This is the resume you're looking for

[HellCat]

http://www.tk409.com/gettingajob.html

I need to give this a shot

[Kagetsu]

My first thought was "does anyone realize that is a Lewis light machinegun without a magazine?"

To my surprise after reading,,, YES, he does. I've heard of people bringing guns after being fired, but not applying.

I'm begining to think if you dress in a funny outfit, you could have a howitzer and no one would care :anime:

[Stu]

Hellcat,

You show me this after I wait a year and a half for my promotion yesterday.

Shame on you, Hellcat. :p

[HellCat]

Hellcat,

You show me this after I wait a year and a half for my promotion yesterday.

Shame on you, Hellcat. :p

Well, I think if you'd run around your work place dressed as Spidey people would have thought you were collecting for charity or fighting for father rights :p;)

Though that reminds me of:

http://theaterhopper.com/vault/040630.jpg

Congrats on the promotion!

[solarflere]

http://www.tk409.com/gettingajob.html

I need to give this a shotThat was..... interasting, although I think it works only once, so don't try this at work kids. :p

[tucsoncoyote]

Are you tired of your hum drum daily dead end job with Low Wages?

Do you wish you could ever break out into your own job where you can take over the world from your home?

Do you have what it takes to take over the world and run it in your own megalomanical utopian way?

Well if you answer 'Yes' to any of these questions, then the Vile College of Evil has the college courses for you..

Learn a career in Evil Ranting, Hiring Henchmen, finding the right assistant, and even thwarting heroes from stopping your evil scheme. all from the comfort and safety of your own villainous lair which you call home!

In under six months you can earn your degree in Building Doomsday weapons,l and even Making idle evil threats for fun and or profit.. all without leaving your home..

If you are interested please call the Vile Evil College for your degree.. Taking over the world is just a phone call away!

Note: the Vile Evil College is not affiliated with any known real college and if it were, don't you think some hero or heroine would come along to stop you?

:coyote:

[Artimus Gigan]

Strangely enough, I could see myself doing that as a plausable option for handing in a resume


Except I would probably don the guise of Master Chief or Solid Snake


I would even wear those "Hello My Name is..." sticky name tags with my alias written in Magic Marker


Shame is something you need to earn before you can feel it

[Weatherman]

That......is AWESOME! Now that's how you make a first impresion.