The Teen Titans/X-Men Trilogy (BD)

[The New Titans]

Here is a Teen Titans/X-Men crossover that is in three parts:

1. Clash of the Titans
2. The Magic and the Madness
and 3. The Final Battle.

In the next post, part one of Clash of the Titans will be here.

[The New Titans]

Clash of the Titans

Chapter One – Meeting

Titans East Tower, Steel City


Inside the Titans East Tower, Bumblebee flew from an unknown opponent.

”Who are you? And what do you want here?” Bumblebee pleaded.

Stepping forward was Billy Numerous, long thought to have frozen to his death back at the Brotherhood of Evil’s headquarters.

“Look here, Numerous… prepare to get destroyed!” Speedy said.

Numerous slid to the back of the room.

“Now look here, friends. I’m more powerful than I look!” said Numerous, surprisingly without his southern twang.

Mas and Menos went forward.

“What’s going on here? I thought Numerous was frozen back in Titans Together.” Mas said, speaking in Spanish.

“Well we needed to cut down on all the actors. Otherwise, we wouldn’t get paid.” Menos said.

Aqualad went forward and prepared to use his powers.

“Yeah, it’s just a shame Tramm was fired last month.” Aqualad said.

“Listen here. I’m not Billy Numerous!” said the Numerous impersonator.

He took his helmet off to reveal that he was indeed superhero and former government agent Jamie Madrox, better known as…

“Hey, narrator! I’ll introduce myself thanks!”

Oh, sorry. I just wanted to build my part.

“Yeah, well – don’t’! So do your job.”

Right okay. So anyway, blah, blah, blah, the Titans East are confronting Madrox.

“So, what’s REALLY going on – other than the fact we keep breaking the fourth wall.” Aqualad continued.

Suddenly, he went red, and screamed like a little girl.

“Take it, away!” Madrox said. “And get me outta here.”

Right, Madrox.

So, Multiple Man gets teleported away as a giant flash of energy consumes Bumblebee, Speedy, Aqualad, Mas and Menos.

“Hasta La Vista, suckers!” Madrox said.
So, what happens to the Titans East?

Easy, they…

Shut up, Evil Madrox and get into the story!

Right, evil narrator.

--Static--

This is the real narrator overriding the modules. I received word from good Control Freak that an evil version of Jamie Madrox has teamed up with a yet unknown evil narrator. Remember, the Evil Madrox clone that was infected by the Legacy Virus? Well, an animated version of him sprung from the Marvel Animated Universe, and has freed several super villains with him!

Meanwhile, in the Teen Titans animated universe, a good version of Control Freak was freed from his alternate universe, just as the villains who were frozen by the Brotherhood of Evil were un-frozen from their sleep. Now they are freed and doing what they do best.

It’s up to the Teen Titans and the X-Men to stop them, but I’ll fill you in on missing details.

My entrance will by shown by --Static--, so right with you and hope that this will be stopped.

--Back to story--

Title sequence:

When there’s trouble,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Teen X-Men!


Enemies will never get away…

Oh this is stupid! Let’s just get there!

Titan Tower, Jump City

Inside it, Starfire was reading the newspaper.

“Huh?” asked Starfire, making a sandwich.

I SAID you were reading the paper!

“Oh.”

“CUT!!!”

The director walked on set.

“Look here, Starfire! If you don’t do your correct lines, I’ll –”

--Static--

I apologise for the static, but the hasting being received by our alien heroine is deemed unfit to read. So while we’re waiting for it to end, here is an image for you to enjoy:

*Insert Raven as a rabbit from “Bunny Raven”*

Sorry about that, but I have an important announcement. I’ll leave this to good Control Freak.

Thanks, narrator. I was using my remote when I saw that Mumbo, the maniacal magician, is plotting once again to turn the Titans into animals. He struck a deal with Mojo, the mad television producer, and… oh, I’ll ruin the story!

Let’s get back to the Titans.

--Back to the story--

“All right, let’s go again! Places everyone and… ACTION!!”

Starfire was reading the paper, and then Robin came along.

He stopped.

Yo, Rob! Why you just standing there?

“Oh, sorry. Well anyway, it’s nearly…”

The alarm sounded.

“Titans, go!” Robin got up and ran with the rest of them.

