How are you going to die? (Fun link!)

[Colin]

Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! (post the first one you get! ...as noted, it does change every time you refresh the screen.)

Linky-Link: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php


Colin: At age 35, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

[solarflere]

Solarflere: At age 46, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

It seems that every time you refresh the page, something different apears.

[Charlie]

Charlie Gore: At age 101, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
That site is totally bunk. I prefer Mortal Kombat.

[Lord Dalek]

Joel Henderson: At age 64, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

K.

[Sampo]

Wow, thanks for the link Colin!


Sampo: At age 101, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.


Hmm, I live till 101? Cool. As for the later part, I can believe that. I would be so senile that would likely happen. Eatten by a cannibal. I wonder if he/she will just eat my brain or nibble on my flesh.

*points to the above post*

Hey how come I can't have a cool death like that?! :mad: LOL

[James Bester]

Matt: At age 81, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals ad requesting food for the cannibal.

Hey, atleast I'll live long, right?

[The Wolverine]

Beau: At age 101, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

Arright.

[RD!]

Abraham Lincoln: At age 69, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

[Spike Mcdougal]

Spike Mcdougal: At age 41, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Nice

[Captain Harlock]

Abraham Lincoln: At age 69, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
I see that and raise you:

John F Kennedy: At age 57, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

[Chad Bonin]

Alone and a virgin.

Oh, wait, there's a game?

Holy crap...

Chad Lee: At age 37, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.
Seriously, I started this post before seeing the results...

[RD!]

So what'chu gonna' do in the mean time?

[Scorpio_G]

Scorpio_G: At age 74, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.

Wow, that was uneventfull and peacefull...:sweat:

[Jave]

Javier: At age 83, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

83? That's OK, I guess.

[The Guitar Slayer]

At age 62, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


:D Now that's how I wanna die! None of this revolutionary cloak and dagger I was delinquent in my rent junk. Long live the King.

[Kury Wagner]

Kury Wagner: At age 73, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Sounds about right, sugar. And hey, past seventy... hoorah. Glad to know I won't be alone like K5. (Or at least it won't be important.) d=

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Tony: At age 37, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Way too young for me to go.

But at least I'd go out in a blaze of glory.

[Mr. Pedro]

Peter: At age 39, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

Uhuh. :shrug:

[ToOn~g@l]

ToOn~g@l: At age 51, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes

wow sounds like a lot of fun.

[Punisher]

Punisher: At age 44, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

I knew those malt beverages would eventually kill me.

[Zach]

At age 38, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

That's gotta hurt...

[Timmay]

At age 97, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Atleast I went out doing a thing I love.

[The Falcon]

At age 93, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a busyeah! take that you hobos! wait...

[Zebi]

At age 93, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

[Kaoru]

My first was - Andre: At age 60, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Thanks for visiting!
Doesn't this belong in "Fun & Games"?

BTW Andre: At age 67, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely! This is proof that it's fake, first of all I eat way too unhealthy to live up till 67, and second, I'm pretty sure anologue transmition will be shut down everywhere in the world by that time.

[Retro Gigi]

At age 65, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)


God, how that might be true one day. Not dying from the wounds, but getting them from making margaritas (I just love the things!).

edit:
At age 81, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

This one might be closer to real than the other... at least being slayed by PETA activists is.

[Riza Hawkeye]

Riza Hawkeye: At age 83, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

You know that's exactly how I imagined I'd die.

[Fifi Fanatic]

Scott: At age 51, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


Wow! I always wanted to go out just like "The King". Thankyouverymuch. :anime:

Actually, "The King" died sitting on "the throne".... :p

[Kaoru]

Actually, "The King" died sitting on "the throne".... :p The king has left the building 98%. We need a stronger flushing system for him to leave entirely.

[Matt A]

Matt Appleby: At age 84, suicide, straight up.

Not as funny as the others, but I can go for that. I like to do things my own way.:p

-Matt A-

[tucsoncoyote]

Tucsoncoyote: At age 86, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Yep just like me.. I came, I saw, I turned disney around.. and I go out with a bang and not a Whimper..

(But then you may ask.. how will certain other people die (for fun of course)?

Kim Possible: At age 38, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.



See this is what happens when you save the world and you give 160%. Need I say more? I think not...

:coyote:

[M.A.S.]

M.a.s: At age 74, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.




O.k...

[Captain Zechs]

It said at age 69 I would offend some PETA members only to have them later on get revenge and kill me

[Rocketboy]

John Ford: At age 42, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

[Malex]

Malex: At age 68, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

That seems right. I actually think I would be shanked in the future.

[Zuric]

Charles: At age 43, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
too bad the middle already happened
and for me zuric
Zuric: At age 61, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
damn, does getting attacked by birds in Georgia central park count
Charles: At age 82, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
damn, 3 for 3 a waiter knocked a candle into my arm, and my shirt caught fire
im gonna quit this

[Anime Guy]

Dr. Acula: At age 61, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

[Sampo]

Tucsoncoyote: At age 86, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Yep just like me.. I came, I saw, I turned disney around.. and I go out with a bang and not a Whimper..
...

Hey I haven't seen you around for awhile, Welcome back!

