Sing-A-Long!: Why does The Cartoon Network Suck?

[RoseBusch]

Intro:

This is for all the rich kids, all the never ending kids, who are complete BASTARDS!! the current CN SUCKS!!!!


Plays Harmonica:


Chrous:X2

Whyyyyyyyyyy does The Cartoon Network succccck?
Is it why The Network's failing or it's just Bad Luck?
Because Nick and Disney always kick their butt.
There's other reasons why but it's way tooooo much.


Verse 1:

Back in the day CN use to care
Now it's all stupid, This stuff not fair
I used to watch Fridays in my Chair
Had a piece of candy in my hair
I have alot of cartoons I like to share
CN would mind, they wouldn't dare
CN is so bad, I fell down stairs
Gym Partner's A Donkey is a scare
Squirrel Boy is dumb, period so there
Everett Peck is sick man, he's so mere
I rather look in my Underwear
Some how I knew I was gonna go there
I rather go out, than go no where
Or get half eaten by a crazy bear


{Chorus X2}


Verse 2:

CN was good, now it's a sin
Why did they cancel Teen Titans?
Justice League was the final straw
had to stop watching and withdraw
Naruto is the only good show
Pokemon is crap, it needs to go
They always take over CN
It's a crime but then again....
The CN shows brainwash me
Why they don't have shows from WB?
CN is not the place to be
They lose more viewership, don't ya see?
CN studios smells like pee
Nick's is worser, but yall see
The Bullcrap scheduling is Bizerk
Trying to be Nick, man just won't work
CN is dumb, man they are dirt
Jeff Harris is right, call it The Network
Reanimated is so lame and Perk
We already know CN are jerks
Saul of the Whoreman, ugh, P.U.
If they air more live action, man I'm through!
This is for the kids that smells like poo
If you like CN, then yeah you too!


{Chorus X2}


I wanna give a shout out to Jeff Harris (AKA the Cartoon Man) for teaching us Toonzone members it's not right to watch CN and Camp Lazlo, and other bull crap and do something productive in life, because The Network will never change!

[The Wolverine]

This will end well, I'm sure. :shrug:

[RoseBusch]

^ I was doing it because I was bored, that's all.

[Jeff Harris]

I wanna give a shout out to Jeff Harris (AKA the Cartoon Man) for teaching us Toonzone members it's not right to watch CN and Camp Lazlo, and other bull crap and do something productive in life, because The Network will never change!:eek:

*slaps hands across face ala Jack Benny*

:eek:

I kind of like Saul of the Mole Men. It's kitschy, like those old Krofft Brothers shows I used to watch when I was a kid. Granted, I don't like the current direction of Cartoon Network, but it has its good moments and bad moments. Despite its flaws, the network is better than a lot of the stuff out there. Not to mention more diverse.

And I'm hardly the "Cartoon Man." I just pay attention more than others.

[BCVM22]

it's not right to watch CN and Camp Lazlo, and other bull crap and do something productive in life, because The Network will never change!

The irony of you including such a sentence in a post such as this is staggering, to say the least.

[Duke]

Piece of advice: Next time you think about doing this: don't.

[Red]

ty Duke for closing this, but I have one more thing to add.

30 of your 106 posts (roughly 1/3) of your posts come from this forum. If it sucks so much, stop posting in here. Otherwise, stop bashing the network, especially in this harsh of matter. Thanks.