Xavier Institute, Westchester


Inside, the X-Men were all doing their usual things.

Storm flew in.

“Still any news on the Professor?” Storm asked.

Cyclops shook his head.

Just then, Beast burst in, with news of danger.

“There’s a dimensional rift!” Beast said.

“Excuse me?” asked Gambit.

“Never mind. Call as many reserve X-Men as you know!” Beast said as he jumped off.

Later, in Cerebro.

Every X-Man and reserve X-Man stood as a dimensional rift.

“Okay, everybody! In we go!” shouted Cyclops as the rift consumed them.

Jump City


The titans and honorary titans watched as the rift opened and hit the titans.

The X-Men came out, surprised at Jump City.
“Okay… are you guys good guys or bad guys?” asked Iceman, faced with a terrifying sight:

All of the Teen Titans, now sporting red eyes.

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To be continued in Part Two of Clash of the Titans.

[SilverKnight]

I'm not even entirely sure where this belongs--coin flip for TT forum or the SB.

>tosses coin<

TT forum it is! :p

[The New Titans]

Chapter Two – Equals

Jump City


Cyclops walked out into the open. He fired a optic blast at Robin, knocking him back.

“Titans, go!” Robin ordered. “Destroy them!”

Gambit flew up into the air, and fired three charged cards at Robin, who destroyed them with his staff.

“Do you think that can stop me, punk?” asked Robin.

“Maybe not, mon ami.” Gambit said. He got out a staff and clashed it with Robin’s.

Nearby, Shadowcat and her boyfriend Iceman were facing Starfire and Beast Boy.

“Green dude, ice up!” said Iceman as he attempted to freeze Beast Boy, who turned into a jaguar and leaped on Iceman.

This allowed Starfire to attack Shadowcat, but Starfire’s star-bolts simply went straight through Shadowcat.

“My star-bolts have no effect on your intangible body!” said Starfire as she flow towards Shadowcat.

“What?” asked Shadowcat at Starfire’s strange choice of words. Starfire phased through Shadowcat and knocked herself out by landing on the ground.

Near Starfire, was Cyborg flying himself into Colossus. The Russian mutant punched the robot Titan, and he was sent into the ground.

“Aw man!” said Cyborg at the fact he lost. “I’m supposed to be super-strong and I can’t beat a metal tin can!”

“Da, my friend.” Colossus said before ramming himself into Cyborg once again.

In the sky, Raven was fighting Rouge. The mutant absorbed the witch on the neck, and got her appearance and powers.

“Azarath Metrion Zinthos!” Rouge chanted as she fired some of Raven’s black magic on Raven, knocking her from the sky.

Also in the sky were Thunder and Lightning. They were facing Storm.

“Quickly! Lightning! Get her!” said Thunder.

Lighting fired blasts of lightning at Storm, before she created a tornado that absorbed Thunder and Lightning into it.

Down on the ground, Sasquatch was facing Wildebeest. Sasquatch grabbed Wildebeest by his horns and threw him headfirst into a pile of bricks.

Near the ocean, the Japanese mutant superhero Sunfire was facing the molten hot Teen Titan Hotspot. Sunfire blasted so much fire at Hotspot that a volcano would be jealous of his powers.

“You ancestors would be so ashamed at your efforts!” said Sunfire.

He then made the crust of a volcano wrap around the kava, leaving Hotspot not so hot at this moment in time.

Also nearby, Havok, the brother of the X-Leader known as Cyclops, was facing Red Star. Havok charged his energy up and smashed it in Red Star’s face.

Near a lake, Kole and Frost had a bout. Kole turned into a boomerang, but Emma smashed Kole into a thousand pieces. She narrowly missed a direct hit from Gnarrk, who is sent flying by Strong Guy.

“Take care of him, Guido!” ordered Frost.

“My pleasure, amigo.” Answered Strong Guy as he charged into Gnarrk.

Near an abandoned house, Kid Flash and Quicksilver were facing off against each-other. Kid Flash attempted to kick Quicksilver, but the son of Magneto threw a direct punch into Kid Flash’s jaw.

“I am quicker than you on senses!” said Quicksilver.

At the top of a mountain, Marvel Girl attempted to use her powers on Jericho, who repeatedly blocked it. Finally, he smashed a guitar in her face.

