Belly Button Lint: Good or Awesome?

[Lucky Bob]

It is time now to discuss a topic that I think we can all relate to Most people have, at one time or another, tasted their own belly button lint.

The question is, just how darn good does it taste, anyway? Does it depend on the fabrics you wear? Your methods of hygeine? Your shower gel?

I, personally, use polyester fabrics and Old Spice shower gel. My lint tastes a bit like chicken dipped in marshmellow gravy sauce, although sometimes with a hint of strawberry on those really hot and sticky days.

So, what do y'all think? I'd also like some input from the outies on this one. No one is left out!

[EinBebop]

Good or awesome? I choose FREAKIN awesome!!

[guinaevere]

Lint... (swoons)

[Lucky Bob]

Good or awesome? I choose FREAKIN awesome!!

So, you have a bit of a seafood bent with your lint?

http://users.adelphia.net/%7E33h3q/shark.jpg

[Discloner]

Never once...have I thought to put it in my mouth. O_o

You are wise beyond your years.

[Jave]

Awesome?! I Say Crazy Awesome!!!!!

[ToOn~g@l]

So, you have a bit of a seafood bent with your lint?

http://users.adelphia.net/%7E33h3q/shark.jpg

OMG!!!11!!!!! It's a Shark with a fricken lazer beam attatched to its head!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

On a side note, I think Belly button lint tates good with ketchup

[zmanjz]

Belly Button lint?

I think that market's booming and with the upsurge in BBL demand, i'm going to issue a Triple buy on BELLY BUTTON LINT. BUY BUY BUY.

[Mr. Pedro]

It all depends on where the lint came from.

Bad place for lint:
http://wyoming.gov/state/wyoming_news/general/images/animals/bear.jpg

Good place for lint:
http://bin.4chan.org/c/src/1143808070714.jpg

Location of origin is absolutely essential when making these kinds of decisions.

[Lucky Bob]

I want the buttcrack lint people to chime in, too. Just for some added perspective.

[One Radical Dude]

Mine taste like Chinese!! It's linttastic!!!!

[zmanjz]

Mine taste like Chinese!! It's linttastic!!!!

CHINESE!

their food always makes you hungry shortly after, which means MORE PROFITS FOR THEM. SO I'm Bullish on CHinese food, but Bearish on Chinese Buffets.... You don't want want your money in all you can eat when the customers can eat it ALLLLLLLLLL.

[Aquadementia]

I have a jar filled with Alfred Hitchcock belly button lint.
It's more valuable then gold.
THEN GOLD!

[Lucky Bob]

Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button. I call liar. Mods please delete. Thanks.

[Aquadementia]

Jailous Much?

THEN GOLD!!!

[One Radical Dude]

How much is it worth???

[zmanjz]

GOLD. When is cramer not bullish on Gold.

Mining gold is better than making Money.

I give gold two thumbs up, WAY UP/

[G. Wen]

Belly button lint is cool, but nothing beats the lint from the dryer. *goes to dryer in dungeon to get some lint* OMG! Romey took all the dryer lint!:mad:

[Temple Fugate]

I thought belly button lint was a myth until I found some in my belly button last month. Freaked me out like you wouldn't believe.

[Agent S7]

Aren't belly buttons a myth put out to CONTROL THE PUBLIC??!?