Who wants to spank Colin?

[don Jaime]

Colin's ready for his birthday licks - he's twenty-two years young today!

Happy Birthday, Mighty Mod!

[Psycho Fox]

Cool can I sing annoyingly off key and give a birthday card so kyoot it will make Colin ill?

[The Mad Hatter]

I would give him a celebratory spank, but I'm afraid Colin, with his hyper-sensitive prison worker senses, would give me the Stealth Ninja Fat Southern Sheriff Stereotype Death Grip on me, or somesuch. So I'll just settle for a sedate "yay Colin."

Yay Colin!

[Craig Marinaro]

A Poem

Our pal Colin Feder is a man for all men
He used to scoop ice cream, now he works in the pen
It's not beer and skittles, having a job at a prison
While some people are sleeping, Colin isn'

He does stuff for ToonZone, or so I hear
One thing is certain, to our hearts he's dear
He's not a monarch, a king, or a kaiser
Just Colin Feder--a year older, a bit wiser.

-C
Was gonna buy him some nice monogrammed bath towels, but the poem was cheaper--er, I mean, more personal!

[DR. BELCH]

In the words of a wise old dog named Exile, "Don't be weird-boy." ;)

DYN you can sing Craig's poem to the tune of the theme to The Beverly Hillbillies? (And most Emily Dickinson poems to "The Yellow Rose of Texas", but that's a whole other thing there.)

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
(And most Emily Dickinson poems to "The Yellow Rose of Texas", but that's a whole other thing there.)

"A precious, mouldering pleasure ’t is
To meet an antique book,
In just the dress his century wore;
A privilege, I think,

His venerable hand to take,
And warming in our own,
A passage back, or two, to make
To times when he was young.

His quaint opinions to inspect,
His knowledge to unfold
On what concerns our mutual mind,
The literature of old;

What interested scholars most,
What competitions ran
When Plato was a certainty,
And Sophocles a man;

When Sappho was a living girl,
And Beatrice wore
The gown that Dante deified.
Facts, centuries before,

He traverses familiar,
As one should come to town
And tell you all your dreams were true:
He lived where dreams were born.

His presence is enchantment,
You beg him not to go;
Old volumes shake their vellum heads
And tantalize, just so."


{pause}


"Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye;
Much sense the starkest madness.
’T is the majority
In this, as all, prevails.
Assent, and you are sane;
Demur,—you ’re straightway dangerous,
And handled with a chain."


{pause}



"The soul selects her own society,
Then shuts the door;
On her divine majority
Obtrude no more.

Unmoved, she notes the chariot’s pausing
At her low gate;
Unmoved, an emperor is kneeling
Upon her mat.

I ’ve known her from an ample nation
Choose one;
Then close the valves of her attention
Like stone."


{pause}


I'm sorry, I don't see it. Now, back to the matter at hand...
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/birthday.gif
Wait, did I do that already? Oh well.

[Craig Marinaro]

Dr. Belch cheerily relates:

DYN you can sing Craig's poem to the tune of the theme to The Beverly Hillbillies? (And most Emily Dickinson poems to "The Yellow Rose of Texas", but that's a whole other thing there.)

And all the four-line verses of Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" to the "Ballad of Gilligan's Island." He slips in a few 5- or 6-line verses here and there to throw the rhythm off, though...then again, who'd want to repeat that tune for 140-something verses straight, anyhow?

-C
The Professor and Mary Anne...

[Jack]

Actually, I was singing the poem to "The Balad Of Bunny and Claude..." It woeks great for the forst three or so lines, but you have to modify it to proper enlish for it to match the music correctly, like saying "he is" instead of "he's."

Happy Birthday!

Jack:D

[Narfpinky]

Ummmm, I'll pass on giving Colin a few b-day swings. Instead, I'll wish him a happy NARF POITZORT TROZ Birthday!


Narfpinky


BTW, how come we don't use our regular TZ B-day graphic anymore?

[Nftnat]

Well, I would wish'im a HBD, but I already did, on another thread, that was, somewhere else, which was, not here, & stuff... I am the lone *smack* sorry, I think I was channeling Zorak. Ah, what's it gonna hurt, he represents TTA 'round here, that counts for something. Happy Birthday, Colin.

[The Siren]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
And most Emily Dickinson poems to "The Yellow Rose of Texas", but that's a whole other thing there.)

Woah, just tried it...it does work...trippy!

--The Siren

[The Siren]

Happy birthday! Three cheers to the man who shares his name with my favorite improv performer!! Cheer, cheer, cheer!

--The Siren