“NO!” shouted Marvel Girl as she fell to the ground.

In Dimension X, Blink, one of the newest members in the X-Men, was firing shards and portals at Herald, who continued to absorb them using his horn.

“Pink girl! Hope you like music coming from trumpets!” said Herald as he blew his horn.

“And I hope you find the moon a nice place to live!” said Blink as she threw a portal at Herald.

Finally, the two knocked themselves out with all the fighting.

In an electrical station, Killowat charged his electric powers up and threw them at Boom Boom.

She reacted by blowing up a power generator that stunned Killowat.

“Sorry for the inconvenience!” said Boom Boom.

In the sky, Argent was trying to defeat Psylocke.

“You cannot defeat me!” said Argent. “I’m an English!”

“So am I!” shouted Psylocke, before ramming her Psi-Knife into Argent’s power hands.

Down at a village, Wolverine launched himself at Bushido, his claws clashing with Bushido’s swords.

“Time’s up, bub!” said Wolverine as he destroyed Bushido’s swords, only to be greeted by a kick in the stomach by Bushido.

In the area, Wonder Girl charged forward, only to be met by X-23. She managed to destroy the Amazon’s whip, before kicking her in the jaw.

“I am LETHAL!” shouted X-23 as she nearly killed the Amazon.

In the hills, Pantha was facing Beast. The furry mutant managed to send Pantha falling off the hill, only to have something appear behind him.

It was Mas and Menos, both recovering from their capture.

“Senor!” said Mas in Spanish. “We need your help!”

“Tell me what you need help in, my young friends.” Asked Beast.

Menos (in Spanish) answered, “Somebody has captured our Titans East friends, and…”

Beast raised an eye-brow.

The two continued, “The Teen Titans have been BRAINWASHED!”

“Brainwashed?!” asked Beast in shock.

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To be continued in Part Three of Clash of the Titans.

[The New Titans]

Chapter Three – Mind-Wipe

Jump City


Beast carried Mas and Menos, before Pantha threw her fist at Beast, smacking his jaw.

“Sorry, bud.” Said Pantha menacingly. “But I’m gonna make sure the Pantha’s mark is very painful!”

Luckily, Mas and Menos jumped up in front of her.

“Remember us!” shouted Mas and Menos together in unison.

Her eyes turned from red to white, and she fell back on the floor.

“Where am I?” said Pantha.

“Jump City,” said Mas. Menos joined him at his side.

“Jump City?” asked Beast. “The dimensional rift that occurred must have split the barrier between dimensions, meaning both of our universe’s have met and established a continuity.”

Mas, Menos and Pantha looked gob-smacked.

“Excuse me?” asked Pantha.

Beast sighed, before saying, “That means everybody in both universe’s know each-other! And, because we need to trust each other, and we didn’t have time for names, I’m Doctor Henry Phillip McCoy, but my code-name is Beast for obvious reasons.”

“I see.” Said Menos. “Anyway, we need to concentrate on getting our team-mate’s memory back.”
“Good idea,” replied Beast. “But, there is one small problem. We might not get the attention of our team-mates.”

“Then let’s go!” said Mas and Menos in unison as, with Pantha and Beast in hot pursuit, ran off to the massive battle on the out-skirts of town.

--Static--

Sorry for no interruption so far, but something’s blocking the signal that allows me to contact you. Anyway, as Beast said, the dimensional barrier has been broken, releasing an electrical entity (Overload or something entirely different). The entity is looking for the Sentinels for an unknown reason, so while the X-Men and the Titans fight, I’m rallying some help.

Good Control Freak has got some help from another dimension, but I’ll inform you about that later.

Over and out.

--Back to story--

Beast, Pantha, Mas and Menos ran through the fields attempting to avoid the battles. Argent and Psylocke, still fighting, both fell to the ground, where Mas zoomed into Argent’s face, erasing her red eyes.

“What are we doing?” asked Argent.

“Fighting.” Replied Psylocke. “Your team… the Team Titans, The Titans or something.”

“Teen Titans.” Said Pantha.

“Anyway, you were all turned evil and got red eyes.” Said Psylocke. “We’ve got to stop this from happening! We need to find the Professor!”

“Professor?” asked Mas, Menos, Pantha and Argent.

