Funny T-Shirts You've Seen

[The Guitar Slayer]

Alright, people. You know all those t-shirts you see and you just start laughing? Post their messages or describe what their picture is.

Mine are:
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Carton of eggs: $3
Black ski mask: $13
Front row seat at a Britney Spears concert: $53
Egging the crap out of America's 'Pop Princess': Priceless :D
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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
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Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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One of those tie-dyed happy face t-shirts with a bullet hole right through the happy face's forehead with blood dripping down it.
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Alright, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
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I'm just one big f!#($%^ ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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Go for it, folks.

[Evil Dr. Reef]

Here's my favorite:
Sarcasm: Just another free service I offer.

[ccffan01]

Im with stupid, DUH!

[Sumi_Masen]

The Four Food Groups for a Cop:

1. Powdered
2. Jelly
3. Glazed
4. Chocolate Iced

[JustJack]

'YOU All Laugh Because I'm Different....I Laugh Because You're All The Same" :p :D

"Pro-Death"(I love upsetting people)

[Colin]

I got one as a christmas present a few years back... it said "Your superpowers are no good... I'm wearing tin foil underwear!"

I still wear that on occaision... it was fun wearing it to finals that year =)

[spectre316]

One in my head right now... a rather stupid one, but one none the less:

"Oh crap, now you're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?"

[Terminatah]

I seen this one at Target:

"THIS SHIRT MAKES THINGS HAPPEN"

-Terminatah

[Fantasie117]

I saw one in a water park that said "Find the drunk Waldo" across the top. Underneath, there were at least nine pictures of Waldo looking drunk, but one of them had him hugging this huge woman in a pink dress. I guessed that was the drunk one.

My friend enjoys wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm lost. Please take me home with you."

[Alaskanbullworm]

A few of them I have are:
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. (repeats down the shirt)
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Monkeys steal my underwear at night.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK they know me here.
An Invader ZIM shirt having GIR dancing like a monkey around ZIM.

A few I saw were:
I'm not gay, my boyfriend is.
(An army type shirt) Ha, now you can't see me.
(in the same army type) Oh crap, it's snowing.

[Calhoun07]

A Road Kill Cafe T Shirt, with the menu on the back (sorry, I forget the menu items! :( )

[Joe Tully]

I saw this little kid wearing a T-shirt with a big ketchup stain on it at Burger King yesterday. That was pretty funny.

Oh wait...you meant something else...

Uh...I saw a big orange shirt at Target that said "Halloween Costume" That kinda amused me.

[Danielle]

I saw these......somewhere. I can't remember. Man, I'm getting old:

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"I do what the voices in my head tell me to." (hmm...gotta find out where they sell those...)

"I don't get even--I get odd."

(This one cracks me up every time I read it) "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

"Laugh at your problems....Everyone else does!"

"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

"Of All The Things I’ve Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most!"

[Naraht]

Originally posted by Calhoun07
A Road Kill Cafe T Shirt, with the menu on the back (sorry, I forget the menu items! :( )

I've seen those...funny funny stuff....tasty too! =O

[The Guitar Slayer]

Originally posted by Calhoun07
A Road Kill Cafe T Shirt, with the menu on the back (sorry, I forget the menu items! :( )

I remember 2: Cat Splat and Collie Hit by a Trolley.

:D

[Calico]

"I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."

[Mr. Unspeakable]

My favorite is the "I hate myself and want to die" T-shirt with happy rainbow from the engrish website.

[atari_14]

My brother actually saw this one first and then pointed it out to me, I found it funny.
-Bad Cop, no doughnuts.

I've actually seen these on key chains but i guess they could be on T-shirts. Don't fussy if they are old.
-When i woke up this morning i had one nerve left and now you're getting on it!
-How can I miss you if you won't go away!
-If you don't like my driving, stay off the side walk

My grandpa has this shirt.
-I'm not old, I'm a recycled Teenager.

[DR. BELCH]

--my brother has several:
*"NPA (National Pimp Association)", with a Dolomite-style parody of the baskeball logo on it.
*"You've been bad--go to my room!"
*"Remember my name--you'll be screaming it later."

I had one that said "Overnight Sensation (Classic Soft Top)." The reverse was actuallly a mattress ad, but I wore a button-up shirt over it to cover that part up. I also have one with the cast of South Park as little green aliens (it glows in the dark) and one that begins "If...", and ends "You Know You're from Arkansas!" (spelled with a w, no less). In the middle is clips of a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

Saw one once in a catalogue that said "World's Largest Source of Natural Gas".

Though my true passion is funny hats/buttons; I have innumerable ones of those--a personal favorite is "Things go better with Cocaine".

[Bird Boy]

"You're just jealous I can hear the voices, and you can't"

"Butt-Whipe-Er" (parody of "Bud-Weis-Er")

-BB

[Danielle]

Originally posted by atari_14


I've actually seen these on key chains but i guess they could be on T-shirts. Don't fussy if they are old.
-When i woke up this morning i had one nerve left and now you're getting on it!
-How can I miss you if you won't go away!
-If you don't like my driving, stay off the side walk



Just wanted to mention that I *have* seen the last one on a T-shirt. ;)

"My reality check is in the mail"

"I'll be spontaneous when I get around to it!"

"Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a raving lunatic,
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

"I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade."

"Eating Disorder. I can't keep from putting my foot in my mouth."

[BebopWeb]

by far the most known t-shirt is
'Im with stupid ->'

[atf487]

Make 7




Up yours.


Its funny when kids bring those in schools.


and &^%$ cen***hip

[atari_14]

I seen this last year on a GIRLS t-shrit.
^
Hello i'm up here!

[Jack Napier]

If this gets deleted I have no problem but the funniest T-shirt I have ever seen was all black with white text that said...

I'd rather be masturbating.

I thought it was very funny...

Delete if you must

Jack Napier

[Morgan Sloat]

Originally posted by Danielle

"I do what the voices in my head tell me to." (hmm...gotta find out where they sell those...)

They sell those, like most of Patrick Stars's T-shirts at Hot Topic.

Some of my favorite shirts are ones I made with markers, and in print shop:

"Why are you here?"
"I have nude photos of your mom"
"This is what I look like when I don't know what I'm doing."
(different fromt he mysterious new stickers at Hot Topic that showed up a while afterwards hmmmmm):
"The Fork and the electrical socket want to have sex. Help them."
"How about a frothy bowl of suck my a**?"