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Colin
02-13-2002, 02:21 AM
Ping and Pong met each other, and decided to make a game. Oh, it was a wonderful game, they loved it, their friends loved it, and they knew it was going to be big. But there was a problem. Ping wanted to call the game Ping, and Pong wanted to call the game Pong. They argued for hours.

"Ping!"
"Pong!"
"Ping!"
"Pong!"
"Ping!"
"Pong!"
"Ping!"
"Pong!"

In the end they called it... Chess.
Maxie Zeus
02-13-2002, 03:15 PM
Just smile and back away slowly, people. Remember, if you don't make eye contact with the crazy man, he won't hurt you.

:D
Singin' Stray Cat
02-13-2002, 03:42 PM
(nudges someone) You distract him. I'll call the funny farm... ;)
Danielle
02-13-2002, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
(nudges someone) You distract him. I'll call the funny farm... ;)


{pause}


That someone wasn't me, I swear!


{longer pause}


*sigh* Fine, fine.......Hey, Colin! Wanna......um.....play checkers? :p
Ricochet
02-13-2002, 05:17 PM
That was pretty funny. It made me snort! :D :D :D

It didn't really make me snort, I just felt like saying that. It was pretty funny, though!
Danielle
02-13-2002, 05:27 PM
{stares at Ricochet weirdly} Ooooooooookkay. {pause, whispers to SSC} Better tell them we have two loonies here....
Zorakfan
02-13-2002, 05:58 PM
Where the hell is my cupcake?

http://themagicwarehouse.com/cupcake.jpg
The Dork Knight
02-13-2002, 06:22 PM
Does anyone here have any Rubber Walrus Protectors?

- Foley Is Good
Nightflower
02-13-2002, 07:12 PM
*snickers and harrasses everyone on her ICQ list with the story of these 2 guys... Ping and Pong...*
Danielle
02-13-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower
*snickers and harrasses everyone on her ICQ list with the story of these 2 guys... Ping and Pong...*

For shame! What kind of moster are you?!

{pauses, then chuckles and starts sending the story to everyone on her contacts list...}

To answer others questions:

Rubber walrus protectors. Does that protect the walrus or protect the wearer from a walrus?

And your cupcake's right next to your mouse....yes, right there......aw, darn, the mouse ate it. :p
Zorakfan
02-13-2002, 10:47 PM
Damn you mouse!

*Procures hammer*

*CRACK* Hehe...nailed it.

Now as to just hit the back button... Hey! What the?

My cursor isn't moving! DAMN YOU, TWISTED HEAP OF CIRCUITRY!
Evil Dr. Reef
02-13-2002, 11:03 PM
Well, it seems that now's as good a time as any for this:

"Hey Vegeta! Did you know your name means 'vegetable'?"
"Well, YOUR name means monkey, Kakarot."
"HEY! At least MY wife's name doesn't mean 'underwear'.
*cough* EASY! *cough*"
"KAKAROT!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

And the Flash just keeps rollin' on...
Ricochet
02-14-2002, 05:22 PM
Y'know what? The hills are alive with the sound of music. Scary singing hills... :( ;)
Maxie Zeus
02-14-2002, 06:15 PM
This is either going to die on its own, or it's just going to be random. Either way, it's not going to last long.

I think I'll euthanize it right now.