“No time to explain!” said Beast as they rushed to the top of a hill.

Meanwhile, the evil Madrox creeped around the corner. He was holding a communicator.

“Madrox in.” said Madrox.

“Any reports?” asked the voice over the communicator. It was metallic and rusty, but that might have been due to the communicator.

“Yup.” Answered Madrox. “Both the X-Men and the Teen Titans are fighting each other. This is the chance you’re going get if you want an army. But are these robots dangerous? They’ll most probably resist your control.”

“Listen, Madrox.” The voice said menacingly over the communicator. “I released your full potential, and I can take it away just as easily.”

Madrox looked over at the battles, with people from both the X-Men and the Titans getting knocked out or injured.

“Okay.” Said Madrox. “I’ll hope that the two maniacs play their cards right. Over and out.”


Meanwhile, in the hills, Rouge, who had absorbed Raven’s powers, had Raven tucked into the air, as black magic appeared from her hands.

“Nrut otni a Evod!” said Rouge, using the last of her absorbed energy to turn Raven into a dove.

Meanwhile, Cyborg, without half of his armour, was smacked in his main control circuits by Colossus, leaving him powerless.

Cyborg, with his fading breath said, “You… may… have beaten… me… but remember… the titans…” He couldn’t finish because he shut himself down.

Meanwhile, Iceman was wrestling with Beast Boy who had turned himself into a polar bear.

“The Iceman… cometh!” said Iceman. “Or something like that.”

Iceman punched Beast Boy, which turned him back into his human form, before he was completely frozen over by Iceman.

Nearby, Starfire was continuously firing star-bolts at Kitty Pride, before placing on two electrically charged gauntlets.

“In the name of Tamaran,” she said like a gladiator “I will defeat you!”

“You do know that my intangibility powers will simply disable those gauntlets.” Said Shadowcat in a Raven-type manner.

She turned intangible and destroyed the gauntlet’s on Starfire’s hands. This electrocuted her and knocked her out.

Beast, Mas, Menos, Pantha and Argent got to the top of the hill, and saw the final Titan’s fate:

Gambit, with his staff at Robin’s neck.

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To be concluded in Part Four of Clash of the Titans.

[The New Titans]

There are some characters who will turn up later in the fourth part of Clash of the Titans, as well as The Magic and the Madness and The Final Battle. I only reveal a few at this point: Larry, the Scarlet Witch, Longshot, Professor X., Quark, Mojo, Spiral, Mumbo and an all-new original villain.

[The New Titans]

Chapter Four – Kidnapped

Jump City

“Look you Cajun nut.” Said Robin. “Even if you kill me, you’ll just get hunted down and get killed by my friends.”

“Mon Ami,” replied Gambit. “I have my own friends too, you know.”

At the same time, the X-Men were winning the Titans. Wait a minute! The signal’s cutting again!

--Static--

Hi, the mystery good narrator is here again. I’ve managed to escape the S.H.I.E.L.D Hellicarrier, and I’m looking for a small town. But with the Sentinels patrolling the area, it’s gonna be pretty tough. With help from Good Control Freak, I’ve managed to find out what that electrical creature is.

It’s called “Mainframe” for some reason. It was created by Cyborg after defeating Overload, attempting to make a weapon that could hack into Slade’s database, which would have been useful for the Titans.

At the same time, in the Marvel Animated Universe, Beast was constructing a virus that would wipe out the systems of Bolivar Trask’s original Sentinels.

Something happened that merged both the Anti-Overload and the virus into an electrical creature that can control machinery, but has a mind of it’s own. It’s after the Sentinels for some reason.

I’ll catch up with you later.

--Back to the battle--

Mas and Menos placed themselves in Beast’s massive furry hands. “Are you sure this is going to work Senor?” asked Menos.

“I’m one-hundred and fifty times sure, Menos.” Replied Beast. “If all the Titans see you during the battle, they’ll remember what’s going on, and we can work together to stop these villains.”

“Good luck with those two.” Replied Pantha.

Beast said to himself “Like Wolverine, but without the charm.”

“People!” shouted Beast.

Everyone turned to Beast’s view. Suddenly, all of the brainwashed Titans looked at Mas and Menos, and their lives before being brainwashed flashed in front of them, before their eyes turned from red to white.

