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Martianinvader
04-01-2006, 01:58 AM
Last night, Kury dreamt she was in the WWE as a 367-pound woman in glittery tights and a mask of Richard Nixon over her face. Karl Olson and Mr. Cool from "Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" entered the ring to beat her, but she defeated them by blowing her ocarina and summoning Cluthu. Then the Village People came in and she turned into a Grilled Stuffed Burrito.

My opinion: it could have been better. I give it two stars.
Mr. Pedro
04-01-2006, 02:24 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/Rypper/Kuryboob.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/v438/Rypper/?)
I've been told it went something like this.
Martianinvader
04-01-2006, 03:59 AM
*bumpatron*
Artimus Gigan
04-01-2006, 04:01 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/00pie/Cb09.jpg


I'll have two bumps please


wait


make that two hills and a grassy meadow
Kury Wagner
04-01-2006, 10:49 AM
But, but... how did you know?! =O

P.S.: http://forums.toonzone.net/showpost.php?p=2119010&postcount=4
Juu-kuchi
04-01-2006, 01:20 PM
I never get to be in Kury's dreams and Dalek always does. Stupid Dalek.
Mr. Pedro
04-01-2006, 01:22 PM
Touch me. I'm Iceman.
The Gunnshuu
04-01-2006, 01:25 PM
red state
Jaguar
04-01-2006, 01:28 PM
yeah

















wait what
Temple Fugate
04-01-2006, 01:28 PM
Kury's dreams tend to make at least some semblance of sense, if only in a random and bizarre way that has its own triumvrate of physics, politics and psychology. Methinks you simply beamed this dream into her head in order to draw attention to your ability to "miraculously" peer inside people's minds and simultaneously inflate your post count.
SirLemming
04-01-2006, 01:37 PM
I never get to be in Kury's dreams and Dalek always does. Stupid Dalek. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/thetoonzoner.png

I couldn't resist the chance to bring that out again. (Even though the avatars don't match anymore.)
Lord Dalek
04-01-2006, 01:38 PM
I never get to be in Kury's dreams and Dalek always does. Stupid Dalek.I was her first husband, we have a "spechgul"* bond.

*-Kury-speak for special. Though frankly, we think she's special.
Jave
04-01-2006, 01:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/SirLemming/thetoonzoner.png
I have to make a shirt out of that.
SirLemming
04-01-2006, 02:27 PM
I have to make a shirt out of that.
And buy it, apparently.
Lord Dalek
04-01-2006, 02:32 PM
I have to make a shirt out of that.Sam would buy one. Maybe four.
ZorBrak
04-01-2006, 03:08 PM
Only gay people were shirts. LOSERS.
SirLemming
04-01-2006, 04:10 PM
Only gay people were shirts. LOSERS.
THEY WERE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
Ajax
04-01-2006, 04:31 PM
Only gay people were shirts. LOSERS.Do you know how I know your gay?
Jave
04-01-2006, 05:24 PM
Only gay people were shirts. LOSERS.Gays used to be shirts? AWESOME.
Kury Wagner
04-01-2006, 06:32 PM
Sam would buy one. Maybe four.Only if you buy them for me. :)
ZorBrak
04-01-2006, 07:03 PM
THEY WERE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

Yes. You see, a long long time ago the gay population was created in a lab by a freak accident that spilced the remains of an employee who fell into a vat of chemicals with cotton. Gays slowly spread out through genetic mutations caused by this splicing of the man's DNA and the DNA of the shirts... so suddenly everyone was wearing shirts... and then uh... all the people went to san fransisco and the Florida keys one day and decided it was too hot to wear shirts... so they took them off. This gave the shirts the chance they needed to mutate because they found their way into a vile of Ooz. The last living organism touched by the shirts were the humans and thus gay population formed.


I know my history like I know YOUR MOM. GOSH.
ZorBrak
04-01-2006, 07:05 PM
Do you know how I know your gay?

Because I used to be a shirt? EVERYONE knows that. Gosh come on.
Daizaburo Estes
04-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Because I used to be a shirt? EVERYONE knows that. Gosh come on.

...You're hiding something, you filthy cottoner... You're not like us sweaters! The gays were only shirts because they HAD NOTHING ELSE! The cottoners and Frankie Muniz took that all away, and, over the roar of the flames they yelled their respective names before they each took each other's lives...

...sexually... 'Cuz that's EDGY!!!!!!!11111 lolololol!!!!!!111111111

I have more money than you.
guinaevere
04-01-2006, 09:10 PM
Only if you buy them for me. :)Don't worry, I'll convince him to buy them for you. Want some new shoes while we're at it?

Oh, Daaaaaaaaalek! Chop, chop, mister!