Eel jaws found in fox den

[Dr.Pepper]

50 miles inland, jaws of a wolf eel found inside a fox den.
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20070620_Was_it_the_Jersey_Devil_.html
Makes you kind of wonder how they got there

[J'onn J'onzz]

The wolf eel is a docile animal (despite what you might think from its appearance) and it never leaves salt water... so how did it get there?

http://www.kiplog.com/archives/wolfEel.jpg

My theory is...

THE ALIENS DID IT

"'We're all terrestrial guys,' says principal biologist Kelcey Burguess. Still, he says, the evidence was unmistakable, not to mention overpowering: 'It had a fish smell.'"

The evidence sure was unmistakable... unsmistakably in favor of Burguess being a SECRET ALIEN.

I think what he's saying here isn't that he's usually on land... but that he's trying to cover up being an alien. Why ELSE would he insist on being terrestrial?

The aliens have been capturing our sealife for their own purposes... and dropping their bones in random places... that would explain the truly weird place the wolf eel ended up... My question is why do they need our sealife? Who ever heard of using fish to capture a planet?

Hopefully, they'll stick to just fish... (after all the biologist (a secret alien) said that the creature had a fish smell... I think the aliens are catching fish for their SMELL. Now why would they do that? Hey, you never know. Aliens probably have a pretty different sense of smell... after all, they come from another planet.

Whatever their reason, I think we all know who the real culprit here is...

http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/Looney-Marvin-the-martian.jpg

So remember folks... look out for aliens! Someday... they might come for YOU!

:fox:

[Punisher]

Why is everyone copying Tuscan all of sudden?

[veemonjosh]

Why is everyone copying Tuscan all of sudden?

It only happens once a month, really.