They all started talking with the X-Men, while Beast, Mas, Menos, Pantha and Argent went down to the other people’s level.

“Where are the Titan East?” asked Robin to Mas and Menos.

Mas answered “They’re in custody of…”, but before they could finish, an electrical beam appeared zapping some of the Titans and X-Men.

When the light cleared, the only heroes left were the main Titans, and the only X-Men who were left were Cyclops, Psylocke, Gambit, Rouge, Shadowcat and Iceman.

“What happened?” asked Iceman.

“Something captured our friends.” Replied Robin.

“Let’s go before…” said Beast Boy, before the heroes got sucked into a black world.

“Titans!” shouted a familiar voice.

“And my greatest ratings booster… the X-Men!” said an even more familiar voice.

The lights turned on to reveal Mumbo and Mojo!


To be continued in The Magic and the Madness

[The New Titans]

The Magic and the Madness

Chapter One – Fellow villains stick out for each other

--Static--

Hello, this is the good narrator with the good version of Control Freak. So, if you don’t what’s happened, here’s the Cable/Deadpool style recap:

An evil version of Jamie Madrox along with an evil narrator has somehow captured the Titans East. In the Teen Titans universe, the X-Men burst through into their world, and turned all of the Titans evil. Mas and Menos arrive, and with Beast, attempt to cure the X-Men’s minds. They succeed, but a second giant light captures the other titans, and makes the reserve X-Men disappear, along with the Spanish Speedsters.

Just as the two teams prepare to rescue their friends, they captured, and then brought to the mercy of… Mumbo, the maniacal magician, and Mojo, the television presenter gone horribly wrong!


--To the story--


“So, my titans! I have you!” said Mumbo.

“And, you also have me, and my hench-wench Spiral. Psylocke. Young X-Men. You may know me, but I am Mojo!” said Mojo.


Mojo looked at Mumbo.


“Time for title sequence.” Said Mojo menacingly.


Mojo’s title sequence:

Mojo:
X-Men! Teen Titans!
The Mojo show is about to begin!


Robin:
I don’t think so, Mojo Joe Joe!


Mojo:
Right! That it’s! Mumbo!
From the top!

You’re joking,

You’re joking,
I just can’t believe my eyes!

You’re jokin’ me!
You gotta be!
These can’t the right guys!


They’re ancient,
They’re ugly,
I don’t know which is worse!

I might split a side now,
If I don’t die laughin’ first!

Mr. Mojo the man says
There’s trouble close at hand,
You betta pay attention now,
Cause I’m the Mojo man!


And if you aren’t shaking,
There’s something very wrong!
Cause this may be the last time
You hear the Mojo song!


Woah-oh


Mumbo:
Woah-oh


Mojo:
Woah-oh


Mumbo:
Woah-oh


Mojo:
Woah-oh


Oh, yeah!


I’m the Mojo man!


Mumbo:
Titans, there is always

More than one rule in magic!
But these rules in the real world,
They are just so tragic!


I have a plan for you,
And I’m going to explain it now!
It’s very good and great for me,
But it’s not so good for you!


While Mojo gets the X-Men,
I get the titans!


Then in my magic hat,
I’ll turn you all into animals!
Robin as a monkey,
Cyborg as a bear!


Starfire as a cat,
And Raven… you as my prize rabbit!


Raven:
I don’t do cuddly, Mumbo!


Mojo:
Oh, come on, doll!
You’ll look just right!
In fact,
You’ll be all white!


And now for my plan!

Oh, my dear X-Men,
I’ve got a trap for you,
First I’ll tie you up,
And have Beast Boy eat the key!



Then, me and Spiral –

- We’ll take you over a giant tub,
Of very dangerous acid!
When you’re in there,
It’ll just be like Lake Placid!


And now,
It’s nearly time,
For the grand finale,
The Plans are coming into place!


Mumbo:
So, woah-oh!

Mojo:
Woah-oh


Mumbo:
Woah-oh


Mojo:
Woah-oh


Mumbo:
Woah-oh


Mojo:
Woah-oh


Mumbo:
I’m the Mumbo (Mojo – coming from Mojo) man!


Fireworks spit off in all directions.


Mumbo gets out his magic wand.


“So, Titans… In We Go! Yippee!” Mumbo said.


