19/burger_king_flame_l_2.jpg
and yes the King pulled a "Burt Reynolds." (Look that one up..)


I bet you money that is Burt Reynolds under there.

[EinBebop]

I bet you money that is Burt Reynolds under there.If you're going to look under the blanket, please warn us so that we can avert our eyes.

[Shawn Hopkins]

Good way to attract flies. And to get people talking, which is the point of this wacky PR campaign.

By the way, I used to work in a Burger King and believe me, you do not want to smell like one. If I went anywhere after work, kids used to hold their noses as I walked by.

[tucsoncoyote]

I bet you money that is Burt Reynolds under there.

Let's remove the King mask and find out!

(God I hope I'm wrong..)

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5967/toth02qj8.jpg

Yep, It's definitely Not Burt Reynolds under that mask.

:coyote:

[Captain Highwind]

If you're going to look under the blanket, please warn us so that we can avert our eyes.

Ha ha...wow.

I knew I should have replaced the word 'there' with 'that mask'

[Czar Gato]

Am I the only one who thought of Sex Panther when they first saw that?

Seriously, if I smelled that on a guy I would have assumed he hadn't showered for a month.

[SkullsandRoses]

I wonder if you get all wet and soggy 15 minutes later? :p

Ewwww... :ack:

[Master Moron]

Don't bash it until you've read the reviews: http://www.rickyshalloween.com/ReviewsList.asp?ProductCode=flame&Reviews=Y

Smell me, Feel me, Touch me! December 19, 2008
Reviewer: jerry sandusky from Rochester Hills, MI United States
I received my Flame cologne 3 days ago...the last 72 hours have been amazing. As soon as it arrived I decided to spritz my neck with a tiny sampling before heading out to do some grocery shopping. At first I thought it was coincidence...I saw two different ladies in the produce area tilt their head back as their eyebrows raised, then slowly, slowly lowered. Then again, in the deli, a gaze of familar wonderment overcame a female patron as I stood next to her as she oogled the $8.99/lb. roast beef. Ten minutes later, at the fresh meat counter, I bumped into Betty... As she asked the butcher for a 16 oz. porterhouse, she must have "sensed" me... She said "Hi", nostrils flared. Needless to say, the ground chuck wasnt the only grinding going on this night... Thanks BK!!!

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Mile High Club December 18, 2008
Reviewer: Austin Hildo from portland, OR United States
I bought this product because I love your hamburgers so I thought I would like to smell like them. Shortly thereafter I had to fly across the globe for business. I used only 3 squirts of this spray before the flight, but that was more than enough. I had a seat next to a very hot foreign woman who spoke english as a second language. She asked me "Excuse me? Can You move to a different seat? I cannot control my lust for your scent and need you to relocate before I do things to you that are illegal in my my country." I said I couldn't because I specifically wanted that seat on the plane. She looked around frantically but fortunately for me, there were no other seats available. She couldn't contain herself more than like a minute longer and started taking off my clothes right there. Needless to say, we porked right then and there (there was a preacher on the plane that was able to marry us so don't worry it wasn't out of wedlock or anything).

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Mantastic! December 15, 2008
Reviewer: Frank Reynolds from Philadelphia, PA
After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.

At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over.

I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.

It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she's ever had, and that's saying a lot.

Thanks again Ricky's! I'm sure you did this for the lulz, I know I did. ROFL!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!

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[Daxdiv]

Well now the only thing that the Burger King can do to creep me out now is to show his Jewels.

[Kitschensyngk]

Why flame-grilled meat scent? Why not cow pheromones?

[tucsoncoyote]

Why flame-grilled meat scent? Why not cow pheromones?

Well the intriguing thing is that most perfumes and colognes are nothing more than a smell mixed in with pig sweat.(That's right folks, pig sweat). So rather then cow pheromones we're talking meat scent mixed in with pig pheromones.

So anyone want some bacon to go on that whopper burger?

:coyote:

[dendawg]

Well the intriguing thing is that most perfumes and colognes are nothing more than a smell mixed in with pig sweat.(That's right folks, pig sweat). So rather then cow pheromones we're talking meat scent mixed in with pig pheromones.

Unless you have a cite, I'm gonna have to call BS.

[johnny139]

I love Burger King. They're like the hilariously weird guys on the internet, only with enough time and money to make their stupid jokes into reality. God bless 'em. :p

[Chykin]

Don't bash it until you've read the reviews: http://www.rickyshalloween.com/ReviewsList.asp?ProductCode=flame&Reviews=Y
I don't know. Some of those are too ridiculous to be true. "double fisting ketchup?" "Licking me like they lick the juice from the Whopper"?

[buttah]

Actually someone on the news tried it and he said it smelled like normal cologne.

[Jave]

I don't know. Some of those are too ridiculous to be true. "double fisting ketchup?" "Licking me like they lick the juice from the Whopper"?Obvious joke review is obvious.

[Dr.Pepper]

That is weird...

[Racattack!Force]

Obvious joke review is obvious.Obviously. I can't believe its that bad. :sweat:

[tucsoncoyote]

Unless you have a cite, I'm gonna have to call BS.

(Just google Perfume, Pig, sweat)
I'll see your BS and raise you an article...or two.. after all there are such things as perfume pigs which really have no real smell. and it's not pig sweat, but rather pig slobber... (Anyone want to kiss a pig?)

http://digg.com/general_sciences/The_secret_sex_signals_in_human_sweat
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/asia-pacific/2124873.stm

:coyote:

[TyUnlimited]

I dare someone to where this and go in the gates of a dog pound.

[DBZNarutoWarrior]

I just got mine in the mail today.












....Just kidding.

I don't understand HOW this actually came to pass as a legit product on the market. I'm not so sure it will be widely excepted. They should focus on sandwiches instead of body spray.

[Captain Highwind]

I dare someone to where this and go in the gates of a dog pound.

I dare department store clerks to start spraying people with it. :evil:

[TyUnlimited]

Am I the only one believing that George Bush might end up in a commercial with this stuff?

[Hiya Animation]

This is a joke...PLEASE tell me this is a joke... :eek:

[.bg]

I think we've officially made a thread about everything.

[Yusuke Urameshi]

next thing you know the headlines are gonna say:


Local Man Is Eatin By Dogs: Police Say It Was ...Deodorant?




Burger king gets shut down, mcdonalds takes over, etc.