LOL, interesting. I can actually imagine you finding death that way. It's strange and a bit disturbing.


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Kim Possible: At age 38, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

See this is what happens when you save the world and you give 160%. Need I say more? I think not...


Aye. I also guess constantly eating at Bueno Nacho with Ron can lead to such an untimely death. :sweat:

[KCJ506]

KCJ506: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

ffffffffffffffffffff: At age 71, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

My name is revealed

[Wolfie~Giri]

Wolfie~Giri: At age 99, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

So I won't even be on earth when I die? :sweat:

[Czar Gato]

Czar Gata: At age 68, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of governor.

Right when I'm that much closer to my goal of world domination, I get squished. Hopefully it's a statue of me that does the deed, that would be awesome.

[PhantomZero]

PhantomZero: At age 77, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Could it get any worse?:shrug:

[Warrior Kitana]

Kitana: At age 96, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Yep that sounds about right!!!:lol:

[Kevin the Geek]

Kevin: At age 86, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Well, I guess that's a nice way to die.

[Mittenz]

808: At age 52, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

I'm not as surprised.

:lol:

[purplehairedwonder]

Caitlin: At age 46, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
Damn.

[Youko Recca]

Riot: At age 91, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

Ducktales. I couldn't get fat if I tried, screw Gluttony, and if it's not a heart attack it'll probally be a bullet.

Amusing stuff nonetheless.

[Kury Wagner]

Caitlin: At age 46, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.Damn.Noooo!! I'll save you Caitlin!! *jumps in... forgets that she can't swim.... yells for help, but ends up being eaten, too*

[ThePeterNetwork]

ThePeterNetwork: At age 79, you will choke on a piece of steak.

Unfair! I wanted to die from a heart attack at 50. :sweat:

freakin' Weight Watchers eating program!

[bluedeucedodge]

bluedeucedodge: At age 77, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

sounds about right:evil:

[Pupmon 4.0]

Pupmon 4.0: At age 41, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.


And to think, I don't even like Tekken!

[Rover_Wow]

"At age 62, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death."

I'm already quite addicted to computers, and I even coughed like nuts for a week, and my mom thinks they're connected.
And considering that my computer addicion has pushed my lunchtime more often than not to 12:30, not that far maybe? ;)

[MarineDweller]

Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! (post the first one you get! ...as noted, it does change every time you refresh the screen.)

Linky-Link: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php


Colin: At age 35, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
err.. can I believe this?? coz everytime u refresh u see a different prediction....

[DaphHime]

Sarah: At age 50, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

At least I'll die doing one of the many things I love...playing video games.

[Lonestarr]

Tor: At age 39, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

At least I'll be traveling, right?

[King Cocopuff]

Dumbledore: At age 94, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Orochimaru: At age 53, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Voldemort: At age 80, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Me: At age 94, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

What was I thinking sleeping on the road of a moving vehicle?!:eek:

[DaphHime]

Orochimaru: At age 53, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

After he gets tired of terroising Kohana....and teenage boys. ;)

[veemonjosh]

Veemonjosh: At age 79, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

Oh my.

Akira Toriyama: At age 102, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

It ain't a heart attack! :p At least he'll live for a long time.

Sonic the Hedgehog: At age 62, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

And a tragic end to the blue blur. :p

Amy Rose: At age 99, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

I have the feeling the alchohol is caused by Sonics death over 30 years earlier. :sweat:

Miles Tails Prowler: At age 87, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

:lol:

Eggman: At age 58, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

He never payed. And look, only a few years to go!

Knuckles: At age 100, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Oh yeah! :anime: You rock till your death Knuckles!


Ristar: At age 86, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

That is the best way for him to go. Out with a bang and drinking.

Hasbean: At age 91, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

And this was the best way for Hasbean to go.

Ulala: At age 81, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Huh, so the apparition is with Sonic, then years later, he's with Ulala.

Krillin: At age 69, you will choke on a piece of steak.

Heh, even in old age he dies often! :p

Mario: At age 45, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Wow, that apparition is really busy!

Scrooge McDuck: At age 90, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

:lol:

Emmet Otter: At age 52, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

:lol:


Rachel (My sister): At age 88, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

:sweat:

Tommy Pickles: At age 66, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

:sweat:

Elmo: At age 101, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

This is hilarious! :p

[Prophet Wing]

Prophet Wing: At age 63, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

What I want to know is, how will I be positioned on the tracks, and what kind of train?

. o O (I hope it's a ghost train, then it'll save me time waiting for my transportation to the great beyond.)

[veemonjosh]

Phoenix Wright: At age 91, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

:p

[Natey]

Nate: At age 42, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

I hope he starts eating me by the arms.

[Zinal]

Zinal: At age 83, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

..........I better bring some bananas.........

[Aquadementia]

I got the cannibal one, except it said it happened 6 years ago.
?
Either I'm late for dinner or I have to face the fact that I'm just not that appetizing.

[solarflere]

I got the cannibal one, except it said it happened 6 years ago.
?
Either I'm late for dinner or I have to face the fact that I'm just not that appetizing.Maybe you are a ghost and you don't know it. :p