He sucked all of the Titans into his hat, and then Mumbo went in himself, while the X-Men stayed behind.


“I’ve got to do my thing! Spiral” Mojo said.


In a second, all of the X-Men who were there (Cyclops, Psylocke, Gambit, Rouge, Iceman and Shadowcat), we tied up to ropes and dangled them down above the pit of acid.


“Well everybody,” Mojo started. “Tonight, on MojoVision, we have a special treat for you! One that no other network could broadcast… the end of the X-Men!”


Mumbo’s magic hat


Inside the hat, Mumbo gathers Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire and put them in a psychic’s ball.

He turns into a gypsy.

“Now my friends,” said Mumbo, in a very creepy voice. “Prepare to become your true forms: Robin – the Monkey!”

Robin flew out of the ball and turned into his monkey form.

“Cyborg – the bear!”

Cyborg then became attached to the mist and turned into his bear form, minus the tutu.

“Starfire – the cat!”

Starfire then exploded out of the ball and turned into her cat form.

“And finally… Raven – my precious little rabbit!”

Raven stayed in the ball, but the mist inside fell on her and turned her into her rabbit form.

“Oh, goodie.” Said Raven, now a rabbit.

“And titanimals, don’t try to escape! I know what you’re doing!” said Mumbo.

Mumbo disappeared as the titans sat and pondered.

Wait a minute! Someone’s overriding the story again!

--Static--

I’m back! Sorry for the “Bunny Raven”-type incident, everyone, but since the evil narrator is pulling the strings, I can’t do anything. Anyway, with Mumbo and Mojo on the loose, me and Control Freak have come up with a plan of action. Longshot, harbouring a grudge against Mojo for killing millions of his fellow mutants, will be able to take down the alien television producer, while Larry the Titan and the Scarlet Witch will be able to save the Teen Titans.

One major problem is that the only person who can stop the villains is Professor X. The problem: he’s been missing and gone into Shi’ar custody. And with the Shi’ar’s end recently, hopes are low for the Professor’s survival.

So let’s get back to the X-Men.

--Back to the X-Men--

Over the tub of acid, the X-Men hanged there as the ropes began to go down.

“Aw! Sorry I won’t be seeing ya’ any time soon! But Mumbo called.” Mojo said as Spiral opened a portal. “Spiral! Take care of the X-Men!”

Turned her attention to the cameras, while Gambit began to kinetically charge the ropes up.
“Quickly, everybody go!” said Gambit, as the X-Men dropped from the ropes onto the ground.

Spiral got out her swords, but was interrupted by the arrival of Longshot.

“I’ve got a plan!” shouted Cyclops. “Young X-Men! Go through the portals to find the Professor! It’s the only to stop the villains!”

“Are you sure, Mon ami?” asked Gambit.

“GO!” ordered Cyclops, as the young X-Men ran through one of the portals, with Beast Boy joining them.

“The rest of you,” said Cyclops. “Let’s take of Spiral and Mojo!” as the remaining X-Men joined him in the fight against Spiral.

In the alternate dimension, the young X-Men and Beast Boy arrived in a strange world.

“Dude!” said Beast Boy. “Where are we?”

“I honestly have no single idea.” Replied Iceman.

They turned to see something strange: a strange mechanical creature, with bits of electricity appearing out of it. Several Sentinels appeared to stop it, but he changed their faces to his.

“Locate the mutants.” Said the creature.

The Young X-Men and Beast Boy fled.

Mumbo’s Magic Hat


Inside Mumbo’s hat, the Titans were still angry at their animal forms.

“At least I’m not a dancing bear.” Said Cyborg.

Suddenly, a Tutu placed itself on him. Then, he went into a berserker rage before whimpering. The tutu disappeared.

Mumbo’s mad glowing eyes appeared in front of them.

“Titans, the performance is about to begin!” said Mumbo.

The Alternate Dimension


The young X-Men tried to escape the Sentinels, but the robot mutant hunters cornered the heroes.

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To be continued in Part Two of the Magic and the Madness.

[The Guitar Slayer]

Ok, final friendly moderator poke. Sorry it has to be in public.

1. Do not make new threads for this story; if it's less than five pages on the board, it doesn't need it.

2. Do not say "I'm going to post soon." Do or do not, there is no post count padding.